So it's (A/N: was) April Fool's Day, a celebration of nonsense and jokes! What better way to mark this occasion than a new chapter of Fazbear Q&A?

I don't own the FNAF trilogy. Just the storyline and Baby.

All sorts of scenarios ran through Mike's mind as his host/tormenter took her sweet time in reading the slip of paper. He's visited the tumblr pages, seen the fanart, read the stories… so much porn, he shuddered with remembrance.

Baby's eyebrows went up in interest. Only one slip of paper arrived in her hat since she began her fun, but judging by how Mike shuddered (he must've seen what the fans concocted online, she mused) it may as well have been a letter saying that he would die of cancer within the hour.

"You shouldn't worry," she called out to the young man. "It's nothing too serious."

Mike let out a sigh as his shoulders slumped in relief. "Oh thank Jesus," he breathed out before righting himself up in his chair. "Then what is it?"

"Just a question for the scallywag fox himself," Baby replied with a smirk towards Foxy.

Foxy's ears perked up in interest. He didn't seem as much of a nervous breakdown as Mike, but he did seem a smidge uneasy.

Baby looked back down at the paper in her hands and read what it said out loud.

"How does Foxy keep his hook clean throughout the years? –Shark Lord"

Crickets may as well have begun chirping, it was so silent. The only other sound was an exasperated "pffff" from Mike that sounded more like a car that was about to crap out. The animatronics merely blinked in surprise that they got such a tame question for their first night.

Foxy eventually had the courage to break the awkward quiet. "Well," he began, flipping up his eyepatch and rubbing his eye with his one hand. "I usually borrow some of tha' cleanin' foam maintenance uses to clean the restrooms. Jus' can't remember the name right now." Foxy grimaced as he tried to rack his memory for the name. "Began with a 'k' 'sall I remember…"

Mike grunted. "I didn't even think that you needed to clean that thing every now and then. Thought all the blood would scare the guards even more."

"To each their own," Freddy quipped as he adjusted his bowtie before looking at Baby. "Anything else for us?"

Baby merely shook her head. "That was the only one I received. You're excused for now."

Bleh. Shorter chapter than I intended, but my brain feels a bit fuzzy. I'm hoping there'll be some more material for me to work with next time.

Submit your questions and dares in the reviews section and they'll be featured in the next chapter. Sex dares are fine, but they will not be written in full detail (mostly because I'm not experienced with writing that kind of thing).

Thanks for taking the time to look at this! *bows*