AN: I want to thank everybody for the amazing support. The reviews really make my day and I hope everyone keeps reviewing. That way I can see if you guys are still interested or not. If you have any suggestions PM me and I'll respond as soon as I can. Just to set everything straight: there will be NO Pucktana, as in a relationship. They may be friends though.. There will be some Puinn and Bevans (Rachel + Sam). Now I'll stop my annoying rambling and get on with the story. Enjoy!
I don't own Glee, if I did Brittany would be a possessive badass and Santana would be an innocent, sexy Goddess (:
Chapter 4
You'd think that people would have enough of Silly Love Song
But I look around me and I see it isn't so
Some people wanna fill the world with Silly Love Songs
And what's wrong with that?
I'd like to know
Cause here I go
AGAIN!
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I can't explain the feelings plain to me
Sau can't you see
Ah, she gave me more,
She gave it all to me
Brittany woke up with a big smile on her face. The first thing on her mind was Santana.
The night before she changed the song on her alarm clock, it felt more appropriate to have a love song than her usual 'badass-song'.
She turned the alarm clock off and skipped towards her bathroom so she could do her morning routine. After she was done in the bathroom, she made her way back into her bedroom.
She danced around a bit until she remembered she couldn't be late today, she had to meet Puck under the bleachers so they could make a plan to win Santana over. It had to work, it just had to.
With Santana in mind, she picked her outfit for the day.
Fiery red skinny jeans, a fitted white low cut T-shirt, black pumps and her leather jacket. She straightened her hair and put in her red dangled earrings.
She then decided to go for more of an accent on her eyes instead of both her eyes and lips. She did black smoky eyes, a very light pink lipgloss so light you almost couldn't see that it was pink and some pink blusher on her cheeks.
After doing checking herself out in the mirror, she decided she was ready. Today was the day she was going to woo her girl.
She excitedly made her way down the stairs, she couldn't wait to get to school for the first time in her life.
"Brittany why did I hear a love song this morning instead of that God awful 'badass-song'? What changed? And why do you look semi-decend today? And why are you early and in a good mood? You better be honest with me young lady! Are you on drugs?" her mother questioned her.
Brittany laughed and shook her head. "No mom, I'm not on drugs!" Well, she did do marihuana but her mother didn't need to know that.
"And what's up with your appearance Brittany?"
"Geez, I thought you'd be happy but whatever."
"Don't you whatever me missy, I want you to tell me everything right now!" her mother snapped.
"Fine, I'll tell you just calm down." Brittany sighed, she had to tell her mother. She deserved to know after all the shit Brittany put her through.
"Well?" her mother curiously questioned. She could see her daughter was acting different, she was curious to what could've caused it.
"Mom, I'm in love."
"..."
"Mom?"
"Are you serious Brittany? That's wonderful! With who? Tell me everything!" her mother gushed.
"I have to leave now, but I can tell you her name. Santana, Santana Lopez. She's an angel mom, she's perfect and sweet but she knows to stand up for herself and her friends. She's intelligent and so beautiful. She's my dream girl." Brittany blushed, she didn't mean to say all of that out loud.
"Oh Brittany, I can hear you're already head over heels for this girl. You can tell me everything tonight at dinner, have a nice day sweetie." her mother smiled warmly.
"Thanks mom, bye!" Brittany yelled before walking out and running to her car and driving towards school as fast as she could.
"That Santana girl must be something if she can get my little girl whipped before their even dating" Brittany's mother giggled.
Yes, this was going to be fun.
When Brittany arrived at school she rushed to park her car and got under the bleachers. She couldn't lose any time. She had to get her girl.
"Puck, glad you're on time. Let's get this show on the road, I need to get my girl before someone else gets her!"
"Brittany, relax and sit down. I asked my mother and she gave me a list of chick-flicks with all that wooing shit, so I watched them and wrote the best ideas down. Then I made a plan. It's a fifteen step plan so you can get your girl" he explained.
He handed Brittany a paper with the fifteen steps on it.
"Thanks Puck, that's nice of you" she smiled.
"Already going soft Pierce?" Puck teased.
"Shut up and tell me step one!" Brittany snapped. She was not going soft, she was just winning over her girl.
"Okay, so this is the plan..."
It was second period and everybody was already in class. When the final bell rang, Brittany was still absent.
Mr Schue sighed. "It seems like miss Pierce is late yet again, so we'll just begin I guess." He was disappointed, he really thought that now Brittany joined Glee Club, she'd be more involved. He decided not to dwell on it some more, maybe she was just a lost cause.
All of a sudden the speakers went on and a familiar voice started speaking.
"Attention students, my name is Brittany Pierce and I have an important announcement for Santana Lopez. I repeat. I have an important announcement for Santana Lopez."
Everyone in class turned to look towards Santana. Santana just sat there, shocked and not knowing how to react.
"Santana Lopez, will you do me the honor of going on a date with me? I promise to act like a perfect gentleman, I won't leer at your body, I won't try to get in your pants until we're at least dating for a while and I promise to treat you with respect. So will you please go out on a date with me?"
It was quiet for 5 seconds before Brittany started to speak again.
"I also have an announcement for Quinn Fabray. Quinn, I sincerely apologize for treating you like a piece of shit. You are a human being and should be treated with respect. Again, I'm sorry. But please don't tell Santana to not go out with me, I like her and I think I could have feelings for her. She's the first girl ever to give me butterflies. So please, forgive me and accept my request for you to be my friend?"
There was some struggling on the other end of the speakers and they could hear Puck say 'don't say it Brittany just let it go'. After a while they heard a crash and the voice off an out of breath Brittany came back on the speakers.
"Oh yeah, Trouty Mouth? KEEP YOUR DIRTY PAWS OFF MY GIRL! End of the announcement."
Quinn, who was seated next to Santana, had her jaw dropped and looked like a fish gasping for water. When she finally got out of her stupor she started laughing. Jewfro, who had been filming Quinn and Santana because Brittany had requested that, immediately zoomed in on Quinn and made sure everything she said would be recorded.
"What is it?" Santana asked confused.
"She's... Oh My God... I just can't stop laughing!" Quinn managed to get out before having another laughing fit.
After five solid minutes of laughing, everybody was curiously waiting to hear why Quinn was laughing, she wiped her tears and evened her breath.
"Brittany's not even dating you, and she's already whipped! Can you believe it? Brittany 'Badass' Pierce is whipped by you and you two aren't even together! And she doesn't even know you. She only saw you and made an ass out of herself the other times she tried to get in your pants, and yet she's acting like a fool." she explained.
Jewfro then pointed his camera towards Santana to see her reaction. All he saw was an emotionless face.
"Well, this doesn't change the fact she hurt your feelings, and tried to get with me just so she could take my virginity. I don't trust her, what if this is all a game?" Santana quietly said.
"You don't have to go out with her if you don't want to, and I'm not planning to forgive her right away. We'll make her work for it, just let's see where this is heading. And trust me, I'll protect you San, you're my best friend. And by the way, Sam is also crushing on you. Give him a chance, maybe you'll two fall in love and then you don't have to try with Brittany. What do you think?" Quinn asked.
"Why not. If he asks me, I'll give him a chance. And for Brittany, I'll sleep on it. One date isn't dating so it can't hurt anyone right?" Santana smiled. She was afraid of getting hurt, and Sam looked like the safe choice here. Brittany was to much of a risk right now.
Jacob aka Jewfro uploaded his blog with the conversation between the two best friends and texted Brittany.
Check my blog Pierce, I think you'll be very interested. -Jacob
By the time third period ended everyone in school was talking about Brittany. They called her whipped, yeah she saw that one coming, and tamed. As if, she wasn't tamed, she was just getting her girl! Right now though, she had to find Trouty. After reading Jewfro's blog she punched a hole in a locker and then decided to teach Sam a lesson.
She also decided to walk past Santana's locker so she could ask her what she thought about a date. What she saw when she arrived at Santana's locker however, wasn't good.
The entire school got the message, stay away from Santana. But Sam apparently couldn't take a fucking hint. Because he was leaning against Santana's locker and she could hear the words 'Friday Night' coming out of his mouth.
Brittany saw red. He just messed with the wrong girl.
"HEY TROUTY, GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF MY GIRL!" she yelled.
The entire hallway got quiet and Sam looked like he was about to pee himself.
She stalked towards him and pushed him flat against the locker.
"What the hell do you think you're doing to my date Pierce?" Santana furiously hissed.
"Date?" Brittany asked while still holding Sam against the locker.
"Yes, date. So let him go now!" Santana yelled.
Brittany got a sad look over her face but didn't let go.
"Don't you want to go out with me friday night instead?" Brittany hopefully asked.
"No, now let him go! I'm warning you Pierce, I'll stab you until you bleed to death!" Santana threatened.
Brittany let out a defeated sigh and turned towards Sam.
"I'm working on wooing Santana, aka on making her my girl. But until that works out I want you to take good care of her. I mean it, no leering, no groping and you're not going to pressure her into having sex. Understood?" Brittany asked him, her face hovering over his and her eyes looking like they were on fire.
Sam gulped and nodded. "I promise." he said seriously.
Brittany nodded and walked away towards the bleachers to discuss step two of the plan 'Get My Girl'.
Sam smiled at Santana and said he would see her friday night. He then proceeded to walk towards his friends and left the hallway where everybody looked shocked that Brittany had said something so sweet and thoughtful.
Santana stood there motionless and was blushing like a fool. What Brittany said was so sweet and at the same time determined and possessive. It made her heart pound and her throat dry up. She shook her head, she couldn't fall for Brittany, not yet. She had to be sure that Brittany wouldn't hurt her. With that in mind she made her way towards the cafeteria where Quinn was waiting with some food and a smirk on her face.
"It didn't work Puck, we need to on to step two. Now. She's going out with Trouty friday night and I don't want that. So let's go! We have three and a half days to make the plan work." Brittany impatiently said when she arrived under the bleachers.
Puck sat on the leather couch holding 'the plan'.
"I heard, and yeah okay lets do this thing. Step two is simple really, you just..."
The entire day Brittany was absent. Everybody wondered what she was planning but mostly, they were glad that they didn't have to be afraid for once.
Quinn had other things on her mind, she was trying to convince Santana to give Brittany a chance.
"Come on San, one date can't hurt! Let her take you out next friday night. If she continues to woo you, you know she cares. If she stops and starts acting like a douchebag again.. Well then you can dump her." Quinn reasoned.
"I don't know Quinn, I mean come on, she left school after the hallway incident. It's like she gave up already. And again, she hurt you!" Santana argued.
"Well yeah, maybe she's planning something? Come on, you're blushing every time I mention her. It's okay to like her San, she isn't going to hurt you. I have known her for quite some time now, and she has never ever acted like that to get a girl. She has never even dated someone, she only fucks them and leaves. So that must mean you're special." Quinn tried to explain.
"But before the speaker-thing you wanted me to be with Sam?" Santana said confusedly.
"Because I thought you were just a game for her, but she made a fool out of herself for you!" Quinn exclaimed.
Santana thought it over for a second.
"Fine, I'll give her a chance. But if she doesn't show up for Glee, I won't. Then I'll give Sam a chance instead" she said determined.
Quinn nodded happily and hugged her. After that Santana got up to go to her locker before Glee started.
"Are you coming?"
"Yeah, you go ahead. I just have to text my mom" Quinn said.
After Santana left the cafeteria, Quinn quickly picked up her phone and texted Puck before following after her best friend.
She'll give her a chance. B better show and if she hurts S I'll kill her and make sure no one finds her body. And yes, I would love to go out on a date with you. Pick me up saturday night at 7 PM. If you're late I'll cut off your balls and make you eat them. -Quinn
When Santana and the rest of the Glee Club arrived at the choir room, they were shocked.
The entire room was full with pink roses, red roses, heart shaped balloons, candles and stuffed animals. In the middle of it all stood Brittany. She smiled at Santana and motioned for her to sit on the special pink chair.
The rest of Glee Club rushed to go sit on their regular seats so they could see what was going to happen.
When Santana sat down, Brittany handed her a single white rose and nodded at the band to start playing the song.
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Ooh!
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Ooh!
Never had much faith in love or miracles
Never wanna put my heart on the line
But swimming in your world is something spiritual
I'm born again every time you spend the night
Cause your sex takes me to paradise
Yeah your sex takes me to paradise
And it shows, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause you make feel like, I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long
Yeah you make feel like, I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Ooh!
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Ooh!
You bring me to my knees
You make me testify
You can make a sinner change his ways
Open up your gates cause I can't wait to see the light
And right there is where I wanna stay
Cause your sex takes me to paradise
Yeah your sex takes me to paradise
And it shows, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause you make feel like, I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long
Yeah you make feel like, I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long
Oh oh oh oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Can I just stay here
Spend the rest of my days here
Oh oh oh oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Can't I just stay here
Spend the rest of my days here
Cause you make feel like, I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long
Yeah you make feel like, I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Ooh!
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Ooh!
This time around, Brittany didn't want to seduce Santana. She wanted to show her how she felt, so she didn't dance sexy. She just did little twirls and danced around Santana.
When the song ended everybody cheered and clapped. Quinn nodded approvingly at Brittany and Puck yelled 'Get Your Girl Pierce'.
Santana sat there, blushing and giggling. She opened her mouth to thank Brittany for the song when she was interrupted.
"You can't do that Brittany, Santana's going out with me, not you! This isn't fair!" Sam yelled. Just his luck. He baited the hottest girl in the universe and now Brittany tried to steel her away.
Well, he knew she was going to do that, he just hoped he would have some more time with Santana before that happened.
"Sam, I'm still going out with you. I want to give you a fair chance, I want to see if we have chemistry. But that doesn't mean Brittany can't serenade me." Santana said calmly.
"So, what do you say Santana? Do you want to go out with me next friday night?" Brittany hopefully asked.
"Yes, I would love to" Santana blushed again.
Brittany smirked at Sam before taking Santana's hand and giving it a little kiss. After that she walked to her seat and motioned for Santana to sit next to her. Santana complied and smiled at Brittany before sitting down.
The rest of the period everybody talked about nationals and training.
But Brittany only smiled like a fool. She was one step closer towards getting her girl. Only thirteen steps to go, she thought to herself.
"Hey Pierce, I wanted to say I forgive you for doing what you did to me" Quinn said after approaching Brittany. Brittany looked around to make sure no one saw them together and nodded.
"But if you break her heart, so help me God Brittany. I will personally torture you to death, and when you're dead I'll put a spell on you so you'll go to hell where I'll make sure you'll be tortured for eternity!" Quinn hissed.
Brittany gulped and nodded.
"I won't hurt her Quinn, I already have feelings for her. I promise I'll treat her right and that when this year's over, she and I will go to college together and get married and have lots of cute little babies." Brittany rambled.
"You're really serious aren't you Brittany?" Quinn smiled.
"Yeah, I really am." Brittany honestly said.
"Good. FYI: you do know you're like already whipped right?" Quinn smirked before walking away.
"What? NO! I'm not whipped! Why does everyone keep saying that?" she yelled after Quinn.
She sighed and pouted, she wasn't whipped!
"You kinda are Brittany" she heard a very familiar voice say.
She turned around and saw the beauty that was Santana. For the first time today she could focus on how she looked, and boy did she look good!
A white lace strapless top, a light pink cardigan, light blue jean shorts and white pumps. Her hair was curly and her make-up natural.
She looked perfect as always. But today, Brittany loved it even more.
She looked so innocent, yet her cleavage made her look smoking hot.
Come on, yeah she liked the girl but she was only human. It wasn't her fault Santana's boobs were perfectly round and they bounced when she walked and she just wanted to lick that cleavage and..
"Brittany? I thought you weren't going to leer at me?" An amused Santana teased.
"Uhm.. yeah.. sorry it won't happen again" Brittany quickly promised.
Santana just laughed and walked away.
"I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go!" Brittany yelled after her.
Damn, that ass!
Santana just shook her head and chuckled. Brittany was a lot of things, but one of them definitely stood out.
'So freaking charming' she said to herself before exciting the building.
In The Building:
Brittany did a little happy dance and then proceeded to rush home so she could tell her mom all about Santana. Yes, everything was finally looking up for her.
She ran towards her car when she saw Santana get into her limousine. She had a perfect view on Santana's ass.
THAT ASS! She thought. Because she was so focused on Santana's ass, she didn't see that she was very close to her car.
* BAM *
The limousine drove away and Brittany laid on the ground.
'Damn my girl's hotness' was the last thing she thought before blacking out.
After waking up she made her way home and had to explain to her very amused mother that she had a black eye because she walked into her car.
"Why?" her mother asked.
"Because there was this hippo who sat on an unicorn?" She smiled hopefully.
Her mother just shook her head and smirked. "Is that the best you can come up with?"
Brittany just ignored her and mumbled to herself 'stupid unicorns, stupid hippos, stupid ass.. I mean sorry ass I did't mean it, please don't tell Santana.'
AN: I hope you guys enjoyed the story. Mistakes are my own and I apologize sincerely. If there are any suggestions or problems PM me.
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