I'm bbbbaaaaaccccckkkk! I know it's very exciting calm down! So I know it's been awhile and I am deeply sorry! School is coming to a close for me I get on the 24th of May so they are working us to death! Don't know when I'll be able to update again but I hope you like this chapter!

Fang POV (ok seriously who the fuck else would it be?!)

Soooooo…. Ok I'm just gonna tell you guys what happened before I get into what is going on now. Because if I don't none of it will make sense!

So you all know that Max and I drove back to my apartment to get Iggy and Nudge and drag their horny asses to the carnival right? Right ok good, so we made it there and I pulled out air freshener, disinfectant soap, mask, gloves, and safety goggles. Max was cracking jokes the whole time but I ignored her. She doesn't understand what I have gone through and seen and smelled dealing with those two.

So we slowly and cautiously walked up the stairs to my apartment Max decided to be dramatic and go up there GI Joe style, rolling around on the floor and ducking and hiding behind things, while I walked like a normal fucking person! We got to the door and I unlocked the many locks but before I could open the door Max decides to fucking SWAT team my door and kicked it in!

I didn't even notice she had scared the hell out of Iggy and Nudge. No I was more focused on my goddamn door now lying on the floor! I stared at her upside her head like no this bitch did not just kick in my fucking door! I finally focused on what was happening again and registered that Nudge and Max were having an argument while Iggy was yelling at me about bursting in here and making him shit his pants.

So now that, that is over it makes sense as to why Iggy is taking a shower, Max and Nudge are cleaning and disinfecting the whole apartment and why I am angrily fixing the door while shooting Max glares every once in a while.

Max sighed wiping down the coffee table. "Fang I said I was sorry stop burning holes into my skull."

I glared again. "Sorry doesn't fix my goddamn door."

She rolled her eyes. "You're fixing it aren't you."

"Ugh!" I screamed in frustration as I dropped another nail. "Yeah but I shouldn't be doing it at all!"

"Will you two stop fighting you sound like and old married couple. I mean seriously, just apologize, both of you-"

"What the hell should I be sorry about?!" I hissed stopping Nudge's hour long rant.

"Because you let Max's crazy ass come over in the first place! Max you shouldn't have kicked the door down that was very rude! God you act like you have no home training! Your mother would be so disappointed and embarrassed! You don't Kong Fu kick the door down to the man you like's apartment! That is so not going to make him like you! He will never ask you out now and you guys will never get married and I won't be a god mother! How dare you take my unborn god child away from me?! The nerve of-"

Max stuffed the rag she was using to clean of the table down Nudge's throat. "Shut up Nudge we will still have your god child and live happily ever after."

Max winked at me while I rolled my eyes. I love how my future is being decided by two 18 year olds.

Finally Iggy decided to grace us with his present dressed in light gray skinny jeans, a dark blue V neck and dark blue Jordan's.

"Ok so who's ready to go to the carnival?!" Iggy squealed and jumped up and down. No don't wipe your eyes you read that right. I question Iggy's sexuality too but I gave up it makes my head hurt.

"I am! But first Fang, you need to change! I can't believe you went out in sweat pants today! You are so lucky I didn't see you this morning or I would have-"

I blocked out Nudge's rant about my chose in clothing and tested the door to see if it was good. Perfect! Yeah I'm good with my hands I know. I walked to my room still ignoring Nudge.

"If you ever go out like that again-" And slammed the door cutting off her threat.

I went to my closet and pulled out black skinny jeans and a white belt. No need to change my shirt and sneakers. After I put them on I walked back out closing my door behind me.

"Much better now was that so hard? You could have done that this morning!" Finally she shut up!

I rolled my eyes and headed to the door. "Who's getting shot gun?"

I heard feet running towards me but thought nothing of it… big mistake. I suddenly felt weight on my back as legs and arms wrapped around me.

"Wah!" I shouted in surprise. I almost shit myself but I'm not a pussy like Iggy so I held it in like a man.

"On ward horsy! " Max screamed, of course.

"Max get off of me!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

I sighed there is no way I'm gonna win this. So I picked up what was left of my dignity and manhood and gave Max a piggy back ride to the car. Oh the joys of having her in my life…. I have yet to see them.

So after much arguing hitting and crying we made it to the carnival. Nudge was crying because Max and I were arguing in the front and Max got so mad she grabbed the steering wheel and swerved us on the road into oncoming traffic! I got us off the wrong side of the road and back to our respectful side with difficulty. Max is stronger than she looks. Cars honked and people expressed their feelings in not so friendly words.

I had to pull hard on the wheel which caused Nudge and Max to bang their heads hard on the windows next to them. Nudge cried while Max hit and cursed at me. Oh and Iggy joined in with Max saying I was a dick for hurting his girlfriend! No one takes in account that I just saved our fucking lives!

So now everyone is mad at me which means I have to pay for everyone's ticket. And Max demanded that I pay for her food and win her a stuffed animal (preferably a bird or funky looking thing that is more than likely and alien. Oh joy.

"Fang!" Excuse me for a moment my master is calling me.

Ok just a little something so you can't say I didn't update R&R!