Chapter 4
Interviewing Sid.
"Welcome Sid the sloth everyone!" I say. Everyone clapped and cheered and wolf whistled as Sid smiled brightly.
"Pleasure to meet you Cookie M 2012!" Said Sid, shaking my hand.
"Just called me Cookie Sid." I say.
"OK!" Said Sid excitedly.
"So now we're moving onto the questions, any of the questions you don't wanna answer, just say 'pass' Ok?" I asked.
"Roger that," Said Sid, saluting me as if I was a leader. Everyone laughed at his action. I smile as I look at the first question.
So question 1, 2 and 3 is from Shiego627," I begin, " the first question she has asked you is; 'Sid do you remember your ex-girlfriend Sylvia and how did she fall in love with you?'"
Sid just sat there, his mouth open slightly and didn't respond for a few seconds.
"Eh..." He started. We all waited to see if he would answer the question.
"You wanna pass?" I ask.
"Yeah, I have a memory like a goldfish when it comes to ex-girlfriends," He replied.
"Ok question 2; Sid what was your reaction when you met Shira and if your Diego what will your reaction be?" I ask.
"Oh I can answer that!" Said Sid happily. "I saw Shira as a strong, and pretty scary at first. But she's sweet. And I'm guessing that if I was Diego my reaction would be something a little like this."
He stood up and suddenly his jaw dropped, impersonating Diego.
"Holy Mama she is good lookin!"
Everyone collapsed with laughter. I smiled at this too.
"OK Shiego's last question; 'Sid do you know my characters Unika, Sarah and Hedwig?'
"Ah," said Sid. "Unika, Sarah, and Hedwig! The sweetest girls I've ever met!"
I nodded.
"Alright, now here's a question from someone called Anonymous, this person asks; 'Can you be smarter then you are now if you tried? If so...'" I suddenly stopped reading, started to laugh and cover my eyes with my hands.
"What is it?" He asked me nervously.
"The last part says," I said, trying not to laugh again, "If so, sing the Element song!"
Everyone laughed alongside me as Sid just looked at me calmly.
"The Element song? No problem!"
Sid:
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium.
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium
And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium, Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
There's sulphur, californium and fermium, berkelium
And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, Tungsten, tin and sodium.
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard, And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.
Everyone was staring at Sid, who sat there taking deep breaths. But when I started laughing, I couldn't stop and fell out of my seat, rolling about the floor, everyone was laughing. Sid laughed too.
"Woah!" I said, trying to breath properly as I sat down again. "That was... woah!"
Sid smiled sheepishly.
"I can do that, but I bet you don't know what 2+2 is!"
"Eh... fish?" I say, smirking at Sid.
"No! Stop playing mind games on me!" Said Sid.
"OK..." I say awkwardly. "The next question is from wolflover12345. He asks; 'Sid, what was Christmas like for you with your family?'"
"Well Manny makes it real special and-"
"I think he meant your old family..." I said nervously.
"Oh well... it's been so long... I can't even remember..." Said Sid sadly.
"Aw..." said the audience.
"Well speaking of your old family, SirCreepington9th asks; 'Why did your parents abandon you when it was time to migrate? If it was something personal, hit your head on the ground.'"
Sid immediately slammed his head on the floor, making a hole in the wood.
"Your gonna have to pay for that!" Shouted the producer out of nowhere. Sid just sat there, probably not caring about him paying for it.
"OK moving on!" I say quickly. "The next 3 questions are from another Guest. You ready?" I ask.
"As ready as I'll ever be!" Said Sid brightly.
"So question 1; 'Who do you think of the triplets will be more like? Diego or Shira or Jade?'"
Sid sat there, smiling.
"I think each cub is gonna be different. I think Codi will be like Diego, Teal will be more like Shira, and little Shamrock will be like Jade."
"And why?"
"Well firstly, Codi attacks me when Diego does, which was at least 2 times a day. Teal is like Shira because he is tough and alert at the same time. And shamrock is fun, and is kind like Jade," said Sid.
"Aw..." Said the audience.
"Ok question 2; 'What do you think of the Triplets?'
"2 words; cute, but VERY dangerous."
The audience laughed as I told him the next question.
"And the last question from Guest is; 'What is your relationship with Sarah-Jane?'"
Sid sighed dreamily.
"Sarah-Jane... my beautiful girlfriend! I love her to pieces!" He declared.
"How cute!" I say. "Now this one is from ecamasiel; 'te gustaría algún día tener una familia?'"
Everyone began to laugh, until Sid did something very unexpected;
"Sí lo hago! Especialmente con Sarah-Jane!"
I stare at him as everyone went silent.
"You can speak languages too?"
"Yep!"
I shook my head, and smiled again.
"OK I'm afraid we're done here. Sid the sloth everyone!"
Everyone clapped and cheered as Sid gave me a quick hug and left the stage.
"Keep sending in your questions everyone! Sarah-Jane is up next!"
Everyone cheered as we took a quick break
Hope y'all liked Sid's interview everyone!
Sarah-Jane is up next!
You don't have to ask extreme questions on her.
Ask her things like where's she from, or how many brothers or sisters do you have.
Something like that!
I hope I get questions on Sarah-Jane!
I'll try and update soon!