TFK: This is my Naruto bleach crossover story.

Harem

Tia

Nel

Soi Fon

Yoruichi

Not in that order but yeah. Maybe 2 more 3 at the most

This is to replace Weakness of the 3rd Hokage until I can get the rewrite back up.

AN: This has already become my most popular fic so I'll update this one as fast as I can.

AN2: Before I forget. Girls that WILL NOT be in Naruto's small harem are

Orihime - She goes with Ichigo more than anyone else.

Rukia - She's good with Ichigo too, just not as much as Orihime

And no Bount arc. I hated that arc. Most other girls are fair game.

One more thing: I have trouble with English alone so I will do the attacks in English. Makes it easier on me.

One more thing: If you ask it I might give Ichigo 2 girls. Maybe three. But no more than that.

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Chapter 2: Thanks and YOU DID WHAT!

Just after the fight ended. Because you see, there was another group watching.

"That was interesting. That guy beat 4 captains in a row without breaking a sweat." A woman with different color eyes said. Her tone of voice said that she was impressed.

"Indeed. Even at that power... I doubt that was all of it. I bet that he had way more than that." Another with a sleeve covering her mouth said to her duel eyed companion.

"That power was monstrous. I was stronger than most of the Espada." A dark skinned woman said to the others.

"That power... was barley any of his full power. He had two Zanpakutos but drew only 1. Never called its name or used many ceros. He even used kido. I dare say that he is far beyond almost all of the Espada. Never fight him alone." The 4th member of the group said to the others. "If you remember the little one saying his name, she called him Naruto. If his full name is Naruto Uzumaki..." She left that statement hanging. The 4th one of the group had most of her face covered. Spiky blonde hair and green eyes. "Let us go back to Los Noches." The 4 women vanished.

With Naruto at Urahara's Shop

"So... let me get this strait... you two are soul reapers." Naruto asked the fan man now known as Kisuke Urahara.

Kisuke nodded. Nel was asleep and would be drooling on Yoruichi if Naruto didn't free the cat from the child Arrancars hug of doom.

"And you guys don't want to fight me even though I'm part hollow."

Kisuke nodded again.

"Alright... I'll bite. Why not?" Naruto was still looking at them with a hint of mistrust.

"Why is that so hard to believe?" He asked in a carefree tone.

"Let's just say my limited experience with Soul Reapers ends with them dead and me annoyed." Naruto said crossing his hands over his chest.

"Well, you see 100 years ago..." Kisuke told him the events that transpired and how they are now exiled.

"I see. Makes sense to me. Any other soul reaper would have tried to kill Nel by now. Which I am grateful you haven't. She is my purpose in like now." Naruto patted Nel on the head.

"Your purpose?" Kisuke asked a little shocked.

"Yes. In Hueco Mundo, your purpose in life, or afterlife as it where, is to kill and get stronger. If not, you die and your existence ends. I never thought of that way of life as a purpose. Just a way to survive." Naruto was next to Nel stroking her hair.

Kisuke decided to listen. And not talk.

"The first 900 years of my life in Hueco Mundo was nothing but to become the strongest in that world. I would go to the human world from time to time to fight a Soul Reaper to see if any of them where strong. Only one other time I had fought what I now know as a captain. I managed to kill 12 of them." Naruto shrugged.

Both Kisuke and Yoruichi eyes widened.

"You killed 12 Soul Reaper Captains...?" Kisuke asked all carelessness had left him.

"Yea, but one got away." Naruto shrugged.

You fought the 13 court guard captains and killed 12 of them? At once?" Yoruichi asked. Not believing what she was hearing.

"Yes. Although they were tough as they come. I had just become a Majesty Vasto Lorde when..."

"Wait, what? A Majesty Vasto Lorde?"

"Yes. It's the highest form of Hollow possible. The Vasto Lorde in Hueco Mundo have their own levels of power. The most common of Vasto Lorde are the New Born. Vasto Lorde that have just become such. They are on par with a Soul Reaper captain. At least the average ones are. The next are Nobles. They are fewer Nobles, that is to be expected, but they hold the power to fight a captain and beat them."

Yoruichi and Kisuke eyes widened. Again.

"Then, the final Vasto Lorde type. Majesty Vasto Lorde. The strongest Hollow of all. Majesty can fight up to 13 captains and win. Although even I don't know how much I can take. I never had to fight at full tilt before. I was a Vasto Lorde Majesty when I became what I am now. There is a saying in Hueco Mundo. He who is Majesty is strongest. He who is strongest is King of Hueco Mundo." Naruto let them digest what he had just told them. He could hear the gears running in their head.

He was the strongest Hollow in existence. And he was right in front of them.

It took a few minutes. But Yoruichi managed to speak first. "What... are you now?" She hesitantly.

"Board, for one. But where getting off track, about Nel being my purpose. I found her crying, and it hurt to see that. Hollows that were being big brothers to her had died by some hollows, so after I killed them I made sure that Nel was never alone. I protect her, that is my purpose now. She sometimes wishes to come to the human world. So I bring her. If our presence disturbing you, we will leave when Nel wants to go back to Hueco Mundo." Naruto looked at Nel's sleeping form. He was so close now. 100 years and the power needed to restore her were just around the corner.

"No you're no disturbing us." Yoruichi said still eyeing is toned chest. Seeing as he still did not have a shirt on.

Kisuke fanned himself to keep his grin plastered behind his fan. "Naruto... I have a question about Nel, if you don't mind."

"Go ahead."

"Nel said that you've been collecting the powers of Hollows and Soul Reapers to restore her power. What did she mean by that?" He asked.

"Well, no harm in telling you. Nel... is trapped, so to speak." He started.

"How so?" Yoruichi asked. Still in cat form.

"Well, I don't know the details, but Nel lost a great deal of her power when her mask was damaged. When an Arrancars mask is damaged or taken off they lose power. Nel's power has been leaking from her cracked mask since it happened. I'm not sure when it happened. I had found Nel after that fact. But that had been over 100 years ago. Since then I've been collecting power from hollows and soul reapers so I can repair the damage done to her and restore her power. Granted all her power won't be back right away, but when her mask is repaired. She'll gain her power back in time. I'm so close." Naruto said aloud.

"How close are you to restoring her power?" Kisuke asked Naruto.

"Well, Nel was powerful when she had all her power. She was easily as power as a captain soul reaper if those guys I beat earlier are anything to go by. How powerful exactly, I don't know. We didn't meet when she had all her power." Naruto told them.

"Then how do you know that she had all this power that you claim?" Yoruichi looked at the child Arrancar that nearly broke her little spine.

"When, the power she would leak when I'm not around would be about half of those guys power a day. She regains it over time but she won't get stronger without help. When I'm around I keep that in check. So she doesn't lose as much. You could feel it in Hueco Mundo miles away. As for restoring her power. I have all the hollow power I need to restore her. But the problem was finding soul reaper power to finish it." Naruto sighed.

"Why not your own power?" Kisuke closed his fan.

Naruto shock his head no. "I need untainted soul reaper power. Otherwise I would have used my own to help her. The reason is that is Nel is a perfect Arrancar. At least by Hueco Mundo standers. When a hollow is made into an Arrancar, by unnatural means, their mask is flooded by pure soul reaper power when the barrier that prevents that is gone. How she did it I do not know. That what she needs, pure soul reaper power. The hollow power that she also needs is to repair the mask and restore her own hollow powers. The soul reaper power keeps her sane so she doesn't go on a murdering spree and restore her soul reaper powers. That is what it means to be an Arrancar, gain power and humanity. But then you feel ache for the sins you have commented." Naruto explained to them. This was a great deal of information to handle for them.

"What about you? You have a hollow hole, and 2 Zanpakutos. But no mask fragment. So you're not an Arrancar or a Visored."

"A what?"

"Oh, sorry, a Visored is a Soul Reaper that has gained Hollow powers. Basically the reverse version of an Arrancar." Kisuke explained.

"Oh, ok. But yes, I am not an Arrancar or a Visored. I am a new race entirely."

"Oh... what's it called?"

"I honestly had no name for it. Never needed one. For no Hollow would dare try to do what I did out of fear. And no Soul Reaper would because of some rules I'm assuming. But I call my race, The Misute rareta." Naruto told them.

"The Forsaken? Why?" Yoruichi asked before Kisuke could.

"Because I am half Soul Reaper, half hollow. And stronger than both. Hollows just don't like anything or anyone. So I'd never be accepted by them. And don't get me started and Soul Reapers. They hate anything that's not 100% Soul Reaper. So... yea."

"Naruto, another question."

"Shoot fan man."

"How did you become what you are now?" Kisuke had a genuine interest.

"For a hollow to become what I am. They must do what most won't even dare think about. They must not eat to gain power. That is the easy way. When I died and became a hollow, I started out as a new born Vasto Lorde. But I didn't eat any of the hollows I beat. Instead I destroyed the bodies and absorb their power when it was released. Mind you, I didn't get all of their power, only about 85% or so. The other 5% was their soul and 10% would be lost. The stronger the soul the more power I don't get." Naruto told them.

Yoruichi eyes widened. "Wait then why would eating a soul not give as much power as your way?"

"Hollows are pitiful and mindless creatures. But, they are more angry and hateful. When one is eaten as a hollow they spite the one that ate them one last time without knowing it. When the soul enters them the soul tares away at some of the power of the hollow. On top of that, the soul goes with all the other souls that the hollow has eaten tearing away at the hollows power even more. 90% of the power they eat goes to put those souls to sleep and repair the damage done by eating the soul of the hollow. Only 10% goes to increase the hollows power. If that. That is why Vasto Lorde are so hard to find if you're looking for one. If a Vasto Lorde continued eating after they had become what they are, they would see that they would gain almost 80% of the power that they eat. But most are happy being a new born Vasto Lorde so they stop eating." Naruto looked at Yoruichi and Kisuke.

"Sorry, I tend to rant sometimes. I hope that this is helpful. But I must go."

"Why." Yoruichi asked quickly.

"I must. I'm so close to restoring Nel's powers. I just need a little more Soul Reaper power. That Juggernaut man help out a lot. It's only thanks to him that I got this far so quickly. I thought it would be another 100 years before I could do it." Naruto looked a little happy.

"Well, Naruto, me and Yoruichi are Captain level Soul Reapers. Maybe we could help?" Kisuke said with a bit of a smile.

"Really? You would?" Kisuke nodded. "Thank you. If this works. I'll owe you. If it's within my power to do, then it will be done." Naruto bowed to them until his head touched the floor.

"So, aside from killing us, how could you get our Soul Reaper power?" Kisuke asked. Not wanting to have to face this guy in combat.

"Well, there are several ways. Killing you would grant me the most of your power, but that's out of the question. The next is harder but painful. I fight you and I drain you slowly. But we can do that another time. The easiest way is actually the less painful way and quickest. We go somewhere where you can release as much spiritual energy as possible, and I suck it up. With you two, it shouldn't take too long. Ten or so minutes." Naruto hoped that wasn't enough.

"At full power?" Yoruichi asked.

"No, just a constant stream of your power will do." Naruto picked up Nel, still sleeping. "Come let's get this show on the road. One question..." Both looked at him. "How is it a cat is a Soul Reaper captain?" He asked... Oh how he would get his answer.

(In the endless training field)

Naruto's reaction to Yoruichi's human from was priceless. First he went bug eyed. They he passed out from a nose bleed. It took a moment for Naruto to regain his senses. Only to pass out again when he found his head in Yoruichi's cleavage. The 3rd time he got away from the deadly weapon of mass bleeding known as Yoruichi's cleavage. Naruto cleaned himself so they could get started.

"Now, this will tier you out. But you'll be fine. Just release your spirit energy near me and my sword will take care of the rest." Both nodded. "One more thing. I'm going to release my Zanpakuto. You may feel a since of dread and despair, this is to be expected, but do not fear. My power is not aiming at you with ill intent." He said in a reassuring tone.

Both looked confused at first.

"Devastate and Despair..." Naruto's black blade was held out in front of him. "Forbidden Angel."

A massive amount of black colored spirit energy covered the rocky wasteland. Even with the two of them combined it felt overwhelming.

'It feels like Old man Yamamoto. When he draws his Zanpakuto.' Kisuke looked shocked. Never before had he felt a feeling of complete helplessness. He felt that the power before him could kill him the second that it wanted too.

When the power subsided, Naruto's blade had transformed. It was an evil purple color. The blade was slightly curved. The blade itself looked sinister. It had had circle curves from hilt to tip.

"This is my Zanpakuto The Forbidden Angel. She who prays to a God that dares not listen." Naruto explained his Zanpakuto. "Now then, let us begin." Naruto raised up his Zanpakuto. "Whenever you're ready." They both nodded. They began to release their spirit energy. Naruto was surprised at first. He didn't think that they had this much power. A surprise, but no an unpleasant one. "Devastation!" Naruto voice was somewhat like an echo.

Both Kisuke and Yoruichi felt it instantly. They felt their spirit energy being taken from them. They had hope, that they were doing the right thing. That this hollow was not like the rest. That his intention was genuine.

Again Naruto was surprised. At first he thought that it might take 10 or so minutes. Now, they might get done in two. After said two or so minutes where done, he stopped draining them. "Stop, thank you, I have all that I need." Both where relived. "Despair." Both looked up. Thinking that he had attacked them, but the sword was pointed at little Nel. They felt hollow and soul reaper power going into Nel. It wasn't long until results were... shown.

A blinding bright light well blinded them. And when it cleared. Naruto was stuck staring... at who you may ask? Well, at adult Nel now. It would seem that the little green thing she had on was too small for her all grown up. And it was torn, reviling a lot of nice female skin.

Nel opened her eyes. Groggy at just waking up. She yawned and sat up. Naruto being the pervert of the group, Kisuke as well. Where looking at her chest. Naruto because he wasn't expecting this. Kisuke because he's a pervert at heart. Nel rubbed her eyes to clear them out. Then she noticed Naruto.

"NARUTO!" Nel proceeded to give Naruto her super hot hug of pleasant death. Basically she was hugging him in her cleavage, crushing him more like it. Naruto struggled fruitlessly to escape. And pass out for the 3rd time that night by a combination of blood loss and lack of O2. "Huh?" Nel looked at the now limp Naruto. "NARUTO OH NO WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OK!" She started shaking him violently. To see if he was alright. Of course he was.

Both Kisuke and Yoruichi had a laugh.

Naruto woke up 10 minutes later. With Nel waiting for him to wake up. "NARUTO!" She again hugged him in the same fashion. But Naruto managed to escape this time. Unwillingly of course.

"Nel?" He asked.

"Yep." She smiled at him. "But my full name is Neliel Tu Oderschvank." She giggled at Naruto's lost look on his face.

Longest Name ever.

That was the look on his face. "You mind if I keep calling you 'Nel' your full name is a bit of a mouth full?" He asked.

"Of course not silly. You protected me when I was in a weakened state. So I don't mind. Thanks Naruto." She said to him. Losing a bit of that childish manner that he had come to get use to. But then again... this...adult... Nel, was much hotter.

"Oh~~~ what's this?" She picked up something shiny and was looking at herself in it. Nel looked normal. Not even a scar. Her mask fragment was fully repaired and everything. The only thing he needed to work on... was her cloths. Considering that she was still in the green rags of hers.

"Well, I'm glad your yourself again." He smiled.

"OH NARUTO!" She tackled hugged him again. "YOU LOOK SO CUTE WITH THAT SMILE!" She said rubbing his face with her own.

'On second thought. She still has that childish personality still. That's still good.' Naruto said looking up. Because looking down...

"Well, I see that your awake Naruto." Both Naruto and Nel looked at the owner of the voice. Then Naruto saw the stars in Nel's eyes.

"KITTY!" Nel pointed and ran after the cat.

Yoruichi, fearing for her life, ran as fast as she could to get away. But Nel caught her before she could use any real speed. But surprising that Nel's touch was kind and not like her child version at all. Yoruichi could get use to this.

Anyway Naruto, Nel we have some things to discuss with you both." Both nodded. Being serious. "Well, if you both want to stay here in the human world I can help there. And also teach you what you need to know to survive here in the real world. Basic common knowledge of this place and all that." Kisuke told them with his fan covering his face.

Both Nel and Naruto nodded.

"Right then, let's get started shall we?" Kisuke was looking at a book shelve for a particular book. "Ah ha. Found you." Kisuke brought out a very big and old looking book. He blew on it to get the dust off. The dust covered the whole room. It took a minute before the dust settled. And when the book cover was clear. It read, 'How to survive in the human world for dummies 101.' "Read this and it'll tell you everything you need to..."

*SMACK*

Yoruichi head butted Kisuke. "Disregard what Kisuke just told you. Follow me in order to learn what you need to survive in this world." Both Nel and Naruto followed Yoruichi, in cat form.

Yoruichi them about today's world. And both Nel and Naruto listened with great interest. Both learned what was right and wrong by this world's standards. Yoruichi somehow had got teacher glasses and a black graduation hat when telling Naruto and Nel all this. And when she was done she was even eating an apple at the end of it all. Both of their heads were spinning after it all. The next day Kisuke told them that they were unable to stay there for long. He did supply them with gigais so they can live in the human world. They would need money, and working from them would not help them. And he told them that if Nel got a job, it would be a disaster. Naruto agreed. So Naruto got an idea and began writing. Within one week, Kisuke had been selling Naruto's book all over town, 2 weeks all of Japan. And you get the idea in 3 weeks. Kisuke had more mortal money then he can even count. Of course he would... manage... it for Naruto. Seeing as how the boy didn't know the first thing about money in today's world. Of course in exchange Kisuke would handle any money based arrangements that Naruto and Nel needed. So he got them an apartment for the two of them. Naruto and Nel not knowing that Kisuke is being cheep. Yoruichi did and stretched him for it.

But this brings us to Naruto's and Nel's current problem. You see, Kisuke did not think ahead when he sent them to their new apartment. So naturally... they got lost. They've been looking for this one place since they left, but they were so air headed about it they couldn't find it and now they couldn't fine Kisuke's shop. And this jungle of buildings that always looked the same wasn't helping either.

"Oh man we're such idiots. I can't believe we didn't ask Kisuke before we left Nel. Nel?" Nel was looking at herself in the window of a shop. It was scaring the kids inside as she was making strange faces. "Come on Nel. We don't need to draw attention to ourselves." He said grabbing her hand and taking her away from the glass.

Naruto and Nel wondered lost for a few minutes more, then Kami or someone else answered their unsaid prays when someone offered help.

"Um... you do two need any help? You guys look lost." Naruto and Nel looked to their right and saw 2 young women. One had short black hair and was average height and build all around.

"HI!" The other one somewhat yelled. She had long orange hair with two blue hairpins in her hair. She had a smile on her face, like nothing could go wrong. It was refreshing to say the least.

"Um, yea. We could use some help. We're lost, this is our first time here in Karakura Town. And we're a bit lost." Naruto said shyly.

"But Naruto we've be..." Naruto covered Nel's mouth. "This is our first time remember? Human wouldn't like us if we tell them otherwise."

"Oh right.""Yep our first time." Nel says happily.

The dark haired one just raised an eye brow, the other didn't.

"Well ok. Do you know where you need to go?" The dark haired one asked.

"Yes, the address is written on this piece of paper, we just forgot to ask for directions." Naruto said while both he and Nel were embarrassed.

"Well let me see." Naruto handed her the piece of paper. She looked at it. "Well, this place is not hard. We're going the same way. We can show you."

"Really?" Nel and Naruto asked at the same time.

"They are Tatsuki?" The long hair girl asked her friend. Now known as Tatsuki.

"Yea Orihime."

"Thank you so much. We are in your dept." Naruto said bowing.

On the way there, Nel and Orihime began talking. Getting to know each other. In fact, Tatsuki was surprised to find someone as... unique... as Orihime. Naruto being the gentleman carried the bag of groceries for the girls. As a simple thanks for helping them. Naruto was a little afraid at first that the two girls wouldn't like them. But that ended when Nel and Orihime became fast friends. Talking to each other like they've known each other for years. When they got to their apartment complex, Orihime was happy to know that they were right next to her. Making both Nel and Orihime happy. Naruto was happy that they were happy.

"Do you two want to come over for dinner?" Orihime asked.

"We don't want to impose." Naruto said politely.

"What's for dinner?" Nel asked. Naruto knew that Nel was impulsive. Like his old self.

"Well. I'm making chicken ramen with pears, leaks and sushi!" Orihime told them her weird dinner recipe

"Wow that sounds good!" Both Nel and Naruto had stars in their eyes. Tatsuki was taken back at first. No one really ate Orihime's cooking, other than her. No one else was brave enough.

"Alright, I have enough for everyone! Let's go Tatsuki. Nel, Naruto!" She dragged Naruto and Tatsuki and Nel followed them he her place. Her mouth watering at the mere thought of such foods.

At the table Nel and Orihime was setting to Naruto's right and Tatsuki was setting to his left. Naruto, Nel and Orihime were eating the Orihime made ramen, more like gulfing it down. Tatsuki sweat drop. She never thought in her entire life, that she'd find others brave as her. As night went on Naruto and Nel learned more about them. While Orihime and Tatsuki only learned about their likes, dislikes and other mundane stuff.

It wasn't long before Naruto and Nel had to leave so they can get their own place in order. Tatsuki had to help them with the door lock. They settled in quite nicely. They spent a good amount of the night getting the place cleaned up. But when it was time for sleep. That cheep bastered Kisuke only got them one bed.

"Well, since there is only one bed you can have it Nel. I'll sleep on the floor." Naruto was about to walk out when.

Nel yawned. "I'm sleepy Naruto." She rubbed her eyes. "Naruto?" She looked at Naruto. Who was passed out half on the bed, half off. "Naruto! Oh no Naruto! Are you alright!" She shuck Naruto violently to wake him up. Only to find him snoring. She giggled. "Oh well, can't be helped." She laid down on the bed with Naruto on top of her. "Good night Naruto." She said happily.

In case you're wondering how Naruto got knocked out? When Nel yawned she stretched out her arms and did a KO punched to Naruto's jaw.

(Next morning)

Naruto was having a nice sleep. His sheets were soft. His pillows were soft too. The wind in his hair. It was just too perfect. Even the nice massaging fell of his pillows heartbeats were nice.

Naruto's eyes opened. Now that he was awake, he knew what the 'wind', 'sheets' and 'pillows' were.

The 'wind' was Nel's breath, very nice with cold mint and ocean breeze.

The 'sheets'. Well, some of them where sheets. Most... not so much. The rest was Nel's naked skin. Her arms and legs were warped around him. All she had on were her bra and panties. But they didn't cover much.

And his 'pillows' with the heart beat. You don't need to have an I.Q. of 5 to figure that out. Nel's nice big breast if you didn't know.

Naruto tried to get out of bed. But Nel's super grip of doom prevented that. She even whispered. "No leave me Naruto." Like she was afraid of Naruto leaving her. With no choice Naruto went back to sleep. It wasn't till much later that they heard some scratching at the window. When both looked at their window they saw Yoruichi.

"KITTY!" Nel Sonido to the window opened it and grabbed Yoruichi and started to pet her. Yoruichi didn't mind.

"I've come here to get you both. Kisuke needs to talk to you two so both of you can get used to this new life."

"Okay!" Nel was rubbing her check into Yoruichi's fur.

"Sure." Naruto punched his palm. "I own Kisuke big time." Naruto had a smile... that promised great pain.

Yoruichi smiled herself. Hoping Naruto would do so. "Anyway, follow me. I'll take you to Kisuke's shop."

Naruto and Nel happily followed her. Although, Nel doesn't know that the cat's a 'her' yet.

(At the Soul Society)

It was a full 2 weeks before the captains that Naruto had beaten were rested enough to report in. The vice captains a full 3 weeks.

We find ourselves in the captain's meeting. Soi Fon, Kenpachi, the little white haired kid and the quiet man were in front of an old guy with a cane.

"Now that you have recovered you can tell us how 1 hollow beat you 4 and your vice captains. Soi Fon, you shall begin as you are the one that called in this hollow." The old guy said looked at Soi Fon.

"Yes sir. I was with my new recruits training them in Karakura town when an unbelievable amount of spiritual pressure blanketed the whole town. Any human who was even the least bit sensitive to it would have felt it." She started. The old guy nodded for her to continue. "I went to the center of this spiritual pressure only to find something I was not expecting. I saw what looked like a 16 year old human boy and a little girl on his shoulders. He was wearing nothing but white, had blond hair blue eyes and even had 2 Zanpakutos." She stopped herself from saying 2 beautiful blue eyes.

"Two?"

Soi Fon looked at a captain who covered his head with a helmet.

"Yes 2. One was black the other was blood red. When I felt his power... I... was shaken. His power towered over my own. But... it wasn't tainted like a hollow, but it wasn't pure like a Soul Reaper."

This confused all captains.

"What do you mean Captain Soi Fon?" A gentle voice asked her.

"What I mean Captain Retsu, is that this hollow, had hollow and Soul Reaper spiritual pressure." She answered.

"Could it have been one of the criminals from 100 years ago?" The captain of the 5th division Aizen asked.

"No, this one was in perfect sic of his power. Perfectly controlled." Soi Fon answered.

"Continue Captain Soi Fon. No more questions tell she's done." The old guy Captain Yamamoto tapped his cane on the ground to hush the captains.

"Yes sir. Well at first they were just looking around. Then I heard them. The older looking one was disappointed that it was night time in the human world." Every captain looked surprised. "Then something that surprised me even more, was when the little girl on his shoulder said. 'It is ok big brother. Night time here he still prettier than night time at Hueco Mundo' They are hollows for sure. But don't act like it." Soi Fon took a breath. "After they talked a bit. The little hollow said that she wanted to go to the water. We followed them. But, the blond hollow notices us."Soi Fon would never forget the gaze. "He told us to come out. That is when I radioed for back up. Then he appeared in front of us. With speed I've never seen before. Not in me or any other captain. Ever." Soi Fon collected her thoughts. Thinking about what to say next.

"Something the matter Captain Soi Fon?" The captain of the 3rd division asked her.

"No nothing. We talked for a bit when he found us. I did it to stall for time and to get information out of him. To my surprise the little hollow looked like a little girl. No older than 8 human years old... and yet, she had a hollow mask fragment on her skull." Aizen the captain of the 5th Division his eyes widened."She acted like she was scared of Soul Reapers. I've never a hollow afraid of soul reapers before."

"Maybe they were trying to lore you in a false since of security?" The Captain Aizen commented.

"Maybe, but moving one. The blond hollow told me his name, saying. I have stopped being one of those mindless beasts for some time now.I was shocked. Then when in introduced himself. He said he name was Naruto Uzumaki when he was alive. Then this chilled me to the bone. He said he was once a Vasto Lorde of Hueco Mundo."

"A Vasto Lorde? Was he lying?" The Captain of the 13th division asked shocked evident on his face.

"Based on his power, I'd say he was stronger." Kenpachi smiled, or gave his super evil grin. Whatever you want to call it.

Yamamoto nodded. "Thank you Captain Soi Fon. Any questions before we move on?" They were only one.

"I have just one. Did he say what he was? If he had two Zanpakutos then he must have been a should reaper at one point." Aizen asked.

"He never said what he or the little girl was. But he said that they had evolved past the form of hollows. That they were something more than a mere hollow. His own words." Soi Fon answered him.

"I see... thank you." Aizen gave his normal smile.

"Now then. The rest of you will tell us what happened." Yamamoto told the other 3 captains.

Each captain told the others what happened. How their vice captain was taken out then they were. Until the story came back to Soi Fon. She was the last captain to see the hollow and the last to fight it.

Then she too told them what happen to her. "Soi Fon, after you were defeated, what happen?" Yamamoto said.

"He walked up to me when I was on the ground. I told him to finish it, as he was a monster. He... he raised his blade and stabbed the ground in front of my face. Then I passed out. But before that he said, get your comrades to that soul society place. Saying that they would die without medical attention. Like he was concerned about them or something."

"I see. We will keep an eye out for this hollow. If it surfaces again no less than 8 captains are to engage it. I want no mistakes this time. Dismissed." The captain commander said.

(Kisuke's shop)

"YOU DID WHAT~~~~~~~!" Naruto yell shock the foundation of the shop.

Kisuke was on the floor with a lump on his head. "You heard me. I enrolled you in the human high school. I thought you'd like it. It'll help you make new friends and..."

BAM

"You should have asked us first!" Naruto's foot was introduced to Kisuke's face. Naruto face palmed himself. "Oh man, I thought I was done with school when I died. Oh well." Naruto was thinking about it for a moment.

"They are a lot of pretty girls over at the high school." Kisuke said again.

"So."

"They wear uniforms."

"So.

"Nel will need a uniform."

This got Naruto to raise an eye brow. Then he was thinking about it. "Thank you Kisuke for enrolling us in high school. Sorry about the little misunderstanding before."

Naruto smiled as he picked up Kisuke and dusted him off. "Now then, when do we start?" Naruto smiled.

"Tomorrow. But I have everything you need here."

Yoruichi laughed a bit. Nel was lost. But Yoruichi explained.

"Is high school fun?" Nel asked.

"Oh trust me. It can be." Kisuke held his fan in front of him. Oh how right he is.

(Next morning)

Naruto was in his school uniform, and Nel was changing into hers. Although, she still didn't get today's human decorum. So she was changing in the living room. Naruto was looking away him being a gentleman and all. A first she had trouble but Yoruichi showed her how. Without turning into a beautiful woman that she is. On the way to school Naruto was thinking. How did Nel become an Arrancar? A perfect one at that. But he could not find the answer. Nel's memories were still not back. So an answer will have to wait. Seeing as how they got to school. And everyone was eyeing them. Well, the girls eyeing him and the boys eyeing Nel. Well, eyeing her chest to be more précised. Some were drooling, others had nose bleeds. Naruto laughed to himself.

"Hey you!" Naruto looked to his right. So did Nel. "Yea you with the spiky blond hair with the green haired babe." Naruto notice some guys that look like... oh what's the word? Human thugs. Or school yard bullies.

"Um... yes. How can I help you?" Naruto asked. Nel kept quiet.

"We don't like you kind of people sticking out with your hair color and style. Change it." The head thug said.

A little ways away Ichigo and some of his friends saw this and were about to intervene when.

"Um... no. This is my nature hair color Nel's hair color is nature too. Trying to change who we are in not wise. So, go bully someone who can't defend themselves. Like a child or a worm." Naruto laughed so did some other kids all around them who saw this.

"Why you! For that, I'm going to take your girl when I beat you up!" The thug wanna be and his lackeys would have run if they saw Naruto's face. Quicker than anyone could have blinked, Naruto beat them all into the ground.

"Now then. I hope that you all learned something from this. Rule number 1: I'm number 1. Rule number 2: Nel's hot. Rule number 3: You're an idiot." Naruto said moving on.

"Bye bye wired guys who got beat up by Naruto." Nel said in her childish tone. "Naruto wait for me." She ran, which caused her breast to bounce a bit. Much too all the guys delight. Then they got a slap from the nearest female.

"Hey Ichigo. I think we've found your long lost brother." A tall dark skinned guy said to his spiky haired friend.

"Yea, maybe."

Naruto followed a teacher that took them to their class room. It was sheer luck that Naruto and Nel had the same class room and classes. Or not, but they didn't care. It was still a while until class started, but already this was going to be fun. Why you may ask? This is why.

"Hime!" A girl yelled and started to fondle Nel's chest. "Why Hime your chest has gotten bigger I think?"

Nel looked lost as to why her breasts were being fondled and Naruto was holding his nose bleed. Nel just blinked a few times.

"Hey Chizuru! That's not Orihime."

The girl now named Chizuru looked behind her to see Tatsuki and Orihime?

"But that can't be! No one had breasts this big but my Hime!" She turned the girl around to see Nel's face.

"Hi! My name is Neliel Tu Oderschvank. But you can call me Nel for short. Is that how you greet people here?" Nel asked. Not knowing that she was just molested.

"And my names Naruto Uzumaki. Best friend of the person you just... introduced... yourself to." Naruto greeting her.

"Orihime!"

"Nel!"

Orihime and Nel hugged each other and started bouncing up and down in a circle.

"I haven't seen you in ages." Nel said.

"It's only been a day silly." Orihime said back.

Everyone was shocked. But none more so than Chizuru. But she was looking at the breasts of the two bouncing up and down touching each other. She got a nose bleed and passed out.

"I didn't know that you two were going to high school with us?" Tatsuki looked at Naruto.

"We didn't either. We got enrolled yesterday." Naruto said dismissively.

Class started and was dull to say the least. Nel asked question till dooms day and annoyed the teacher. But the teacher was thankful that one of her new students was so eager to learn. When it was lunch Naruto and Nel were going to walk out when Orihime stopped them.

"Nel Naruto, do you guys have anything to eat for lunch?"

"Lunch? Is that anything like dinner?" Nel asked still getting use to the human world.

"Yea, it's just like dinner but earlier!" Orihime said happily.

"Wow! This place is great!" Nel had stars in her eyes.

"Let's go to the roof." Orihime and Nel dragged Naruto and Tatsuki with them.

At the roof already were Ichigo and his friends. "Hey, Ichigo." Tatsuki hollered at them.

"Hey..." Ichigo looked at the blond kid. "Hey you're that guy that beat all those other guys today." Ichigo said.

"Yep that's me, names Naruto Uzumaki, and this is my friend for as long as I can remember. Neliel Tu Oderschvank. Nel for short."

"HI!" She greeted happily.

"We just transferred here today. Getting use to this place and all is hard." Naruto rubbed his head. "Well, anyway, we'll get use to it someday.

"So Orihime, what did you make for... um, lunch?" Nel asked Orihime.

"Well, I made ramen with pickle relish cheese, eggs and I even added pizza."

Everyone had despair marks. Her, lunch sounded gross.

Nel and Naruto had stars in their eyes. "Wow that sounds great!" They both said.

Everyone sweat drop. Even more so when they finished the bowl that Orihime gave them in seconds.

"Wow Orihime, you're cooking to kill for." Naruto said happily.

"Yea, mine and Naruto's cooking can't compare!" Nel said hugging her new friend Orihime.

Orihime just giggled. Chizuru was furious. And everyone else but Naruto thought. 'Is this Orihime's long lost twin sister?'

In fact, Orihime and Nel acted like close sisters. Even more so when they agreed with everything the other said. Food, and other this. Naruto thought that Nel was addicted to Orihime's cooking, not that he could blame her. But it was nice to see Nel making fast friends with her.

"Oh, let the formal introductions be under way. Again, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, and my cute friend over their hugging Orihime is Neliel Tu Oderschvank. What's yours?" Naruto asked.

"Oh. My name is Tatsuki. I'm a friend of Orihime. And slayer of all cats in heat." She looked at Chizuru.

"Name's Chad." The tall Mexican said in his normal voice.

"My name is Ichigo Kurosaki." The orange top said.

"You know, I get the feeling that we'll all be good friends." Naruto smiled. His smile gave all of them the creeps for one reason or another. But the main thing was, he's right. They'll make great friends. If Nel and Orihime were anything to go by.

After school they headed to Kisuke's place. Naruto he didn't want to, but Nel was out of fighting shape. She would need retraining if she was going to fend off the strong soul reapers that will come for them one day. Naruto wasn't worried, as long as he was there, she would be safe. But he always planned for the big 'What if...' so that's what he's going to do.

"Hey, fan man! You here?" Naruto asked opening the door.

"Hey can't you knock?" The little kid yelled.

"No. Now, where is fan man?" Naruto asked.

"I'm right here Naruto."

"KITTY!" Nel ran after Yoruichi and caught her.

Naruto sighed. "Again, sorry. Yoruichi, change so we can train Nel."

"Fine fine." Yoruichi change into her hot human form. But Nel was still petting Yoruichi. Take a guess and where Nel's head was rubbing. She was rubbing Yoruichi's breast.

"Hi boys." Yoruichi said in her naked hot form.

Nel looked confused at the cat she was petting. She then poked Yoruichi's left breast. "What's this?"

Naruto and Kisuke head butted the roof with the rocket fuel known as blood from their noses. Both of them passed out.

"OH NO NARUTO! ARE YOU ALRIGHT! YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING!" Nel shuck Naruto violently trying to revive him. It wasn't working.

About an hour later in the training field under the shop. Nel was in her old Espada Uniform, some of her memories had returned while doing so light training. But mainly how to fight. Nothing other than that. Naruto thanked whatever god that answered that prays for that.

"Say, Naruto... exactly how strong are you?" Kisuke asked.

"The only way to truly know that is to fight me. But very few people have ever made me fight without holding back almost all of my power. But, I don't mind showing you 4 levels of my power. But I warn you. It could get overwhelming." Naruto looked at him. His eyes telling Kisuke everything.

"I see. But... no guts no glory." Kisuke smiled.

"Nel, Yoruichi. Get off the field. I'm going to release a great amount of power. You don't want to be moving at your speeds when I do."

Nel and Yoruichi had been sparing for over an hour to get Nel back in fighting shape. Nel nodded first and went to Kisuke's side. She had seen him use shikai. But none higher. Yoruichi nodded for her to come back as well.

Naruto was a good ways away in the air. "Now then. Since I know you watch that fight with those soul reapers a while back, I know you've seen me use Kido and the hollows trade mark Cero. Then you saw me draw my black Zanpakuto. Then you say me use what you soul reapers call shikai." Naruto took a breath.

Naruto looked at them in the eyes. "I'll show you a little more of my power now." Naruto drew is blade. "Without my Zanpakuto, l'm using only about 4% of my power. With her, I'm using 10%." Naruto raised his blade. "Now... Devastate and Despair... Forbidden Angel." Naruto unlocked his shikai. The black energy flooded the training ground. "With my shikai, I'm using 20% of my power."

Yoruichi and Kisuke began to wonder. If this was only a 5th of his power, they could safely bet that old man Yamamoto stood no chance against Naruto at full power. Hell, no one could.

"And now... I'll only show you one more power up. As anymore would break though the barrier and bring the Soul Reapers on our heads." Naruto reached up to the top left of his head. And in a vary Vizored like fashion, put on a hollow mask. The mask looked like a fox skull. "This is 45% of my power. In all of my 1000 years of living in Hueco Mundo, no one be it Hollow, Soul Reaper or otherwise, has ever seen past this point of my power. I never use this much because Nel fears it." Naruto took off his mask. Put his sward away and landed near them. Nel hugged him instantly. Crying a bit.

Kisuke and Yoruichi were beyond scared of Naruto now. That was less than half of his power, and it towered over anyone one they know. Only old man Yamamoto could say he could stand up to that and believe himself saying it.

"I'm sorry Nel. I hope you never have to see me wear that mask again." Naruto comforted Nel. Naruto gave Kisuke and Yoruichi a look that said it was a story for another time. "I think that's enough for today Kisuke, hot stuff. Nel and I have a dinner date with Orihime.

"DINNER!" Nel lost her sadness at the sound of Orihime and dinner.

Both Naruto and Nel left Yoruichi and Kisuke to their thoughts. He hoped that they both didn't fear him on the level of not wanting to talk outside of business.

"So... what do you think?" Kisuke asked Yoruichi.

"I think... that was... totally... HOT!" She yelled. "You know me Kisuke. Always a sucker for strong men. That's why I never went out on a date with you."

Kisuke went instant depressed mode. Huddled in a corner with despair marks and ice. "Oh that's cold Yoruichi. Oh how my soul is forever destroyed." He had anime tears.

(With Naruto and Nel at Orihime's place)

Orihime made a very strange dish for dinner, to a normal person. To Naruto and Nel, she was a cooking goddess made flesh. Tatsuki smiled before she left for home. Seeing as Orihime had at least a few others in her life. The night went on and Nel was passed out on the sofa. Orihime yawned and Naruto was tried as well. That is when Naruto notice a picture of a young man on the shelf.

"Orihime... who is that?" Naruto pointed at the picture.

Orihime instantly became sad. Naruto notice this. "I'm sorry Orihime, if you don't want to talk about it I understand."

"No... I guess it's time to talk about it." Naruto saw something that was a crime against nature. He saw Orihime shed a tear.

"Years ago Sora, my brother, and I were in a car accident. He was badly hurt, but he still worried about me over himself. So he carried me on his back." She began to cry even more now. "We made it to a nearby clinic but they couldn't help my brother. They didn't have what my brother needed. I was fine in comparison. But he wasn't. He died just moments before the ambulance came to help him." Orihime began to cry a river. That stopped when Naruto hugged her and Nel hugged her from behind. Nel had woken up during Orihime's story. She too was crying from it.

"Don't worry Orihime... I'll be your brother from now on." Naruto said quietly in her left ear.

"And I'll be your sister from now on." Nel said in her right ear.

Orihime cried again. But she was happy now. She had a family again.

The next morning Naruto talked to the manager about merging the two rooms. He agreed as long as Naruto paid for it and paid him. He agreed. Naruto had so much money not even he knew how much he had. Before he went to sleep Naruto felt a few hollows in the area. But He knew that those souls reapers guys would take care of some low level hollow. Although there was news broadcast about some explosion. Naruto paid no mind to it.

That day at school was just getting to know Ichigo and his friends. He knew Orihime already. Well, as well as one person can know another in such a short amount of time. But He had felt Orihime's pain just from listening to her story. He and Nel took on the role of siblings to her. And as a good big brother and sister they will protect her. As best as they can. But today was enlightening for Naruto. He had felt Ichigo's power. He was unable to control it, like him when he was younger and alive. But was intrigued him more was that he had the power of a soul reaper captain, well, almost. It would take a while and hard training if Ichigo ever became a soul reaper or hollow before he could do that. He put it out of his mind for now. Nel was enjoying her lunch that Orihime made. They had a deal. Orihime would cook and buy the food. Naruto would pay for it. Simple really.

That night Naruto felt a hollow attacking a soul. He would have interfered but he also felt a soul reaper there as well. But he could not just do nothing.

"Sorry girls. I'll be back as soon as I can." Naruto told Nel and Orihime as they were playing a card game that Orihime made up. Something he thought he heard Orihime call Uno Jin. Or something like that.

(With Ichigo fighting his first hollow)

Naruto had just arrived to see Ichigo get his soul reaper powers from Rukia.

"Well... that's interesting." He said to himself.

"You'll pay for hurting my family you hollow scum!" Ichigo said threateningly to the hollow.

A weak no name by Naruto's point of view.

"Feel the wrath of my blade!" Ichigo cut off an arm. It roared in pain. Then he cut off a leg. Again it roared in pain. "Now DIE~~!" Ichigo then cut it from top to bottom. He had killed it.

"Not bad Ichigo... I do not believe in fate or anything like that. This one moment has changed the wheels that turn this world. This one action by that soul reaper..." He looked at Rukia. He didn't know her name or anything. "... has caused a change in this world. Weather it is a good change or a bad change is yet to be seen. Ichigo... I see how Orihime looks at you... I will NOT let you two make the same mistake I did in life. You well change the spirit world Ichigo. I can feel it." Naruto said to himself as he saw Kisuke walk up to Rukia. "Well anyway Ichigo. I hope this works out for you in the end. I wonder... was I meant to be here as well? Was I meant to find Nel, she drag me here... then I in turn meet you down the line?"

Naruto looked at Ichigo one last time before heading back to his place. Ichigo will shape the face of this world. He could feel it.

(END)

TFK: Details will start next chapter as the normal bleach story line has just started. I will update my Yugioh/Naruto cross over next than my Negima after that. Spring break. I hope to get those two up by the end of the week.

Ok, no one needs to worry about Hinata. I know how this story will pan out with few holes in it.

There is a reason she is not on the harem list. If you read till the end you'll find out.