Hey peoples, so I'm a little disappointed I didn't many reviews for that last chapter and…. Well I'm sad. No easier way to say it I'm a little upset. So please review guys tell me what you think if you like tell me if you think it's stupid and I should kill myself TELL ME! I'd rather have negative reviews than nothing at all! It's a short process to click the button and then write a review. Unless you're one of those people that writes full out essays.

(Seriously I'm tired of saying you guess whose point of view it is!)

"Fang come on!"

God I feel like I'm with Angel. "Max, I refuse to run to that long ass line for the Ferris wheel."

She pouted, "But why?" Well for starters…

"Because I'm a grown ass man not a 6 year old," See told you I feel like I'm with Angel.

"Ferris wheels are for everyone not just kids, Fang." I've never wanted to strangle someone so badly in my entire life! ... Well maybe Iggy that one time when he ate my last piece of fudge. That was almost a fight but Ella went out and got me some more. Hey don't roll your eyes at me you don't mess with a man's fudge!

I sighed, "If I go on this with you then you have to go on the Black hole with me."

Max smirked next to me licking her ice cream she ordered I buy for her. "Do you really trust me in a dark area with you?"

I pause, Lord please don't let me get raped by an 18 year old girl because I'm more than positive she will tell Iggy and Iggy will call me a bitch for the rest of my life. Lord you don't want that for me right? You know my life is already hard enough right have some mercy on me I promise I'll go to church more just please don't let this girl that away what is left of my dignity that she is slowly sucking out of me.

"To a certain extent,"

She rolled her eyes and captured my hand in hers still licking her ice cream. Oh no don't awwwww it was to pull me behind her towards the damn Ferris wheel like a dog. No trust me there was no cute moment when I felt electricity run up my arm or she shyly blushed no it pure slave and master acts.

Finally we made it to that cursit contraption and were seated immediately. "See I told you we didn't need to run."

"Shut up," Max hissed as she elbowed me in the gut.

"I'm just saying being patient pays off." No I wasn't hunched over or gasping for breath, I'm starting to build up immunity to Max's hits and kicks.

Which is sad since I only met her yesterday! She hits me way to much!

"Well I'm not a patient person,"

"I can see that," I muttered leaning on the side of the cart as it slowly started to move.

"Fang after we go on the black hole I want one of those stuffed animals."

I sighed sitting back, "From which game?"

"The baseball one,"

"You mean that game where I have to knock bottles down with baseballs?"

"Well if you know why did you ask?"

I gritted my teeth; I swear this girl is making my hair fall out. A week with her and I'll be bald!

"Fang relax your face before that vain in your forehead shoots out."

I slowly turned to look at her. She was just happily licking her ice cream amusement and satisfaction clear in her eyes. She was enjoying getting on my damn nerves.

I watched as a drop of her cookie dough ice cream fell on her bottom lip, she didn't seem to realize it. So I did something that I will more than likely regret later but damn sure felt good. I well wiped it off… but I put too much force in it and I kind of just pimped slapped her.

Oh wait did you think I kissed it off her or licked it up HA! No she just got a nice sized hand print across her face.

"What the hell Fang!" She roared dropping her ice cream so if fell on some unsuspecting by standard.

It toke everything in me to not laugh at her red furious face and even redder hand print adoring it. "I'm sorry I was just trying to wipe some ice cream off your lip but it turned in to a slap I'm sorry!" God I could feel myself smiling.

"So you use your entire hand?! No you use your finger you idiot! God you just slapped me when we get down you are so winning me every stuffed animal at that game!"

There was more yelling and threats than that but I blocked it out. I knew I was going to regret that.

"Max can I please stop now, my arm is about to fall off?"

"No! I still want that monkey."

I sighed, "After I win you the monkey can I stop?"

"Yes I'm starting to get hungry." I never thought I'd be thankful that Max eats like 6 linebackers.

"You're a good boyfriend," The man at the booth whispered to me as he handed me three more baseballs.

"That's the thing," I muttered throwing the first one and knocking down the first two bottles, "she's not my girlfriend."

The man chuckled, "Well you must like her I don't know any man that would put up with all of this for a girl they are not interested in."

I almost threw this ball in his damn face. "She's too young for me,"

"You don't look much older than her,"

I threw the ball missing the last damn bottle, great of I don't make this with the last ball I give up another 5 bucks!

"I guess you don't want to stop huh?" Max called from the table she was sitting at with her many stuffed animals.

I growled under my breath, "She's 18 I'm 23,"

The man rolled his eyes, "That's not bad my wife is 24 and I'm 39." I met her when she was just old enough to drink trust me age does not matter as long as you two love each other."

I almost threw up at his statement, "Yeah I'll keep that in mind while she's dragging me around like a rag doll." I muttered throwing the last ball. Success!

"Yes I'm done the monkey please hurry before she sees something else she wants!"

He chuckled handing me the oversized blue monkey, "Have nice night you two," He waved.

"Yeah, you too bye!" I grabbed Max's hand picking up most of her stuffed animals and dragged her to the nearest food booth.

"Give me my monkey!" She ordered holding on to the unicorn, Spiderman, and dog I had won her.

"Here take it let's get something to eat and then find Nudge and Iggy so we can get out of here."

"But's not even 10 yet!"

"Well I have stuff to do tomorrow," We got to a booth that sold sandwiches and stepped in line.

"Like what?" She questioned wrapping her pinky around mine because her and my hands are full of stuffed animals.

"I got a doctor's appointment early in the morning." Which isn't a lie I get a checkup once every month, being a porn star is very risky which has made me the most paranoid person ever about health.

I'm not kidding I once ran to my doctor's office (literally ran he's a good ten miles from my apartment) because after I took a shower I felt a burning sensation in the tip of my dick. I got there and made him do every test known to man! The results came back negative for everything and he looked at me like I was the dumbest person alive. He told me 'there's a little bit of soap at the edge of your tip idiot'. Don't laugh I was terrified! I thought I had caught something, I thought I was gonna die or have to get me dick cut off! Once you cut a man's penis off there is no reason to live!

"Well what are you doing later? Nudge is trying to get all of us to go to the movies to see Scary movie 5."

"I got to pick up my sisters around 11am so if we go to a movie it has to be a kid's movie."

Finally we got to the front of the line. "Hey what can I get you two?" The girl said all happily.

"Max what do you want?" I asked pulling out my wallet.

"Two BLT"s and two cokes." She said to the girl.

I rolled my eyes. "Why did you order for me?"

"Because I know we eat the same stuff so mind as well get it together."

I sighed she's right as always. "Ok will that be all for you?"

"Yeah that's it,"

"Alright your total is $13.23."

I handed her a 20 and she gave me change.

"If you could just have a seat at one of those tables we'll bring your food right out to you."

"Thanks," Max said pulling me still by the pinky to an empty table with 4 chairs.

"Max, Fang?" We turned to see Iggy carrying a try of wings and nachos and Nudge carrying a big pink bear.

"Hey I was just about to call you guys." I said sitting the stuffed animals I had in my arms next to me on the ground.

"Dude where did you get all those?" Iggy asked plopping down next to me.

"Max made me win them for her,"

She shot me a glare as Nudge sat next to her. "I didn't make you, you could of stopped whenever you wanted!"

"That is a lie you kept saying you wanted stuff!"

Max smiled the same time Nudge did while Iggy just snickered. Am I missing something?

"Yeah but you could have said no, but instead you kept saying ok. You gave me every stuffed animal I wanted."

Shit that man was right I do like her.

R&R!