Ok so far so good! Another chapter with in a very short amount of time I think I'm doing pretty good what about you guys? Well just putting it out there again I'm writing a new story called Crazy in Love. I've already had trouble with it, Fan Fiction deleted it and I had to put it back up sooooo yeah but anyway check it out! Ok now on with the next chapter!

(It's been a long night don't start)

It took me hours before I finally fell asleep and not because my good old friend insomnia decided to show up with his ugly head. No. I couldn't blame it on him; the only pain in my ass that was keeping me up was Max's ole fine ass. She was rocked the fuck out and apparently she likes to move around a lot in her sleep. On many occasions she backed her ass up right on my raging boner, I felt like she was twerking on me and my friend down stairs was loving it! But the rest of me… noooooo stop don't do it, you'll be arrested for rape!

Or she'd face me and snuggle up into me, her body pressed against mine every inch of that tight firm body of hers pressed against me. Noooo don't do it! Abort abort! Code 17 get to the chopper! I would have to stay perfectly still and calm my breathing until she decided to let go! Then at one point she kicked off the blankets and laid on her stomach my t shirt raised showing off her red lace panties. You can't go to jail you have girls to take care of don't do it man I'm telling you! Think of the children!

It was a long night. I slept maybe a total of 3 and half hours, if that give or take. I was awaken by the little she devil herself as she kissed my cheek making my eyes fly open and my whole body freeze. This girl is going to be the death of me. If any of you find my body somewhere (more than likely in the ocean) just know that Max did it.

"Morning," She smiled scratching her head, her hair a complete mess and sleep all in her voice and eyes. Yet she still manages to be sexy.

I sat up stretching and cracking all my bones. "Mornin'" I mumbled getting out of bed and walking to my bathroom ready to pee.

I saw Max get out of bed before I closed the door and sighed. Finally a moment away from her. She's like a tempting little minks. I peed and washed my hands brushing my teeth and scrubbing the sleep out my eyes before returning back to my bedroom. Max was gone probably in the living or kitchen more likely. I could smell the delicious breakfast Iggy was preparing. Mmmmmmm bacon.

I slugged out the room following the mouth watering aroma. Everyone was up but amazingly no one was dressed except for Ella, Angel and Gazzy; I noticed as they all sat on the couch watching Fairly Odd Parents.

"Why you guys dressed what's going on?" I asked bending down to kiss Angel's cute little head.

"Well you guys all seem pretty tired but we aren't so I'm taking them to the park and I'm going to meet up with my friends there." Was Ella's reply as she tied her shoes.

"Oh, m'kay call me if anything changes and if you need me to come and you guys," I said, finishing my pervious destination to the kitchen.

"Good morning sleepy head!" Iggy sang as he saw me tiredly trudge into the kitchen while he flipped pancakes.

"Suck it," I grumbled sitting down at the table across from Max, she had the decency to put on a pair of my basket ball shorts before she left the room.

"Sooo how'd you two sleep?" Nudge started setting a glass of orange juice down in front of me.

"I mean this was the first time you guys have been in the same bed and alone in a room! OMG so intense, I know there had to be so much sexual tension! Did you guys cuddle? Fang you weren't acting like a dick were you? I mean you guys were arguing earlier about who was going to sleep where even though it was so obvious you two wanted to sleep in the bed together! You guys are too cute I can't wait till you get married I mean I just know you guys won't be able to take you hands off each other like every second-"

"Nudge please it is way too early for this." Max growled rubbing her temples.

"Ugh grouchy much someone obviously didn't get any last night." Nudge huffed.

I choked on my orange juice. "Are you implying that you did?"

Iggy quickly turned around, "No! No she didn't you said no sex and we respected that right Nudge?"

Now one thing I know about Nudge is that she can't lie worth a damn. Instead of her long drawn out speeches its quick short answer.

"Yeah we respected it," See?

"Liar," Max muttered.

"No I'm not!" Nudge replied quickly turning around.

"Nudge I know you when you lie you give brief answers and you become pigeon toed."

I looked down and sure enough Nudge was looking like Dorothy ready to go home.

Iggy sighed flinging the last pancake on to the huge mountain he already created. "Dammit Nudge!"

I glared at the two lovers, "I told you no sex with all the kids in the house."

"Well at least we were quiet!" Nudge tried to justify.

Max looked up at that, "How exactly did you stay quiet because I know for a fact that Nudgie here is a screamer." EW don't want to get into the background of that story.

"Well see I had gagged her with-"

"Whoa! Don't need to know this when I'm about to eat! Kids come on foods ready!" I called glad that now they couldn't continue that overly detailed story.

And people say it's wrong to use kids as pawns.

Once everyone ate and the kids left Iggy and Nudge stayed in the living room to watch TV while I laid back down beyond tired. Max decided to take a shower because 'she loves them oh so much and my shower is amazing'. Girls.

I was nice and tucked in on the verge of dreamland when my bathroom door flew open hitting the wall causing my eyes to fly open and look toward it.

"Sorry I couldn't get the damn thing open," Max grimaced stepping out the bathroom in nothing but a towel. Dear Lord in heaven help me.

Her golden brown hair was dripping wet running down her back, I watched a few droplets trail down her long toned legs. She was oblivious to my staring and drool as she combed her hair out in my floor length mirror. Finally she looked up at me seeing my reflection and smirked continuing on punishing me.

"You know you're gonna catch flies if you keep your mouth open like that,"

I quickly snapped it shut. "Sorry that was rude… I should go." I was about to get out of bed when her voice stopped me.

"No it's ok; I kinda like you watching me. I guess this is how Bella felt with Edward." She smiled her voice shy yet playful.

This made me wonder…. "Max… are you are virgin?" I felt awkward to ask but most girls with the confident that Max has would not be shy about a guy seeing her in a towel.

She bit her lip, "Does it matter?"

I shook my head, "No it'd actually be quite refreshing to meet a virgin," And also make me hate myself even more for having inappropriate thoughts about her. But I'm not gonna lie the thought of slamming into her unmarked pussy was definitely making my dick twitch. No stop! Code 32!

She looked away from me and nodded, "Yeah I am,"

…. "Damn,"

"Well gee that makes me feel less of a prude," She muttered about to head into the bathroom.

"No! I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that!" I got out of bed and ran over to her grabbing her shoulder forcing her to look at me.

"I mean that's just surprising, you're so…"

"Flirty?"

"Uh, yeah?"

She smiled, "Nudge told me being flirty got guys to notice me. I've never had a boyfriend, I was always mean and cold so Nudge taught me how to flirt." She said looking down embarrassed, red tenting her cheeks.

I chuckled lifting her chin up, "Hey don't be embarrassed, I've only had one girlfriend my entire life. And she broke up with me after we had sex."

Max frowned, "That was a bitch move,"

I shrugged, "I wasn't as experienced as her,"

"Sooo…you've only been with one girl?"

"….No…" I'm not gonna tell her why or how.

"Oh," Was all she said.

I sighed tucking a strand of her wet hair behind her ear. "You're young, hold on to your virginity as long as possible because once it's gone there's no take backs."

She smiled and stepped closer to me, "You're a great man Fang, that girl didn't know what she was missing."

With each word she leaned up more and I leaned down more. No abort abort abort! Code 12!

Oh shut up I'm about to kiss the girl I really like!

And I'm going to be evil and end it here! R&R for the next chapter and don't forget to check out my new story 'Crazy in Love'! If you think this story has drama and craziness just wait till you read my new one!