I sighed as I swept up around the DX then turned to tell Soda I was finally done to find that Steve and Soda were staring me.

"Um, what?" I asked confused.

"Uh Sierra…" Soda trailed.

"No, don't tell her, she's great for business" Steve told him.

Right then the rang and I turned to see Pony walk in and not look at me once and grab a Pepsi and open it then give Soda the money.

"Ponyboy" Soda spoke up giving him a desperate look then gesturing towards me; Pony turned and gave me a blank stare.

"I'm outta here" Pony told the two.

"C'mon, Ponyboy, you're the one without a conscience" Steve griped.

"Don't pretend like you have one, either" Ponyboy deadpanned then sighed and turned me looking me dead in the eyes.

"Your black bra is showing through your white shirt but that's ok, they're so small people probably barely noticed" he told me completely straight faced.

I felt my face burn as I look down and notice he was right, about the black bra thing not them being small "I'm 36 C!" I argued more embarrassed about his comment.

"I know guys who are bigger" he replied smirking and I swung the broom at him and he ducked and ran out then winked at me.

"Devil!" I screamed then when he was gone I glared at the two who looked scared, good.

"You knew all morning?" I asked unscrewing the broom handle so I just a very stick to whack on their heads with.

"Well… ya see…" Soda babbled then lowered his head "I got nothin'" he surrendered.

"Well, if ya go easy on me I'll convince my boss to give ya a raise" Steve told me.

I still glared unmoved by the comment and I held the stick high and brought it down…

Darry hummed to himself as he fixed soup for dinner when he heard the door open and shut and he walked to the living room.

Soda and Steve walked in looking disheveled and both had suspicious hand print looking marks on their cheeks and both looked very sore.

"He's a devil, my baby brother's the spawn of Satan" Soda groaned as he rubbed his still stinging cheek

"I hate him even more" Steve replied grimacing.

"Uh what happened?" Darry asked frowning.

Soda yanked Darry shirt down to make him face him "if ever a girl's bra shows through her shirt, tell her right away or don't mention it at all and if she realizes it, lie and say you never noticed" Soda told him then dropped back onto the coach dramatically.

Just then, Ponyboy walked in and saw the two boys "well, I've always wondered how hard Siera could hit, I guess pretty hard huh" Pony commented.

"Demon" Steve growled.

"Don't blame me when you made a deal with this demon in the first place who did just what you asked him to do" Pony replied smiling.

"Do I want to know?" Darry questioned.

Ponyboy yawned "nope, trust me on this; hey is that tomato soup?" Pony asked smelling it and walking to the kitchen.

I look in the mirror frowning at my, ahem, rack then shook my head "that's stupid, of course Ponyboy would have to make a comment like that" I told the mirror.

"In fact, I'll bet he'd love to just sit there and criticize me all day" I added then slipped on my tank top and bunny slippers and made my way downstairs for some cookies and milk.

"He's so odd, you know?" I started to my dog, Dr. Delirious, my German shepherd who laid out my feet looking up.

"One day he's telling how awful I am at things like I don't already know them, then when I talk to him and he's perfectly friendly then comes out with this rude comment. Can you believe that, Doctor?" I asked.

He grunted and I scratched him behind his ears "the worst thing is that his brother is a total cutie, Sodapop Curtis with blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes" I sighed.

"But then, Ponyboy, the boy I was telling you about is just as cute; well I wouldn't say cute. No one would describe him as cute if they got run over by a freight train" I added rolling my eyes and taking a drink of my milk.

"Anyway, he's more like beautiful, a type of pretty boy. Soft skin, striking green eyes, thin and lean figure, tall and man can he run" I explained to the Doctor and he tilted his head.

"He's so odd though, first day I met him he insults me then comes to save me! It's like hot and cold with that boy, ugh" I muttered.

Doctor puts his paw on my knee like 'it's alright, we've all been there' and I hugged him and stroke his beautiful fur and stand up.

"Well, I'm gonna get to sleep okay Doctor" I told him and patted his head and he licked my head and I smiled then kissed the top of his head and went upstairs.

Hi, I know I haven't updated in a while but I was just so stumped on what to do with this but then this came to me and I thought it might be funny to put up.