"Oh, shit! No! You said that guy could come in," said Charley. "That's a..."

Ed finished his sentence. "An invitation, airhead," growled Ed holding a box underneath his arm. "Hey, Mr. Vincent, package for you!"

Ed tossed Peter a box. Peter opened it slowly. Ed's cellphone began to ring. "One second, guys. The wife class," said Ed answering. "Hello. Oh yeah. No, I'm looking at them right now. Yeah, you and him can come on up." Ed hung up the phone. "Lilith's father is actually quite modern. Jerry dispensed with all that "master" stuff."

"Ed if you have a problem, just keep it with me, okay?" said Charley.

"Oh, do I got a problem. You let him get to me!" snarled Ed as Peter opened the box, which contained Pina and Laura. They both snapped at Peter. Peter jumped from his chair as they crawled from the box. Ed opened his mouth, showing off his long fangs and his claws began to grow. "You let him turn me into this!"

Ed heard glass break and saw Peter holding a little stick to his kids. "Stay away, you demons!" he cried.

"Why don't you point that itsy-bitsy sticky at me!" growled Ed.

"It's a crucifixion nail. It's lethal to you three!" said Peter.

"Yeah. That's old school. Nice!" said Ed. Lilith fell from the ceiling and cloaked Peter in her black cape, making him scream. "Only problem is, it's not lethal to a Germanic vampire like Lilith!"

Peter bucked Lilith off, making her crash into the wall and went running towards his panic room. Pina and Laura looked up to the father, their expressions asked Ed what now. "Daddy's turn!" cackled Ed.

Charley grabbed Amy's hand. "Come on, let's go!" cried Charley.

Ed stuck his arm into the panic room, the metal door smashed into it, taking it off. Ed howled in pain, making his daughters howl in pain as well. "Holy shit!" cried Ed. Ed kicked the door. "You took my arm!"

Lilith told her daughters to sniff out Charley and Amy. "Come on, Ed, let's find Charley and Amy. Peter isn't much of a match for us," said Lilith. "I'll reattach your arm later!"

Peter tried to block out the noise of the cries. Ed banged the door once more. "Are you enjoying your panic room, master of darkness?" cackled Ed. "G-d, you are such a pussy. I love it!"

Charley and Amy ran to the elevator, the main way to get out of Peter's penthouse. There, in the elevator doorway was Ginger, who's neck was torn open. Pina and Laura feasted on the blood. Amy almost gagged, crying oh my G-d. Charley grabbed her by the shoulders.

"Amy, listen to me!" said Charley. "There's more then one way out, and there's a million things to fight with. We're going to be okay. All right?"

The two ran into Peter's study, to see Lilith searching for the panic room key. "Give it up, Chuck," they heard Ed growl from the other room. "If you hadn't turned out to be such a dick, I might have tricked you out. We could have rocked this evil shit together!"

Downstairs, Jerry was just arriving. "Sign in, please," said the security guard. Jerry did not. "Sign in, all right? Hey! I'm talking to you!"

Jerry turned around as the security guard neared him. Jerry bit his neck and feasted upon his body upon the floor of the lobby.

Ed entered the study to see only Lilith in there. She nodded to him. He smiled at her. "I expected more of a fight from you, Brewster," he growled. "Girl's made you lazy in the head, did they? Pussy will do that."

"Like he's one to talk," hissed Charley from his and Amy's hiding spot.

"I can hear you breathing," chuckled Ed. "It's really fucking cool. I can feel you. I can taste you. You're so..." Charley and Amy pushed on the display case they were hiding behind on top of Ed. "Ah fuck!"

Amy and Charley went running. Ed pushed it off of him and Lilith stood on the table. "Not so fast, Chuck!" sneered Lilith. He picked up a sword. "You and Ed have some catching up to do."

"Amy, go. Amy, please go!" begged Charley. Amy took off running, Lilith right behind her.

Ed grabbed Charley by the neck and threw him to the ground. "It's just you and me now, buddy. Mano a mano," said Ed. Charley grabbed a huge double bladed axe. "Oh, nice weapon there, Squid Boy."

"Ed..." said Charley.

"Not gonna do you much good though, because I'm a goddamn killing machine," said Ed. Ed lashed out and cut open Charley's shoulder. Blood was dripping from his claws. Ed chuckled as Laura started to lick the blood from her father's claws. Charley swung the axe and Ed bent backwards.

Again, Ed jumped onto the blade. Again and Ed jumped onto the wall. "Come on, it's like you're not even trying!"

Again, Charley was swinging the axe around and Ed jumped back onto the wall. Charley raised the axe above his head and brought it down onto Laura. "Laura!" howled Ed getting between her and the blade. Earning him a nice neck gash.

Amy was in Peter's little museum. She broke a case and got out a gun with three silver bullets. "I'm so glad you're here," said Jerry as he and Lilith closed in on her. Amy began to shot the father and daughter duo. They stood still and picked the bullets from their wounds. "Werewolves."

She grabbed some holy water and splashed it on the two of them. They both started to scream and fell to the ground as their heads began to smoke. "Vampires."

Amy ran back to Charley with Lilith on her tail, applying the thick ketchup substance. "Bone is a motherfucker, Chuckles," said Ed. "It's hard to cut."

Charley swung again and the axe fell to the floor. Laura gnawed through the handle and blade. Charley was left with a stick. Ed fell down on Charley wrapping him in his arm. "Is this weird for you?" asked Ed. "Because I'm feeling really homo right about now."

Ed tried to bite Charley's neck, until Amy smacked him off. They heard Peter screaming and Lilith with Ed's arm. It waved at Ed. "Charley's not dead!" cried Lilith.

Ed looked u to his wife. Lilith gasped. He was all cut up. "Bimbo's got some juice," groaned Ed.

Charley grabbed a stake. "Do it, Charley!" cried Amy.

Lilith wiped some blue ketchup looking substance under each of their noses. "What the fuck are you doing baby?" groaned Ed.

"Saving you," said Lilith as the two fell down. From her little bag, she took out a bottle of mud, some red stringy stuff and some shit that resembled goo toys from the 90's. She mixed them all together and proceeded to rub them on her husband's wounds.

Ed began to scream. Charley's eyes widened in horror. The blue gunk under his nose left him motionless. Ed's face began to stretch, his nose and mouth began to form a muzzle. From his wounds, fur began to grow. He was turning into a werewolf!

"I'm a werewolf now!" cried Ed.

"No, certain types of spells can make vampires transform," explained Lilith. "See, your arm is back on and you have no wounds. Trust me, it will wear off."

Jerry wiped off the blue gunk from Charley and Amy. Charley began to stab Ed with the stake. "It doesn't work with transformed vampires under a Germanic spell," chuckled Jerry, shaking his head.

Charley looked down at Ed who snarled. Charley backed up and Ed came closer. Charley protected Amy as Ed closed in on him. Pina grabbed his tail and pulled it. Ed howled in pain. "Come on. I found the stairs! We have to go! Come on!" said Amy.