Chapter 3 baby oh yeah! I decided to take this short A/N to clear a few things up. One, Max, my seem… odd… but she's not you just have to wait and see what happens. Two there ages are so far apart because it has something to do with Fang… do you not see how he is so obsessed with age? It's not just there for my health. Anyway here is the next chapter!

Fang POV (duh):

Ugh fuck my head, too much alcohol. I thought as I slowly sat up in my bed.

"Ohhh sssshhhhiiitt Nudge," I heard Iggy groan from his room followed by Nudge's muffled giggle.

After we got back from the club last night… or early this morning… Nudge and Iggy practically jumped on each other and dove into his room.

Those two have been at it since! Thankfully I was so drunk I passed out and didn't hear much of their activities.

I groaned (not from pleasure but pain) and got up walking to the bathroom, I seriously gotta wazz. After that I hoped my funky ass in the shower, it was at that moment when I realized something… I don't have to do shit today! Oh yeah internal happy dance!

Yes internal I would lose thousands of man points if I really did that. And I'm in the shower I don't want to slip and break my goddamn neck over a happy dance! How would I explain that to people?

'Oh, um, yeah I was celebrating in the shower and slipped and cracked my head against the wall.' Iggy would never let me live that down!

Anyway back to my day off from everything, I don't have to work, I don't have to take care of the girls, and I don't have to deal with Iggy because he has Nudge to keep him busy!

I'm a free man! I can do whatever the hell I want! ... What the hell do I want? I could wash some clothes, my car, clean my already spotless room…. damn I have no life.

I got out the shower and brushed my teeth getting ready for my sad miserable day. I threw on a pair of black sweats and a black wife beater, perfect for my day of doing chores.

I could still hear Nudge and Iggy going at it like rabbits. Must be nice to actually enjoy sex, I just do it to get paid now.

Walking to the kitchen I take a quick glance at the clock on the wall. Man it's 1:38… that's pm… damn this is why I don't drink… much. The whole damn day is gone! Fuck!

I went to the fridge and found… nothing. Iggy is too busy to cook. Great. I slammed the fridge shut sighing. Now what?

There isn't anything on TV, it's Saturday, and I'm hungry. Guess I could go to blockbuster pick up a few movies. And then go get take out or something. This is the glamorous life of a porn star people. Amazing right? No? Ok.

I walked back to my room to put on a t-shirt and some shoes. I never leave the house in wife beaters anymore after an incident with an old lady and her granddaughter. I'll let your weird perverted minds play with that.

I slid on a black (duh) t-shirt that said 'Aw Yeah Wake Up Yeah!' in red, (Ella got it for me because she knows I hate Jersey Shore. Yet I love this shirt… AW YEAH WAKE UP YEAH!) and black chucks. Nice, porn star after hours (this is where the magic fades).

I grabbed my keys and wallet heading out the door locking the many locks. Don't want anyone coming in to rob the place. Iggy would be no help (even if he wasn't busy).

I drove to the blockbuster on La Brea Ave. I use to hate this one because all the employees were rude and never checked the drop box so I would get slammed with a ton of late fees and the manager was no help at all. A complete dick really. Until finally they went under new management and fired all the people replacing them with nicer more mature and professional staff.

I got out my car (locking that too) and walked inside the store. The cool air smacking my face felt so nice compared to the summer heat outside. No one was in here… now to you that may not seem odd but in L.A. that is never a good sign.

Lord please not today, I was supposed to have a nice carefree day! Not now please!

I walked around the store cautiously. Something was going to happen I could feel it, something that was going to fuck my whole day up.

I walked around picking up movies like Taken 2, Argo, and Paranormal Activity 4, you get the idea. Then I pasted the Adult section.

I wonder if that movie I did last month is out.

I don't know what made me do it but in the next second I was looking through all the filthy, disgusting, porn trying to find my movie.

"No, no, no, no-wait… yup," I picked it up and looked it over. Yup it was me alright 'Ashley Long and The Dark night in "My best friend's wife," '

Gag! Ugh spare me-

"In to porn?"

I almost jumped about a foot in the air at the sudden voice behind me. Turning around (while hiding the movie safely behind my back) I saw that the voice was none other than Max.

"No I'm looking for Iggy." Oh he's going to kill me for that one.

She smirked turning away from me to look through the selves. "Isn't it weird getting porn for your friend?"

I toke this moment to put the movie behind 3 or five movies, safely hidden. "Well he's a little busy with Nudge so I figured I get it for him." Nice Fang really.

She raised an eyebrow still not looking at me. "Why would he need porn when he has a girlfriend?"

God she asks a lot of questions. "You would have to ask him." I replied watching as she stretched up to put a movie on a high self causing her shirt to ride up a little.

It was then that I noticed what she was wearing, a dark blue collar shirt with khaki pants and gray chucks. Her shiny, silky smooth hair pulled back in a neat pony tail, so much different from the girl I met last night.

"What are you doing here anyway, day off or something?" She asked moving on to the next row.

"Um, yeah something like that. What about you? Shouldn't you be enjoying your summer, or celebrating finally being done with high school?"

She smiled finally meeting my eyes. "Not when you have to work."

"Where do you work?"

She looked at me like I was the stupid person on the plant and slowly turned around in a circle. "Hello… here did you not notice the outfit? Trust me I'm not wearing it for my health." She rolled her eyes at me continuing to put movies away.

Ok so maybe they didn't hire nicer and mature and professional people.

Her words finally connected to my brain. Shit she works here! She might see my movie!

"Oh cool," Breathe Fang don't panic nothing to worry about relax.

"How long have you worked here?"

"About a year now," She said walking over to the front desk.

"You done, can I check you out?"

My cheeks flushed.

"I meant the movies stupid." She smiled.

"Right yeah no I understood," Great an 18 year old is making me act like a complete idiot.

"So after you pushed me in that cab and made me go home, I had to pay that guy 40 bucks." She said so casually you wouldn't think anything of it but her grin said it all.

"So you owe me 40 bucks."

"Do not." I am not giving this chick 40 bucks.

"Yeah you do because I didn't want to go home, you made me."

"You shouldn't have been there in the first place!" I whispered yelled not wanting to get her fired but still get my damn point across.

"Oh but Nudge was allowed to stay?!"

"She had Iggy to watch over her!"

"So why couldn't you watch over me, you seemed more than happy to when you thought I was 21?!"

"I, uh, well," Damn she got me.

"Unhuh that's what I thought." She said putting the movies in a bag.

I handed her the money and she gave me my change.

"Max," I sighed. "What time you get off?"

"2:30 why?"

"You had lunch yet?"

She smirked raising an eyebrow. Fuck she is so cute. "Is this your way of asking me out?"

"No! I am not asking you out I just want to make it up to you for making you leave the club."

"…By asking me out."

"Goddamn it no Max I am not asking you out!" She's 18 can't date an 18 year old Fang.

"Fine but I pick the place we eat." She smiled leaning against the desk giving me a nice little peek down her shirt. Oh god.

"Fine I'm going to wait in the car." I called over my shoulder heading out the door.

"You better not leave!"

"I won't because then I'll owe you 80 bucks!" I could feel her eyes on me as I walked out the store.

I smirked. She so wants me.

And boy do I want her.

No bad Fang she's 18!

That's it for now just a quick chapter to give you a little taste of what's to come as always R&R!