Authors note: hey guys! Sorry I haven't uploaded in a while because of test and school starting up again. It's driving me to the point of insanity! I'm like Simon in adventure time but instead of the crown it's school driving me crazy. Not funny sorry :p I'll stop. Please check out my profile please and my other story for adventure time it's not getting a lot of views and I'd like a little more before I'd update on that. Sorry it's short. Anyways, please follow, favourite, and review (it really makes my day, my week even). Keep inspiring others. Bye!
Dear Diary,
I knew Pepper was right. That twat Marceline ( excuse my language) is not fit to be known by me. She is not worthy, she is unintelligent and mature as a 2 year old. Plus, she dresses like a peasant. She also calls me Bonnie how dare she not address me as my proper title. How rude. I am glad she is not a citizen of my kingdom. I should throw her in my kingdoms jail for being so rude to the princess. I will apply force as the princess on her the next time I see her. I am sorry for the rant but otherwise from that my Birthday was lovely.
-Princess Bonniebel Bubblegum
