We do not own Hetalia. Warning: Lots of meowing! :3 This apparently is how the Nekotalia meows are written.
~Kolko and AnimeAru
The
group all went to England's house, and along the way, none of them had noticed
yet, they grew tails. They get there and find their way into England's magic
room. Inside, a single book was on the floor. It was open, and on the page was
an ad for cat food. Whoever had done this couldn't have been good with English.
"Let's see," said England, "Someone who doesn't like me or one
of us must have done this." They looked at Russia.
"Why me?" he asked, "though if someone wanted to get back at me,
they aren't very wise."
"Ma-o! Okay let's see first, who hates America?" England asked.
Russia raised his hand. "I wasn't taking a poll. I mean the ones who
aren't cats!"
"Hmm… this is going to be a long list," said France. America growled.
"Wait aru," said China, "This cat food ad is in Japanese aru!
This must have been the Axis arunyan!"
"But Italy wouldn't hurt anyone!" France said, "Le le meow! Italy
would have confessed to me or blown it by now!"
"Then it has to be Japan. But who would Japan be seeking revenge on ma-o?"
England asked. Russia raised his hand. China's hand also slowly went up.
"Nyanyanyan! Let's go! Everyone follow the hero!" America laughed,
running ahead of the group. "WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE THEY ARE (ARU)!"
Everyone yelled. Just then, Japan and the rest of the axis fell out of the
ceiling, also with cat appendages. They all landed on their feet.
"Werr, i guess it wasn't the arries." Japan says.
"Bloody hell! You too?" said England, "Unless your spell
backfired!"
"No no! We are just as confused as you are. We actuarry came here to rook
for you, nya," he said, "We thought your sperr backfired."
"So if it wasn't you then who was it?" America asked.
"Who did you give a cat food ad to arunyan?" China asked.
"I don't remember giving anything to anyone!" Japan said, "but
someone could have taken it from my house nyan. I remember that ad. I reft it
on the tabre where I normarry have meetings."
"Who did you 'ave a meeting with?" France asked. Japan thought for a
second.
"Hmm… I had a meeting with a rot of peopre nyan. Ret's see first there was
America-san, then there was Turkey-kun, Taiwan, Prussia-kun, Korea, and
Greece," he said, "The ad is very sticky. It could have stuck to
anyone's forder or crothes."
"Ma-o Let's see... Who on that list likes cats?" Asked England,
sarcastically. "Greece!" Everyone says. A grey cat then crawled out
from under the table. It looks like it just woke up. "Nya?" it says.
"Ve- meow! Well, we found the culprit," said Italy.
"Yes but who is the cat?" France asked, "The food ad was sticky,
we don't know it's him." The cat was dozing off when they were all
arguing.
"Definitely Greece!" they all said. The cat opened an eye. It just
licked itself. By doing this it proved it was a male.
"It may not have been his fart, nyan?" said Japan, "Turkey could
have done this to him."
"Turkey hates Greece. Tis is Greece's dream," said Germany.
"Engrand, you're the onry one here who knows anything at arr about magic.
Can you change us back nyan?" Japan asked. England pulled out the book,
and he looks farther down the page. He muttered something under his breath
about the spell not having been completed in the first place.
"How do we get back to normal, arunyan? I can't stay like this forever, no
matter how adorable it is nya!" China asked.
"Ma-o! There is a potion, but the ingredients are really hard to find. And
no one will take us seriously if we look like this," explained England,
"But the sooner we do it, the less side effects. If we return to normal
before our full transformation, there will be no severe side effects ma-o.
"But what do we do with Greece arunyan?" said China.
"Nyafufufu! Just leave him, we have enough to worry about," said
Russia.
"The potion is worth trying," said Italy. Britain scrolled the
bookshelves. He finally found the book. He finally flipped to the page.
"Let's see here… first ingredient is… What the hell does this say?! It's
not even in bloody English!" England yelled. Japan peered over his
shoulder.
"Oh sh*t, no, no, no..." He said.
"What is it, arunyan?" China asked. He looked at it as well. China
stood at the nearest wall and went to slam his head into it repetitively going
"no! No! No!" Over and over.
"Le le meow! Vhat iz it?" France asks.
"It's in KOREAN (ARU)!" China and Japan replied.
"Nyanyanyan! Let's call Korea, and then he can translate!" America
said.
"I really don't want to drag Korea into this aru nya," said China.
"Well we don't have a choice, do we?" America said. He nodded.
"What's so bad about Korea?" France asked.
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