The Lost Chapter- Well, not exactly lost. This is what Jason to in The Breakfast Bludgeoning though.
Jason had at first thought that this mission would be simple enough. But, as with almost everything in his life, that was not the case. Instead of talking out the thugs and securing the drugs, Robin, Lagoon Boy and BB were now faced with Bane and a woman with oddly-shaped, yellow hair, who had the same amount of muscle as Bane himself.
Lagoon Boy, ever the arrogant ass, had jumped right in, thus earning himself a broken arm right off the bat. So now it was just Beast Boy and Robin against Bane and Banana. Beast Boy morphed into an elephant and charged at them, giving Robin enough time to get Lagoon Boy of the way.
Banana, whats-her-face's new nickname, managed to roll out from under Gar's massive body. She sneered at Jason, who was currently helping Lagoon Boy get up. She lunged at them.
Jason managed to block with his forearm and punched with the other hand. His fist caught her in the face, staggering her. Jason heard the crunch of her nose echo throughout the warehouse. Banana had completely dropped her guard, so Jason reached to his utility belt. He threw the rope at Banana, and it wrapped around her body, starting from the ankled and reaching the shoulders.
Banana went down with a cry of pain, and her body started writhing as electricity run through it.
"The Hell did you do, minnow?" Lagoon Boy said, surprised and in pain. Jason didn't bother answering. Instead, he helped him up and guided him outside, where it was relatively safer.
When he got back, Beast Boy had turned into a tiger and was clawing at Bane. Or at least, he was trying to. Bane kicked the boy in the face, sending him flying. As his body crashed into one of the tin walls, he reverted back to his original form, officially unconscious. Bane turned to Jason with a satisfied smirk.
"You're next, niño."
Jason was standing far from him, so he started throwing batarangs. They bounced off Bane's skin before they could any damage to the bulk of muscle that was calmly walking towards him. Banana groaned in pain and Bane stopped to glance at her disdainfully.
"Aw, you broke my friend..." Bane said, mimicking complaint. "Reminds me of the time I broke the Bat." He grinned.
Jason tried to tangle him with the same rope Banana was in, but he easily tore it off him before he was electrocuted. And he kept walking towards him calmly. If Jason was panicking, he tried not to show it.
"Wishing your friends were here yet?" Bane laughed.
"Are you kidding? He hates us." An all too familiar voice chuckled from above. Standing on top of the rafters was none other than Nightwing, next to whom was KF.
"You kids need to learn your place." Bane growled at them. KF disappeared for less than a second and then appeared back to his former spot with an unconscious Gar.
Jason saw the opening Bane was giving him and dove in. Despite the man's best efforts, Jason was too fast and Dick's aim was too good. It took two minutes of brawling and cursing for Bane to be as incapacitated as Banana.
"Good job out there, Jay." Nightwing praised as he placed his hand on Jason's shoulder. The younger bird felt a mixture of emotion's overcome him; relief and utter disgust.
"Piss off..." He mumbled and shrugged his brother's hand off.
Jason just had a tsundere moment there...Sorry for the initial lack of humor in this one, but I'm feeling kinda sick today...