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Meanwhile, above Siberia…
"I am going to use parachute this time," said Russia. They now had
sharp canines. China nodded. "Nyafufufu! Well, see you later," he
said. He jumped. "VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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When Russia got the snow, the two were flying back when they looked at the map.
"Um China, we have problem," he said.
"What arunyan?"
"We have been flying in wrong direction," he said.
"What?!" he looked at the map, "Well now we are currently over
Switzerland arunyan!" The two froze. They then heard a BOOM! The plane
began to plummet. The two screamed. China used the radio to call the others. "MAYDAY
MAYDAY! We're hit arunyan! I repeat: We have been hit by Switzerland arunyan
over!" England's voice came in on the monitor.
"What? Why the bloody hell are you over there?!"
"Russian was flying in wrong direction on way back arunyan!"
"Good thing you're in Switzerland. Ma-o! The last ingredient is Swiss chocolate."
"We'll get it if we survive!" Russia yelled over the siren and motor.
They shut off the radio.
"There's only one parachute arunyan!" China cried.
"Nyafufufu! I make it work, nya?" Russia said. He expanded the straps
to the parachute as far as possible. He then grabbed China and put the
parachute around the two of them.
"I don't know about this arunyan!" China yelled.
"You will be fine, just… jump!" Russia then jumped. China screamed
like a girl while Russia was screaming, "VODKAAAAA!" China eventually
calmed down. He realized falling out of a plane wasn't so bad.
"PANDAAAAA!" he screamed harmonizing with Russia's cry. The two
eventually landed safely in the border of neutrality. When they landed,
Switzerland was off somewhere else. Liechtenstein was there, though. "Big
bru-" she goes to call for Switzerland, but China shushes her. "He
doesn't like us, arunyan. He shot our plane down" he says.
"No time to explain," said Russia, "We need Swiss chocolate and
airplane." By the way they looked, she just nodded.
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