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Author's Note:
Yep, a bonus episode. Taking place between chapter 6 and 7, indicating what happened immediately after the "Weekend Warriors" arc. Slightly goofier episode than usual and maybe some personal opinions about the current anime state. Very personal.
"It was only one day after that fateful weekend where we all got together as an official team that the ruckus still didn't seem over. Looks like our Academy sort of got…unneeded. But first…beach time fun time!"
All of a sudden, the whole group is on the beach, all smiling in delight.
"Yay! Beach time! Even though it's only 53 degrees out and it's the highest temperature of the day, but either way, necessary bikinis! Whoo!" said Keena in a happy fashion.
"Yep, not clichéd at all! Jealousy of chests, accidentally tripping over women, yep, totally natural! Yay!" said Gavin.
"Uh…why ya two spouting like that? That's something I would say." said Michie.
"Maybe it's the minor heat going to their heads." said Kanna.
"Guess it's meant to be ironic. Or something." said Arnoul.
"Yeah…maybe you two have watched too much anime." said Lily.
"Yeah…dunno why we said that…" said Gavin.
"Maybe because there's too many beach episodes on them…were we a little too hard?"
"Nah, I would've said that, too. In fact, I'm also gonna say that in those kinds of episodes, the male character doesn't have an obnoxious close-up sexy shot because he's simply not a girl." said Michie.
Gavin would then looked slightly humorously annoyed, "Yeah, thanks..." he said in an annoyed tone.
"What's that? Looks like someone's about to go in the "Waaambulance"! said Michie
"Hey, hey, Michie, calm your pinkness down, 'kay? It's okay, Gavin, she didn't mean it. Now it seems she's the one taking it a little too seriously." said Keena
"You're right, kinda ironic when you think about it." said Gavin as they both then chuckle.
"Uh-huh, nice snarky response, you two." said Michie.
"Now, time to see what's all under our covers!" said Kanna.
They all throw their normal clothes and make a pose. Keena wears her red and white-striped two-piece swimsuit that has a tiny skirt, Gavin wears a tight white and black striped speedo, adjusting it a little. Lily wears a yellow two-piece with white outlines, Michie wears a pink bikini, Kanna wears a brown one-piece and Arnoul wears a blue one-piece swimsuit. After a couple of seconds, she would look slightly annoyed.
"So…are we still going to the beach or are we still posing like clueless models?" said Arnoul.
"Really, who goes to the beach to splish-splash, take a bath?" said Gavin.
"Yeah, we play volleyball!" said Keena.
"Ah, servicing up while servicing. Clever." said Michie.
"Well, I can throw a mean spike, sooooo…" said Kanna.
They then set up the net quickly as one team is comprised of Keena, Gavin and Lily against the team of Michie, Kanna and Arrnoul. Both teams spike the ball to each other in rather over the top ways. No matter how hard they hit, they always find a way to hit it back. That is, until…
"And now, my nastiest spike yet! I call it; The Nastiest Spike Yet!"" yelled out Michie as she actually kicks the the ball instead of using her hands.
"Wait, is that legal?" said Gavin.
"Lily, don't you think that doesn't count?" said Keena.
"Oh yeah, it does." said Lily.
"Barnicles! You're her girlfriend, of course!" said Keena and Gavin.
The ball approaches the both of them.
"Let me, I can try to kick it, too to see if she likes it!" said Gavin.
"No, wait, it's getting closer to me! I'll try a unique counterattack!" said Keena.
"Lemme~!"
"No, me~!"
"Lemme~!"
"No, me~!"
"Wait, let's both do it!" they both then settled, as they then jump quite high…only for them to notice that the ball is on the ground.
"We were such dummies!" they both said as they then yell as they both crashland to the ground.
"Well, I would laugh, but this ain't really that funny, really." said Michie as everyone approaches to Keena and Gavin.
"You two ok—WHOA." said Lily before looking shocked.
"Um…I don't think I've ever seen that before unless it was done in some sort of underground indie film of sorts." said Michie.
"You go, Keena! Although it was obviously accidental, so…why am I cheering?"
"It's usually the other way around." said Arnoul.
Keena slowly opens her eyes, nuzzling her head a bit as a small moan is heard, "This is a weird, but soft, feeling…" she said softly as both of her hands grab something and another small moan was heard. "What's that noise?"
She gets on her knees and opens her eyes, looking real shocked as it turns out, Keena's hands are grabbing Gavin's rear as they both blush as red as a tomato.
"I just grabbed my boyfriend's butt…this should be bad, yet…why is it so bizarre and non-cliché-ish instead of worrying?"
Suddenly, Keena jolts up in bed, panting a bit.
"Whoa…talk about out of the usual rehash…" said Keena. She looks to Gavin snoring next to her as she takes a deep breath and gets up and stretches. She then looks at the clock, which reads 6:06 AM as then a commotion is then heard outside.
"Guh~…what's that noise about?" said Gavin
"A protest, maybe?" said Keena
"Who would wake up at 6:00 AM to protest?"
"Fighting to have gay marriage legal?"
"Hm, maybe Lily and Michie are secretly leading it."
Keena would then open up the curtains to the windows as she would then look stunned at the calamity outside. Turns out it's tons of people with cameras, flashing all around.
"What in the world…?" said Keena
"Keena-kins, what's wrong?" said Gavin.
"We apparently have a river of paparazzi…"
"So, basically, tons of empty souls with a body."
"Yeah, that seems about it…"
"And that's just the start. I would say if it could get worse, but instead, I wanna substitute it to the word weird. Its gonna be a wacko trip."(giggles nervously then sighs)
[OVA Opening: "So Long & Thanks For All The Booze" by All Time Low]
Pick yourself up off the ground
You're sure as hell too good to let them hold you down
Waste of chances, waste of time (You gotta let me be me)
You waste it all on wasted lines (You gotta let me be me)
Back myself into a corner once again
Take you for a liar while you called yourself a friend
It's the end
It's the end
So gimmie gimmie my motivation
Gimmie gimmie my dreams
You gotta tear me down to set me free
And gimmie gimmie my revelation
Gimmie back my scene
You've gotta let me be
You've gotta let me be
You've gotta let me be… me!
OVA Chapter: "Paparazzi Parasites"
The group of 6, all now dressed in the Academy uniforms, are currently in the Student Council office, looking slightly concerned, but also planning on the situation.
"Has Constan Academy always been ridiculously private?" said Keena.
"Well…this isn't really the first time this place got attention, and I'm not even sure it's real." said Lily.
"Funny thing is, that there was archive files located about it, but to prevent further attention, they were heavily hidden." said Michie.
"I bet they buried them under here, the old way to hide epic sources!" said Gavin.
"Nope!" said Kanna happily as she puts her foot down on the floor hard, causing the wood plank to flip over as an archive of files then flip up from below. "They entrusted it to us!"
"Why, hello, awesome convenience!" said Keena in a happy tone.
"Note to self, consider being principal someday…" said Arnoul softly.
"Aha! I was…technically right?" said Gavin.
"Close enough, if you say it like that." said Keena, giggling a bit.
Lily then opens the files as the group then form a circle around the table.
"Around the mid 90's, there were reports that students were involved in learning either unique abilities, magic spells, and other forms of self-defense. These old pictures of the Academy almost did it in, so to speak." said Lily.
"Kinda odd…since the only entrance here is through a monorail." said Arnoul.
"And that it looks futuristic…" added Gavin.
"And that it should be noticeable even from far away…" added Keena.
"And that's it's called the Constan MAGIC Academy…" added Michie.
"Yeah…we just call it the Constan Academy to everyone else. They just though it looked slightly futuristic." said Lily.
"Whoa! Look! There's even a picture of the director back then!" said Keena, pointing to a picture of him. "He doesn't look much different, I admit."
"Oddly, he's never revealed his age. Ever." said Michie.
"Hey, says here that the guy who took the pictures even went to prison for trespassing!" said Gavin.
"His name was Pagan Heron." said Kanna.
The rest of the group try hard not to snicker, but are heard.
"What's so funny?"
"Sounds like some sort of parody name." said Keena.
"There's a phrase I never thought I'd hear." said Arnoul.
"I still don't have any clue. You guys are weird with a capital d at the end."
A small pause occurs.
"Anyways, so how in the world did get the attention outside?" said Gavin.
"Remember how in movies, people usually complain about something huge happening, like some sort of robot attack or big creatures, but the people in the movie's world don't take pictures to share it on social media websites or YouTube it for real proof?" said Michie.
"Uh-huh…" said everyone else.
Many minutes later, they then see themselves fighting their enemies on YouTube. Most notably Keena and Lily's fight against Mr. X on Friday, the fight against the rest of Eiko's team on Saturday, specifically Keena and Gavin battling Samantha and Xavier, and actually pretty much even one uploaded included the whole Icy Hail battle a day before. The group then react in shock.
"They were bored, weren't they?" said Kanna.
"This makes no sense…I was hiding when they were facing Mr. X, and not once did I get a suspicious feeling about cameras…" said Michie.
"Look carefully, though…there's a top angle on it, so it must have been up on a tree, but then X does the shockwave-like move, and he or she turns it off…" said Lily.
"And yesterday's fight has tons of uploads already!" said Keena.
"The Academy's rulebook hasn't stated about social media…and as a result…the mess outside." said Arnoul.
"They call us the Weekend Warriors…that's pretty predictable" said Lily.
"Sounds pretty catchy, although we can just be warriors any other day." said Gavin.
"Really? Not even "The Powered-Up A-Team"? " said Michie.
"I'm pretty sure even that's copyrighted." said Kanna.
"Says you." said Miche as she rolled her eyes.
"We're gonna hide another lie, aren't we?" said Keena.
"Seems to be the only way to go. We could just tell them we were…secretly filming a movie!" said Michie.
Another small pause occurs.
"I'm sorry, what?" said Lily.
"They always fall for that excuse. I mean, all that ice from yesterday can be considered to be good 'ol CGI. And the fights? We just have an awesome choreographer…from Thailand! They always make some insane fights."
"Ooh, ooh! We should ask the Mr. X guy to gain more scenes if we make this flick!" said Kanna, who's somehow completely misses the point.
"Um…I kinda took care of him." said Keena.
Kanna then blinks, "You petted him?"
"No, she killed his sorry ass." said Gavin.
"Yes." Keena said.
"Moving on, well, we're going with the movie excuse, then. But how are we gonna tell them to go away?" said Lily.
"Can't we just ask the Academy director dude?" said Gavin.
"He's become a bit of a heavy sleeper lately, I wonder why?" said Michie.
Meanwhile, in the Director's bedroom, he's sound asleep, holding a kittie plushie, murmuring in his sleep, "Cats everywhere…I wanna hug you all…"
Now, back in the student council office…
"Maybe he's a stamp collector." said Keena.
Everyone then nods their heads and agreement with comments like "Oh, that make sense." and "That also could explain the beard."
"I do have an idea, though. Who's willing to turn into the Director to tell them off?"
Gavin raises his hand, saying, "Well, I'm the only dude, so I can do the voice well, I think."
"I remember trying his voice once…they thought I sounded like Hulk Hogan." said Lily.
Another small pause.
"I vote for Lily, brother." said Gavin.
"Lilymania is running wild!" said Keena.
"Brother, brother, brother!" said Kanna.
Lily then looks with a humorous shocked expression in her face, then runs over to hug Michie, "They're kinda bullying me, Michie…"
"Wow, even you have your little kid moments." said Michie, giggling.
"Does that mean I don't need to be the Director?"
"Aw, you don't need to—Keena, now!"
Lily is suddenly turned into the Director by Keena casting magic at her.
"Sorry, Lily, but it'll only be once, I promise with a pinky swear." said Keena, then giggling nervously
"Well, it's gonna be a hell of a lot of pinky swears after this is done with." said Lily.
Disguised as the Director, Lily opens up of the main door of the Academy as tons of the paparazzi look onward. Meanwhile, the rest of the group watches from a room above, specifically Keena and Gavin's room.
"Hopefully, Lily's gonna blow them away!" said Keena.
"Hope so, seeing as she can't risk having a long speech." said Michie.
"Or referencing a quote on a character that she looks like." said Arnoul.
Lily takes a deep breath, then says the following with the deep voice, "You shall not pass!"
The group then laugh a bit except Arnoul, saying "Huh, I thought she would reference Seth Rogen."
Lily then continues, "Sorry, force of habit. I shall begin by saying that what you saw through the headlines, videos and even radio, if youngsters even listen to that whipperin' and snapperin', with those AM and FM station crap."
"Is she…is she ranting?" said Kanna.
"No, just trying to sell into the old man form well. Let's hope she doesn't overact." said Michie.
"Guess I do. C'mon, World War II jokes!" said Arnoul.
"You're having some sort weirdness thrill out of this, are ya?" said Gavin.
"Anyways, in short, we're…um…wait…uh…oh right, actually, what you saw was only testing footage being shot. They were testing a new CGI, uh…thingy, and they felt this was the perfect place. They all are now in either in Canada, Massachusetts, or even Greenland right now." continued Lily.
"Silly Lily. Greenland doesn't have people." said Kanna.
"Actually, just some people." said Keena.
"56,370, to be exact." said Arnoul.
"What a poor island." said Kanna.
"So with that said, there's no business for you being here. You can leave now and leave this peaceful Academy alone."
A small pause occurs as the paparazzi guys and girls all look at each other.
"So is there no Q&A?" one of them questioned.
"Back away, mortals!"
They all shrug and quietly leave quickly…however, a mysterious figure is outside the entrance as he talks through in a walkie talkie, saying "Unleash the secret weapon, boys."
"Uh…don't you mean unleash us, sir?" said the person on the other line.
"You're suspended after this."
The rest of the group sigh in relief, as Lily then quickly returns, now back to normal and sighing deeply, walking up to them, "I admit, that was easier than I thought."
"You should have heard Arnoul. For an android, she kinda didn't wanna shut up." said Michie.
"Is it wrong for me to riff on a shaky performance?" said Arnoul.
"No, I admit I stunk, too. It tried too hard."
"Like Matthew Fox. Did I say that right, Michie?" said Keena.
"Nailed it." said Michie.
"At least it was only a tiny scare. No way this'll get any more devious." said Gavin.
Suddenly a ninja appears out of nowhere crawling on the window, takes a picture, then disappears. The group would turn flabbergasted at this.
"Did Rubber Man just take a picture of us?" said Michie.
"Well, the Academy may now be safe, but we sure aren't." said Lily.
"Wait, before we jump the curiosity gun, maybe that ninja just liked taking pictures of people in conversations." said Keena with a cheesy smile.
"So…a secret agent."
"Yes! Wait, no! Wait…"
"She's the ninja! Get her!" said Kanna as then Arnoul flicks her in the back of the head, "Ow!"
"Not cool, Kanna! Aren't you supposed to be as smart as a dog?" said Keena.
"I'm not dumb, just rushy. Like a dog."
"Well, either way, whoever that was…he'll come to play soon enough." said Keena.
"Is he gonna play hopscotch?" said Kanna. The rest of the group respond with a groan.
("Don't Speak (I Came To Make A Bang)" plays in the background)
It's then close to evening as Keena and Gavin then move into the women and men showers, taking off their clothes and then just as they start to take baths at the exact same time, they also sing and dance a little at the same time:
Don't move, don't speak, even whisper
There's something happenin' but don't be scared
I'm too smooth, you never see me coming
I'm never in a hurry, I'm just movin' fast
Their singing is heard by some of the other students from both bathrooms who, instead of checking for curiosity, or telling them to be quiet, they just shrug and roll with it.
I said haow!
Oh yes you know I said haow!
I came to make a bang!
I said haow!
Yeah
Yes, I said haow!
I came to make a bang!
The music stops for a bit. Both of them leave the shower with towels then wrapped around them as they then walk to their room.
"Hm, so how we doing this?" said Gavin.
"Simple: no peeking~. Otherwise, you'll get spoiled." said Keena.
"That goes same to you." said Gavin, chuckling.
"Oh, I knew you'd say that." said Keena, giggling.
They then enter their room and as soon as it closes, the music and singing resumes as they dress up.
Pull me, I'm your fabulous weapon
I'll hit your target, boy/girl, so you see
Well I'm in too tight, gonna feel it tonight, yeah
Baby here I stand, I'm your impossible woman/man
I said haow!
Oh yes you know I said haow!
I came to make a bang!
I said haow!
Yeah
Yes, I said haow!
I came to make a bang!
I came to make a bang yeah!
Haow!
I came to make a bang yeah!
Haow!
I came to make a bang yeah!
Haow!
I came to make a bang yeah!
Haow!
I came to make a bang yeah!
Haow!
Keena wears jeans down to her elbows, a white shirt with a dragon-like figure on it, red Heroyk shoes and ends up with wrapping her usual hair. Gavin would wear long khaki pants, a blue shirt with the outline of a black puma in it and Adidas Celtics shoes.
"Oh, right, does Lily know about our date?" said Gavin.
"No prob, she already knows. She did say something about keeping watch, though." said Keena.
"You don't think they're gonna spy on us, aren't they?"
"What, the ninjas? So what? At least it won't connect too much to the Academy, right?"
"No, I mean, Lily and her buddies…"
Keena then hugs Gavin, "Aw, I doubt it. They can't be too curious. Not to mention now that we're friends, it'll be likely that they're concerned about our well-being."
"Mm. Hakuna matata~!"
"True that!"
They both then go to a restaurant around the Bangor city area. Interstingly, it's located
"Can't believe how such a fancy restaurant can have such low prices for it!" said Keena.
"And I'll pay it all!" said Gavin.
"Actually, maybe I could pay it."
"No, I insist, it was my idea, too."
"Aw, but I don't wanna leave you broke."
"But you're such a sweetie to even pay."
"You're the sweetie one."
Gavin blushes deeply,"Dah…!"
"Hee hee~! You lost!"
Gavin would chuckle a bit nervously, "You sure got me~…"
"You know, sure is a nice view and pretty unique that a restaurant is placed this up high."
Outside of the building, the remaining 4 of the group are standing on a rooftop of another building, trying to search around.
"Half-hour so far and there's not a single sight of a skinny dude in a black spandex suit." said Michie.
"Dang it…how's on your end, Kanna?" said Lily.
"I'm looking…" said Kanna as she's eyeing the food in the restaurant.
"More like she's looking to hunt something, Pres." said Arnoul.
"Focus, Kanna! Don't forget to look behind just in case…they could also be sneaking on us…" said Lily.
They all slowly turn around; only to turn back…three ninjas then appear to crawl on the building and as two take pictures of the 4 of them, takes pictures of Keena and Gavin.
"Shit, I knew it!" said Lily.
"All it took is three seconds! Three seconds!" said Michie.
"Not if I have something to do with it!" said Arnoul as she picks up one of her guns from her small bag. Turns out to be it's a railgun, with modifications.
"Holy mother of math…" said Lily.
"But you'll make noise!" said Kanna.
"Think I'd be that foolish?"
Arnoul the fires off three rounds of electricity from the railgun as literally no noise comes out of it and successfully hits the three targets as when they're just about to fall, they disappear.
"What the…" said Michie.
"Yep, these guys love to cheat." said Arnoul.
"Damn it! We're really gonna need to warn them now—wait, where'd Keena go?" said Lily.
"She went somewhere…you don't think the bathroom, right?" said Kanna.
A small pause happens.
"I would say I hate it when you're right, but I'd sound like a jackass…" said Michie.
A flush is heard in the ladies bathroom as Keena leaves one of the stalls and washes her hands, however, she's unknown that one of the ninjas is above her. She then gets a suspicious feeling that then concerns her. She looks in all of the stalls as they're empty, and then she looks up, but the ninja is now gone.
"Whoever it is, would kindly show yourself? I'm sort of new in this action thing, but…I can still pack a wallop!" said Keena in a nervous tone.
The ninja then appears from below, appearing behind her as he attempts to chop her, but she catches the chop. Keena then chuckles.
"I made myself sound nervous for you to underestimate me. Although, you should have at least noticed by my not so girly pants!"
She throws the ninja to the ground as he quickly gets up, as he keeps giving chops, then a kick, but Keena dodges carefully, not to damage any property, then launching a roundhouse kick, but he also dodges by jumping. He then tries to kick her while on air as she barely misses by back flipping. The ninja then runs after her, but Keena then quickly gets an idea, as when the ninja approaches, Keena opens one of the stall doors and successfully hits him, causing him to daze out.
"Sorry, ninja guy, but you also sort of deserve this for going to a girls' bathroom in the first place. Hyah!" said Keena as she punches him with a wind-up punch to his face. Evil laughter is then heard somewhere.
"Where's that coming from…?"
Turns out there was some sort of micro camera that also works as a comunnicator on the ninja's chest, as the slightly flamboyant voice then says, "Good, good showing there, Ms. Soga."
"You're the one responsible for dishing out the dirt?"
"Well, that's a little uncouth. I say I'm that I'm the one who's unraveling the secrets. The Academy shouldn't stay shy, young girl."
"Hey…wait…you're Pagan Heron, right?"
"Aw, congrats. That's one piece done."
"Is this all because you got locked up? I bet it's further than that…"
"Actually, it's to help you."
"Y-you're kidding me…"
"Shouldn't you get thanks for what you did the whole weekend?"
"It doesn't matter as long as I'm hanging around my friends. As long as the other students talk smack about me about the people I hung around earlier this year, I won't budge."
"Hm, that's so you. Just note that if you don't agree with me sooner or later, I'll keep attempting to scrutinize your lives."
"I dare you to try! We'll find a way out, and when we do, you might learn to respect a little privacy."
"Actually, I doubt you will…one of your friends is gonna take advantage of millions—nay, billions and will cause the attention to last even longer, maybe, forcing the secrets."
"She or he'll commit something, no doubt. Enjoy the possible conspiracies, Ms. Soga."
The micro-camera then shuts off and the ninja disappears.
"Hm…we need to have a reunion talk before we get sleep…" thought Keena.
Keena then returns to the table where Gavin is located.
"Whoa, Keena, you look like you worked up a sweat…did you squint?" said Gavin.
"Would you, uh…believe me if I fought a ninja in the bathroom?" said Keena.
"You're kidding."
"I smacked him with one of the stalls, then delivered a wind up punch."
"No, I'm surprised you didn't get touched."
"…Oh. Anyways, the 6 of us need to talk…I didn't just face the ninja…the mastermind of all this is revealed."
"Gotcha. I bet you're hungry as heck, huh?"
Keena then blinks, "You're absolutely right. 3 full ribs, please!"
"Me too!"
Later that night in the Academy, once again in the Student Council room, all 6 of them start their conversation.
"So they do attack after all?" said Lily.
"Yup. And at the way this is going, we're threatened to be chopped liver every day for the rest of our lives!" said Keena.
"Well, great, we're in possibly never ending nightmares, now we can't even possibly sleep at night!" said Gavin.
"We all need to plan accordingly." said Arnoul.
"True that. Let's brainstorm a bit…" said Michie.
Everyone starts thinking for a few seconds until…
"Aha! Here's my plan…maybe we should sign the contract, lure him out, and wham! We surprise him!" said Lily.
(Small pause occurs)
"So part of the plan is signing his contract, possibly having some sort of loophole that we can't get out of, abuse our asses trying to break it, thus putting us in more deeper ground that before?!" said Michie.
"Um…wow, that is kinda surprisingly dumb…guess I got desperate…" said Lily.
Michie then pecks her in the lips, "No, it's okay, I overacted, too. Blame the ninjas that might attempt to stab us in our sleep." said Michie, oddly calmly while hugging her girlfriend.
"Okay~…" said Lily.
"Anyone else? Maybe we should just sneak on wherever he is, and bingo!" said Gavin.
"That could work, but…that might sound too easy." said Keena.
"Yeah, his uber ninjas could just sneak on us…and they'll even tease us with jump scares!" said Kanna.
"Ugh, I hate that…valid point, Kanna. Want a doggie treat?" said Michie as she carries some sort of small, bone shaped chip on her left hand.
Kanna walks and swipes the snack and bites on it, "Yeah. I get it. I'm part-dog. HA."
"Whoa, grumpy." said Gavin.
"Where'd this come from?" said Keena.
"I mean, I was gonna tell you to host a press conference, get as many cameras on us as possible, use someone to say something outrageous to try to lure him so he doesn't summon his ninjas in a public place, then reveal him as the guy that attempted to swipe at us, and finally that the contract might also be a fraud. But yeah, keep treating me like a mutt, why don't ya?" said Kanna
(Small pause)
"What I'd say?"
The rest of the group the shake their heads, then Arnoul says, "Nothing in particular. Just a rant about animal rights."
"Oh well." said Kanna as she finishes the treat.
"Wait, what about the ninjas?" said Lily.
"I could cast a spell to have a shield put up, but…" said Keena, sounding uneasy.
"So, go ahead, Keena." said Michie.
"I kinda don't wanna take the easy way out. I'm feeling confident that I want to be a fighter, as I'm sensing a strength that's been in me all along lately. I kind of just don't feel like using this wand anymore…I'm still sort of inexperienced it with it. If I have to, though, I'll do it for my friends."
Just as Keena is about to do a spell, Lily then stops her.
"You're right…if you want to be a fighter like us; I figured it'll make it more interesting to face this crisis." said Lily.
"But remember, you're still with the wand until you've finished your studies here. Maybe you could use it from long range in some sort of way." said Michie.
"But still, Keena-kins, that's awesomely brave of you to say that. You're like a hero speaking like that!" said Gavin.
"I wouldn't say hero, but…oh, wait, we need to deal with the ninjas first, though!" said Keena.
"Actually…I don't think we even need to do anything." said Arnoul.
Everyone else then said, "Huh?" in mass confusion.
"I doubt there's anyway the ninjas will try to infiltrate us. You can all sleep soundly. Trust me on this."
Everyone then thinks for a bit and then nod, "We'll go with you, Arnoul." said Keena.
Deep later in the night, everyone's asleep in their respective beds as then plenty of black figures try to invade outside the Academy grounds. They then attempt the teleporting trick. However, after many of them attempted it, they instead end up about 100 feet in the air and start to fall. They attempt the teleporting spell again to try to land safely on the ground, but they don't have the power anymore, as they land on the ground, but instead of their bodies splattered, they explode in black dust as the wind then blows it all away. Two more waves of ninjas also try it, but also to no avail as they also vanish.
"Uh, boss…?", one of the ninjas tells with full of fear in his voice through a micro camera where Pagan Heron is watching, "I think that place is haunted, man."
"Oh, bull! They're just playing mind tricks on you!" said pagan Heron.
"But boss…we tried teleporting and they just end up mysteriously on the air and they can't seem to teleport back…"
"I don't care! I trained you all for a reason, didn't I? Said reason is to spy, photo and comment! Now get going, you nincompoops! Try and try again! We'll end up victorious!"
"Turns out, they didn't end up victorious."
It's now morning time as Arnoul says that. Many of the students surround the heavy amount of black dust left by the fallen ninjas, as comments follow to be related to this such as, "Did we have an overnight parade?" and "I didn't know we had a Halloween-esque party." The group of 6 are also there, with Arnoul, of course, the only one who knows about this.
"The Academy has an anti-teleporting effect, sucking out all the energy of the user who would try to cast it, causing the caster to suddenly be about 100 feet in the air and on the ground hard. Luckily, since these ninjas don't seem to be actual human, they just disappear." said Arnoul, telling it to her friends.
"The Academy sure trusts us back." said Lily.
"Hm, maybe I should call you the female Sandman, from the way you dusted them off." said Kanna.
"No, she needs a cane to whack people with, and then we can call her that." said Gavin.
"Don't you two mean "Sandwoman"? said Keena as she laughs a bit.
"Wait, as part of the plan that Kanna spontaneously gave to us, who's gonna be the person saying something outrageous to lure him?" said Michie.
They all then look at Michie and nod.
"I'm guessing me, huh?"
"You're the critic, after all." said Keena.
"Horrible idea."
"Eh? You playing reverse psychology on me or something?"
"No, that's the sad, yet scary truth."
"And why's that? Peer pressure?" said Gavin.
"No, I exaggerate."
"But isn't that perfect? The press would go nuts over any profanity you might use!" said Lily.
"So in other words, like how in the Crank movie sequel, with that one scene with the news reporter, it'll be uncensored for no adequate reason, but for shock value?"
(Small pause)
"You can say that." said Lily.
"Good. Although, could you bring Japan to my attention, too?"
"Wait, what?" said Arnoul.
"It's the only way I'll do it, guys. If I'm gonna have a couple of minutes of fame, I might as well shout, shout, let it all out to these things that I could do without, so come on. I'm talking to all of you, come on."
"Clever 80's song reference. She's serious." said Arnoul. They all then nod. "I should also note…I did a little hacking on this Pagan Heron…the rumors on this guy seem pretty legit."
"So he's done crime, too, huh? Let's see if we'll actually bust him this time!" said Kanna.
"It's all settled! Guys, let's give 'em a photo finish to really talk about!" said Keena.
After a few hours, the same paparazzi that appeared on the day before would actually be allowed to enter this time, however, a hefty amount of Japanese reporters also appeared, actually even more than the actual paparazzi. From above the Academy's roof, Keena and Gavin notice the whole spectacle.
"This is gonna be kind of a cinch. Michie better be careful to not admit a little too much." said Keena.
"I'm more curious on why she wanted Japanese reporters, though." said Gavin.
"Maybe she wants to spread the love of vampire critics everywhere!" said Keena.
Gavin then tries hard not to laugh.
"It's okay, you can laugh, Gavin-gins." said Keena, also trying to hold a laugh.
"Just the idea of more vampire critics is just bizarre, yet awesome!" said Gavin, then laughing.
"Or maybe not being shy of having pink hair."
"Knowing people who like name, they might hail her with a color like that. Oh wait, it's gonna start in a bit."
"Let's jump down there. Okay, Michie, let's see how you roll along with your mouth."
They both jump off the roof and land on the ground with their feet. The conference then begins to start with many flashing cameras as Michie then appears out of the curtains as she approaches the microphone, then clearing her throat. In a private room in where he's located, Pagan Heron would watch this on a big TV, grinning, then saying, "I knew you all couldn't help it."
Michie then takes a deep breath, then finally starts talking.
"Um. Hey. Look…for all the rumors you've all been hearing about the Academy being a possible supernatural place. How long are you gonna believe false rumors. Have you all checked Twitter lately? It's like a fake death trending. That's the whole deal with the Academy. It's just an Academy where they teach us all the usual studying systems and it just looks slightly flashier. It just so happens to be in Maine and it's surprising how it didn't get covered form its inception. However, I am gonna say something, so don't even try to tune out.
See, the anime industry has kind of been down in the dumps lately. However, not because of quality, not because of choosing exposition over action, not even because the heavy reliance of fanservice. No, the real cause of this is no doubt Harem anime."
"Oh. No wonder she warned us." whispered Keena.
"Risky, but she's no doubt spoken the truth about it in blogs, but speaking it to probably almost the whole world will definitely get attention. My girlfriend indeed." whispered Lily.
Michie then continues, "No one wants to fucking see that. It's sexist, it's desperate, and the worst part is this shit always sells! It sexist for BOTH genders! It's sexist for females because it shows how desperate they are just to get one guy and battle each other for him, despite the fact that there are more fish in the sea and at least learn to communicate with other possible males around, not just get one fucking guy! And it's sexist for males because the writers make it seem that if you're boring, generic and uninteresting; you're no doubt the perfect guy. That's a big "fuck you" for males who actually do have unique quantities, trying hard to even try to get a girl, no matter if they look ugly or pretty and have difficult lives.
As for the ladies, it's also a big "fuck you" for the fact that instead of accepting the terms that a guy you might have a crush on is already taking, you try to seduce him. I've seen PORN more charming, developed and amusing than this! Also, Japanese animators, it doesn't always have to just be porn to involve sex! Ecchi anime have also been tease, after tease, after fucking tease! Newsflash, Japan! You don't have to show and tell, you can just imply it in the most subtle way possible! Or, at least make it softcore to at least show that that you're ballsy enough to show that you're going for it, not just have teases everywhere, not only to bait us, but that it could actually be surprising! Have the guy suddenly take advantage to really surprise people to show he's not that boring after all! Have the girl realize how wrong this is and realize that this is not the way to go!
My advice to Japan is this; if you want to make Harem anime, fine, but at least try something with your male lead. Make him a pervert, or sleaze, or berserk, or snarky guy that has a heart, ANYTHING! As mentioned before, your freaking porn actually has these good quantities, plus actual sex! And for that matter, why must it be a group of girls hanging round a guy and they all have a crush on him? CAN'T THEY JUST BE FUCKING FRIENDS?! Does these Japanese know the word "friends"?! We're hanging around a guy and we're not fawning over him! We're gonna be nakama! We're gonna be true companions! Not the bullshit ones you see in Harem anime, no, we're gonna be one of those ones with a real deal! This weekend we're either seeing a movie, or going to the arcade, or even train with each other for fun! Basically, what I'm trying to say is….there's not enough friendship and too much fake love over an uninteresting guy. And as for love, at least make a legit relationship, no matter if it starts slow or fast, at least no one has to battle for a guy, or even a girl. A loving relationship can be with two people, but you can still make as many friends as possible. In fact…"
She then looks at Lily to the left of her as she responds with a nod and walks to her.
"Her name is Lily Shiriashi and…we're gonna marry someday."
They then kiss for a couple of seconds as the cameras really roll with the flashes, causing tons of chit-chat. Pagan Heron then sees this dollar signs on his eyes and says, "I must go there right now!" as he then leaves on where he's located.
"Um…was this part of the plan?" said Gavin.
"She's really pulling out all the stops. However…it's indeed quite personal for her." said Keena.
As Michie and Lily part their lips, Michie would continue, "Speaking of teasing, Japan, instead of promoting how there could be a couple between two girls, why not actually do it? "Kanamemo" could do it, so why not everyone else?"
"And not just a cheap relationship, either, make it notable, too, and like Michie said, be ballsy and don't be afraid to be too shy about kissing either!"
"And with that last said, that finishes everything wrong with the anime industry and thank GOD I've let all the steam out of me, so peace, everyone!"
"WAIIIIIIIT!", a voice said. That turns out to be Pagan Heron, running towards them as he then jumps over the paparazzi to be in front of Michie and Lily. His now-defined appearance is quite something as he has a Hawaiian shirt, long jeans, looks to be in his early 30s and the biggest shock of all is that he actually has muscles and looks quite ripped.
"Huh, I was expecting him to look kinda portly." said Gavin.
"He kinda reminds me of that Xavier guy…" said Keena.
"You two sure put on quite a show! I'm also aware about your whole team and that maybe you deserve a better deal than before! How about you all get your own mansion, maybe set you up with a reality show for vh1, or any wishes your desire!"
"Hm, that would be nice…but I got all that I need, you dope."
"Huh?"
"Forget all the fancy rich stuff, cause what we all have is enough!" said Lily.
"It's a nice little price, though, I promise there are no lies, it's all truth for me!"
The rest of the group then approaches him.
"No lies, eh? What do you explain of this?" said Arnoul as she then carries an amount of archived files.
"Just a couple of files, what's your deal?"
"You've been rumored to cause crimes of fraud in the past 15 years, running more than 3,000 lives by doing the same shtick by taking advantage of stories, changing name after name, even changing your appearance a few times to keep it hidden throughout the US. Funnily enough, the only crime Pagan Heron did was jumping over here in 1994." said Lily.
"You've been with at least 15 different names, and yet you got away with some of them, yet some look-a-likes are the ones being in jail cells instead, getting even more innocent people suffering for nothing!" said Keena.
"Some people even call you the closest to having a deal with the devil. A more recent photo of you shows that supposedly you're a Satanist. Seems like you made a similar deal with some sort of devil yourself." said Gavin.
"You have the power to summon ninjas from the dark by overachieving your Satisnism." said Arnoul.
"You're not just a bad person, you seem ridiculously evil!" said Kanna.
Pagan Heron then laughs a bit, then saying, "Okay, maybe I may have done some of these things, and I admit, I'm quite proud, too! I'm $900 million dollars rich as a result! I barely even waste them at all! I love all this worthy wealth!"
"Congrats, you bastard. Congrats." said Michie as she sarcastically claps.
"And even if I get arrested, I'll just bail out of there in no time flat! I'll still have some million dollars left! America's that gullible!" said Pagan Heron as he laughs.
"Actually, maybe we could help out on that." said Lily.
"Ha! What do you mean?" said Pagan Heron.
"The pain you suffered to the innocent people you tricked!" said Keena.
"What's that?"
Michie first begins to slap Heron 8 times as Lily then uses one of her big hands to toss him up in the air up to 100 feet as he yells loudly, and then catches him with the same hand and puts him on the ground as he looks dizzied out. Kanna then goes into dog form and headbutts him hard in the stomach as he kneels over. Gavin then approaches and then gives him a DDT, faceplanting him onto the ground. Keena would then pick him up to his feet. He would daze around like a drunk person.
"I…wasn't ready…c'mon, I have muscles, you know!" said Pagan Heron, attempting to swing his fists as he stumbles around.
"How about I let you try to land a punch on me? That good?" said Keena.
"You're gonna be sorry, then!" said Heron as he attempts a punch, but Keena catches it and Heron struggles to get out.
"Hm, I'm not even holding your hand that hard."
"N-not fair, I thought those steroids would be foolproof!"
"Well, isn't that ironic? Now you share to kinds of pain; being tricked and karma!"
Keena then gives than lands an uppercut on him as he would be launched pretty high on the air and he lands hard on the ground as he's now knocked out cold.
"Checkmate." said Keena.
"The police would then arrest him and at this rate, he's looking up to about 100 years in jail. Think of this as revenge for all the people he tricked. Interestingly, his powers magically disappeared as a result. They say getting caught by the Police will have your powers magically leave out of you since most deals work with without getting caught. Interestingly, the paparazzi where all his, too, as they also vanished into dust, with the Japanese reporters being the only ones to witness it all after all, however, what only mattered is Michie's speech, who no doubt is gonna cause some sort of controversy within Japan, but America immediately agreed with her and it turned out to be a top news story, too. We don't know if it's gonna heavily affect Japan, but hopefully, it's some sort of wakeup call to stop its repetition. The Academy remained secret and better social online laws have been stated for this to not happen again. So now we can relax in peace. My friends truly rocked, no doubt, and we're sure to have awesome adventures together, but I do admit there was one weirder thing that I can't believe happened." thought Keena.
The bell rings as the students then leave from the classroom. Keena and Gavin would walk together on the way to their room.
"Gah…kinda weird that an Academy like this would have these kinds of subjects…I mean, is Math even magic-related?" said Gavin.
"If you put it in a chemical sort of way, then perhaps it's a yes." said Keena, giggling a bit.
"Well, at least it's now Friday, so no more studying worries for a while, also, football!"
"Let's all watch it! I'm sure they'll also dig the Saints. Although, I think it'd be nice if we also watch a Ravens game, though."
"Oh yeah, you were born in Baltimore. And it's also Ray Lewis' last year, so it'd be appropriate."
"Maybe they'll even be in title contention! What do you think? Think they're gonna reach there?"
Gavin then chuckles, "When they day comes, we'll know."
They then open the door to their room, then enter and then close.
"Its funny how non-chalantly take we off our clothes. Thank goodness we're not shy about it, so it's a welcome change." said Keena.
"I do admit I blush sometimes looking at you, though." said Gavin, who's actually blushing right now.
"Well, guilty as charged, then." said Keena as she giggled and blushed a bit.
They both start to take their clothes off, only leaving their underwear.
"Hm…I could try to surprise glomp him from behind. That's gonna be a real cute and playful showing!" thought Keena
"I could suddenly and surprisingly kiss her to show how smooth I am and ballsy I am while still playful!" thought Gavin.
"Ready…set…go!" they both thought as they then try to surprise to each other, but then they trip on their feet and fall.
Keena slowly opens her eyes, nuzzling her head a bit as a small moan is heard, "This feels rather soft…" she said softly as both of her hands grab something and another small moan was heard. "This is kinda familiar…"
She gets on her knees and opens her eyes, looking real shocked as it turns out, her hands are grabbing Gavin's rear as they both blush as red as a tomato.
"You have got to be kidding me…I can't tell if this is a dream or a nightmare or…" thought Keena.
"Mnn…she's groping me before I could…it was an accident, but still…" though Gavin.
They both both then stop worrying as they then begin to laugh at their current situation. After a while, they then stop laughing.
"If Michie saw us, she would have praised us right now." said Gavin.
"Know what? That'd be one heck of a genre buster right about now." said Keena as they both giggle for a bit more.
[OVA Closing: "Panic Station" by Muse]
Doubts will try to break you
Unleash your heart and soul (soul)
Trouble will surround you
Start taking some control (-troooool!)
Stand up and deliver
Your wildest fantasy (-sy, -sy)
Do what the fuck you want to
There's no one to appe-e-ease
Ooh, 1, 2, 3, 4 fire's in your eyes
And this chaos, it defies imagination
Ooh, 5, 6, 7, 8 minus 9 lives
You've arrived at panic station
(First part of guitar solo only)
Ooh, 1, 2, 3, 4 fire's in your eyes
And I know that you will fight for the duration
Ooh, 5, 6, 7, 8 minus 9 lives
You've arrived at panic station (Whoa!)
OVA END