This is War

Emmett Pov!

I hurried up the stairs and slowly started thinking of various plans to make Tanya regret coming here!

I needed to do this so Bella wouldn't tell on me...

I couldn't make it if Rosie-Posie made me sleep on the couch again.

I needed her like I needed my bears.

"Where are you going, Emmett?" Edward asked walking down the stairs narrowing his eyes in suspicion.

"Um..." I started as I thought of my Rosie naked. That should keep him out of my mind.

Edward closed his eyes and groaned. "Emmett!"

"That should teach you to stay out of my mind." I grinned at him as I ascended the stairs.

"What are you planning?" Edward asked.

"That for me to know and for you to wonder." I answered.

"Emmett!"

I shrugged as I entered my room and closed the door behind me.

I walked to my separate closet and opened up my secret door.

Yes!

Tanya wouldn't know what hit her!


Hey! It's me! I'm alive!

I finally managed to update although short! Sorry for that!

Any ideas on some good pranks for Tanya? Write them to me!