Yay another update aren't you so happy? Yeah I didn't think so… anyway yeah so like I said before sorry for the lack of updates school is really killing me right now along with other obligations I have so I apologize if I can't update frequently. And I really appreciate all the reviews that's what makes me want to write more. Don't hold back let me know what you think! Trust me nothing hurts my feelings anymore I have 5 older brothers. Anyway on with the chapter!

(So not happening, just read and you'll and figure it out!)

You know what's funny? Not like hahahaha funny but just… odd? I actually hate the doctors. No seriously, in my younger days all they did was told me bad news with little to no emotion. When I was ten and fell out of my tree 'Sorry but you broke your arm, no baseball for you!' When I was 15 and our grand piano fell on my foot 'Well you shattered ever bone in your foot son, you'll be on bed rest for about 3 months' that was during the school year! When the whole family went to visit mom in the hospital 'Oh um, before you go in there I'm sorry to say that Amy has died. We called it earlier this morning.' And after hours of waiting to hear how dad was doing, 'We tried the best we could but couldn't save him'.

I never had one happy experience with a doctor… until now. Every time Dr. Gunther- Hagen comes back with my test results and he says with a clearly annoyed face (he hates me, because I go to him for every little thing) that I'm 100% clean, I almost want to kiss the man. I know it's very odd for me to say that but it's true! That man holds my fate in his hands every time he walks in with that blue folder. I make Iggy go with me every time for "moral support" although he really doesn't do shit except drive us there and back. He always says 'Maybe if you do catch something you'll luck out and just have chlamydia.' I really hate that asshole.

So just like I do at 6:30am on the 17th of every month (the year I was 17 was the last good year I had in my life so it's kind of like a lucky number) I went into Iggy's room, flipped on the lights, and flipped his mattress over with him still laying on it snoring.

"OW, FUCK! I hate when you do that man, I just banged my goddamn head on the floor! It's too early for this shit!"

I rolled my eyes watching as he tried to roll out from under his mattress. "If you would set your alarm like I keep telling you I wouldn't have to do this."

He got up glaring at me, "Why can't you nicely tap me or something?"

"Because that doesn't work for you and drool and fart in your sleep I'm not getting close to that." I walked out of his room before he could object like he always does and then I would have to show him the video that I took of him doing exactly what the fuck I just said and blah blah blah. We go through this every time.

I showered, brushed my teeth, and dressed then sat in the living room waiting for Iggy's slow ass.

"Can we stop and get something to eat on the way?" He called from his room.

"Yes dear just hurry up!" I hate waiting for him to get dressed. He's just like Nudge with the clothes and style it's so irritating.

"Ok honey!"

I growled as he skipped out smiling all bright and happy. "What happened to your bitchy mood about being awoken so early in the morning?"

"Unlike you I'm a morning person," He explained grabbing his keys off the hook as we walked to the door.

"But I'm not a Fang waking me up by rudely flipping my damn mattress over person."

I shrugged, "You're alright aren't you?"

He sighed, "That's not the point the point is you can't just go around flipping peoples mattresses over-"

"But you're alright aren't you?"

He sighed again knowing he wasn't gonna when this one.

We got to the car and Iggy hopped in while I tried to open my door. It was locked.

"Ig open the door," he clicked the button and then clicked it again as I lifted the handle.

"Ig you can't click the button the same time I go to open the door!"

He clicked it again and we did the same thing as before!

"Ig!"

"Just wait!"

"We are going to be late!"

He clicked it again and we did the same goddamn thing!

"Iggy I swear-"

"Wait a minute!"

After about 5 minutes of that Iggy just reached over and unlocked the door.

"Why didn't you do that before?!"

He grinned cheekily at me, "But you're alright aren't you?"

That son of a bitch!

Finally we made it to the doctor's office in almost one piece; Iggy can't drive on the freeway worth a damn. I was sent in instantly, Ig trailing behind with his McDonalds bag full of food. The nurse, Bridget, came in and flirted with me like always while also taking my weight and pressure that was higher than normal thanks to Iggy (and Max too), and asking routine questions.

"So Fang, how have you been feeling?" She asked.

"Tired, stressed, angry, hungry… the usual,"

"Of course," She giggled writing something down.

"And have you felt anything strange like itching, irritation-"

"Oh yeah he has!" Iggy cried licking his fingers.

"Remember like two days ago you said me calling you Fangy made you itch?!" He was jumping up and down so much I thought he might fall out of the little plastic chair.

I sighed rubbing my temples; I can feel my blood pressure going up even more.

I looked at Bridget, "The only thing that irritates me is him."

"Hey!"

She giggled getting up, "Well that's actually a good thing," she walked over to a cabinet, opened it and came back with a little cup.

"I need you to pee in this cup and then well start with the other test." She handed me the cup making sure to hold my hand for a second longer than necessary. She's so professional is she not?

I nodded and headed to the bathroom, making sure she wasn't following me like last time. After I got a decent amount of piss in there I gave her the cup and she smiled winking at me as she left.

"Dude when are you gonna hit that?" Iggy asked sucking down his smoothie.

"Never,"

"Why not she's hot?"

"Yeah and a slut,"

He bit in to his bacon egg and cheese sandwich, "Makes you say that?"

"She's impressed at the fact that I'm a porn star. No real woman would find that attractive."

"A girl that's never been fucked right might."

I sighed then Iggy started laughing. "That would be the ultimate slap in the face if all your life you were a porn star and then the minute you fuck a nurse you catch something! The person you would think would be the cleanest besides a nun HA!"

I rolled my eyes why do keep bringing this dumbass?

Then in walked this dickhead, yes Dr. Gunther- Hagen, he came in his stupid lab coat, glasses falling off the tip of his nose as he buried his face in clipboard. As soon as he looked up and saw me he sighed annoyed, told you he hates me. Well to be honest I'm not so sure I'm going to heaven so I hate his ass too! As long he keeps coming back with clean results I won't have to hit him.

"It's the 17th already, I swear you were just here?!" He said plopping down in his chair.

"I see you more than my cancer patients-" He was interrupted by Iggy and his damn smoothie as he tried to get his money's worth through the straw.

"And why do you keep bring him?" He asked indicating with his thumb that he meant Iggy over there choking down his breakfast burrito.

"For moral support," He answered around his mouth full of food.

I nodded inwardly laughing at Dr. Gunther- Hagen's irritated face.

He sighed putting down the clipboard and pulling on some gloves, "Let's just get this over with,"

An hour later we were out of there and I was sore just like always. He stabbed me with stuff, poked me, stuck stuff up my ass, toke samples of my sperm, and a whole bunch of other stuff happened too. I feel like I was just raped, I won't get the test results until three weeks from now so I have to wait in agonizing suspense as to if I'm ok or not while Iggy cracks jokes.

But thankfully it's time to get the girls, my girls. I missed them its odd not having them around the apartment. Usually I would say quiet but now that Max is around it's louder than ever. Iggy can clearly see my excitement in getting them back doesn't say anything he knows I love them with everything in my body just like he does. I told you we're like a family I'm the dad and Iggy is like the drunken uncle you don't trust to watch your kids alone.

First stop was Angel's sleepover; I was very hesitant to let her go to this one because for some odd reason it was a boy girl sleepover. And she said her best friend was going to be there and he's a boy so that plus the sharing of blankets and stuff equaled NO in my book. But Ella and Iggy talked me into letting her go. She was so happy when I finally said yes, I love making my baby happy but I wasn't ready for this.

Her first boy girl sleepover, she's only six! I'm not ready for her to grow up yet, I still remember holding her when she was one! I know I sound like a mother but hey I really do feel like a parent.

I got out and almost ran to the door banging on it. A lady answered, "Oh hello you're Angel's brother right?"

"Yes, ma'am,"

She smiled turning around, "Angel you're brothers here get your stuff."

I heard from somewhere in the house with a bunch of screaming kids Angel's little voice, "Ok!"

The lady turned back to me, "She was great, a very well mannered girl."

"Yeah she lives up to her name," I grinned. If only this lady knew the kind of hell Angel could cause.

Suddenly my legs were attacked by a small little bundle of curly blonde hair, "Fang!" Angel cried smiling up at me.

I smiled back lifting her up in my arms to hug her, "Hey munchkin, how was the sleepover did you have fun?" I toke her over stuffed backpack and flung it over my shoulder.

"It was so much fun! Oh I want you to meet Gazzy my best friend, remember I told you about him?"

A little boy who looked like he could be Angel's twin walked out of the door shyly. I almost wanted to glare at him and tell him to stay away from my baby but he's just a kid! I can't scare him half to death and then the lady will get mad at me and Angel will never be allowed back over here and hate me. So instead I smiled down at him.

"Hey little man I'm Fang, Angel's big brother."

"Hi I'm Gazzy,"

Angel wiggled out of my arms and walked over to him grabbing his hand and pulling him over to me. "Don't be shy Gazzy he won't hurt you." Don't bet on it kid.

I crouched down to their level, "Angel told me you're her best friend,"

He nodded. "Well if it's ok with your parents we can schedule a play date sometime ,"

He smiled and nodded at me as I ruffled his hair, cute kid just a little shy. "Come on Ang."

"Bye Gazzy!" She called waving running to catch up to me.

"Iggy!" She cried as she hopped in the car while I buckled her up.

"Hey kiddo I missed you! You followed the set of rules I gave you right?"

"What rules?" I questioned sliding in to my seat.

"No staying up past 9, no letting them touch my behind, no kissing in the dark, no letting them touch my behind!" Angel sang.

I looked over at Iggy; he winked at me and started up the car driving off. Yeah that's drunk uncle Iggy for you.

Last stop was Ella's friend's house. It wasn't much of an argument to let Ella go to her sleep over, she older but I had to yell at her about sneaking boys in late at night. She refuses to believe that I use to be a teenager at some point. I know she's into boys I'm not in denial, she hates when we talk about it but I just want her to be aware of how stupid and cruel guys can be. She's never had boyfriend (not to my knowledge at least) so when she does get one I don't want her to fall all head over heels in love. Truth be told she can't even spell love yet! But I remember that first love, its new exciting, hormonal, and fast. I'm not ready for that yet, but I know it's only a matter of time. Summer just started and she 16 it will happen. I don't know I'll do when she has her first heartbreak, I might just get arrested for attempted murder.

Ella, she's grown so much in a very short amount of time. I remember when she was scared of the dark and would come sleep in my bed and make me read to her. Or when every day after she came home from school she would run into my arms acting as if she hadn't seen me in years! Now I'm lucky if I get a hello from her. She can be home for hours and I wouldn't even know it unless she made some sort of noise. Even now picking her up from places she makes me stay in the car and just blow the horn because "it's uncool for me to come to the door". She's so focused on fashion, boys, and being cool she basically pushes me away. And it hurts but I expected it she's a teenager now not my little anymore. She's a young woman.

Iggy pulled up and blew the horn a minute later out came Ella with her bag. Iggy popped the trunk and she put her bag in it then closed it getting in the car with her face buried in her phone.

"Hey El," I said trying to get something anything from her.

"Hey," She grunted not looking up just focusing on her phone.

I sighed; Iggy gave me an understanding look and drove again.

My girls.

So this chapter was really just to show how Fang's relationship with Ella and Angel is and how much he cares for them how you enjoyed next chapter will be better and more fun! R&R!