I really liked Rebecca's idea. ; w ; So I'm going to use it!
+ Kairi's POV +
"Ugh.. really.. why do I have to wear a tux, Hotori-kun?" I asked. "Because a Tux is what all the girls like! :D" Tadase said.
"Is it what Yaya likes?" I looked at Tadase. "... Yaya likes shota!" Tadase said.
I raised one brow. "And how do you know THAT, Hotori?" I said. "Last Year, on the field trip to the zoo, last summer, She confessed to me that she liked shota boys, and paid me 3$ to keep it a secret. But I'll tell you ofcourse!" Tadase said.
Shota...
"Wait.. she thinks I'm shota?" I said. "Ofcourse, she likes you not just because of that. Because your so intelligent, and cool!" Tadase said. "I'm here.. let's see.. a tuxedo won't work if you put it like that!" Ikuto said.
"You gotta mess up the bow, it looks cool that way." Ikuto smiled. " Yaya likes shota, not cool." Tadase said. "OH, I'M SORRY PROFESSOR!" Ikuto yelled. Ikuto fixed the bow. "There happy?" Ikuto asked.
"Yeah, Thanks." Tadase said.
"Guys can we please hurry-"
"Hello." Rima said, with Yaya by her side. We stopped. They stopped. "Why are you wearing tuxedos?" Rima asked. Yaya was hiding behind Rima.
"Um.." I was interupted.
+ Rima's POV +
"What do thou mean, milady? Can we not be fancy for one night?" Ikuto asked. "..Whatever." I said. "Yaya should she be going?"
She looked down. "No.. let's just stay here.. for a while?" She said. "Okay, I guess the truth can wait." I said.
"Truth.. of what?" Tadase asked. "N-N-Nothing!" Yaya said, waving her hands franticly. I grabbed Yaya by the ear and we had a whisper convo.
"Woah, can't we just tell him? It'll be JUST him..that's it. No one else." I said. "Fine... only cause' Tadase knows I like shotas." Yaya said.
We were out of whisper convo mode.
"It's the truth of.." I told tadase. Then walked over and whispered to him.
"PSSTT..SPAHGETTI..PSST..MEATBALLS...PSST...33 BABIES.." I mumbled. Yaya heard me say '32 babies' and turned red as a tomato. Kairi thought Yaya was sick so he got up and felt her head. "Yaya.. are you okay? You look sick.. :( " Kairi said. I gave myself a 'Thumbs up'. I deserve an A+ sticker from Ikuto.. wait..
he doesn't know.. :(
"N-No.. I-I'm fine! Thank you! I-I just have to.. *fast talk* use the restroom, bye!" Yaya said. Kairi sweat dropped. "Kairi, actually I think you look a mess. Like a weird freak mess. Could you go to the restroom to fix yourself up?" Ikuto asked.
"Okay!" He ran.
...
What?
"Okay. What. Is. Up. With. YAYA? I know she gets shy sometimes.. but this.. no.. just... no" Ikuto said.
"She likes Kairi Sanjou." I said. ".. OH! CAUSE KAIRI LIKES HER TOO." Ikuto said.
Just then I put a light bulb on Tadase's head. "Uh.. Rima.. what was that for?" Tadase said. "You look deep in thought.. come on ... share your plan!" I yelled.
"Oh. Okay. I was thinking.. what if we make them confess, AT THE SAME TIME?" Tadase said.
For once in a lifetime,
Tadase is a genious..
"I'm back." Kairi and Yaya said.. at the same time.
There already talking at the same time!
e w e
"Hello.. Yaya we need to talk." I said, taking her outside.
"Perfect timing. We need bro talk." Tadase and ikuto told Kairi.
"Yaya you need to be STRONGER! CONFESS GIRL!" I said. But.. I'm to shy! If I was-"
Kairi
"Brave enough to confess.. But.."
Yaya
"I'm not! I know I need to be stronger but maybe.."
Kairi
"If I follow my own path I will find.."
Yaya
"My ansewer. *sigh* Yaya just doesn't know anymore." She said.
"Yaya... Just beileve in yourself. Be you. If he doesn't accept you, you will still be friends, no matter what, right?" I said. "Yeah... Yeah your right." Yaya said crying. "I'm just.. so scared.." Yaya cried. "Just beileve in yourself. Nothing will change if you don't give up hope." I smiled.
Yaya and I walked back in, but I told her to wait a couple of minutes. Because I know it takes longer for men to explain this sorta sappy stuff. "I'm back.. and I have something I must say." Yaya says.
"I do to, and to you." Kairi said.
"I do also, and for you too." Yaya said.
"Really? Would you like to go first?" Yaya asked. "No, After you." Kairi said. "No after you."
"No, After You."
"No, After you."
"No, I couldn't possibly. After You."
I sighed. How long will this take? Oh well, one of them will get tired eventually.
2 hours later..
"There's no way I could! After you." Kairi said.
"Nah, I don't wanna. You go." Yaya said. "No, that would be very rude of I, a gentleman. You should go first." Kairi said. "HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH GO!" I yelled. Then I closed my mouth.
"Wait.. at the same time?" Yaya said. "Yeah." I said.
"Talk at the same time?" Kairi asked. "Yes!" I said. Finally, enough with that politeness..
"Okay.." They said.
"I-I-I .. uh I-I-I um... er.. I CAN'T SAY IT! I JUST CAN'T DO IT! D:" Kairi and Yaya yelled at the same time. Someone throw a pie! D: "Kairi.. could you.. go first... please, I'll let you." Yaya said.
"Uh... Okay.." He said.
"Yaya I can't help this inside me. Nothing is wrong with me. I don't need a doctor. I need you. For a while now, I've been..-" Yaya interrupted.
"Madly in Love." She said. Tadase had a smirk. "GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!" He yelled. They both blushed. "Y-YOU.. YOU RUINED THE MOMENT! The atmosphere is dissapearing!" Yaya cried. Kairi hugged her. "Thank you. I was afraid you wouldn't have feelings for me." Kairi said. "I was.. too." Yaya said and hugged her back.
"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" Ikuto cheered. "N-No. It's to embarassing!" Kairi said and blushed. "Just.. one time wouldn't hurt.." Yaya said playing with her fingers. "I mean... if you don't mind!" Yaya said. "Let's do it." Kairi said. I whipped out my phone. They kissed, and I swapped a picture. Ikuto fainted...
Why?
"You've beaten me bro. You got a girlfriend before me." Ikuto cried in defeat. He put up a white flag. I sweat dropped. Ah, love.
It's very..
confusing, yet beautiful.. but I don't understand it myself. "Th-Thank you! For um.. kissing me.." Yaya said. "Y-your.. uh welcome.
And thus Kairi and Yaya lived happily ever after...
the en-
"WOAH WAIT? YOUR JUST GONNA END IT THERE?" I cried.
"So let's make a deal. We'll have lots of kids." I made a Yaya puppet said.
"Deal!" A Kairi puppet said. "So they Had thirty two babies in a big mansion." I said.
"There.. That's.. your ending. Hope you enjoyed." I said and waved.
Hell of Extras Deleted Scenes.
"Wait.. What? It's not .. over? Oh. Okay, roll back into the scene everyone!" I yelled. "Ow, Tadase! You put my ribs in your shoulder!" Ikuto screeched.
"Wait.. EW! YOU HAVE RIBS! MY CLOTHES ARE RUINED!" Tadase said, shoving his ribs on the floor. His pink shirt was so ruined. "Shush, princess. I'll buy you a new dress." Ikuto said. "Um...Were on.." A cameraman said. "Oh. Sorry." Ikuto said.
"Yes.. I agree we'll get married and have a beautiful life." Yaya said. Kairi smiled. "One more thing Kairi.." Yaya said and blushed.
"What is that, Yaya?" Kairi asked.
"Can we have.. lots of kids.. cause... I like.. kids. Cause kids are like... so cool." Yaya said. "Was that right? No? I needed to stutter more? Oh... Sorry!" Yaya bowed.
-cut-
"No, After you."
"No After, you."
"WILL YOU SPEED THINGS UP ALREADY?"
-cut-
-Ikuto talking to Tadase during the fanfic on camera -
"So.. Tadase.. you have the stuff?" Ikuto asked Tadase. "Yeah I got the fish. But it'll cost you extra.." Tadase smiled.
"..If I wasn't so sure you were gay, I'd say you were coming onto me.." Ikuto said.
"Um.. Were on.." Camera guy said. "Oh. Well.. this is awkward." Ikuto said.
-cut-
-Nagihiko, getting in the episode-
"What do thou mean, milady? Can we not be fancy for one night?" Ikuto asked. "..Whatever." Rima said. Just then Nagihiko walked in wearing a tuxedo. "Hi." Rima said.
"Hey." Nagihiko said.
"You don't really have any... lines.. sorry.." Rima said.
"Oh well that's embarrassing." Nagihiko said.
-cut-
-Deleted Scene: Arirang-
Rima Singing..
"
Ari-Arirang, Arirang.
Ari-Arirang, Arirang.
Ari-Arirang, Arirang.
Ari-Arirang, Arirang.
You, once told me,
"Please be good and kind to me!"
But now you, what have you, ever really done for me?
Everyday, you come up, with the same absurd excuse-
And I'm always be~ing left alone!
I don't need to see you anymore.
Give up, sick of this love
It is still bumpy, boy*
And now I sadly understand that you
Are not with me anymore!
Can you feel me, Arirang?
Do you love me, Arirang?
No girl needs a guy like you
AFTER ALL
For me, Arirang
Go leave me, Arirang!
I'd rather you leave me all alone~!
Ari-Arirang, Arirang.
Ari-Arirang, Arirang.
Ari-Arirang, Arirang.
Ari-Arirang, Arirang.
"Our future"
The same dull boring lecture
Why don't you go try something new?
There's a 'real world' so what do you say?
Enjoy yourself like I do
I bet you think I nag and nag and nag
But I'm serious, girls are impatient
The problem isn't gone with a kiss!
Can you understand me?**
One, of my friends, who went dating for a week
Said that no one, should ever, sleep together/fall deep in love***
I'm always alone even with my 'dear' lover
Don't you think that something is wrong here?
I don't wanna feel this loneliness
Just like the like the others,
I'm a girl, I am a girl!
Why do you have so much work to do?
Is it all better than me?
Do you feel me, Arirang?
Do you love me, Arirang?
My heart is getting more and more,
TIRED OUT.
For me, Arirang.
Will you call me, Arirang?
Don't allow me to
Leave y-ou just yet!
I know, see
That your heart
Cannot change
But..
Do you see?
That right now
I need you
Not anyone else?
((Ooh, yea~))
Come back now, Arirang.
Do you want me, Arirang?
My love for you just keeps on
COOLING DOWN
For me, Arirang
Will you call me, Arirang?
I'd rather you just leave me all alone~!
Please love me, Arirang.
Will you see me, Arirang?
(Oh-oh, yea, wo-oh-oh-oh!)
Do you want me, Arirang?
Really love me, Arirang?
Don't allow me to
Leave y-ou-" Rima was interrupted. "Uh.. I need you to come in the scene now.."Nagihiko said. "There on. I just needed to tell you that." He said. "Oh.." Rima said. "Um.. I like your voice." Nagi said. Rima, who was red and embarrassed ran to the scene. "No- Wait!" Nagi Cried.
-Cut-
-Deleted Scene: Whoops, I meant to say yes.-
"I love you, do you love me?" Yaya asked.
"No." Kairi said. "WELL THEN I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!" Rima said, angry at Kairi for not accepting Yaya's confession of love.
"What?" Kairi asked. "
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers,
and the middle one is for you. :)" Rima said.
"... :(" Kairi cried. " I WAS JK BUT NOW I'M NOT! YOUR A JERK, YAYA!" Kairi said.
" But that was.. Rima..." Yaya said.
-cut-
-Nagihiko trying to pick Rima up-
"You look like my third wife." Nagihiko said.
"Really? That's nice. How many times have you been married?" Rima asked.
"Twice." Nagihiko said. Rima blushed.
-cut-
- Tadase and Ikuto chatting Again during when the fanfiction is airing -
" So, Tadase, what do you do for a living?" Ikuto asked.
"Oh, I kill and hunt aliens." He said. "But those aren't real! D:" Ikuto said.
"Have you ever seen one?" Tadase asked. "No." Ikuto said.
"YOUR WELCOME."
-cut-
-fin-
Hope you enjoyed this chapter..
and the hell of random stuff. ; A ;