Charley hopped the fence that night, into Jerry's backyard. He went to the back door and on his smartphone, pulled up a guide how to pick a lock. He went to do step one of the guide when the door opened. He forgot about Lilith! No one was there.
"Hello? Lilith?" hissed Charley. The house was so quiet and still, as if Lilith wasn't even there. The TV was off as was the DVD player. That was something Lilith loved. Movies. Scary movies. "Lilith?"
He heard a strange noise coming from upstairs and that's where he went. In the hallway was most of Ed's clothes and Charley shuttered. He could see the whole thing. Lilith, pale, naked and still somewhat attractive. Ed, pale, naked and boney.
He entered Jerry's room. He found a picture frame of a drawing of two girls. Both not even a week old. Probably Lilith and who knows. He took a photo of the drawing and some other findings he found interesting in Jerry's room. He heard that noise again! "Lilith?"
He opened Jerry's closet. But quickly slammed it shut when he heard Ed's skateboard and Jerry's truck come in. Panic set into Charley. He made his way to the stairs and could see and hear Ed and Jerry talking.
"Was that kind of hunting hard?" asked Jerry. Ed shook his head. "You'll have to do four times the hunting now. So, go upstairs and give the blood to them."
Hunting? Give what blood to who? Ed headed upstairs just as that noise got louder. "Shit!" cried Charley as he hid in Jerry's closet.
"Oh come on, I'm sure daddy will have nice warm blood for you," said Lilith, making Charley stiffen. He turned and felt a door knob. He opened it and it led to a new hallway. Charley walked down the hallway.
He peeped through the peephole of one of the doors that lined the hallway. In it, Lilith had a bed big enough for her and Ed and two smaller beds which contained two smaller bodies. Ed, somehow, was in the room with them. He held a bottle filled with red blood, he snapped a nipple on the bottle and cradled his vampire baby. Lilith was doing the same thing as Ed.
Lilith hadn't even lived here for 9 months, how on Earth did she and Ed have two kids already? Right, vampires. "How was the..uh...?" asked Ed as he fed his vampire baby.
"The birth? Ed just because we're vampires, doesn't mean we have a new vocabulary," said Lilith, who was feeding the other baby. "It was rough, but all vampire females have rough births."
Charley watched as Ed kissed her head. "But hey, my brood grew by two. Three beautiful women," he cooed.
"Just be quiet!" hissed Jerry. Charley spun around. Jerry was in another room not in the hallway. Charley grabbed at his chest. Shit. "My daughter has her brood up here. Brand new brood and brand new vampire husband."
Who was he talking to? He peeped into the room he was in. It was Doris. "Fuck!" whispered Charley.
"Ed!" cried Doris. She pushed Jerry away. "I saw Ed in here! He'll kick your ass!"
Jerry grabbed her. "No! Please! Please don't! Please!" cried Doris as Jerry bit her neck. Charley hid in an empty room.
Jerry left the room and knocked on the door to the room with Lilith. "You kids need anything?" Charley heard them say no and Jerry left.