TFK: 15 is up. The harem is as follows
Kaede
Konoka
Setsuna
Eva
Chachamaru
Ku Fei
Mana
Oh, about the harem. I've decided that it won't have a limit. But it wouldn't be every girl that Naruto comes across. And it won't be unruly number ether. I've deiced to add one more, a secret member of the harem, for sure, maybe two other's. I'll let u know sometime
The following are the girls I can live without. It will be a blind sudden death poll
Chizuru...
Asuna ...
Kazumi ...
Haruna...
Chao...
Zazie...
Sayo ...
I've decided that depending on who loses they will receive a pactio at least. Now I'm not sure if there will be 1, 2, or 3 girls from the poll that will make it. Only time will tell.
250 votes as of now maybe more. It's almost over in my view. After Kyoto it's over.
Author rant
Ok... I grow tired of people 'complementing' me on my spilling and grammar. When spilling suffers so does grammar. So no more, I have dyslexia so stop saying 'your spilling and grammar need work' or 'have you ever heard of spell check' spell check doesn't get everything.
All I'm trying to do is get my idea to you the reader and I grow tired of the people saying these things.
It's nothing short of amazing for a person who only learned how to read at age 13 to come this far
I'm trying to get all of my mistakes so SHUT UP... thank you and have a nice day. :)
End of author rant
one more thing. I know I'm laying it on thick with this hooded gay from the past that failed to kill Naruto once before. He will be unmasked when the time is right.
On with the story.
The Kyoto Arc: A Troublesome day:
Bad Dog
"Wow, look at book worm's card. It's so cute! And Kaede's card with Naruto-sensei. And Ku Fei's card!" The entire class was admiring Nodoka's card. As well as Kaede's and Ku Fei's. Even Konoka showed her card. Everyone was jealous of her. She didn't even play. Konoka was still eating when Ku Fei, Nodoka, and Kaede walked away, just admiring there cards. When they over heard a conversation.
"Negi, Naruto how are you going to take responsibility for all these cards you made!" Asuna was angry.
"In our defense..." Naruto picked up Kamo, like one would a cat. "...it's his fault."
"But, master, all I wanted was for you to have a pactio. Was that so wrong. All I wanted was for someone to have your back like brother Negi has with Ayaka and Asuna." Kamo cried.
"Ah, Kamo, I didn't know you cared." Naruto said with anima tears.
"But, we can't bring in innocent normal girls like Nodoka, Ku Fei and Kaede."
"Hey, hey, hey. I resent that remark. Ku and Kaede nearly killed me. Twice. As for Konoka. She's far from normally. The only normal person here is Kazumi. And she put's little boys, like Negi, in her cleavage to get a story."
"Naruto!"
"Brother!"
"It's the truth."
"She... likes... to... what!" None of them remembered that Ayaka was there.
"Oh... uh... hi Ayaka... how long were you there?" Naruto asked.
"Since... the whole... conversation... started." Ayaka was trembling with unimaginable rage. She was giving a death glare of DOOM to Kazumi.
"Any way. Kaede already knows about magic so I don't see why not with her. Ku Fei is almost a normal girl, but can dish it out with the best of them. And Konoka... she'll learn about magic sooner or later. With Negi here and all. I'm surprised that she hasn't already..." Naruto was poking Negi's head. "... I mean let's face it Negi, in the first day, Asuna found out, and if I wasn't aware of it I would. And not too long ago two more of your students found out about your magic... In one day. And by saving a cat, Kazumi found out. Seriously Negi just because you think your all alone, or your group is all alone doesn't mean you are." Naruto turned his head to a corner where he sensed Kaede, Ku Fei, and Nodoka.
"Anyway, we can't take Nodoka's or the others cards as they were a prize, but we can't use the master card. Here big sister." Kamo handed Asuna her pactio card.
"Huh? This can only be used for communication right?"
"Wrong..." Kamo began to explain what she could do with her card. All the while the 3 spies over heard. Not that he would have kept it from Kaede or Ku Fei if they asked. He saw that Asuna brought out a fan, he wasn't paying attention. "I'm going for a walk." He walked up to where the 3 girls were at. They tried to run, or at least Ku Fei and Nodoka. But, Naruto being Naruto, got in front of them. "Hello Ku Fei... Nodoka... mind telling me what you heard?" He was in a very sweat voice. They told them that they heard everything. That Negi's pet ermine said to them. "Alright. Now that you know, let's see what you got. Nodoka, you first."
"Alright sensei... Adeat." In a flash of light, Nodoka's card changed into a book, a very thick book. It was called the Diarium Ejus. "Wow, a book. The card turned into a book." Nodoka said excitedly. She looked thru it, and it was blank. Then a picture came up with Nodoka and Negi kissing... deeply. It had a bunch of writing on it and everyone read it. Nodoka blushed, Ku giggled and Naruto and Kaede smiled.
"Naughty book ne?" Ku asked.
"What do you have Ku?" Nodoka turned attention from her to Ku Fei.
"Well we see now. Adeat." In a flash of light, Ku's artifact came. She was now dressed in a battle kimono. And she had fingerless battle gloves as well as some fancy looking shoes, the kind Negi wore when he was in that tournament. "Wow, pretty." They all had a different color diamond. Each shoe and a purple diamond, the red kimono had a brown diamond, and her gloves had a red diamond. Naruto saw that all of them had something in common. All of the diamonds had a 9 tailed fox on it. And that the red kimono and the shoes could have passed as Kyuubi's fur. "It feels so soft." Ku commented and the other girls felt it. It felt like silk.
"A girl always has a sense of style that never goes out." The fox told Naruto in his head.
"Not helping..."
"Mine so cool." Ku was admiring her stuff.
"You're next Kaede." Naruto said looking at the girl.
"Alright, Adeat!" The card flashed the group and turned into... a black cape and short sword. Similar to the one that Kaede would have gotten with Negi. Everyone admiring Kaede's cape but Naruto was looking at her sword.
"!" Naruto looked behind him to see Yue. "Hey Yue, what cha doing?" Naruto alerted every one of Yue's presences. Everyone was shocked at first.
"Oh... um... Yue." Nodoka looked at her friend.
"Hey Nodoka... is that a new book?" Yue was trying to look at Nodoka's artifact.
Everyone else was looking at it, as a new picture had just come to like. Only Nodoka was looking at it noticeable. Everyone else was discreet. It had a very embarrassing picture and note/explanation. It read a shortened version of it.
Last night, Negi-sensei pushed me down and tried to kiss me while Nodoka was sleeping. Even with everything else that happened last night THAT was the height of that troublesome night.
Everyone smirked when Nodoka slammed shut the book. But Nodoka and Yue of course. Yue was confused and Nodoka was blushing.
"Yue, you shouldn't look into other people's business like that. That couldn't be her new diary for all you know." Naruto said saving the girl an explanation.
"Oh... sorry Nodoka."
"HEY YOU TWO!" Haruna made her appearance know to Yue and Nodoka and didn't bother with the other 3 in that hall way.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Okay, that was strangely normal for this class. Anyway, Ku Fei, don't say anything about what you just saw and what you just heard ok?"
"Got it Sensei."
"That's a good girl. Now, let's go eat." Naruto said happily. Both Kaede and Naruto exchanged looks. And both nodded. Naruto smiled. He'd have to thank Kamo some time. He gave his perverted evil smile. And somewhere Kamo had a nice chill down his spine. Naruto separated from Kaede, for now. He went looking for Negi. The kid was a trouble magnet. So he had to stick next to him until he could defend himself. He spotted Negi in the hall way. "Hey Negi, can I talk to you for a second?"
"Oh..." Negi thought he was being sneaky. "... Sure Naruto. What is it?"
"I have a question actually." Naruto looked uncharacteristically serious.
"Um, sure go head brother."
"I was wondering... why is it that mages hide what they can do? I mean, where I come from Ninja's are not only well known, but are hired to do jobs for people. So why is it that mages hide themselves?" Negi thought about that question for a moment. Then he answered. While Negi answered Naruto's question, he finally notice someone around the corner. Who was there since he asked? 'Crap... who is it?'
"And that's why we mages hide are abilities. The people wouldn't accept us." Negi finished.
"I see... in my opinion that's stupid, but ok. Like I said, ninja's where I'm from let people know that they exist, but kept what they do a secret. But it's not my place to say, see you in a bit Negi." Naruto walked away as he saw someone move hastily away. Naruto was thinking. He went back to the room to get Eva, Chibizero, and Chacha. Zazie and Kaede come too. Kaede was in her normally cloths and Naruto had a good laugh when Zazie decided to use her red dawn cloak, hat, and bell. She even put on her ring. He saw Negi run away when the girls were looking for him. He laughed a bit. 'You can't get away from me.'
"Um, Naruto-sensei." Naruto looked behind him to see Haruna and the rest of group 5. Not including Asuna.
"Yes?"
"Have you seen Negi-sensei?" She asked.
"Yeah, sure follow me."'This should be good.' He thought. He led his group and group 5 to Negi. Or should I say Asuna and Setsuna because they was seen trying to sneak out too. The big group walked as one until they found Negi.
"Negi-sensei~~~." Haruna sang to Negi.
"Waah, everyone has such cute cloths." Negi stated without thinking. "What are you all doing here!" Negi whispered to Naruto who walked up to him. "It was just supposed to be me and Asuna." He finished. The group consisted of group 5 and 6. Naruto just ruffled his hair.
"Sorry kid. Your 10 years too young to sneak away from me." Naruto said with a smirk.
"But I'm not even 10!" Negi had anima tears.
"Well I guess you'll always be too young." Naruto shrugged.
"Naruto, this is dangerous. They could get hurt." Asuna whispered.
"You underestimate my abilities? I'm hurt." Naruto said mockingly. "Face it Negi, they would have found you with or without my help. Besides, when their looking at me, they'll never see you slip away. Got it?" Naruto said.
"Sensei you're going to take us to the place that's on that map right?" Haruna asked.
"But doesn't group 5 and 6 have something planed today?"
"No, we don't." Yue said.
"Nether does group 6 sensei." Setsuna told him.
"Alright Negi. Lead the way." Naruto told him.
Naruto was amused as he watched the girls intermingle with each other. Each one of them had some traits of his old friends. Except Haruna... she reminded him of pervy sage. He shivered. 'Note to self... make sure she NEVER gets a hold of Icha Icha paradise, or my book Foxy Foxy desires. Kami help us all if she already has.' Naruto thought to sneezed as Naruto thought about her. He had his clones blend in with the populace, looking like normal people or as objects' or animals. He had them looking out for everyone in the class. He also has his clones on his group. He wanted to make sure that no one was in trouble on their trip. He was sensing energies everywhere. Some not a threat, some from certain students, and some that were unknown and from that monkey fetish women. Naruto paid no mind to her, she wasn't as big as a threat as two others in her group. Naruto got memories form one of the clones that he sent after that source. It was popped by the time it got there. He saw 5 figures. And only 1 he recognized, and the hooded person that seems to know him. He was brought out of his thoughts when he heard Asuna's head saying hi to a bear statue. He chuckled a bit. "Um, what happened?" He asked Yue.
"Haruna asked if Negi's-sensei and Asuna are dating." She told him.
"Oh. So by her reaction I'm assuming it's a yes?" He asked amused.
Yue just looked at him. 'He's strange. He's like this jig saw puzzle that I can't solve. He's mature 1 minute and immature the next.'
'It looks like she's trying to solve me. Good luck with that Yue. Many people have tried to do that and failed.' He thought to himself. Naruto would have embarrassed Asuna further, but decided ageist it.
"Hey, there is an arcade over there. Let's get a sticker photo as a souvenir of our trip to Kyoto!" Haruna said dragging Nodoka, who was blushing and trying to resists. Key word, trying. Everyone when into the booth. The first set of pictures were of Negi and Nodoka, who was pushed in by the combined efforts of Haruna and Naruto. The next one was of Konoka, who was very happy, and Setsuna, who was blushing madly. Thanks to Naruto's interference she and Konoka have been talking to each other a lot more than normal, and Naruto would never let her get away. Next up was Asuna and Negi, with Kamo as well, her as always, was smoking a cigarette. Then Haruna, Yue and Negi. Will that's it for Negi's, on to the more interesting Naruto pictures. First, Naruto forced Konoka and Setsuna to take the first picture. Well, forced Setsuna, asked Konoka. Next was of him and Kaede, both smiling. Then Zazie, who still had her Akatsuki cloak on, just put down the front part of it. Then finally, Chibipire, Chacha, and Chibizero. Or three C. Chibipire sat on his lap, like a kid, as Naruto put his head on hers. Chibizero was on his head, and he had an arm around Chacha. It happened so fast that Eva was shocked, and had a shocked face. Chacha's didn't change... much, and Chibizero always has a smile on. Needless to say he almost died a few times when Eva realized what had just happened. Naruto smiled at that little memory that will be forever immortalized as a photo.
"There's something funny about those sticker photo's... I wonder..." Haruna was in a thinking pose.
"It's just your imagination." Yue told her.
"Nope. I agree with Haruna. There is something about those sticker photos." Naruto told them with a hand around both their shoulders. "The question is what?" He gave them a smile. One that made Yue blush and Haruna have... that... glare. "Anyway girls. We have to catch up with them, let's go." He left them to their thoughts. Naruto had caught up to them as he was looking around. There was something here, the girls went to an arcade... whatever that was. He saw Negi playing a game. He smiled, at least he was having fun. He was playing a game for the first time... and at last being a kid. Then another kid came up. Naruto sensed that he wasn't normal. But they began playing. A duel to the virtual death. But he lost in the end. Naruto saw the look in the kid's eye. And he decided to play a little prank on the kid. A mean one. "Let's go Chibizero, wanna see a kid sacred shitless?"
"Will there be blood?"
"No... Just a scared kid."
"Better than nothing."
"Alright, Chibipire watch out for enemy attacks Ok?"
"Don't call me that."
"Whatever... Chibipire." Naruto walked away from a very pissed off Chibipire. He walked past the kid, quickly, as he ran into Nodoka. Naruto waited for him outside.
"...for seeing your panties." The kid yelled out. Naruto grabbed him by the shoulder. And forced him to looking him in the eye."Err?"
"Two things kid. First, you're too young to play with girls. And second..." Naruto closed his eyes, and then slowly opened them. He brought the kid in the Tsukuyomi world for only a split second. "... tell, whoever you're working for... no matter what, they won't win." He saw the kid looked freaked. He let him go, and he ran very fast before he turned around.
"I hope I get to fight you brother. You're very strong." He had a big smile on his face.
"Sorry kid. But you're not strong, and you'll never be strong enough to fight me. Not at your current path. Know this kid. Keep fighting for yourself and you'll forever be weak." Naruto looked at him right in the eye. The kid ran away to tell the rest of the group what he had found.
"If there was blood that would be a hell of a lot funnier." Chibizero said from Naruto's head.
"Can't have blood all the time Chibizero."
"Why not? Spilling blood is fun."
Naruto sighed. "How about the first chance I get, I spill as much blood as I can. How about that?"
"That works blonde." Zero said with a smile.
(With the Kid)
"I knew it, the kid's last name is Springfield." He said to the monkey women.
"So it's true... he's the son of the thousand master. He will be a worthy opponent." She smiled.
"No he won't." Everyone looked at the hooded one in their group. "There could be a thousand of his kids and none of them would be any type of problem."
"What makes you so sure?" The monkey women asked.
"Even if the boy was at his maximum power. He still wouldn't be a problem for me. The true and only threat is Naruto."
"The spiky blond hair kid? How strong is he?" She asked.
"Yeah, he didn't seem all that strong to me when I meet him." The kid said.
"My dear boy, even I don't know his full power. But just so you know, as of right now, he's at least as strong as... oh I'd say... one of the stronger members of the White Wings. Or, more accurately, that brute Jack, or even Nagi himself." The hooded man smile at their reaction. "Of course his powers are still sealed. So he's 'almost' at that level. I made sure his powers were sealed. So I can handle him if he decides to go all out." The others were still in utter shock. That blond haired kid as strong as Nagi Springfield.
"For now, that doesn't matter. Now is the best time to strike. Watch out for the blond one." The white haired kid said.
"Right. Look out you brats. I'm going to pay you back for what you did earlier." The women smiled.
(Back with Naruto Negi and the girls)
Naruto saw Negi and Asuna run from the arcade. He sent two clones to watch out for them. Then he saw Nodoka. And sent two more.
"..." Zazie was behind him. In her Akatsuki outfit. Man that looks good on her.
"AHH! How long have you've been there!" He asked/yelled.
"..."
"That long huh?"
"..."
"Crap!"
"..."
"OH... you already know about magic?"
"..."
"That's a relief, so, what now?"
"..."
"Kay, So, what are you going to do. Will you fight with us?"
"..."
"I see. Well, we'll see. Let's get back to the others." Both of them went back to the group. He went and found Kaede. He found her on lookout. Just watching Konoka and the others from a far. Like Setsuna is. "Kaede, we need to talk. Good hiding your new toy by the way."
"!" She looked at him. "How did you know I brought it?"
"Kaede, Kaede, Kaede. In all the times we trained..." Naruto came up close and whispered in her ear. "... I've memorized every single curve of your body." Kaede had a chill go up her spine. "Anyway, be ready, I think that it might go down tonight. Keep Ku Fei, and Mana close by. I want you three ready for a fight if need be. Don't worry, I won't ask you to be on the front line. I'll handle that myself." He told her.
She smirked. "We can take care of ourselves Naruto. We don't need you to protect us all the time. But we we'll be ready." She leaned in close. "And when we get back... I'd like a reward for helping."
Naruto smirked right back at her. "Oh, whatever could you want from me? More training, a full body rub, a kiss? Or~~ would you like something more?" Then leaned in close. His breath tickled her ear.
"Hmm?" She had a thinking pose. "I'll think on it." She smiled.
"Oh I'm sure you will." He smiled back at her. Naruto was currently wondering what was going on with Negi and Asuna. Oh, and he can't forget about poor innocent Nodoka. He grinned a bit. This could be fun.
(With Naruto's clone watching Negi)
Naruto was watching Negi as the kid just tried to get out of the trap that was set for them. The kid failed miserably and landed on Asuna. His hand just happened to land on her breast. Ah the kid was a pervert even in dream land. It brought a tear to the clone's eye. The clone watched as Asuna was freaking out for some reason or another. The 2nd clone was right next to them as a tree. The 1st clones saw two other's joined it.
"Book worm joined the trap. She should be here sooner or later. The boss wants no harm done to her."
The 1st clone nodded. I'll watch Negi and Asuna, you make sure she's fine, and the other one transform into a tree to watch and make sure we miss nothing." The 1st clone said to the 2nd.
"Who put you in charged!" The 3rd asked.
"The boss. I was here first."
"How come I can't be in charge?" Asked the 2nd clone.
"I won't to be in charge." the 3rd said to the other two.
Soon, the 4th clone got into this fight and an argument broke out. After about 5 minutes the 2nd clone had an idea.
"Alright, I got a plan. How about we do rock paper succors? The winner gets to be the boss here" They all agreed.
While the clones were going their rock paper succors war, Asuna Negi and mini Setsuna were resting at some rest stop. Catching their breath after idiotically running in a circle. They were resting and talking about how to get out of this. It was finally done, the rock paper succors war I mean, Clone 1 won. Now, the leader clone 1 watched something very funny to him.
"Ok sister, I want you to kick this rock as hard as you can." Kamo said to Asuna.
"This one? It looks pretty hard, it might hurt. Uh well. HI YA!" She kicked it as hard as she could, and was soon hopping around in pain. The clone kept his laughter in check. Baka Red indeed. He let out a chuckle. But that ended when Asuna started to glow. 'This is new.' Thought the clone. "HI YA!" This time, the rock was reduced to rubble. The clone wasn't impressed. But at least Asuna got her revenge on the rock. The clone listened to the expiation that Mini Setsuna and Kamo was giving the group. The clone also saw the same kid from the arcade nearby. 'This might get interesting.'
(Back with the real Naruto)
Naruto was currently going on a date. He left a clone with Konoka. Should she need help, the clone would alert the real one. Anyway back to the matter at hand. Naruto had two girls. Lovely, young and his students. To his right. Kaede, his ninja student and one of the first girls that he toke a liking to. She was holding his arm really close to her chest, not that he minded. To his left, was one of the later girls that he toke a liking to. But he didn't like her any less than the other girls he likes. Mana...
'How did this happen again? Oh right. It was about 3 days or so after the trip to the library.'
(Flash Back)
Naruto waswalking down a street. Just aimlessly as he normally does. Then he notices Mana. The tail dark skinned beauty. Naruto always kept his perverseness in check when around his students. Always a playing around method rather than actually being perverted. He saw her sharply look into an ally, then run in. 'Huh? Why would she do that?' Naruto went and investigated. When he hopped over the ally, what he saw both angered him and sickened him. Three men, if you could call them that, one in front of Mana, the other two behind her. The one in front help a young girl, about4 or 5 years old. With a gun pointed at her head. He now knew what that was thanks to Kaede telling him about Mana's choice of weapons.
"Alright pretty lady. Undress or this little girl learns to live without a brain." The one with the girl said to her.
Naruto watch the situation from above. The man held the child perfectly. Mana couldn't even shoot him anywhere that would make the man drop the girl. This proved to Naruto that he has done this before. She sneered for a second. Mana didn't even hesitate as she started to unbutton her shirt. Naruto had seen enough. He jumped down silently. Only Mana saw him. And only because he let her. The man that held the girl never had a chance, one moment he had a gun to a girl's head, the next nothing. The other two guys' brought out their guns and pointed them at him.
"You must have a death wish pal so..."
The thug never finished his sentence as Naruto's foot connected with the man's face. The other managed to turn his gun towards Naruto, but a round house kick later he too was in dream land. Naruto over to the freighted girl, and used his Sharingan to make her forget this event.
"You didn't need to help me sensei. I had it under control." She said to him.
Naruto smiled. Her voice wasn't arrogant. So he knew she was telling the truth. "I know. But I was a little jealous that these pigs might get to see your beautiful body before me. So I took measures to make sure that didn't happen." He grinned like all Namikaze's do.
She turned away with a blush. "What did you do to the little girl?" She asked.
"I used one of my abilities to make her forget what she saw and heard. She won't remember what happened here." He told her. She nodded. No need for a child to remember this. "No office to you Mana. But what are you doing here? I hear your a mercenary, is that true?" He asked her.
"Yes. It's true." She told him.
"As far as I know, the standard mercenary doesn't do anything unless their getting paid to do it." Naruto stated.
"Yes, that's true, but I couldn't just stand there and watch that happen. Even if I'm not getting paid money." Mana said somewhat annoyed.
"Alright alright, I'm sorry. Now let's get this little girl home."
"..."
"..."
"Do you know where she lives?"
Mana face palmed herself.
(Time Skip)
Days before school starts again, Mana and Naruto meet up again. By accident of course. They got to talking, got to know each other. Then Naruto, being Naruto, ruined it with a perverted comment. Got a nice mountain on his head. Then went back to the conversation they were having.
"You know what I like about the stars Mana?" Naruto asked the Tanned beauty.
"No. What do you like about them? There just light's in the sky." She was looking at Naruto, who was looking at the Stars.
"Well, each and every one of them is different. Not one of them is the same. And to me, they're not just light's in the sky. Some stars shine brighter than others because they want too. And the ones that don't are just shy. But give them time, and they'll shine the brightest ever. Just like the girls in class 2-A. Or should I say 3-A, you girls did pass those exams." He winked at her, this made her blush. Even the stoic Mana was not immune to the infamous weapon known as 'Naruto Charm'. "But anyway. All you girls are different, in a good way. Even thou your all beautiful all of your are beautiful in your own way. You girls made 31 different type of beauty and made them your own. You each have skills that no one else can do on your level. Even if some of you don't shine out like the others for one reason or another, you will in time." He smiled at her.
"Are you hitting on me sensei?" Mana asked with a smirk.
Naruto disappeared and got behind her, he made sure she couldn't do anything with her hands so he preoccupied them with his. He was breathing down her neck. His hot breath sent chills down her spine. "No." He said plainly. She was speechless. "Unless you want me to." He finished.
"I'd rather not." She turned away blushing.
"Aww, Mana has a crush on her teacher." He said in a sing song voice.
"I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU!" She screamed while blushing.
"I never said it was me." He smirked at her.
"I, uh, um..." Mana was lost for words.
"Hahaha! Sorry, I can't resist sometimes. But Mana, know that I may be a flirt, a pervert, and many other things. But if you ever need to talk to me about something. You're past for example. I'll always be here, to talk to you." He smirked at her as he was walking away.
"Thanks... Naruto-sensei." Mana said to his retreating form.
"No need to call me sensei when we're not in class Mana. I'm your friend here. Later my beautiful mercenary." Naruto disappeared. Leaving a flushed tanned beauty in his wake.
Over time they'd talk whenever they saw each other. Most of the time when on patrol at night and/or when no one was watching. And somehow, he was... talked into... going out on a date with her, on the same day as Kaede. When he told the both of them... let's just say that Naruto had a new 'hide in corner and cry like a little girl because of angry women' form. Of course, he did what every man would do in this situation. Begged on his hands and knees for forgiveness and told them that he'll take them on a date, or dates. Of course, being rivals, neither one wanted to go last. So after much arguing and almost all out war. He told them he'll take them out at the same time. They agreed, although it was with reluctance.
(Flash Back end)
Which brings us to the current situation. Both girls wanted to do something. But neither one would agree on what to do.
*Tick mark*
"I say we go to a shooting gallery."
"No... The shire sounds better to me."
*Tick mark*
"You're no fun. A shooting gallery is just what we need to kick things off."
"Why would we do something like that when we could do that at home. No, the ancient Ninja shine is better in my opinion."
*Tick mark*
"That's your opinion. Something like that won't get our blood flowing."
"But it's so much calmer and peaceful at the Ninja shine."
*Tick mark*
"That's my point. We need to keep our bodies in shape. Your shine won't help us."
"Oh, I don't think that we need our bodies in any more shape than they already are. Right Naruto." Kaede sent a grin his way.
"That's for sure. Any more muscles and I might die from blood loss...!... Uh I mean... I got an idea." Naruto did not like the grin that Kaede gave him when he said that. Mana was just blushing.
"Ok... what's your idea Naruto?" Mana asked.
"Alright... Mana you stand right here." Naruto moved Mana in front of Kaede. "And Kaede face this way..." Naruto made Kaede face Mana. "Now then when I count to three. You're both going to do... THIS!" Naruto made two clones behind both girls, pushed them, and made them kiss.
*Flash*
Naruto pulled out a camera and took a picture of them kissing. He smiled evilly. And both girls finally realized what had happened and pulled away. Coughing as they realized that they kissed a girl for the first time. Not only that, but their rival. "Aw, young love." Naruto said mockingly.
Mana was anything but joyous emotions. She pulled out her gun. Note that no one pays them any mind. "Any last words sensei?" She said in the most evil voice she could make.
"Yea, I got a few. Pull that trigger and not only will I give you detention for a week, but I'll post this picture all over the campus for everyone to see." He grinned. Mana lowered her gun. Because if anything, Naruto's grin meant he would do it. Even if he died he would find a way to post that picture. "So... you girl's going to play nice?" They both nodded. "Good... now tell me. What was it like to kiss a girl?" Both Mana and Kaede hit him with a random hammer. "Ow..." Both girls looked annoyed at their teacher's antics. "CRAP!" Naruto yelled out loud.
"What is it sensei?" Kaede asked.
"I just got one of my clone's memories. So everything has gone to hell. Sorry, but I'll take you girls out to a nice dinner when we get back to Mahora. But right now. I need both of your talents to help Negi and me. Can I count on you two?"
"Of course you can sensei." Kaede gave him her always on grin.
"For the right price, I'll go anywhere." Mana said in her mercenarytone.
"Of course Mana... so how long in my bed will it take...?"
BAM
"For that comment, you're paying me double." Mana had a tick mark on her forehead. Along with a blush.
"Ow... anyway. Negi got his ass handed to him on a sliver platter but managed to pull a win. And Setsuna is right now running from samurai chick for the other night. So were going to regroup with her, where ever she is. My other clone I left with her will let me know as soon as she picks a spot to hide until we meet up with her. And Mana I'll pay you, in full, and yes double, when we get back. Is that alright?"
"Yes."
"Good. Let's go."
The two girls forgot the blackmail that Naruto has on them. They were running to where they left Setsuna and Konoka. Mean while, Naruto was going thru the memory his clones that he had with Negi and Nodoka. That was an interesting fight. Naruto smiled. 'Good job Negi.'
(Clones memory)
The Naruto clone was just watching Asuna and Negi, with Mini Setsuna... he took a picture of that one. Man if he ever showed that one to Konoka, she'd flip. In a good or bad way... he didn't know. But man she looked so cute. The clone just watched as the two were still stuck in the loop trap that was set up. Man he was bored. He was about to rip out his hair or just stab himself to get rid of the boredom.
BOOM
The clone looked at what caused the huge bang. Then he saw a giant spider.
'FINALLY!' The clone thought.
"Why don't you try me on for size?" Naruto saw the same kid from the arcade. "Before you go mouthing off like that." The kid had a 'nice' grin on his face.
One of the other clones saw the cute little librarian running to her love Negi. 'What a cute young girl. Hinata... if she is our descendent... I'll protect her... to my dying breath.' The Naruto clone thought. Nodoka had a shocked look on her face when she looked at in her book.
Clone 1 back at the soon to be fight scene was overlooking the spectacle.
"Bring it on Mage of the West. Or should I say... Negi Springfield." This kid was just itching to fight.
"You're..."
"You're that boy from the arcade!" Asuna finished Negi's sentence.
"Does this mean Konoka is under attack!" Negi asked Mini Setsuna.
"No, it seems that we're safe for now." Mini Setsuna told him.
The clone saw Negi was thinking. Of a plan no doubt.
"Negi!" Asuna yelled him out of his thoughts.
"Right! Activate contract for 90 seconds for Asuna Kagurazaka!"
Asuna charged her target. "Don't think that I'd go easy on you just because you're a brat!" With a single punch the spider had a brand new dent in it. "Adeat!" Asuna brought out her fan sword. And with a massive swing the spider was destroyed.
'Not bad Asuna. Not bad at all, but far from good. You'll need to train harder if you want to live in this world.' Naruto thought to himself.
"Not bad sister! Not bad at all." The kid was muttering something to himself. This got Naruto's attention.
'There's no way that they could have figured out Asuna's abilities in just one fight. Unless there one of two things. The first is impossible. The other is that... their ninja of my level, or higher.'
"But as for you, you're just a small fray! The amazing one is that sister over there. Aren't you embarrassed to be protected by a girl? This is why I hate you western mages."
'Sexiest I see. He see's girls and women as beneath him and weak, so they must be protected and not fight on the front lines. If he wants' to live in this world he needs to lose that attitude. I'll need to set him straight before he pisses off the wrong women... ok, before he pisses off Asuna even more.' The Naruto clone thought to himself.
"Come on Negi, we can't lose to this guy in a shouting match!" Asuna yelled at Negi.
'So, he gets insulted easily... never expected that.'
"You're just a sore loser that your spider got destroyed, you little brat! You've got no chance of beating us now. If you're going to surrender now's the time to do it!" Asuna yelled at the kid.
"Hehe... well you see sister... I'm not just some magic user..." He had a grin on his face.
"Eh?"
"Carful, he's got something up his sleeve." Mini Setsuna warned Negi and Asuna.
The kid charged Asuna, she tried to hit him with her fan but she couldn't hit him. After a second, he pushed her aside and went after Negi. He brought out papers just as Negi was chanting a spell. Whatever the papers were they deflected the spell. The kids head gear was torn off, and he had dog ears or something like that. Then with a massive punch he hit Negi right in the face.
"Ne-NEGI!"
With Nodoka she was watching as this was happening. Well, reading about it. While she was reading what was happing the kid was attacking Negi, not bothering with Asuna. Asuna was doing her best to try to hit him but he was too fast. And Negi was useless unless he had time to chant his spells which he can't.
"Where you running off to... you little runt!" He taunted. He hit right thru Negi's shield with an open palm thrust.
"Negi!"
"Hehe, how do you like that? I broke through your magic barrier! That one really affected him."
Negi coughed up some blood as he looked at his opponent. His eyes said it all to Naruto.
"Hey you should have told us from the start that you were a fighter instead of a mage!" Asuna yelled at the boy.
"Whatever. You were the ones who just assumed."
"And stop picking on Negi! I'm your opponent!"
"Fighting is a man's job! I don't hit girls. Even strong ones like you sister."
This statement brought a tick mark on Naruto's forehead. 'This kid needs to be set strait. All the females I know could easily beat him. Well, the fighters anyway. This kid is going to die a painful death if he doesn't get his act together.' The Naruto clone thought.
"HAHA! You western Mages are no good after all! You're so weak! I bet that your father, the thousand master wasn't so tough either. I bet he dead a coward's death!" The boy taunted. This also brought a tick mark on Naruto's head. Negi had nothing to say to the boy's taunt. But he looked like he was about to retaliate.
"No brother, we're retreating for now." Kamo chanted a spell and mist covered the area, allowing them to escape. When the mist cleared only the kid was there.
"They got away! Damn it! You cowards! You can run from me but you'll never escape from this place!" He yelled at the top of his lunges.
One of the clones was watching Asuna playing nurse maid to Negi, and Negi told her a little more about him. As for the main clone. He decided to make contact with the kid. He jumped down to where he was.
"Hey kid."
"YOU! I thought I sensed someone watching the fight, but I couldn't tell. So you wanna fight! I'll gladly kick your butt." He smiled and got into a fighting stance.
"If you want too... I'll gladly teach you something."
He charged and Naruto just tossed him to the side. He hit a tree so hard the tree snapped. He used his momentum and charged again. And Naruto just tossed him aside again. "Are you done kicking my butt yet?"
"ERRR! Don't underestimate me!" He charged again. And again he was tossed to the side. Hitting another tree.
"You wanna know why you're so weak?" Naruto asked him.
"I. AM. NOT. WEAK!" He attack again, and Naruto punched him in the gut, no chakra. He fell to his knees coughing. As well as trying to catch his breath.
"Yes you are. And you'll never be strong. I already told you, on your path right now, Negi now, could beat you in your strongest form kid. And nothing you do can beat him. At you current path. What's your name kid? I'd rather call you by your name, then to just say 'kid'... kid." Naruto told him.
"Errr! Kotarou... Kotarou Inugami. What's yours?" Kotarou asked.
"You haven't earned my name. When you know what true strength is then I'll tell you my name... kid."
"Errr! I told you mine. Tell me yours!"
"In our line of work, when both fighters are fighting to the death then, and only then, well both fighters tell their names. Or, the winner finds out the losers name, before he kills him, to add that name on a long list of names he or she has killed. On that note. I'd suggest that you leave your sexist attitude at the door when you leave to fight someone. All of the female fighters I know could kill you without breaking a sweat and holding back. You're just a little fish, in the big ocean, and I'm the big bad great white shark." Kotarou looked at him from his down position. Grinding his teeth in anger. "I see in your eyes, that one day... you will see what true is." They both looked each other in the eye. "But until that time. You. Are. Weak." Naruto disappeared in a yellow flash. Leaving a pissed off Kotarou behind.
A few minutes later with Nodoka.
"FOUND YA!" Kotarou jumped at Nodoka mistaking her for Asuna and Negi. When he crashed, he was under her skirt lying on her panties. Nodoka was scared and embarrassed as hell. Kotarou put his ears back so a human girl didn't see his ears. "Ah, sorry it wasn't on purpose! I'm sorry! I've got the wrong person." He put out his hand to help her up. "Huh? Aren't you the girl from the arcade?"
"Huh? You're the boy from before."
The Naruto clone protecting Nodoka watch to see if the boy made a move. Although, if he didn't he'd still need to kill him for earlier. For the panty remark and the free show he got. He told her about the fight so he wanted her to leave. After a few moments of talking Nodoka looked like she was going into shock. Must have been the thing he said. Moron, the kid was an armature at best... but then again... Negi was worse, much worse. He'd need to fix that.
"See you later!" He was leaving.
"Wait a minute!" She yelled at him. Naruto was looking at her. She was trying to think of something. Then it hit her. "My name... my name is Nodoka Miyazaki. What's yours?" She asked him.
"!" The Naruto clone and Kotarou was a little shocked. Naruto more so than Kotarou. 'Slick... Very slick Nodoka. Smart and innocent. You got yourself a keeper Negi, you better not step on her heart.' The clone thought.
"My name?" Kotarou thought about it. And remembered what Naruto said. "Well, since you told me yours, I guess it's only polite to tell you mine. I am Kotarou Inugami." He started running. "See you later pink panties sis." A 3rd tick mark on the clone. He was going to castrate this kid by tomorrow morning.
Nodoka took out her card. "Adeat." Her book appeared. And Naruto smiled.
'Smart and beautiful. You're lucky Negi. She's 1 in a million.'
A little later, Asuna and Negi came out of hiding. He then launched a bunch of wind copies of himself at Kotarou. Kotarou just knocked them away with muscle. "Is that all you got!"
"17 arrows of Thunder!" Negi launched an attack. But he wasn't done. "Ray of light that tears apart the night, gather onto my hand and strike down my enemy... WHITE THUNDER!" The massive attack hit Kotarou. Asuna and Kamo were happy about Negi's victory. But that was short lived when Kotarou came out of the smoke.
"That's not bad small fry! If I had taken the full brunt of that attack... but now... "
"Come you, I'll take you on, fighter on fighter!" Asuna swung at the kid. But missed Kotarou, and he hit Negi when his defenses were breached.
"NEGI!"
"Listen girl, I'm not a fighter, I'm an Inugami Tsukai. One who uses the power of the dog gods... and you'd better remember it." He brought out some shadow dogs. "You guys go play with that girl over there." The shadow dogs jumped Asuna and Kamo.
"HAHAHAHA! WHAT'S WITH THESE DOGS!" Asuna yelled as she was being licked tickled.
Without any support from Asuna Negi was getting pummeled by Kotarou. Negi was getting beaten to a pulp. 'Is this it? Is this all you have Negi? Then I'm disappointed in you. I thought you could have done better.' Negi was hit into a rock, and it was cracked a good bit.
"HAHAHAHA without their partners to protect them, you western Mages are nothing more than insects!" Kotarou was still hitting him with many punches. "You're nothing if you don't have time to chant your spells!" Kotarou did a massive chi enhanced kick. "TAKE THIS YOU SHRIMP!" Negi was bleeding from his head. "I'VE WON! IT'S TIE TO FINISH THIS!"
'Well Negi... you did ok.'
Right before he interfered with the fight. Negi blocked the attack. "!" Negi did a massive upper cut to the dog boy. While Kotarou was in the air. Negi was chanting anther spell. Negi put his hand on his back and... "WHITE LIGHTING!" AN explosion of smoke and lighting covered the field of battle. When it cleared. Kotarou was on the ground. Having trouble moving.
"Negi!"
YES! He did it!"
And as for Negi. He was bloody but still standing. "How was that? That is the power of the western mages." Negi told him with pride.
And Naruto looked on with pride. He and Mini Setsuna were thinking the same thing. 'That is harder than it looks. He used his magic to enhance his attack. Something ninja's can do if they have the control for it. No 10 year old could do it effectively .Although he is still lacking. The amount of power he used should have made his enemy black out. He still has a long way to go. But he'll get there, faster than I did at least.' He finished.
"H-hold it!" Kotarou managed to move a bit. "T... this is the first time a mere human has injured me so seriously... I'll back what I said before... Negi Springfield... But... it... it's not over yet!" Kotarou transformed into his demon form. He was about as tall as a man, with a dog tail and dog ears. "It's time for the real thing NEGI!"
'What will you do now Negi?'
With a massive punch Kotarou leveled a good chunk of earth. Kotarou charged at Negi, and then disappeared from sight. Well from everyone but him. His eyes, even without the Sharingan could see this slow moving battle with his eyes closed. 'Even one starts at the bottom.' He said to himself.
"On your left sensei!" Everyone heard a voice. Naruto saw Nodoka enter the fray. All he did was smile. Negi dodged the attack from Kotarou.
"NODOKA!"
"Book worm! What are you doing here!" Everyone was shocked but Naruto.
"Um, well, you see, this book..."
"AH!" Their attention was once again on Negi's fight.
"To your right sensei!" Negi dodge and countered. "Above you!" Negi dodge and countered. A spinning kick from behind on your right side." Negi dodge and countered. Kotarou looked stupid right now. Getting owned by a kid that could barely stand up to him.
"It's no good! Brother Naruto has taken too much damage! It's too dangerous for him to fight any further!"
"Um... K-K-K-Kamo I already know what's happening so, we need to get out of here okay?"
"Um... right! How do you know about me?"
Nodoka took a deep breath, and said. "Um, Kotarou, how do we... get out of here?"
"HUH! What, do you think I'm stupid girl! Why would I tell you something like that!" Kotarou looked pissed at the girl.
Nodoka used all of her courage and stared down Kotarou. Nodoka's book told her his secrets. Nodoka told them how to get out of here. Negi using this knowledge and took out the 6th gate 3 points that kept them trap there. He picked her up and took her with him as they escaped.
"Alright, were out of here!" Asuna yelled as they got out of the trap.
"No way!" Kotarou had anime tears.
"He's still coming after us!" Asuna mentioned.
"I'll handle him. I'll trap him in his own trap!" Mini Setsuna did the chant and trapped him in the circle trap. A yellow light caught their eyes. When they looked behind them... they saw Naruto.
"Yo."
(Back in the trap.)
Kotarou started to laugh. "Hahaha, damn you Negi. I'll remember this! I WON'T LOSE TO YOU... NEXT TIME!"
One of the clones stayed with Kotarou. "You know why you're weak?"
"! You!"
"Yo..."
"What do you want?" He asked.
"Well... I came to warn you. Next time a women is about to fight you. You fight at your best. Hold nothing back. If you do, she'll kill you." Naruto warned the sexist boy.
"If you mean that girl with Negi, then I'm not worried." His head was smashed into the ground.
"Fool! You said you had some ninja training. But you make the simple mistakes that will get you killed. You underestimate your opponent based on gender. That will get you killed. Like I said before, the women I know could kill you, before your heart could beat." Naruto told him again. "You worse than I thought. You're not even at genin level. And watching Negi fight, he's just as bad. To say that your better than him in fighting experience would insult fighters all around the world." Naruto had a big brother scolding face.
"ERRR! You're not my father, or my trainer. So back off." Kotarou yelled at him.
"No, but I am a ninja. And the women that will fight you next has been trained in the ninja arts of old by me. Even without my training she could beat you with a smile on her face and not ruin her battle dress." Naruto still had his foot on his face.
"Ha, you don't nee..."
SMASH
Naruto put his foot down... again. "You still don't get it do you? I'm telling you this so you don't die at a young age. The way you're going. You'll be died in a year... at best. Never underestimate your opponent. But back to the start of this conversation. You wanna know why you lost?"
"Tell O wise master of everything." Kotarou said sarcastically.
"Negi has a reason to fight. You don't." Naruto said to him.
"Bull, you don't need a reason to fight. Except to get stronger."
SMASH
"WRONG! You always need a reason to fight. Since you don't, you'll never be as strong as Negi. You'll never be strong. You'll forever be weak Kotarou. "Kotarou was silent."Think about what I said. One day, you'll understand what I said. And take it to heart. Until then I'll see you around." The clone was about to puff when Kotarou spoke up again.
"Wait. Tell me the name of this girl that you have trained. And are you really a ninja?" He asked.
"The name of the girl I'll let her tell you. But she might introduce herself with a giant shrunken. As for the ninja question. Yes. I was once a ninja of great caliber. Now I'm just an observer until someone is strong enough for me to fight. On that note, who is that guy in black?" He asked.
"I don't know anything about that guy. But he came with some kid with white haired kid. But he seems to know a lot about you, and is very interested in you. I'd watch out, he is very strong. Stronger than you." Kotarou said to him. "One more thing, how strong are you?"
"Me... I'm just a clone. I'm only about 1/10 the strength of the real one."
"!" Kotarou was shocked. This guy was this strong... and only 1/10 of the original. "Damn... you must be one strong brother... I look forward to fight you." He smiled.
"I already told you. You're 10 years too young to fight me. So don't try. See you around... kid..." PUFF. The clone was gone.
(With Negi)
After the group talked a bit
"AND YOU!" Asuna pointed at Naruto. Thinking that it was the real one.
"Me?"
"Yes you! Why didn't you help Negi when he really needed it?" Asuna was in 'big sister protect little brother' mode. Although she would never admit it.
"Because he needed to know how to fight. If I had interfered he would never learn how to fight. This was good for him. I must say Negi... I'm very... very... disappointed in you."
"?" Even one was shocked at this.
"Okay Negi... I'm going is scolding mode right now. First off Negi, you need to know how to fight. You were nothing short of pathetic. Sure it was your first real fight, life and death and all, but still. 2nd, without Asuna you were useless. You couldn't do anything. Without you're shield you couldn't do anything. Next you retreated, but that was the right thing to do so that was okay. Now in the second fight was a little better. But you were still useless. You need to know how to fight Negi, again... But... you were better, right before I was about to stop the fight, you pulled an ace out of your sleeve. And managed to pull a win. Then when he morphed, are cute little book worm student came to your rescue. And with her help you pulled another win."
Nodoka was blushing about being called cute. "Um... I don't... think I... was... all... that... great." Nodoka stuttered.
"Oh please Nodoka. You were the only person out of this three that did what you were supposed to do. You got his name without him knowing, you read his mind, and told that instill to the others. It's the only reason why no one is stuck there. Negi is still alive, because of you. And we know a little more about the enemy... because of you. Asuna you only have two problems as of now. 1 you assume too much. And 2, you're not fast enough to protect Negi. Fix that up and you'll be a great partner... speaking of witch... where is Ayaka?"
"She couldn't stay with us. She needed to go with her group." Mini Setsuna told him.
"Oh... well, I'll fix that for your next fight Negi. This isn't over... not by a long shot." Naruto said to them.
"Uh-no. Something is happening to my real body." Mini Setsuna puffed back into paper.
"Something must have happened to the real Setsuna. And Konoka." Kamo said.
"My real body will take care of them, you get to your destination." He saw Negi covered in blood. "After some rest." The Naruto clone puff out of life.
(End of Clones Memories.)
"So... she's hiding in Cinema town? Nice choice... but it could back fire." Mana said as Naruto got the memory from the clone he left with Setsuna.
"True... let's get there before anything else happens... kay?" Naruto asked.
"Sounds good to me. So... do you know what Cinema town is like Naruto?" Kaede asked.
Naruto shocked his head no. And he didn't like the grins that BOTH Kaede and Mana were giving him. 'Am I going to die?' His inner self had anime tears.
(End)
TFK: Sorry for the long wait. School started so this story in now on hiatus until the semester ends. I will update my Weakness of the 3rd Hokage one more time and then I'll work on my squeal to Resident Evil Naruto: Ship of the Dead. Because it won't take too much time for updates.
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