Chapter 16
Interviewing the Brat Pack + Kiki
"Welcome Katie, Steffie, and Kiki everyone!" I announce, as the trio waved and grinned at me and the audience like crazy. Everyone cheered for them, and went silent as they watched me take out a towel and finished off drying the ends of my hair. I was still a bit shivery and... well, wet from what had occured in the last interview, and with the short break I had no time to get a Marylin Monroe makeover and long scan though the wardrobe, so I had to make do with a quick blow-dry, and then, a random track suit they saw first and closest to them before I knew what was happening, I was pushed out before we were back on air.
"Sorry about this everyone," I say. "But I'm not the only one having the trouble from the after math of the last interview." I look over at DonTheHero, who was also slightly damp on his head, and top from the interview. He was allowed to change his pants, but wasn't given enough time to put on a new shirt.
"I knew we couldn't trust those two!" He declared. "They were up to something."
"What happened?" Asked Kiki, who didn't see what had happened when I interviewed Crash and Eddie. So I explained to them what happened, and the three burst out laughing.
"DonTheHero got pretty much most of it on him," I gestured at my security, who was now trying to crack his back.
"Oh, I'm gonna be sore in the morn from chasing those two," he said.
*CRACK*
We all shuddered that the sound of his back cracking. "Ok that's better... sort of." He smiled at me. "Ok for your question from earlier on," he began. "I sometimes like to play a "little" prank on my employer at least once and Crash and Eddie are helping... Once they untie their tails from each other that is."
"AHA!" I jumped up. "I knew you were up to no good!"
"Wait!" He shouted. "When I mean a little, I MEANT a little! But I guess the two had other plans... Gosh I sure hope this job has medical insurance. Reason being is that I think I need to go to the Chiropractor after chasing those two *CRACK* AHHH!"
"Don't worry," I say, cringing at the sound of his back once more. "This job had medical insurance."
"Okay good to hear!" He said. "Now, I'll be back in one moment, I'm go and check and see if those two were able to escape yet." We all watched as he walked off stage, and disappeared out the stage door.
"Without further adieu," I begin. "Welcome to the show ladies!"
"Thank you for having us here!" Said Kiki.
"It's feel amazing on your stage!" Said Katie.
"Wavelicious!" Steffie's new saying rolled off her tongue like honey. "We never had this experience before."
"Good to hear! Now, I'm gonna ask you questions from my fellow readers, and of course, your fans, and you girls just answer them, and if you don't want to, just say 'pass' and I'll move on. Yes?"
"Yes!" They say in sync.
"So, our first set of questions is from my security guard, DonTheHero-" Just as I said his name; DonTheHero came in.
"Nope, haven't escaped yet," he said with a smile of triumph. "Now what's happening?"
"I just said you wanted to ask questions," I explain. "Would you like to say them yourself?"
"Sure!" He said cheerfully. "OK, question 1. In the movie why did you not like Louis? He seemed a bit nervous but, cool none the less."
We all looked at the Brat Pack. Kiki sat on the arm of my chair and gave them the same stare.
"Yeah I always wanted to know too," she said with a hint of curiosity.
Steffie and Katie looked at one another, before giggling nervously.
"Well... Steffie will tell you!" Katie stammered.
"NO!" Steffie piped up. "You are telling them!" Soon, they began to have a real, but not huge, bitch-fight. By poking each other in the chest, screaming and saying catty things in each others faces. Kiki leapt onto my back once they started screaming, feeling uneasy, and very nervous. I looked away awkwardly, looking towards the audience with a facial expression that showed it was stupid of them to argue over a simple question... but it was also quite entertaining for me! I was never witnessing a live fight between girls before, unless if those in the movies count... even though I am one myself...
"Ay! Ay! That's enough!" I finally said. "Can we continue?"
"Yeah okay," said Steffie.
"We're done anyways." Said Katie. I stare at them, before me and Kiki looked at each other, heads turning at the exact same time.
"Question 2..." I say slowly as Kiki took her place beside the two again. "Why do you wear flowers in your hair?"
"I can answer that!" Kiki giggled, causing everyone to go 'ah...'. "It's the latest fashion trend!"
"I see, it kind of is in the modern times now. But not actual flowers, their fake, we have them in our hair as clips, or hair bands."
"Can we try some on?!" Katie and Steffie leapt up, looking at the audience or under the chairs in case these things would appear out of thin air like magic, or having their trunk at the ready in case they found what they were hoping for and be very willing to rip it off the persons head...
"We'll send you some by post," I say quickly, gesturing them to sit down. "Continue Don."
"Right! Now, question 3. How did the Brat Pack begin and where?"
"Well," Steffie began. "We are the founders of the Brat Pack. And one day we were just cruising along the way, just chatting about such things all teen girlies talk about... and then Katie came up with this idea of having a club."
Katie grinned with triumph. "You bet I did! So we were talking about what we would call ourselves, and then, we soon started singing random songs, putting our suggestions in them while we were at it... and then this beaver lady comes out of nowhere with her kids, who were crying. We was like 'what's wrong?' and she's like; 'you brats! Yo woke my kids!' Before walking off in a bad mood."
"And then I was like; 'That's it! We'll be the Brat Pack!'"
I nod, before smiling at Kiki, who was just sitting there quietly, watching the two explain their story further.
"Feeling left out?" I ask. She shook her head.
"No not really," she replied.
"You even in the Brat Pack?" I question.
She shook her head again. "Nah, I'm not into doing that kind of stuff."
"We asked," said Steffie. "But she declined."
"I see," I leaned towards Kiki, covering my mouth with one hand. "And it's probably for the best..."
"I totally agree with you," she whispered back, before we share a giggle.
"And my final questions;" Don took a deep breath. "When did you guys meet up with the herd, and what did you think of Savannah' s changing?"
The trio looked at each other.
"Well, all our parents were travelling with them, and decided it to become one with the herd, then they met our parents, and had us!"
"Sweet," I say.
"As for Jade's changing... that was freaky stuff!" Added Kiki.
"Now moving on to TimberPaw, who asked Kiki: Why is Louis your one and only? You are already having plans for the future?"
Kiki blushed lightly on her cheeks after giving a small, shaky giggle. "It's a bit early to say we are an eternal item," she began, before smiling brightly. "We only got together not long after we got to Hyrax Island... But i'd like to admit its great to think we can be together until we're old and grey."
With a small quick 'aw' from the audience, and a huge clap from them all, Kiki jumped up and bowed at them.
"Question 2 goes to the Brat pack," I continue. "And they say: who can become a part of your pack?"
"Hmm... that's a tough one to answer..." Katie said.
"Let me guess," Kiki said, counting each one off. "They have to be as freaky as you, as bitchy as you, and as pretty as you?"
I nod silently. "I agree."
Katie and Steffie stared at Kiki... I was praying they weren't going to hurt her... but then they smiled and clapped at her.
"You took the words right out of our mouths sugar!" Steffie praised happily. Kiki was really expecting that reaction, but she was quite satisfied the obvious out of the way at long last.
"But of course anyone can join, I mean look at Jade, she's one out of those three things. Which is obviously the final one. And yet she is in the group!"
"Well glad you added tha part in," I say with a chuckle. "'Cos SirCreepington9th asked to the Brat Pack: Is it ok if I try out for your club?"
"Sure!" Steffie piped up. "But you'll have to run through the test first!"
"Well let us know how it goes SirCreepinton9th! Sadly, our interview is over!" I said with a hint of pity. "Kiki and the Brat Pack everyone!"
Katie and Steffie force me into a group hug with them, but then Kiki made me feel less trapped by giving me a small hug herself, while the crowd cheered and clapped. They gave a final wave as they walked out the stage door, Don holding the doors for them.
"Sit tight y'all!" I say standing up. "Because the coolest guy on earth is coming to sit on this stage... BUCK IS COMING!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The audience screamed out their praises and cheers as they leapt out their chairs and danced about. I laughed as I clapped at their enthusiasm.
"I told you all to sit tight!" I say. "After the break I will be sitting with the crazy weasel! Ciao!"
BUCK IS FINALLY COMING UP NEXT!
WOOHOOO!
I was actually disappointed that I didn't get as many questions from you all for these three then I hoped... but it's okay! HOPE TO GET A BETTER REACTION FOR BUCK!
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