We have this story complete. I just feel like leaving you guys hang. We wrote this the day before the first chapter was posted. We do not own Hetalia.
~Kolko
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the time they were at Korea's house, they had whiskers and cat eyes. They could
only see blue, green, and yellow. The rest was grey. They knocked on Korea's
door. Korea answered.
"ANIKI!" Korea yelled, Lunging at china, nearly knocking the man
over.
"F***!" China shouted. Korea started groping his chest.
"Your breasts are mine DA-ZE!" He laughed.
"GET OFF ME, ARU nyan" china yelled.
"Whoa! What happened to your ears?! Whatever happened, it originated in ME
DA-ZE!" Korea shouted. He invited them all in. "So why are you all
here anyways?" They explained everything.
"Do you think you can translate this?" France asked.
"Sure. I don't want Aniki to be a cat," he said, "Let's see…
most of the ingredients are dog parts! I got that covered!"
"Danke schon!" said Germany.
"What's next nyan?" Japan asked.
"You're not going to like this," he said.
"What is it?" Japan asked.
"It's a panda heart" Korea said. China clutched his chest with one
hand, taking in a sharp breath, and covering his panda's ears with the other.
"I'm just kidding!" Korea laughed.
"Be careful, he's so old next time might kill him." America chuckled.
"What does it actually say?" Britain asked.
"It says hair from a homosexual man," he said.
"Tell us what it really says," said Russia.
"I'm not joking," he said.
"Ve-meow! Alright. Which one of us is gay?" Italy asked. There was a
weird tension in the room.
"Reow! Does anyone know someone who is gay?" Germany asked.
"Ma-o! Fine! I'll admit it! I'm gay with France, you happy,
wankers?!" England yelled. Korea shrugged. He pulled out a strand of England's
hair.
"Here you go!" He said, handing it to England.
"I could've got that on my own, git!" He said, swiping it out of Korea's
hand.
"What next arunyan?" China asked.
"Hmmm… Siberian snow," said Korea.
"It's summer aru nya!" China said.
"Nyafufufu! Not in Siberia!" said Russia. He then grabbed China and
went to find an airplane.
"Whire they are getting that, what erse is needed?" Japan asked.
"Let's see… I have water… oh! A whisker," he said. America winced as
he plucked one of his cat whiskers. "Okay, 8 rose petals," he said.
"Le le meow! You will vant to look away!" France said, and winked. He
started taking his pants off. "Ma-o! Bloody hell! Put those back on,
frog!" Britain yelled. France pulls a rose out of his pants. "Take
zhis" he said. Korea cringed. "I think you better hold that
one..." He said. "Last ingredient is Swiss chocolate. Who wants to
break into Switzerland's house?" Korea laughed.
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