Final Fantasy VII: Ichi Ni San Shi
The morning sun rose over the world of Gaia. A new day was about to begin over the seemingly peaceful planet.
"…LOOK OUT!"
That silence ended abruptly as Cid's airship: the Highwind, roars uncontrollably across the sky, zigzagging left and right, up and down as if someone drunk was piloting the massive aircraft.
In fact…someone was.
Cait Sith was at the wheel of the ship, the drunken cat clutching it tightly as it span around in multiple directions. Cid stood in front of the wheel, trying to catch the mischievous cat and yank him away from it before they crashed into something.
"Godammit! Who let this damn cat get a hold of my beer?! And how the hell can this thing get intoxicated anyways?!" Cid yells to Cloud, Barret, and Yuffie behind him who stood there and watched in amusement.
The Highwind continued its zany trek across the airspace all throughout the morning.
Eventually, the Highwind had collided into the side of Cosmo Canyon due to Cait Sith's drunken antics while flying the ship earlier. Cloud, Barret, Yuffie, and Cid all stare at the smoldering wreckage that was once Cid's most treasured possession.
"Um..heheheh…sorry?" Cait Sith says to Cid with a cheesy smile.
Cid's friends had to immediately stop him from strangling Cait Sith after that remark.
"Now what the %&#$ do we do?! My beautiful airship is beyond repair!" Cid says in frustration, on the verge of tears.
"We could always ask around the people of Cosmo Canyon, maybe they have a method of transportation we could use to get back home," Yuffie suggests.
"Goddamn, hate to say it but she's right, I ain't stayin' out here in the middle of nowhere," Barret responds. "What say you, Cloud?"
Cloud merely shrugs his shoulders as if to agree with him.
"It's settled, let's go," Cid says, hesitantly turning to leave his wrecked airship behind.
Inside Cosmo Canyon, Cid and his party were meeting with a vehicle rental agency. At the front counter, Cid waits around until a representative finally sees them.
"How can I help you sir?" the man says to Cid.
"I need to rent a van for me and my gang over here," Cid says to the man, puffing on a cigarette as he spoke.
"Uh, sir…first off all, no smoking in my office…" the rep says, taking Cid's cigarette and plucking it out the window behind him.
"WHY THE $%# DID YOU DO THAT?!" Cid yells angrily at him.
"Company policy sir. Second, our vehicles will cost you around 80,000 gil a day," the rep continues.
"HOLY MOTHER-$#^%! WHY THE HELL SO EXPENSIVE?!" Cid shouts in disbelief.
"Well, nobody drives anymore these days. Airships are the hottest thing. What, you don't have one?" the rep asks Cid smugly.
Cid was turning beet red ready to punch out the man out of anger, but his party members jumped in to restrain him.
"Um…you must excuse our friend here…he's got…anger issues…" Cait Sith says, hopping up onto the counter. "We'll uh…take whatever you got!"
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