Hey! Yet another request from XenaTheAlienChick! This song is I got beat up by a girl by bowling for soup. This one was really fun, so I hope you like it!

Ciel sighed. Elizabeth sipped her tea nervously. Alois tapped his fingers impatiently on the table.

"How did this happen…" Elizabeth mumbled.

Alois shrugged.

Ciel looked at them both and sighed again. "It's not my fault you both decided to pay a visit to me at the same time."

Alois smiled, and spoke up. "I guess we just both love you Ciel!" Elizabeth shot a look of warning at Alois, which he immediately shook off.

"We could always play a game!" Alois' shrill, boy like voice pierced the air, causing Ciel to close his eyes with annoyance.

"I don't much know you Alois. You could tell me about yourself!" Lizzie spoke curiously voice full of kindness.

"You don't want to know…" The blue haired earl mumbled, followed by a deadly stare from the Blonde boy.

"Well then, what should we do?"

Silence filled the room as the three young teenagers thought of what to do with their day off.

"Weathers been nice…"Alois mumbled breaking the silence.

"You are a dreadfully boring person, did you know that?" Elizabeth lifted up her head from where it had been resting on her hand.

Alois stood up and slammed his hands on the table. "Boring? You think I'm boring? What about Mr. Eye patch over there?! He is more boring than me!"

"Alois, do you mind? It was a mere observation. Lizzie didn't mean any harm." Ciel breathed.

"So you agree too?" Alois spat.

"Naturally."

"You are a brat, Phantomhive. Always getting what you want."

Now it was Ciel's turn to be angry. He stood up and raised his voice.

"Excuse me? What about you, Trancy? I am not the only so called 'Brat' here. If you must insult me, please do a better job."

The bickering went on and on, the two earls fighting for the win of the argument. Lizzie sat, watching it all happen, not sure what to do.

The insults and arguing went on for what seemed like forever, and it seemed like neither one cared to stop.

Boys will be boys, I suppose-Elizabeth thought sighing.

And then, a comment came out of Alois' mouth that no one believed.

"At least my parents died with dignity!"

Time seemed to freeze, and Ciel gasped, his face full of disgust and disbelief. Alois quickly put a hand over his mouth realizing what he said. Elizabeth just stared.

Alois opened his mouth as if to apologize, but he didn't have time.

Elizabeth threw a fist right into Alois' nose, causing him to groan in pain and slump over the table. Blood ran from his nose onto the table. Ciel stood frozen, not believing what he just saw. He let out a breathy chuckle in disbelief, and looked at his fiancée.

"Don't you dare talk about my dear Ciel's parents like that!" she said, pulling her hand back and slapping him across the face. Alois dropped to the ground and let out a muffled 'ow', causing Ciel to chuckle again.

Elizabeth looked up at Ciel and smiled. Ciel, still in disbelief, smiled back.

Sebastian came bursting through the dining room doors with a worried face. He looked to the ground at Alois, and smirked. He looked at Ciel and smiled. Ciel shrugged at him signaling this was none of his doing, and pointed a finger at Lizzie. Sebastian turned to look at the blonde girl, face full of disbelief. She merely smiled and slipped of her white gloves that were now dotted with Alois' blood. Sebastian closed his eyes and let out a breathy laugh.

Sebastian walked over to Ciel, and whispered in his ear.

"She's a keeper, my lord."

Ciel laughed in agreement.

So what did you think about this one? I meant for it to be more humor, but it took a serious turn. Sorry about that. Not sure how well it fit the song, but I hope it was good anyway. Review if you like, and don't forget to request a song! Adios!

P.S.

Since this is my 8th songfic, shout out to Death The Kid and Soul Eater fans! Yay Symmetry!