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-MYHEART'SASTEREO

Hoshi: THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY GAME.

Warning: Het, slash, femslash, crack. The Robins are OOC as all get out, and I might have given up on making everyone else IC. And a TON of Fire Emblem: Awakening spoilers! Beat that game first if you care about spoilers! The Robins didn't do anything 18 or over in this family friendly game. Lots of suggestive lines. LOTS. THE ROBINS HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING 18 AND OVER IN THIS FAMILY FRIENDLY GAME.

Hoshi: Chapter Index included!

-TURNITUPWHENYOUGETLOW

BEFORE WE GET TO THE SUGGESTIVE STUFF.

Here's our Chapter Index:

Chapter 1 - Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Peach, Rosalina

Chapter 2 - Link, Zelda, Toon Link, Sheik

Chapter 3 - Pikachu, Lucario, Charizard, Greninja

Chapter 4 - Kirby, Meta Knight, King DeDeDe, Villagers BXY

Chapter 5 - Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Samus Aran, Zero Suit Samus, Ness

Chapter 6 - Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Little Mac, "Captain" Douglas Jay Falcon

Chapter 7 - Captain Olimar, Pit, Palutena, Dark Pit

Chapter 8 - Marth, Ike, Lucina, Special Bonus, Special Bonus 2 Electric Boogaloo

Chapter 9 - Wii Fit Trainer, Wii Fit Trainer Male Version, Mii Fighter, Mii Swordmaster, Mii Gunner

Chapter 10 - Yoshi, Wario, Mr. Game and Watch, R.O.B., Duck Hunt Dog

Chapter 11 - Sonic the Hedgehog, Megaman, Pac-Man, Shulk

Chapter 12 - This is what happens when you write a story before the game was complete, I mean - Dr. Mario, Bowser Jr., Ganondorf, and Jigglypuff

Chapter 13 - The Great War. Otherwise known as, hey, this story has a plot after all!

Chapter 14 - The Reason. Otherwise known as, wait, there actually WAS a reason for all this?!

Chapter Bonus - You are here! Now, enjoy the many cases of the suggestively worded situations!

The Case with Zelda

Did…did people really think there was an implied sex scene here…?

No, they just trained.

Well, Robin trained.

Zelda kind of just stared.

The Case with Sheik

"Yes, now raise your arms a little." Sheik instructed.

"I've done this many times." Marc pouted.

"Shhh, don't speak." Sheik reminded him. "You're ruining the effect."

Marc gave her an unimpressed look, but adjusted his pose like she wanted as she snapped some shots of him. He had been holding a light bow, riding a horse, playing a harp, and changing his positions for hours now.

"Hahhh…" Sheik dreamily sighed. "It's not the real Princess Zelda, but these will look nice in my collection."

"I don't know why you don't ask Princess Zelda to pose for you." Marc shook his head. "I'm sure she'd do it if it's for you."

"Hmph, you wouldn't get it." Sheik narrowed her eyes. "I am Princess Zelda's shadow and her alter-ego. I'm not fit to even exist, much less walk by her side. We may be the same, but she's a real person. I'm just someone she made up."

"I think you're fit to walk by her side." Marc said. "You're your own person, and you have every right to exist. Princess Zelda never would've survived this far if it weren't for you."

"Link was a better protector than I wa-!" Sheik stopped short when Marc dropped the bow. That weapon's expensive, Marc, whaddaya think you're doing?

"If it weren't for Impa's quick thinking and your existence, then Ganondorf would've found Zelda way before Link ever had a chance to protect her." Marc reasoned. "You're worth so much more than you think, and it's a shame most people can't ever see that."

"…" Sheik gave him an unimpressed look. "I'm still not falling for either of you."

"I didn't say it just to make you fall for me." Marc rolled his eyes. "I mean every word of it."

"Hmph…" Sheik blushed under her mask. "Can you put on these bracelets now?"

"Ah…more posing…" Marc deflated.

The Case with Charizard

…what, no. No.

Stop.

The Case with Greninja

Okay, you know what, if the Robins get married to someone, then that means they didn't go any further than marriage.

Let's cross out the case with Wario, Duck Hunt Dog, Pac-Man, Dr. Mario, and Bowser Jr.

Oh yeah, and if there's no official ceremony or Robins screaming about debt, then they didn't actually get married.

The Case with Fox McCloud

"You sure you can handle it?" Fox asked.

"Do I look like I'm made of porcelain, McCloud?" Marc answered with a question. "Just get on with it."

"I'm ready if you guys are." Robin chirped.

"All right, I'm going to do it, then." Fox said. "Enemies incoming, get into formation and blast 'em out of the sky!"

"Roger!" Robin answered eagerly as she broke formation to blast the enemies out of the sky.

"I'll back her up." Marc radioed in as he flew his Arwing behind Robin's to help her shoot down enemies.

"Ahhh…" Fox sighed in relief as he followed after. "So much better at destroying things than Slippy…"

"Barrel roll this, loser!" Robin yelled as she threw out some bombs.

The Case with Falco Lombardi

"I told you it'd feel like you're on Cloud Nine." Falco nodded.

"Clouds are made of water, so that wouldn't feel anything like this." Marc said. "Unless this is supposed to feel like we're laying in water, which it doesn't really."

"Marc, you're ruining the mood." Robin shook her head. "It does feel really good when you get used to it, though."

"Who knew we'd get the knack of flying so easily?" Marc beamed as he and his female counterpart carried Falco through the sky. Gotta make use of those trailer powers before someone patches it, after all.

"Now if you could just go into space…" Falco mused.

"I didn't think you were so eager to explode, Lombardi." Robin said.

"It was just a thought, Robin." Falco deflected.

"And they say birds of a feather flock together…" Marc looked out the corner of his eye.

"Hey, just because my name is a bird species doesn't mean you can just…!" Robin trailed off.

The Case with Zero Suit Samus

…wait, what?

Um, no. They just fought. And it wasn't a very nice fight either. Marc had to wait with a bunch of Maximum Tomatoes for a reason. They beat the utter crap out of each other.

And then they did some training.

They bonded through their fistfights like real women!

The Case with Dark Pit

"Wow, this really is your first time…" Robin raised her brows in surprise. "And such a lackluster effort!"

"Sh-shut up!" Dark Pit glared at her. "Let's go another round then!"

"Why don't we take a break before you tire yourself out?" Marc suggested. "You're never going to be better than Pit at this rate."

"Pit's never done anything like this either!" Dark Pit protested.

"Really?" Robin asked. "You would think he'd try out Target Blast."

"All right, new high score!" Marc cheered. "My mathematical skills are practically undefeated."

"Nerd." Dark Pit and Robin said in unison.

"This nerd's kicking both of your asses." Marc stuck his tongue out at them.

The Case with Marth Lowell

…

Okay, you know what, this is Marth, Caeda, and Roy's incident, and has nothing to do with the Robins.

Therefore, there is no reason to bring this up as the statement, "The Robins haven't done anything 18 and over in this family friendly game" would still apply regardless of whether or not Marth had a threesome with Caeda and Roy.

Let's move on!

The Case with Ike

"Chrom…Chrom…Chrom…"

"I'M NOT CHROM!" Ike yelled for maybe the eightieth time that day.

"Stop talking, you're ruining it for us!" Robin protested for maybe the eightieth time that day.

"Ruining what?! You just took me to Smash Tour!" Ike threw his hands up in the air. "Does your Chrom guy like board games or something?"

"Well, we did play chess a couple of times." Marc thought back nostalgically. "I wonder how he would've done if we played Smash Tour."

"Probably better than the Radiant Hero's doing." Robin gestured to the Radiant Hero. "Act more like Chrom!"

"Yeah, I'm not doing that." Ike rolled his eyes.

"Oh, the Hero King showed up on the board!" Marc pointed to Marth's card. "I call dibs!"

"You can have him." Ike immediately said.

"Oh, Lucina showed up too!" Robin bounced on her space as she waited her turn.

"Maybe I should use one of these board items…" He picked the one that drew in nearby items, netting both Marth and Lucina's cards. "I…uh…"

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF LUCINA, RADIANT HERO!" The Robins demanded.

"Should've used excitebike…" Ike muttered to himself as he tried to get some distance from Robin.

The Case with Lucina

"Good night, Lucina." Marc said after walking her back to her room.

"A good night to you too, Marc." Lucina nodded as she opened the door. He watched her slip into her room before walking out of the hall.

"I can't believe you didn't go any further than a dinner date." Robin grumbled immediately when he came into view.

"What?" Marc asked. "Wha—no! Robin, no. She's Chrom's daughter."

"Okay, but that didn't stop you whe-!"

"Chrom's daughter, Robin."

"You could've just kissed her, at lea-!"

"CHROM'S DAUGHTER, ROBIN."

"Okay, okay…" Robin rolled her eyes. "I get it. I was just teasing."

The Case with the Robins

"Have I tipped the scales yet?" Marc asked.

"You're ruining the mood is what you're doing." Robin replied.

"Thought you liked it when I moved my mouth." Marc grinned.

"You shouldn't be coherent enough to form sentences." Robin narrowed her eyes. "I'm clearly doing something wrong."

"Okay, I think that's enough." Marc pushed her away. "We go any further with this, and we'll have to start charging our audience."

The smashers that fell for the Robins quickly looked away once Marc gestured to them.

"Like we'd do anything 18 and over in this family friendly game…" Robin rolled her eyes.

The Case with the Bonus Robins

Sheesh, all the franchise smashers are going to be here at this rate… Anyway!

"C'mon, I know you're more flexible than this…" Assassin's Creed Robin licked his lips.

"This is going to hurt if you're not bendy!" Pink Robin chirped as she shifted her position.

"Nngh…!" was all Marc could get out.

"Right foot on red!" Blue Robin announced.

"Wha-?! There's no way I'm going to reach that!" Marc protested.

"Then lose the game already, you wimp." Assassin's Creed Robin rolled his eyes.

"I'm getting tired of this." Pink Robin managed to yawn despite her position. "Let's play something else."

"Well, I do have Mario Kart 8, if you're all bored of Twister." Blue Robin suggested.

"Oh hell yeah!" Assassin's Creed Robin cheered. "I'm going to blue shell some poor sucker!" Before he could get up, however, Marc managed to yank on his sleeve before putting his right foot on a red spot.

"Not before I put you in your place, you stupidly attractive brat." Marc growled.

"Oooh, aggressive Marc!" Pink Robin said in a sing-song voice. "You're so screwed, Assassin's Creed Robin."

"Yeah," Blue Robin knelt down to give the white-clad Robin a quick kiss, "he's going to wreck you." He got up to shelve Mario Kart 8 away and gave them all an unsympathetic look. "Good luck."

.-.-.-.-.

"That's a lovely face you're making." Red Robin smirked.

"Losing your cool so easily." Green Robin shook his head. "Can't handle both of us? You're really turning into a mess."

"Sh-shut up!" Robin demanded.

"Aww, that's cute." Red Robin grinned.

"You actually think you're not completely helpless in this situation?" Green Robin raised a brow.

"Stop looking at my face and pay attention to your own cards!" Robin barked.

"You always pay attention to your opponents' faces." Red Robin rolled her eyes.

"That's how you play any card game." Green Robin added.

"But then, I guess we can't expect someone who's all brawn to understand that, can we?" Red Robin chuckled.

"What did you say?" Robin snapped.

"I spoke words." Red Robin said slowly. "I would've thought you were more intelligent than that."

"Oh, I don't even care that you're hot anymore, you're going down." Robin glared at her, eyes glowing.

"You brought this on yourself, Red Robin." Green Robin said as he drew a card from the deck. "I'm afraid we can't save you."

"And you called Robin the dumb one…" Blonde Robin gave Red Robin a quick kiss.

"Was that for good luck?" Red Robin asked.

"Oh no," Blonde Robin flipped her hair, "I was kissing you good-bye."

The Case with Shulk

"This is a little hard…" Shulk protested.

"You'll get used to it." Marc reassured him. "Trust us, we have a lot of experience."

"This'll get so fun, you'll probably even forget it's hard." Robin added, moving her hand on top of Shulk's.

"It's a little restrictive too…" Shulk observed.

"Well, the movement in Tales of Symphonia Chronicles is a little clunky, sure." Marc nodded. "But this is an old game! You can't expect it to be flawless!"

"And besides, you're playing as that cool new character, Kratos!" Robin pointed out. "You're keeping us alive, Shulk. Now destroy that golem thing!"

"How do I attack again?" Shulk asked. "This controller has too many buttons…"

"Yeah, we don't get it either." Marc shook his head. "I think it's the circle."

The Case with Chrom

"Now," Marc licked his lips, "where were we?" Chrom looked away, unable to struggle since Robin had his wrists pinned down again.

"Continuing where we left off, right?" Robin reminded her counterpart. "Getting his clothes off."

"I can undress myself..." Chrom protested while Marc undid the straps on his shoulder guard.

"I'm not doing it because I think you're helpless." Marc smiled.

"Just relax, Chrom." Robin took a hand off one of his wrists, so that she could help get his shirt off.

"Why do my clothes need to be off, anyway?" Chrom asked.

"So you can wear something more casual." Marc explained. "We can't exactly go on a date with you looking like a prince from a faraway land. It would draw attention."

"Then why can't I-?" Chrom was going to ask why they didn't just let him change outfits when Robin abruptly snapped the buttons off his shirt impatiently.

"It's more fun if we do this." Robin grinned. "And besides, I think we know better about modern clothing than you do."

"And your fashion sense is atrocious." Marc added.

"What's wrong with my fashion sense?!" Chrom sat up before either of them could reach his belt.

"Chrom, please, we've had this discussion several times." Robin rolled her eyes.

"Hmph." Chrom pouted while his tacticians looked through their closet for suitable outdoors clothing.

"How about this?" Marc asked as he held up a swimsuit.

"Oh, that's the smallclothes from that beach outrealm we went to once…" Chrom thought back fondly. And then he blushed furiously. "You expect me to go out in just that?!"

"It's perfectly acceptable in places like this." Robin weakly reasoned. "You saw Shulk fighting in this not too long ago, if I recall correctly!"

"My fashion sense might be…less than excellent, but I am not wearing something that revealing in public." Chrom informed them firmly.

"Tch." The Robins cursed under their breaths as they looked for something else.

-OHOH!

Hoshi: There, now we are completely done with this installment! Now I can do the follow-up story, the unnecessary 'The Robins even romance the smashers who didn't get in?! Chrom's going to be upset' story, and the DLC bonus 'Robins, seriously, Chrom is not going to be happy' story.

Hoshi: Poor Chrom.