A quick warning: this will later contain FrUk! Very small FrUk. We do not own Hetalia! Enjoy (aru)! ^J^

~Kolko and AnimeAru

America heard his annoying alarm clock and groaned. His headache was gone but he felt
much more tired than usual.

"I could have sworn I went to bed at 10:30," he said. He yawned and
reluctantly and got up. Today was a very important Allied meeting. He had to
look his best. He then looked in the mirror.

"HOLY SH*T!" America screamed, noticing that he now had pair of tan
cat ears on top of his head. "Okay, no need to worry. You are the hero!
Just, wear a hat and pretend nothing is happening." He put on a baseball
cap and rushes out the door.

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"This is a disaster!" France screamed, "Not only is my hair
getting grey but it's unevenly white! And everything is just off!" He
sighed at the mirror. "This will never do! I am the fashion capital of the
world! Oh! I can wear a stylish hat! Yes! I just bought a new top hat! It's
perfect!" he said with delight. He put on a hat. "I'll take care of
those white hairs later," he said as he rushed out the door.

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China stared at himself in the mirror. He had big grey cat ears.
"Aiyaa," he gasped, "I must be getting old aru. Is this what
happens when you are old aru?" He shook his head of the nonsense. he dug
through his closet. He could NOT miss the meeting today. They would all get
suspicious. He found a top hat. "Since when do I have a top hat aru?"
he asked himself. He put it on and rushed out to avoid being late.

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"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!" England screamed. His ears were brown and
folded. "I swear I wasn't drunk last night!" he said. "I can't
let the others see me like this! Then again, it really isn't noticeable."
He snapped his fingers. "I got it!" He grabbed a top hat. "The
more reason to dress like a gentle man," he said. He then left.

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Russia stared at the mirror in confusion. "Am I still drunk?" he
said. He poked at the brown ears. They felt warm. "How cute!" he said
with a smile. His smile then turned into a worried frown. "What if the
others are more scared of me because of this?" He heard a knock on his
door.

"Brother! Wake up! You told me to wake you up for your meeting and I am
expecting kiss before you leave!" Belarus said. Great. He quickly looked around his closet. "Brother! Don't
make me come in there!" she said. "Aha! Top hat!" Russia said
quietly, "I must have been drunk when I bought this. Hurray for
vodka!" Belarus opened the door. She gave him a weird look.

"Is the place you are going to that fancy?" she asked.

"I want to look best, da?" he said.

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When America arrived at the meeting, everyone else is wearing hats. Top hats.
"Did i never get the memo?" He wondered, he was wearing a baseball
cap. It was getting really uncomfortable, and eventually he couldn't take it.
England was mid-sentence when America ripped the hat off of his head and in a
very feline-like manner ran his hands over his ears. Everyone was too paying
attention to England, but Then they heard America purr. That's right, he was
PURRING.

"Bloody hell! How rude, you interrupting me like this- wait! You're like
this too?!" England gasped. Everyone else took of their hats. "What
happened to us? (Aru)" they all wondered aloud.

"Were you trying to curse someone again, Ahen?" China asked. (He
replaces 'aru' with 'ahen' which means 'opium' whenever he talks to England)

"why do you always assume it's my fault?!" England raged.

"You are one with magic, da?" Russia said, "Only possible
reason, let's kill him, da?"

"Wait! Maybe it wasn't Angleterre!" France said, "Maybe Sealand
wanted revenge or something. But I know Angleterre wouldn't do this to himself.
He knows better than to screw up!"

"So what do you suggest we do aru?" China asked.

"We could go to his house and look for clues to what might have
happened," said France, "all in favour?" All slowly raised their
hands.

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