Ever read something and suddenly notice that if String theory is correct everything that makes the character special is voided. Not only that but if you are saying something like "There is only one me!" that no matter how dramatic it's still technically wrong. It makes life so much drearier... What in the world am I writing?
So if anyone else wants to accept the challenge but finds the idea unreasonable I have it separated in twoslightly different ways (or you could just ignore the rules.) Also note that I have changed ender into backwards English because of the way they greet the minecraft player. (Look it up.)
I do not own familiar of zero.
Anyway... Onwards to victory!
Speaking: "So you want me to go down into the deepest part of there base and sneak up instead of using the back door?" Keven asked his leader.
Thinking: Darn it! Now I look like a idiot! The commander thought
Special stuff: "At this point there is a large chance that they know we are going to attack! We can't use such a narrow-minded plan!" The commander shouted at Keven.
Anyway... Onwards to victory!
While everyone else went back to the academy Keven thought of what to do. Should he teleport back and forget all about this little adventure, stick with it or what? It was very hard to decide whether to go back to his home or not. Questions like, where am I?, or Who was that anyway? Clouded his thoughts. Finally he decided what he thought was the best option. I'll call in an off day tomorrow and bring this girl to the ender-dragon when I understand the language that they speak. That way I'm safe all around.
That night when Keven was finally able to get to the academy he found the pink-haired girl waiting for him. "!Yhw olloh" He greeted Louise. "I can't understand that. Speak my language." She idly commented before walking through the main gate towards the school. Guess I'm suppose to follow her. Keven thought.
On the way there Keven tried to get Louise to tell him the words. He pointed to a chair, " ?Riach rof doorw" He asked in ender. "Shut up!" Louise yelled at him. "Wait! I know a silencing magic! I learned it last year." She before quickly chanting. "Let's see.. Ansur Ver Ang. Notice the tracks, answer my requests!" As a result of the poor, innocent girl's chanting was a poor innocent Enderman and the poor, innocent girl having to deal with the explosion. Both of which did it in very different ways.
Seeing the explosion. Keven immediately teleported in front of Louise and tackled her to the floor before it hit her. "Get off me stupid familiar!" Louise yelled at Keven. "So you do speak Ender!" Keven shouted at Louise, "Geesh! You had me thinking you were a human or something you know that! Then again I guess I'm just an idiot." Keven sighed in relief. "What do you mean human! I am a noble!" Louise said with a self-important huff. "Exactly!" Keven said, "A noble can never be of human birth!" Wait a second... Louise thought...
"You do mean that a human could never beat a noble?" she asked. "Hmhm." He nodded firmly. It wasn't in any sort of special way that let him know. It was more of the way that he acted. It did, however, get the point across. He doesn't think that nobles are human. No, he knows that where he is from there are they are not humans. Louise thought to herself. I have to find out this before something happens. She decided. "Wait, did you say Ender?" She asked him. He nodded, "Ahh. I suppose since we have a contract. You need to ask me simple questions, but please refrain from making them that obvious." He asked back at her. Well this is going to be harder than I thought.
For the most part Keven answered the questions with thinking the absolute minimal about the content.
"Where are you from?" Louise asked. "The End." Keven would reply type questions. Eventually, however, something came up that would require no end of thought. "What is your name?" Louise he thought about it in his country nobody really had a 'name'. They may not call them "You!" but they had no separation between "You!" and "Him." by the rulings. What made two people different if his country was actions, and age. He explained how, in his country, the people, no matter how skilled were not named until they were at least 25 sets of age. He also explained that a 'set' was roughly based of the human 'year'. Thus he eventually ended with, "However it has been decided that my name will be Keven." He ended. He said that all that was for basically no purpose. Louise sweat dropped.
"Well whatever you sleep over there!" She shouted while pointing at the pile of hay by her bed. "Alright... I understand that you did not expect someone like me to be your servant! I see now that you don't want to spend any non-necessary money to make sure your partner was happy! Oh woe! Your family must be quickly running out of money and-" Keven shouted while posing in weird, showy, empathized ways. "Alright! I'll get you a bed next week or something!" Louise yelled. Thus there was peace in Louises bed room. For that night...
The next day all the students were off to bond with there familiars. Keven was up when Louise woke up. "Did you sleep well, ma'am?" He asked. "Yes. Dress me." She told the teenage boy. "Ma'am is it okay if I dress you?" Keven asked Louise. "Yes. Dress me." She commanded while sighing. "Is it okay if I do perverted things to your under-developed, young body?" He asked. She stared at him in white face horror. "Of Course not! Explosion!" she shouted. Keven smiled and teleported out of the room. At least I can embarrass her. He thought to himself.
"Geesh! The nerve you have familiar! Your just a commoner! How dare you say such things to nobility!" she continued to shout at him. "Got it . Okay! Well anyway... Since we are suppose to bond do you want any tea?" Keven asked. "You know what, commoner. I want some tea! Go get some!" Louise ordered him. "Got it." Keven said as he stood up, smiling.
As he rounded the corner our hero Keven bumps into a rather, interesting maid. "Oomf!" Siesta mumbled. "Ahh! The cakes!" She stood up in surprise. "Don't worry, miss. I saved em'!" Keven assured her. When she looked she saw a cake in his left hand and a cake in his right hand. "Anyway, since it was my fault, and I have got to let a frustrated noble calm down a little, why don't I deliver these cakes for you." He suggested in the kindest way possible. "A-All right. That one goes to sir Guiche over there." She said while pointing at the table he was sitting in. "Got it!" Keven waved her off.
"Delivery to Mister Guiche from the staff!" Keven yelled around Mr. Guiche's table. Nobody answered. "Come on! I know I look like and idiot right now, so just raise your hand and say 'That's me!' or something!" Keven shouted. Laughter was heard all over the place. "Hey, when you think about it I am new." He looked around, still nobody claimed the cake. "Hey if nobody claims the cake I'm just going to assume it belongs to blondie over there. Keven yelled while pointing at Guiche. "Well if nobody claims the cake." He said as he put it down in front of Guiche.
As he walked off he figured he had about three minutes before Louise expected him. He saw a younge brown haired girl and walked towards her. "Need any help ma'am?" he asked. "Yes! Would you mind showing me to Sir Guiche?" She asked him with absolute sincerity. Based on the snooping I did last night Guiche would probably be with his other girl right about now... but... "Sure!"
"Sir Guiche!" Katy shouted to get his attention. I'd better make myself scarce. Keven thought as the Guiche desperately tried to deny that he had been two-timing them.
Random Sentence!: Come on everybody! sing it with me! I scream! You scream! We all scream for buter. -_-' (Copied from SkythekidRs, I did not come up with that.)