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Key: Talking, Thinking, (Author's note), [Translation], Preview of last chapter.
"Tucker, truth or dare?" Church asked. "Man, I can't believe I'm getting sucked into this."
"Uh… dare." Tucker answered.
"Hm… I dare you to… go to the red's base and ask to give their sergeant a lap dance." Church ordered, smirking.
"WHAT?! You're out of you freaking mind if you think I'm going to do that!" Tucker said.
"It's either give him a lap dance or you make out with those two." Church said, pointing to the door where the two reds were being held. "If I'm in this, I might as well enjoy it."
"Grr, fine. I'll do it. But know this, when your turn comes around, I'll be sure it'll be a living hell." Tucker threatened.
"Oooh, I'm shivering. Now go and do it. To be sure this happens, we'll go with you." Church said.
"Aw man, I can't believe I'm about to do this." Tucker whined.
"Oh, you better believe it." Tex said excitedly. She was obviously thrilled he was about to do this. They all walked to the red's base in excitement. Except for Tucker that is. When they reached it, Sarge himself was guarding the base.
" What the hell are you blue tards doin' here?" Sarge asked in a harsh tone.
"One of our men, the turquoise one wants to ask you something. Go ahead Tucker." Church said.
"Aw man. *Sigh* Sarge, I would like to ask you something." Tucker said.
"Well hurry on with it, scum bag." Sarge ordered.
"I… would… appreciate… if I… could… give you a lap dance?" Tucker asked.
"What? I couldn't hear you dirt bag. Speak up." Sarge ordered him.
"If I could… give you a lap dance." Tucker repeated.
"What? Speak the hell up." Sarge said.
"IF I COULD GIVE YOU A FUCKING LAP DANCE!!" Tucker yelled at the top of his lungs. His entire team started howling over with laughter. Caboose, only laughing to blend in and not make a fool of himself. A bit to late for that though.
"WHAT IN HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU BLUES?! LOPEZ, STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE, GET YOUR GUNS AND PREPAIR TO FIRE!!" Sarge yelled to his team. The blue team started to run back to their base, still in fits of laughter, except for Tucker of course.
"Man, that was freaking hilarious." Church said when they reached the base.
"Oh, laugh now, laughie boy. I will get revenge. And when I do, you will wish you were never born." Tucker threatened.
"Wow, I'm so scared. Just continue with the game." Church ordered.
"Okay, Taylor. Truth or dare." Tucker asked.
"Dare." Taylor requested. "If I pick truth, they'll never let me live it down. Except for Caboose, he would probably forget it a few minutes after."
"I dare you to give us a strip tease." Tucker ordered with no hesitation.
"WHAT?! You have got to be freaking' kidding me?! I will never give you guys a strip tease. You've been thinking about this for a while, haven't you?" Taylor accused.
"Yes I have. And if you won't do what I ask, well, you know the penalty." Tucker said, eyeing the door where the two reds were held. Taylor looked at it in hesitation. Then back a Tucker. He was giving her a look that said," Come on, it won't be that bad. Do the dare like a good little girl. But not too good." Tucker was grinning like crazy, thinking that she would do the dare. She looked at Church. He gave her a look that said," Come on. Do the dare. We haven't seen action around here in forever." Finally, she came to a conclusion.
"I'll take the penalty if you don't mind." Taylor requested.
"Fine. Be that way." Tucker said as he got up, followed by the rest of the group. They all entered the holding cell where Griff and Simmons were held. Tucker was looking back and froth at the two solders. Tucker finally spoke up.
"Make out with Simmons." Tucker ordered.
"As long as I don't take off my clothes." Taylor said. Taylor was about to approach Simmons when Tucker put a hand in front of her.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you think you're doin'?" Tucker asked.
"I'm going to kiss Simmons." Taylor replied in confusion.
"No way. You are not going to make out with him asleep. We want him to know what we're doing to him." Tucker said. Taylor groaned in annoyance. Tucker walked up to Simmons and removed Simmons's helmet. Simmons had brunet hair that was neatly combed back. His face was also very handsome. He face looked like it hadn't been shaved for a day, which was barley noticeable. Tucker started to lightly smack Simmons's face. Simmons groaned tiredly. Annoyed, Tucker gave Simmons a hard slap across the face with the back of his hand. Simmons finally woke from his slumber.
"What the hell man." Simmons slurred.
"Wake up man. We need you for something." Tucker said. "Okay Taylor, he's almost wide awake. Go for it." Taylor slowly walked towards Simmons and sat on his lap with her legs on either sides of his hips and waved her hair out of her face.
"What the hell are y-" Simmons was cut off when she laid her lips on to his. Simmons, having no clue why she was kissing him in the first place, was very confused. But all in all, he hadn't been kissed in a while, so he kissed her back. Simmons was unable to hold on to her because he was tied up to a chair but she entwined her fingers to his hair on the back of his neck, pulling his face closer to hers. Simmons took advantage of the kiss and licked the bottom of her lip. She granted him the entrance and opened her mouth and Simmons plunged his tongue into her mouth. His tongue explored her mouth, and wrapped his tongue around hers. She moaned, as the kiss got more intense.
"Okay, we better stop here before things get dirty." Church announced. Taylor pulled her lips away from Simmons, but kept close to him as they both tried to catch their breaths. Taylor was blushing like mad. Unable to believe she just did that. That was only her fourth kiss in life that wasn't from a blood relative. Her first one was from a kid that had a major crush on her when they were ten and they were in a play where they had to fake kiss but he did it for real. Her second was from her first boyfriend at the Valentines Day dance in the sixth grade. She broke up with him that same day when she found out he had FOUR other dates that day waiting impatiently in the corner. Her third was with a guy she didn't even know that well on the freshmen Christmas party hosted by a friend when they both accidentally walked under the mistletoe together and people wouldn't leave them alone until they kissed. Out of all of them, this one beat them by a long shot. Taylor got off of his lap and they all exited the room. The loud impact of the door shutting woke Griff up.
"Wha? Dude, what the hell is going on?" Griff asked in a messy tone.
"Dude, you will not believe what just happened." Simmons said.
-Out side the cell-
"Man, I still can't believe you would rather kiss him than strip." Tucker said.
"Believe it. Cause it's never going to happen." Taylor said. Suddenly, there was a big crash noise coming from out side. The blue team went outside to see the objects that created the noise. There was a ship three quarters the size of the ship Sister came in. The ship's door opened and two people exited. One in purple armor, the other in yellow. The purple one had an alien creature follow him out of the ship. Taylor recognized these people as Doc, Sister, and Jr. Doc the purple one, Sister the yellow one, and Jr. the alien. Also known as Tucker's ambition of nature or bundle of monstrosity.
"Hey guys." Doc said.
"Hey Doc. What did command have to say about Jr.?" Church asked.
"Well, they were normally going to kill him, but they think that he can be useful against the enemy. So he's safe for now. And we also got the armor you ordered." Doc said as he took out a huge package from the ship. Two weeks before, they figured if Taylor was going to stay, she should at least have some protective uniform. The uniform was a dark navy blue with tints of royal blue on it. Since her favorite color were all the blues in existence, she wanted her uniform blue. (My favorite color is purple. What's yours?) They got it all sized out and ready to go. Taylor didn't want to put it on yet, so she would wait until the game was over. They told Doc and Sissy about what happened when they were gone and invited them to play with them. Doc was quite scared at what was in store for him.
"Hmm… Doc, truth or dare?" Taylor asked.
"Um… Truth." Doc replied.
"Pussy." Taylor thought. "Do you still have your V card?"
"My V what?" Doc asked.
"You know. Are you still pure? Have you ever done it? Um… Tucker do you want to help me here?" Taylor asked.
"Doc, have you ever been with a woman in bed doing things?" Tucker asked Doc.
"Like what?" Doc questioned.
"Is this guy retarded? I might as well explain it to him." Tucker thought. Tucker signaled Doc to come to him. Tucker very quietly whispered something in his ear. What ever it was, it freaked Doc out.
"Aw man, no. Never." Doc said grossed out.
"That explains a lot." Church said.
"Okay, Tex. Truth or dare?" Doc asked.
"Dare." She replied.
"I dare you to take off your chest armor." He requested.
"WHAT THE HELL MAN!!" Tex yelled.
"You heard me. Now off with it." Doc ordered. Tucker came over to Doc to tell him something.
"Dude, for a virgin, you are one smart pussy." Tucker complimented. As Tex removed her armor from her upper half, the boys, aside from Caboose who was looking a speck of dust fly in the air, couldn't keep their eyes off her. Especially Church. It was as if he removed his eyes from her black lacy bra, all would be lost in life. When she was done, she gave Doc a death glare. Doc couldn't help but grin from ear to ear. (At the end of this chapter, I will give profiles so you know what the characters look like.) Tex moved on with her turn. She looked between Church, Caboose, and Sister, the only people who hadn't had their turn yet. She decided to go with the person who would she enjoy to see in pain.
"Caboose, truth or dare?" Tex asked in a too sweet tone. If she ever used that voice, that meant someone was going to get hurt, BADLY. Caboose, of course, had no idea what sort of pain was coming towards him.
"Dare." Caboose answered.
"I dare you to steal one pair each of the reds underwear." She ordered.
"Okay!" Caboose said with a big grin on his face. Everyone started to head out to the other base to do Caboose's dare.
"Okay, just in case Caboose gets caught in the act, someone needs to be on the radio with him. Who wants to be that person?" Church asked.
"NOT IT!" Church yelled.
"NOT IT!" Tex yelled.
"NOT IT!" Doc yelled.
"NOT IT!" Sister yelled.
"NOT IT!" Taylor yelled.
"BLARG!" Jr. yelled.
"NOT I – Damn it!" Tucker said/yelled.
"That sucks, he got beaten by his own kid who can't even speak English. Okay Tucker, keep in touch with Caboose." Church said.
"Fine," Tucker says as he turns on his radio while Caboose enters the base. They wait a bit before Caboose starts talking to Tucker.
"Okay Tucker, where do I go?" Caboose asks.
"I don't know Caboose. Keep looking in doors until you find one with a bed." Tucker instructed.
"Okay, I found one with a bed in it." Caboose said.
"Now look for a dresser." Tucker said.
"I found it." Caboose announced.
"Now look in the dresser for the underwear drawer."
"I found it, but it's full of girly underwear."
"What?"
"It's all pink and lacy and has Hello Kitty on it. (Donut's.) It looks like the pair that Tex has when you were doing a panty ray on her, but hers were black and didn't have Hello Kitty on it." Caboose said just loud enough for Tex to hear that last part.
"When you were doing a what?!" Tex asked in an angry voice.
"Nothing. Caboose, you idiot. Just grab a pair and look for a room similar to the room you are in now." Tucker said.
"Okay, I'm looking, I'm looking, ooh! I found one." Caboose said.
"Do you see a dresser?"
"Yeah,"
"Now look for the underwear."
"I found it!"
"Now look for another room."
"Okay,"
"…Have you found it?"
"Wait… Yes."
"Do you have it?"
"Yes, wait! There is other stuff also."
"What are they?"
"They are nudie magazines full of naked girls. (Griff's.)"
"…Bring that with you. Now there is one more room."
"Okay……………I found it!"
"Now do the same thing you did in the other rooms."
"Okay…I have it. But there is a sleeping person in the bed."
"What?! Then get out of there now!"
"Okay, wait! The sleeping person is getting up."
"Caboose, get out of there now!"
"Now he is standing up."
"CABOOSE!!"
"What the hell?" A new voice said.
"Crap, Church, Caboose's been caught." Tucker said.
"So?" Church asked.
"Well… oh yeah, who cares." Tucker said, not caring any more. A few seconds after, they heard a scream coming from the red's base. They all looked at the door to see a screaming Caboose with two pairs of underwear in each hand followed by an angry Sarge, in hand, a shotgun. Everyone started to run back to the base followed by Caboose. When they reached the base, they all gathered around Caboose's gatherings.
"So let me get this strait, the pink one is a guy, yet he wears girl undies?! This guy has a messed up mind." Church concluded. They all went to sit back down to continue with their game, while Church attached his eyes back to Tex's chest once again.
"Um… Sister, truth or dare?" Caboose asked.
"Dare." Sister said.
"Um… touch your toes." Caboose said.
"Okay," Sister said ecstatically.
"Seriously, that's the best you can do?" Tucker asked Caboose. Sister got up to touch her toes, not realizing what would happen. When Sissy got back to the gulch, she removed her upper armor leaving her in a small yellow cami. When she touched her toes, she let the boys get an eye full of her cleavage. Doc, Tucker, and Caboose didn't take their eyes off of Sister while she bended down. When she was done, she sat back down to the floor.
"Church, truth or dare?" She asked.
"Man, Sister gonna ask me do something weird if I say dare. Like gay stuff, and that's not the way I swing. I don't know what to do. Man, Tex must really work out to get her boobs to that size." Church thought in his head.
"Um… Truth?" Church said like it was a question.
"Sissy." Tex said to Church.
"Um… Tell me about your first kiss." Sister said.
"Uh… Sister, that is an event that I don't want to repeat." Church said.
"I'll tell it." Tex offered.
"You know the story?" Tucker asked.
"Know it, I was it. I'm his first kiss. And he was mine." Tex explained.
"Tell us the story." Sissy pleaded.
" Okay, it goes like this," Tex started.
*Flash Back ten years*
Tex and Church, or what they called each other back then before the war, Ally and Leon, were lying lazily on her couch flipping through channels, bored out of their minds. Ally was racking her brain trying to figure out what to do.
"G0d, I'm bored." Leon said.
"Yeah, you said that like a million times." Ally reminded him.
"And it hasn't changed every five minutes I say it." Leon said.
"It's days like these I wish something extraordinary would happen. At least that would give us something to do." Ally moped.
"I've got an idea." Leon said with enthusiasm.
"What?" She asked.
"I know a guy that has rockets and fire works in his garage."
"So?"
"So, I know a kid that would look great in the sky." Ally began to smirk along with Leon.
"Will he be a struggle?" She asked.
"Not really." He responded. They both raced to the door to get the supplies from the guy. When they got the kid, they ducked taped him to ALL the rockets and fire works.
"We are so going to get arrested for this." Ally reminded him.
"Yeah, but it'll be so worth it." He said. She just shrugged as she attached the last rocket to him. Leon tied up all the fuses together and lit them up. The fire slowly inched toward the poor victim, and suddenly blew the kid toward the sky. Leon and Ally just watched as the fire works went off and the rockets blow up while saying 'Ooh, aah, ow, that must've hurt'. And they watched the kid slowly fall to the neighbors yard. The kid fell threw three trees and fell into the neighbor's pool. They both looked over the fence to see if the kid lived.
"Is he alive?" Ally asked.
"Yeah, he's getting up." Leon concluded. "Don't worry, we gave him protective gear anyway." (Which were only a helmet, kneecaps, elbow caps, goggles, and finger gloves.) The kid slowly got out of the pool, when he was out, he just stood there silent. Out of nowhere, the kid started to scream on the top of his lungs, crying. Leon and Ally made a mad run for it, not wanting to be caught. They were both very good liars, Ally mainly, Leon sucked, which is why she did most of the talking when asked questions, so they didn't want to be caught in the act. They both ran the two miles back to Ally's house, where they originally started out, but were very pleased with them selves.
"Man, that was the most fun I've had in the past few months." Ally said in fits of giggles. They both plopped onto the couch, panting. Leon turned his head just to stared at her, wondering about something. Ally turned her head to him, catching his stare.
"What?" She asked.
"It's just that… never mind, you wouldn't let me anyways." He replied.
"I most likely won't, but I still want to know."
"I just… wanted to try something."
"What is it?"
"It's… never mind, it's stupid."
"Come on, tell me." She said, punching his arm lightly. Leon just gazed into her eyes, looking to see if she meant it.
"I… wanted… to…" He said as he very slowly inched his face towards her. Ally's face light up bright red, realizing what he wanted. Also realizing… she wanted it too. She closed her eyes as his face grew closer to hers, and he did as well. Finally, the moment they were both waiting for, their lips met for the first time ever. Her heart raced like a heart attack, the simplest kiss made her get all nervous. Then came her confidence, as well as his. She wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling his face closer. As he looped his arms around her waist, enclosing any space between them. He slowly laid her small, piety body on the couch, as the kiss got more intense. He daringly licked her lips, begging for an entrance. Normally if it were any other guy doing this, she'd kick them in a man's most sacred place, but she made an exception for Leon. She granted him the gift and allowed him to enter. Being their first kiss ever, it was a bit awkward. Brushing past that, they got more and more into the kiss. They could not imagine a place they would want to be in the world, than in each other's arms in that moment. Suddenly, the door swung open, her father entering. And everyone that knew what Ally's father was well known for… his raging temper.
"Hey Ally, what do you want for din- HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!" Her father yelled at the top of his lungs. Leon and Ally both sprung apart from each other, not wanting it to make things worse than it already was. Her dad marched up stairs to his room, and Ally knew exactly what Leon was in for.
"Leon, I think you might want to leave." Ally said pushing him towards the door. Then she heard faint cocking sound of her father's shotgun. "NOW!" She yelled. Right when Leon left the house, he heard her dad's feet running down the stair. That was Leon's signal to start running for his life or get a gapping hole on his forehead. Her father chased him for two blocks and stopped running, letting Leon go. It was quite an embarrassment of being chased by his future girlfriend's father with shotgun while he screamed like a little girl, and while Ally laughed at him.
*Present*
Everyone was laughing at Church for the last part of the story, which was the part he was uncomfortable with everyone knowing. Tex however, was very pleased about the story and that she embarrassed Church. Church got up, and marched to his room like a small child. Everyone kept hollering for him to come back, but being the stubborn child he is, he just went to his room and slammed his door. He was getting sick of that game anyways, despite the fact he got a good look at Tex's chest and made Tucker look like a fool. He laid on his bed in a white wife beater and dark blue jeans, thinking. Looking back on their first kiss, he forgot about how madly in love he was with her then, and how some of those feelings still linger around even then. He also wondered, if she felt the same way. He swept that thought away, thinking that she would never feel that way about him again. That ship has come and gone, no way of getting it back. He slowly fell asleep on his bed, Tex still on his mind.
*Out side, four hours later*
"Okay guys, I think we should call it a night." Taylor suggested.
"But it is very early." Caboose said.
"Caboose, it's ten o'clock at night." Tucker countered.
"But the sun is still up." Caboose responded.
"Caboose, the sun never sets here." Tex said.
"Okay, I'm going to bed." Tucker said.
"Awesome, can I come too?" Sissy asked.
"Bow chika bow wow." Tucker yelled.
"No!" Everyone said simultaneously, except Caboose. Everyone went to their room, Tucker had to share with Caboose so Taylor bunked with Doc, Tex and Sister shared a room, and Church got his own room. Him being the leading command in their group and all, also he liked to be by himself at night so no one heard him talk to himself without knowing it. As Tex walked to her room, she thought about Church. She remembered how it felt when they first kissed, how her heart sped up, her blood rushing to her cheeks, and how she would never be able to share that feeling with him again. She just shook her head.
"That boat has come and gone. There's no way I'm falling for him again." She thought to herself. But then she thought it though again. "There might be a slight chance that I could be crushing on him. But that's all it is right? It's just a crush. Not love, there's no possible way I can fall for a guy that easily. To be honest, Leon was the only guy I've ever fallen for. Wait a moment, did I just call Church 'Leon'?! Wow, it's been forever since I've called him that. I wonder if he feels the same way, most likely not. After all, I've cheated on him, stole from him, and I'm always letting him down. There's no way he still likes me." Tex changed into a black tank top that went down to her belly button, and gray shorts. She laid in bed, and couldn't keep her mind off of him. Sissy looked at her curiously, guessing what she was thinking about.
"Thinking 'bout Church?" Sissy asked.
"Yeah… I mean no, I'm not." Tex denied.
"Yes you are. Now spill, what's making you think about him?" Sister asked.
"Well… after remembering the story, I remembered what it felt like to have a first love. And how I missed that feeling, but there's no way I'm going back with him, right?"
"Maybe, but you say you miss that feeling, right? Okay, close your eyes," Sissy said. Tex sighed and closed her eyes. "Now imagine this, say you and Church did get back together. How would you feel?"
"I would feel… happy, and ecstatic and wait- why the hell am I telling you this?"
"Who else will you talk to? Caboose is too much of an idiot, Tucker has obviously never been in love before, Taylor is too young to know love, you can't talk to Church about this, and since Doc is a virgin, he most likely has never been in love. So take you pick." Tex thought it through, she had to admit, and Sister had a point. She was surrounded by idiots so she had no one to talk to besides Sissy, even though she was an idiot too. But who else could she turn too?
"Now, how would you feel if Church had fallen for another girl?" Sissy asked.
"I would be… mad, upset, sad, poignant, and…" Tex drifted off.
"And what?"
"Heart broken."
"So you have come to an conclusion then."
"What conclusion is that?"
"You are obviously in love with Church."
"WHAT?! You are out of your freaking mind if you think I'm falling for Leon again?" Tex yelled, opening her eyes.
"Leon? Isn't that short for Leonard? And isn't that Church's first name? OMG, (No offence to other people, but I hate that term.) you created a pet name for Church!" Sissy squealed with excitement.
"No, that's just what I used to call him back when we were dating. I just got mixed up, that's all." Tex said.
"Fine, think what you like. Just try to wrap your mind around the idea for a minute. How bad would it be if you fell for him again?" Sissy asked. Tex wanted to reply, but couldn't find a suitable answer. Sissy got into her bed and went to sleep, while Tex just sat on her bed, Sister's question running through her brain. She left their room, walking though the base, trying to clear her mind. She walked around for about fifteen minutes, she came across Church's room. She debated weather or not to enter. Going in his room would just make her look stupid, and not entering would make her want to go even more. She took a deep breath, and opened the door. There she found a sleeping Church, his chest slowly going up and down with even breaths. She couldn't help but stare in awe, admiring his muscular body. She hesitantly walked towards him, and laid next to him on his bed, her front on his side, her arm wrapped around his torso, and her head resting on his shoulder. She figured she'd sleep with him with him for one night and leave early in the morning just to get it out of her system. She forgot how peaceful it felt to sleep next to him at night. They stayed like that through out the night.
*Nine hours later*
Church woke up, not wanting the day to start yet when he has to deal with the stupidity he calls his teammates. To his surprise, his left arm felt a little heavier than usual. He looked at his arm to find a sound asleep Tex, her entire body against him, and her left arm wrapped around him still. He was surprised for 1) Tex is sleeping in his bed, 2) Tex would even allow him to touch her body, and 3) She actually looked happy sleeping next to him. He stroked a strand of her hair out of her face and stroked her right cheek. That only made her snuggle closer to him and sigh. He decided this was a rare chance, so he might as well shut up and enjoy it. He laid back down and pulled her closer, placing his lips on her fore head and fell asleep once again. One hour later, the entire group was awake, except Tex and Church of course. Tucker got tired of wait for them to wake up, so he went to do it himself, starting with Church. He swung open and caught the two snuggling together in Church's bed.
"What the freaking hell?! She says I'm a sick man yet she sleeps with HIM?! That is so unfair! Wait, what if they don't want anyone to know? YES, time for some black mail!" Tucker thought to himself excitedly. He grabbed a camera from his room and took five pictures of them. Then he improvised by throwing a rock at them to wake them up so that they won't know he wasn't there. If he tried anything else, it would either A) make him get hit, B) make him get shot, C) make him whine up in a coma, or D) he would wake up, very confused, in Cuba.
"What the hell?" Tex mumbled as the rock hit them, waking them both up. Tex looked up at Church and was shocked he was still holding her instead of yelling 'WHAT THE HELL?! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!!' Church was also surprised that she hadn't pushed him off and yelled 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!'
"Um… why are you here?" Church asked.
"Uh… I…" Tex stuttered. He looked at her but didn't let go of her. Normally she would have said along the lines of 'I don't know, now let go of me!' or 'Why do you care? I don't even fucking know why! Now get the fuck away from me!!' but in stead said, "I'm sorry."
"I'm not." Church said. She looked up at him in surprise, and was even more surprised when he pressed his lips onto hers. For a few seconds, she was in a moment of shock, then got use to the kiss and kissed back. She felt her heart skip a beat and speed up a million times faster. They rolled over so that she was on top and he was at the bottom. She entwined her fingers around the back of his head and pulled his head closer to hers. While he wrapped one arm around her waist and his other hand placed on the back of her head to bring her head down closer. She lightly bit his bottom lip, asking for an entrance, which he delightfully granted. She wrapped her tongue around his in a slow dance. She gave a light moan when the kiss got more intense. Unfortunately, both their lung ached for air so they had to part for the time being. They were both gasping for air but still kept as close as possible to each other, not ready to let go of the other yet.
"W-what was that for?" Tex asked quietly.
"I…that…was just something I wanted to do for a while." He answered. She blushed and nuzzled her face in the crook of his neck. Church held her tight and said the words that meant everything to one another.
"I love you Ally." Church whispered. She felt her cheeks heat up even more after what he said and mustered up all her courage to answer him.
"I love you too Leon." She replied. He held her closer and gave her a peck on the lips. Looking back on them now, she couldn't believe what they have been through together. "Remember when we first met?"
"Yep, wouldn't call it the best meeting though." He replied.
"Yeah, we were twelve and it was at summer camp. Your boat knocked mine over and I fell into the water."
"I remember, you were wearing a green tee shirt, and no bra."
"What?"
"Trust me. I was the hero of cabin 48."
"You don't just waltz around and knock over other people's boats."
"On the contrary, I don't waltz. It's weird and a little gay."
"Hardy har har."
"Yeah, it was a good day." Tex punched him in the arm and gave him a small kiss.
"We should probably get up now. We don't want people to check up on us." Tex noted. Church nodded and got up along with Tex. They crept out the room quietly not wanting to draw attention. Surprisingly, everyone was crowding around something and giggling and snickering, especially Tucker. The secret couple peaked past the shoulders to find an embarrassing picture of the two cuddling together. Church was pissed, but nothing compared to Tex. Due to natural instinct, the two both glared at Tucker. That was Tucker's cue to start running for his life. The two chased after him with their guns while everybody laughed. Suddenly, there was a gunshot and it wasn't from them. They all ran outside to see who or what was causing all the ruckus to find someone they would never want to meet.
"Aw crap, if he knows who they are, we are going into some deep shit." Taylor thought to herself as she saw the person standing in the gulch.
And I'll end it there for now. You won't believe who shows up. I hope you guys liked it. Please give me great reviews A.S.A.H.P. (as soon as humanly possible) Thanks again people. And here are some of the profiles.
Blues
Name: Leonard L. Church
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Rank: Private
Armor Color: Cobalt Blue
Hair: Black
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'9 Weight: 124
AI: He is the Alpha himself
Back Round: Church is often angry, manly at the people who surround him. When Church and Tex first explore Caboose's mind as ghosts, Caboose's mental image of Church, Leonard, is portrayed as over-the-top, offensive, rude, vulgar, and Caboose's best friend. Church expresses great sorrow when Gary and Wyoming killed Caboose in episode 98; it is explained that this as genuine sadness, that it may be because Church never killed Caboose himself, and in Reconstruction Chapter IV, set after 14 months of isolation, Church greets Caboose by trying to kill him with sniper fire. He and Tex have had a prior relationship that is referenced through the run of the series and at times shows to still care deeply for her. He reacts with shock when Tex is initially killed by Donut in Season 1 and is left shocked by her death at the end of the Series, becoming speechless from what he witnessed. In chapter 16 of Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction, it is revealed that Church is the Alpha AI, which is why Church wasn't affected by Omega, was assigned to out of the way military bases (Blood Gulch and High Ground), is able to survive without a body and always agreed with Delta. His memories of being human is explained to be nothing more than residual memories from the actual Church, as every AI is said to be based on an ordinary human's brain. It has been noted that Church is mostly just anger now, and while Omega took most of his rage, much of it still remains. Church finds Taylor as a good kid but thinks she is still is too young to face in battle. She and him are good associates but have their ups and downs.
Name: Lavernius Tucker
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Rank: Private
Armor Color: Cyan Blue
Hair: Brunet
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5'7 Weight: 126
AI: None
Back Round: Sarcastic, rude, prone to juvenile humor, and obsessed with women, Tucker has many characteristics of a rowdy teenager. In the third season, Church asks him his first name; he replies, "Lavernius", causing Church to wonder whether he is black. Thinking he should have picked up on his race earlier, Tucker is more upset that his long-time teammate did not know his name. And yes, in my story, he most certainly is black. Tucker claims to be a virgin in the non-canonical ending to episode 100, in an offer to get Sister to sleep with him before they die, although in episode 65, when Church asks him if he has kids, Tucker responds with "Probably". Like Griff of Red Team, he has an extreme aversion to combat and work, and often complains and tries to stall when ordered into battle. Although he sometimes lacks prudence and common sense, which leads him to jump to conclusions, Tucker has become somewhat smarter as the series has progressed. He has conceived a few decent plans and enjoyed a couple of heroic moments, one of the most notable being in episode 99, when he concocts a plan to get Gary out of the tank by trapping him within a firewall. Although in many other situations, he has proven he is not very intelligent. Whenever Tucker hears a double entendre, he says his catchphrase, "Bow Chicka Bow Wow!" The first instance of this was when he interrupted Church's attempt to explain how he was knocked out in Episode 58. After this point, Tucker would say "Bow Chicka Bow Wow" whenever anyone made a double entendre, intentionally or not. This greatly annoys his teammates, especially Tex. Over time, this ability has developed to the point where he can hear a double entendre from great distances away, running in to drop his catchphrase, even interrupting the title sequence of episode 69 to deliver it. It is also apparently genetic, as Tucker's alien child also seems to be able to deliver the catchphrase as "Bow Chicka Honk Honk", a mixture of the phrase and the alien's own native language at the age of three days. Doc thinks that he really does teach him things but Tucker replies, "You don't teach that, that shit's genetic." Near the end of the series, Caboose attempts to deliver the catchphrase in Tucker's stead, but mangles the phrase as "Hey Chicka Bum Bum!" to Tucker's irritation. Tucker finds Taylor as a hot babe he might have a chance with. He asked her out five times before giving up. He still finds her attractive and tries to get a good look at her body every chance he gets before Church punches him in the arm.
Name: Michael J. Caboose
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Rank: Private
Armor Color: Blue
Hair: Dirty Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'8 Weight: 122
AI: Omega/O'Malley
Back Round: Caboose was born and raised in a colony on the moon with 17 siblings; dialogue suggests that all of his siblings are sisters. He joined the army after mistaking a recruiting center for college. It has been proven in many situations that Caboose has no common sense what so ever. In the near end of season 1, Tex's old AI Omega, or how he liked to call himself, O'Malley, an aggressive AI. Parts of episodes episode 31–episode 33 take place inside Caboose's mind, which Church and Tex explore as ghosts in an attempt to kill O'Malley. There, they encounter Caboose's skewed mental images of other characters. It was an on and off thing when one second he was Caboose and the next he was O'Malley. Until Church and Tex got him out of Caboose's mind and O'Malley unknowingly jumped into Doc. After a bomb blasts most of the characters into the future, but Church into the past, Church learns of The Great Destroyer from Gary, a computer, who says that The Great Destroyer "will be known as the stupidest life form in the universe". Church assumes that this description refers to Caboose, but later events and the introduction of a new character, the Alien, cause the characters to suspect that the Great Destroyer is not Caboose. After the Blues encounter the Alien and learn of its quest, Caboose is sent along with Tucker; after the quest fails, they return to Blood Gulch. 'Donating' some blood to Tucker's Alien baby later injures caboose. After the conclusion of the Blood Gulch Chronicles, Caboose is transferred out of Blood Gulch to another location, like much of the main cast. Agent Washington a Freelancer looking for anyone with information regarding the Omega AI, tracks him to another Blue Base, where Caboose has been responsible for a large amount of havoc and the commanding officer is only too happy to let Caboose go with Washington. On Caboose's advice, they proceed to another base to find Church, and then they proceed to another base to study the crashed ship. Shortly after, they return to Church's base to aid Agent South against the Meta and Caboose prevents her escape. Finding no alternative, Caboose is given the Delta AI to hold onto. Caboose is later knocked out by the Meta in order for it to steal Delta. Some time after waking up, he manages to come up with a plan to infiltrate the Freelancer base. He drives a warthog with the Reds in tow as they escape Command with Epsilon, Washington's A.I. and he saved the A.I. from the EMP Washington planned to activate by driving over a cliff. He is last seen at The Blue Base in Valhalla as its sole occupant, planning to insert Epsilon in Tex's dead body at Blue Base. It is unknown what has happened since that scene, but theories are that Caboose is trying to revive Tex by putting Epsilon in her head. He also has astounding strength for unknown reasons. Tucker explains it as G0d's way of compensating for making him so brainless. Caboose and Taylor get along well, but he sometimes gets the wrong idea and does stuff he shouldn't. Like when he puts mustard in her sheets when he thinks she's tired and hungry.
Name: Allison Texas
Age: 23 ½
Gender: Female
Rank: Freelancer
Armor Color: Black
Hair: Dark brunet
Eyes: Dark brown
Height: 5'6 Weight: 119
AI: Omega/O'Malley. May be an AI.
Back Round: Some time before the events of Red vs. Blue, Tex was part of an experimental program that implanted artificial intelligence (AI) constructs into the suits of soldiers to enhance military performance. Other known members of this unit are Wyoming (British and is hired to kill Tucker. AI Gamma/Gary. Enhancement Time Temporal Distortion Removed), York (Good kid. AI Delta/D. Enhancement Healing Mechanism Removed), Washington (Always needs to be right about everything. AI Epsilon. Regular enhancement unknown but got York's enhancement after he died), North (South's twin brother. AI unknown. AI enhanced motion tracker Removed) and South Dakota (North's twin sister. AI unknown. Enhancement Dome Shield Removed), Maine (Crazy dude. AI unknown but kills freelancers to get their AIs and can collect their enhancements), and Carolina (No information aside from that she is a girl and is dead. AI unknown). According to Tex, everyone in the unit was codenamed after one of the 49 then-remaining US states. In the miniseries focused on Tex, Red vs. Blue: Out of Mind, it is revealed that the AIs were to be removed after the program was shut down. However, Tex's AI, O'Malley, resisted removal and Tex, with O'Malley still in her system, escaped the facility. Somewhere in the time gap between her escape and Red vs. Blue, Tex became a freelance mercenary. She is hired to assist the Blood Gulch Blue Team after Church is killed, but is captured while staging a one-man offensive. Church's ghost and the other two Blues, Tucker and Caboose, are then forced to break her out, at which point Church reveals that Tex is his former girlfriend. In exchange for breaking her out, she agrees to aid them for the duration of their time in Blood Gulch. It isn't long, however, before the Red Team rookie Donut kills her, in revenge for previously blowing him up in the head. As she dies, she tells Church her AI is gone. Even though Church states that she has always been moody and violent even without O'Malley's influence, and she does often insult Church, Tex is somewhat tolerant of the rest of the Blood Gulch cast and their various eccentricities, although episode 56 suggests that she has a habit of punching them in the head while they sleep. When she first appeared, her presence terrified Tucker and Caboose, but they have since come to regard her as one of the group, and she has referred to Tucker at least as her friend. Tucker has even gone as far as to hit on her like he supposedly does with other girls, though this usually does nothing more than invoke her to hit him. When irritated, however, she will put the offender at risk- when the Blues were searching for the Alien early in Season 4, unsure if it would be hostile, she put Tucker at the forefront for making a bad joke followed up by his catchphrase, which Tex finds irritating. Her most prominent relationship is that with Church. The pair share a love-hate relationship by insulting each other on occasion, yet are constantly aiding each other and dealing with their teammates together. Church apparently still harbors romantic feelings for her as he refers to her as his girlfriend in episode 33 and 77 and shows somewhat depressed feelings after she is killed by Andy in episode 100, even though he has previously claimed she is not a faithful girlfriend; he claims she used to steal money from his wallet and sleep with other men. According to character profiles on the DVDs, it was Tex's influence that led Church to join the armed forces. Tex finds Taylor an annoyance when the guys get all excited that they have a new girl joining the group. She doesn't know what's special about her and doesn't care what happens to her.
Name: Taylor Time
Age: 16 ½
Gender: Female
Rank: Civilian/Private
Armor Color: Navy Blue with dark blue trim
Hair: Black
Eyes: Chocolate Brown
Height: 5'4 Weight: 110
AI: None
Back Round: Taylor grew up in Boston with her father Jonathan, mother Clair, and older brother Christian. Until her mother was taken away to an insane asylum for her crimes when she was five. And an illness took her brother's life away when she was nine. Now her father is remarried to a mean, selfish, snotty woman named Megan when she was seven. Maria is almost never home, she is either at work, shopping with her father's money, or on a private vacation spending her father's money. Taylor is very annoyed by the fact she is her stepmother but doesn't say anything to keep her father happy. To get away from her house, she spends most her time with her aunt Caroline from Texas, but preferred to be called auntie Carrie. Taylor is crazed by the online show Red vs. Blue and the most awesome game ever, Halo. It has been a month and a quarter since her arrival in the gulch. The blues have taken her in and are teaching her the ropes on being a private. Church teaches her the rules, Tucker teaches her how to put up with people, Caboose teaches her how to annoy Church, Tex teaches her how to handle a gun, Doc barely got to teach her how to treat a flesh wound, and Sister teaches her how to put up with cops. She has very slowly developed feelings for the reds private, Simmons, but tells herself it's nothing. She knows everything about the blues, the reds, the freelancers, the AIs, and everything else that has and will happen in the gulch. She has made good acquaintances with the group, aside from Tex, but is trying to figure out in her head how to get home. She made up a story that she doesn't know how she got to the gulch and won't reveal what happened to her the last night she was at home so the group will think she is sane. She wants to go home more than anything, but will enjoy her time in the Blood Gulch.
Name: Frank "Doc" DuFresne
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Rank: Medical Officer
Armor: Purple
Hair: Brunet
Eyes: Green
Height: 5'8 Weight: 126
AI: Omega/O'Malley
Back Round: Doc is a medic sent to Blood Gulch to treat injuries on both armies, despite the lack of medical skill that he often displays. As he is not a qualified doctor, he doesn't take to his new nickname of Doc, forced upon him by Church because of his refusal/inability to pronounce his last name. He is also a pacifist of the most extreme kind, and tries to avoid doing or even saying anything that would seem remotely aggressive or competitive. His extreme pacifism in the middle of a war quickly earns him the ire of both teams, and he is eventually exiled to a cavern equidistant from both bases. As revealed in the bonus material on the season 3 DVD, this pacifism had also caused him to be released from the Red Army before the events of The Blood Gulch Chronicles, thereby requiring the draft that has forced Griff into military service. The profile also states he is the only person in history to enlist in an army as a 'conscientious objector'. He has also stated that he is a vegetarian. It is also found out that he went to medical school at Jamaica State. When Tex and Church force O'Malley out of Caboose, O'Malley finds a new host in Doc. Split-personality Gollum/Sméagol conversations and arguments between O'Malley and Doc frequently occur. However, the difference between Doc and O'Malley is even greater than it is for the former pair. Doc apologizes on occasion for O'Malley's trash talk and conduct; O'Malley, on the other hand, frequently tells him to shut up. As the series progresses, both personalities apparently grow more accustomed to each other. Although Doc has failed medical school and his lack of medical knowledge is apparent — he rubs Caboose's neck with aloe vera to treat a bullet wound in the foot, agrees with Grif's using CPR to treat the bullet wound to Sarge's head, and has no idea what his medical tool does except glow green when something is wrong — Church seems to depend on him to treat injury and illness. In episode 38, Church wants to pursue Doc — who, under O'Malley's possession, had fled to Sidewinder — to have him help Tucker, who had been hit by a rocket. Later, when Tucker becomes ill in episode 73, Church calls Doc for help. In episode 77, O'Malley leaves Doc to possess another person after the Reds, unaware of his presence, contact their Command radio. Free of O'Malley, Doc continues to aid the pregnant Tucker and subsequently the newborn alien. In addition, Church uses Doc as someone expendable to determine the cause of Sheila's odd behavior, on the grounds that he will either fix Sheila, break her so that Church himself can freely examine her, or get blown up trying; all of which are beneficial to Church. He is later sent into the caves with Sister and Junior to ambush the Reds, and is confronted by Captain Flowers, O'Malley and an alien, who take him, Junior, and Sister hostage and bring them down to the underground computer terminal. When Captain Flowers collapses, he and Sister return above ground, where Doc is briefly infected after O'Malley leaves Griff, only to just as quickly pass to Church. Doc finds Taylor as a smart kid that can really make something out of herself. And she is the only one of the group that doesn't make fun of him or make him to their chores.
Name: Kaikaina "Sister" Griff
Age: 22 ½
Gender: Female
Rank: Private
Armor: Yellow
Hair: Blonde with orange highlights
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'6 Weight: 115
AI: None
Back Round: In episode 81, it is revealed that a tapping noise inside the large ship that dropped into the gulch has been coming from Griff's twin (My opinion) sister, who is referred to as "Sister" by both teams. She tells the Reds she joined in order to be reunited with Griff, and that Command had sent her as a new recruit since one team member will be promoted to replace their deceased commanding officer. She did not age on her 800-year journey due to the effects of the theory of relativity in traveling near light speed. It is revealed in episode 84 that she is color-blind, and thus enlisted in the Blue Army by mistake. In episode 85, Griff releases her to the Blue Team, and in the next episode the Blues give her an orientation but are interrupted by Tex firing on them. When Tex calms down, she expresses indignation at the fact that the Blue Team has acquired a new girl after she'd only been gone for a few weeks. In episodes 88 and 89, Tex and Sister have a private conversation while Church and Tucker discuss the result of having two girls on the team. Soon after, Doc says that he needs to give her a physical due to her being a new soldier; Tucker is left jealous at the fact that Doc was giving her a physical while she was naked. Meanwhile, the Red Team, who are underground at the time, finds some surveillance equipment and see her naked, infuriating Griff but fascinating Sarge and Simmons. When Church follows Vic Jr's orders to attack the Reds, he sends Doc, Sister and Junior into the caves as per his orders. In the caves, the three find Lopez's dismembered head, and as they talk to him, a new Alien and its friend, a very much alive Captain Flowers, approach them. She, Doc, and Junior are then held captive by Flowers and the new Alien in the underground cavern, until O'Malley leaves Flowers's body in episode 100. Sister is the only remaining Blue soldier in the canyon come Reconstruction. She apparently throws raves every night, charging five dollars per person, being ecstatic at only two attendees. She is quite useless to Washington, who she assumes is a cop. It is most likely assumed that Sister has trouble with the feds every now and then and tries to deal with them her way by accusations. Sister and Taylor don't know each other well, at least Sister. But she thinks that Taylor could work at a strip club if she wanted to.
I will end the blue's profiles here and do red's next. I got most of this info from wikipedia, which I do not own either. If you are wondering how Church and Tex have human bodies, command sent them as a 'sorry for the bad things that happened to them'. Tex has her suspicions with command knowing that they just don't give charity without having a better reason. So please tell me what you think and review A.S.A.H.P. (as soon as humanly possible)