Authors Note: I don't own the fic on here that I referenced, I don't own this show either. I don't even own the glass elevator!
And I don't want to. Because me and my clumsy self will probably break it and die. Speaking of which, I had a bad dream last night.
I died O_O
"No way! I am not doing this!"
"Oh come on Dr. D! It's for the cause!" Phineas told him, they were standing on top of a tall building completely made of glass. Just another function of the dome.
"Yeah Heinz…" Candace snickered "Take one for the team."
Doofenshmirtz glared at her skeptically "You want me to 'take one for the team', by allowing myself to be pushed out of a five story window. Is that what you're trying to tell me?"
The red haired boy nodded, not really seeing the problem "Yeah. I don't see what the big deal is." He shrugged.
"You don't see what the big deal is?!" The scientist looked at the boy like he was utterly insane "YOU WANT ME TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE PUSHED OUT A WINDOW! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE SOMETHING HORRIBLY WRONG WITH THIS?!"
"If you don't stop yelling at my brother, I'll push you myself!" Candace yelled at him and he apologized.
"Look Phineas…" He sighed "I know you kind of have your heart set on destroying this metaphorical wall but…this is insane. I could die. Do you want me to die, Phineas? Huh? Do you?"
"Of course not!" Phineas defended "What on earth would make you think that?"
"Well…you want me to fall off of a building. Call me crazy but that's normally what a murderer wants to do or something I can picture Rodney wanting to do. You're not evil or a killer, are you? Or both?"
"No…"
"Then please don't make me fall off this building."
"Dr. D, you'll be fine! I promise! Look!" The boy held his hand and led him to the edge of the building to peer over "Ferb's down there with a giant inflatable bag." –and sure enough, Ferb was down below jumping on a pump to fill the bag up- "As long as you hit that target down there, you'll be fine." –Ferb painted a red 'X' on the bag and gave a thumbs up. Phineas began walking away from the doctor.
Doofenshmirtz turned around cautiously "…What if I don't hit the X?"
The boy got to the glass elevator and it dinged as it opened, him stepping inside. "Then you're screwed." He shrugged as the transparent doors closed. He and Perry descended down and the platypus looked at him with concern before they both lowered to the next floor. Keep in mind that the entire building was glass and see through so you could see anyone on any floor they're on no matter what.
The scientist called down to them "Who's pushing me again?"
Phineas smirked and pointed behind him. Doof turned around and was met by a smirking red haired teenage girl. Well, if he survived this then he made a mental note to tell Phineas that he had his sister's smirk. He backed away from her as she slowly closed the gap.
Perry bit his index finger, he felt nervous and anxious and dreadful and he thought he was about to puke.
"Perry? Hey boy, are you okay?" Phineas put a hand on his pet's shoulder, concern etched across his face.
The platypus nodded, swallowing what was once in his stomach. He was fine. But Heinz wasn't…
…
"Wait!" Doof flinched, he was crouched into a ball at the edge of the building. Candace stood over him with her foot lifted back, ready to kick him off.
She frowned "What now? I allowed you to roll yourself into a ball to lessen the impact, although I'm not even sure that makes any sense…what could you possibly want now?"
"Please don't make me fall off this building! I read a story once on this site where I fell off of my own building! I died! And you guys didn't have a father anymore!"
Candace put her foot down, looking at him skeptically "But you aren't our father in this fic. You aren't our father in any of NattyMc's fics."
"I know, but it was worth a try wasn't it? Heh? Heh?"
"Not really…" She kicked him and he began plummeting.
…
"Are you sure you're okay?" Phineas asked him, he clicked the emergency stop button after the animal had curled up into a ball on the floor of the transparent glass elevator. "Perry?" His pet didn't respond, it just continued to curl up tighter and shudder almost violently.
Perry opened his eye and jumped up, prying open the elevator doors. He rolled out, making sure to click the emergency stop button before he did.
"Perry!" His owner called as the elevator began moving again, down another floor. The boy called after him but he kept running until he reached a glass wall, slamming himself through it and he too began plummeting.
…
Doofenshmirtz felt the wind rush past him, still curled into a ball and his eyes shut. He tried to find a happy place but that's incredibly hard to do while falling off of a tall building. His hand was grabbed and the wind stopped. Inching one of his eyes open, he found himself staring into two chocolate brown orbs. They looked both relieved and concerned.
The man uncurled his body and heaved a sigh of relief "Perry the Platypus, man am I glad to see you…"
The animal nodded, catching his breath as well. His claws dug into the glass wall, they began slipping. With a horrible screech they began lowering, no matter how hard he dug his nails in. The glass cut and pierced his fingers, making him wince and tears build up in his eyes.
Doof tried to help by digging his own nails into the transparent wall but they just slipped with a squeaky sound. His nails weren't pointy nor hard or strong enough to do anything helpful. They'd start plummeting again once they reached the end of the ledge. They were doomed…
…
Phineas ran out of the building, pushing Ferb out of the way and grabbing the binoculars from his step brother's neck- roughly I might add-. The green haired boy glared up at his brother, dusting himself off and standing up. He made a fist and was just about to bring it to Phineas' face when the red head disappeared in a cloud of smoke, leaving Ferb in the frame by himself.
The optimistic boy walked closer to the building, looking up through the binoculars. He gasped and then started laughing, turning to his still peeved step-brother. "Wow. We had the bag calculated all wrong. They aren't even close to landing safely on the inflatable bag. That would have been really bad. It's a good thing Perry caught him, right Ferb?"
Ferb didn't answer and Isabella nearly yelled "Someone has to do something! They're going to fall!"
Baljeet yelled as well "Something must be done! They are going to fall to their deaths!"
The girl glared at him "Do I even need to be here?"
Ferb motioned for them all to follow him and he grabbed an end of the large bag, struggling to pull it. Isabella called everyone together "Everybody pull! We have to move the bag! Good thinking Ferb!"
Phineas rubbed the back of his head in deep thought while everyone else struggled desperately to move the bag. "Wow." He stated "You think you know yourself, but then you realize that you're the idiot that is most likely to get everyone killed one day. To think I always thought it was Ferb who carried that title…"
Isabella held Ferb back, preventing him from jumping his step-brother.
…
Doofenshmirtz watched as they kept slipping down, his nemesis claws screeching down the glass and bleeding as well. He gulped, saying his decision out loud. "L-let go…"
Perry looked down at him, forgetting the horrible pain in his paw for a moment. Was the man insane? They weren't even over the inflatable bag!
"No I mean…let me go…"
Again the animal looked at him like he was insane.
"Remember that time on that bridge? You let go to save one of us?"
The platypus nodded, dreading to hear the rest. He already knew exactly where the scientist was going with this…but he still didn't want to hear it…
"Yeah. It's like that…"
The agent tightened his grip on the man's hand. There was no way he was letting go!
"Somehow I knew you'd say that…" The doctor replied "And I'm sorry." And then he pinched the animal's hand, loosening the grip completely.
Perry reached out for him, but obviously it was no use. He watched Doofenshmirtz fall.
A/N: Haha! A little 'The Meeting', in your face there! x) This is officially back!
Once again, Natty is out. Can I say peace?