Jackie opened her eyes.

She was immediately hit with a killer pounding headache.

Her vision was blurry, her stomach hurt...everything hurt.

Wincing, Jackie slowly sat up.

"Why's ther'...blood on the sh-sheets?" Jackie yawned, looking down.

Suddenly she remembered everything that happened last night.

North's party. Drinking. Bunny. Drinking. More drinking. Bunny. More Bunny. A lot of Bunny.

Realization caved in on her.

"I fucked the Easter Bunny."

-0-

Bunny paced around his warren nervously.

Every step he took was filled with anxiety. What will the other Guardians say?

Would...would they be mad? Jacqueline was technically a minor...she may be a relatively young spirit, only 300 years old...but she was in the human body of a young girl, seventeen being a minor.

Bunny felt sicker when he remembered his own ancient age compared to Jacqueline's.

After getting home and scrubbing his fur raw, Bunny attempted to attend to his killer headache.

Hungover seemed like an understatement at this point.

-0-

Jacqueline stood up slowly.

Her brow and palms were clammy, and she had a awful headache.

Last night had been her first time ever drinking that much alcohol...was this what Bunny called a...hangover?

Bunny...

The thought of her colleague made her feel awkward at best. She only remembered bits and pieces of last night. While none of them were particularity unpleasant, Jackie felt her stomach churn at the thought of her and Bunny...as one.

Jackie shook her head. Everything hurt. And by everything, she meant...everything.

Jacqueline slowly trudged into the rooms bathroom and turned on the shower. She just...needed time to think.

-0-

"Sector 17, Nicaragua! Molar and canine Sector 9 San Diego!"

Tooth stopped fluttering about for a moment, rubbing her sore head.

One of her fairies noticed her discomfort and motioned for her to sit down.

"No I can't take a break I have to-" Toothiana began.

One of the fairies shook its little hands at her and pushed her away gently.

Tooth sighed, understanding the message, drifting down to lay down in some grass.

Last night was North's before Christmas party, and she had just enough alcohol to make her have a headache, but not enough to be drunk.

Tooth thought back to the party. She giggled at the memory of Sandy and North attempting to play tag, even though North couldn't fly...

She sighed at the thought of her playing checkers with cookies and no board...by herself...

Then there was Jackie.

And Bunny.

Tooth shot up form her spot, instantly regretting it when her head felt like it was full of needles.

-0-

(memory of the night)

-0-

Tooth sipped another glass of champagne. Usually she discouraged alcohol in general, but she always let loose a little around Christmas.

Tooth was currently talking with Miss Fortune, or Lady Luck, the spirit of fortune and misfortune.

"Manny better pick me as the next Guardian! You guys seem like such a good family." Luck said.

Tooth flashed a smile, "I'm sure you'd make a great Guardian. Have you met Jacqueline yet?"

"Ooh! The new girl! You know, i've seen her flying around once or twice in the past few centuries, but as luck has it, i've never actually got to meet her properly...is she here?" Miss Fortune asked.

"Shes here alright, maybe a little tipsy, but you know..." Tooth awkwardly led the tall woman around the corner.

Both were surprised at what they saw.

On North's red leather love seat, sat two of the five Guardians.

Last time Tooth had seen Jackie was when the frost spirit was playing poker with the the Leprechaun and July Fourth.

Apparently a lot had happened since then.

Bunny and Jackie were full on making out, neither one of them coming up for air, lips locked and sealed together, soft moans coming from both. One of Bunny's paws was lost in Jacqueline's long air, the other trailing around her waist. Both of Jackie's hands were dug into Bunny's chest, both small hands had fistfull of the Pooka's chest, fur wrapped around her fingers.

Both women stared at the sight for three minutes.

Luck finally broke the silence and pulled Toothiana away, whispering "I didn't know Bunnymund and...Jacqueline were together."

"Th-They're not." Tooth whispered, magenta eyes wide.

Luck raised a brow, "Then explain the sex on the couch between them."

Tooth gasped and shrieked "They would never..."

"Have sex? Toothy, Bunny is no stranger to the concept, and Jacqueline is quite the corker, from what i've heard so far. It is no surprise they would end up-"

"B-But...No! Jackie is just a child and they are always bickering." Tooth fought.

"Let them have their fun. I'll talk to Jacqueline later." Miss Fortune smirked, walking off into the party.

Tooth peeked around the corner of where she had been hiding.

The two were gone.