Chapter 19
Interviewing Lenny, Zeke and Oscar
The three sabers got a mixture of love and hate when they parked their ends. One side was full of the lovers, the other? Of course, the haters. I was a bit of both, but i was hoping they had made a better choice then their leader... the right choice...
"Welcome to the show you guys! Good to have you here!"
"Thanks for having us here." Said Oscar politely. "As the one with the most brains out of us three cats, I must thank you without screwing up the sentence."
"I think you just did." Said Don. "Saying that you were the one with the 'most brains'." He air puoted the last two words of his sentence, which made everyone laugh, though I was unsure whether that Oscar was boasting, or if he was actually being helpful... in a way I will never under understand.
"So, again I welcome you," I say. "Now, I have questions from our viewers and your fans about you three and about the movies and such, if you like, you can pass, ok?"
"OK!" Saod Zeke in excitement.
"Our first question is from kittykate 14... Well! More like a request from kittykate 14! She asked if you guys could sing in front of Soto!"
"Depends..." said Oscar uneasily. "What song?"
"Talk dirty to me." I grinned, "i love that song!"
Seemingly, everyone else did too, because they were chanting to the sabers "do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!"
The three looked at eachother, looking a little bit on uncomfortable as they silently decided whether to do it or not.
"We'll give you an answer at the end..." Said Lenny. Even with that answer, people still clapped with hope.
"Okay! Well we'll continue then! Our next question is from SirCreepington9th: Question 1. Didn't Soto die by being impaled by ice?"
"That's what we thought!" Zeke yelled, making me jump up. "And here's me thinking we were the only ones!"
"We all saw him being impaled, but I guess miracles do exist," said Lenny with a smile.
"Aimed for the wrong people at some points," I mutter. "Anyway question 2. Why in the world would you be allies with pirates? You'd get double crossed in an instant!"
"Well we do what Soto told us." Zeke said, jumping up at the end of his sentence. He chuckled when he realized that I looking at him funny. "Sorry, muscle spasm!"
"Okay... question 3. Stay away from the herd, or I might add 3 tiger skins in my den, m'kay?"
"OK!" They claimed. They looked at each other before adding bravely. "If that's even a question!"
"Half question half threat I think." I had to laugh, they had the kind of expression on their faces that they were unsure if they were to take the threat/question seriously or not. "Anyway, our last three questions are from Shiego627, who asks; Zeke why r u crazy?"
"I ain't crazy!" He claimed. "Why does everyone think that I'm crazy just because I have muscle spasms!"
"Yeah you keep thinking that Zeke..." I roll my eyes. "Question 2. Lenny is that fat or a muscle."
Lenny frown and blushed. "It's... fat..." No one laughed like he was probably expected.
"And finally Oscar, this one is for you; did, or DO u think Shira is hot?"
Oscar blushed, and we all laughed, even Lenny and Zeke. "I... might have..."
"Even after three kids?"
"Maybe..." He stood up. "Is the interview over?"
I giggled at his impatience. Someone was lying about 'possibly' liking Shira.
"Not exactly," I grinned. "Have you decided whether to sing to Soto?"
"If it means getting out of here, then yes!" Everyone clapped and cheered them on as DonTheHero guided them out. I smiled at the back screen was set up.
"After this, we will have Jade and the triplets out! Stay tuned!" I shout over the music. I turned to the screen to see Soto sitting in an empty room alone. He looked... abnormal... one of his teeth were missing...
"Where am I?" He asks himself aloud. I smirked evilly at the sight of one of his sharp teeth missing, and gave a thumbs up as Zeke, Oscar and Lenny entered the room... I just had speakers installed, so we can hear whatever was going on, and they could hear us too.
"Lenny, Oscar and Zeke! What are you doing here?" We all had to laugh.
"Sorry sir..." Zeke said, before it all began:
Zeke:
I'm that flight that you get on, international
First class seat on my lap boy, riding comfortable
Lenny:
'Cause I know what the boy them need,
New York to Haiti
Oscar:
I got lipstick stamps on my passport,
You make it hard to leave
Zeke:
Been around the world, don't speak the language
All:
But your booty don't need explaining
Zeke:
All I really need to understand is
Lenny:
When
Oscar:
You
All:
Talk dirty to me
*The crowd clap along as Soto watched his men, clearly terrified.*
Talk dirty to me
*I jump up and start dancing along to the music.*
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Me and the audience:
Get jazzy on it!
Zeke:
You know the words to my songs
Me, Lenny, and the audience:
No habla inglés
Oscar:
Our conversations ain't long
Me and the audience:
But you know what is!
Lenny:
I know what the girl them want,
London to Taiwan
Zeke:
I got lipstick stamps on my passport
Oscar:
I think I need a new one
Zeke, Lenny and Oscar:
Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
When you talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Me and the audience:
Uno!
Oscar:
Met your friend in Rio
Me and the audience:
Dos!
Lenny:
He was all on me-o
Me and the audience:
Tres!
Zeke:
We can ménage à three though
Me and the audience:
QUATRO!
Lenny:
Ooh
Oscar:
Been around the world,
Me and the audience:
Don't speak the language!
Oscar:
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
Lenny:
When you talk dirty to me
*saxophone plays as me and the audience were leaping about and dancing.*
Me and the audience:
Talk dirty to me
Lenny: (you you you)
Me and the audience:
Talk dirty to me
Oscar: (yeah yeah)
Me and the audience:
Talk dirty to me
Zeke: (talk to me)
Me and the audience:
Talk dirty to me
Zeke, Lenny, and Oscar:
(oh yeah)
Me and the audience:
Get jazzy on it
"What? I don't understand!" Soto said aloud. We all laugh and I waved everyone off, reminding them jade and the triplets were up next!
How long has it been since I updated! Felt like ages away!
Well there the other three sabers done! We finally have Jade and the triplets up!
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