Jason had, at last, some time away from the superhero gig. So, instead of doing the algebra homework he still hadn't finished, he decided to play an online game. And it was horrible. He was skyping with his teammates to better communicate, but it wasn't helping at all. Besides the support, no one else seemed to know what they were doing. One of them even walked head first into a teamfight, without his team.
"Jesus Christ!" He exclaimed at some point.
"It's obvious he's trying..." A girl from his team said quietly.
"Yeah. You can't be that bad without trying." Another guy said. These two had been going at it for the past twenty minutes, and Jason was this close to head butting his computer to death.
"Why can't we just take objectives...?" Another girl mumbled. This one was playing as the support, and to be honest, Jason wanted to throttle her least of all. But he still would if given the chance.
"Because if we leave our base, they're gonna win?" Jason almost yelled. This whole thing was giving him a migraine.
"Oh my god." She said. "This bitch is standing right there and laughing-do something!" She practically screamed at him. Slightly terrified of her outburst, Jason did his best to kill the enemy player. Unfortunately, her friends were hiding just behind her, and Jason didn't even get a chance to process what was happening.
"Jaysus!" The girl screamed. Even the other two idiots stopped at that.
"Ja-jaysus?" One of the guys said, barely containing his laughter.
"Is it because of my name?" Jason asked out loud, the joke completely lost on him. He could almost hear her roll her eyes.
"This should be, like, your new username dude." Another one of his teammates said.
"Jaysus?"
"Yes, Jaysus."
Jesus.
No, I was not being lazy when I wrote that. Okay, maybe a little, but I've had almost no time to work on anything (I've already written up to five chapters in my other story). Trust me, though, this'll all make sense later.