Chapter Eleven

Damn, dad's siblings are dicks...

2005: Percy Pov:

I watched from the sky with "Vapor" out as I watched Adam Johnston follow Grover the Satyr into a bus to his field trip to the museum. He walked in shitty jeans with worn, scuffed, and ruined Asics. They were supposed to be white but they're more like brown at the moment. He wore calf height white socks that you couldn't see over his two sizes too big jeans. His shirt was a stained white T-shirt and his hair was a complete mess. It's completely black and his sea green eyes were drooped as he could hear a bitch Nancy Bobofit behind him making fun of his poor as clothes.

I could only laugh lightly as I watched him board the bus. Once it began moving I dove down and landed on the top of the bus with not even the slightest noise. I knew Alecto was there posing as a teacher. I could see through the mist with no problem at all as I had been watching her for a long time. I already knew that Luke Castellan had stolen the Master Bolt and Adam was getting framed for it.

I sat on the top of the bus the whole way to the Museum and used my powers over air to redirect the air and cut down the drag the air puts on the bus down to about a hundredth of what it is usually as to make the mpg insane and to make the trip much faster.

I also used my slightly returned powers over time to make time pass a bit faster in and around the bus as to speed the trip up about a total of ten minutes.

Time Skip:

After Adam had returned Alecto to the Underworld I watched as Chiron altered the mist as to make everyone to believe that they never had the teacher Mrs. Dodds.

Adam would eventually believe it as well but it would take a very long time. Well, time to let him set his future. I am done fucking with his life. I won't interfere until he goes to get Hades' kids from the school. "till then I got some shit I gotta take care of.

2005: Stanford University: 3rd Person Pov:

Percy watched with disappointment at Sam Winchester. He knew that the boy had ran away to go to college and he also knew that this would inadvertently lead to his girlfriend Jessica's death via the same demon that killed his mom, Azazle.

He watched as Dean convinced his brother to help him find their dad as he had gone on "hunting trip" three days earlier and still hadn't returned. (he was hunting supernatural creatures)

Time Skip: a few days later, after Jessica's death

Sam had decided to go with Dean to find the "Yellow-eyed Demon" as they called it, along with their dad.

Perseus knew exactly what John Winchester was doing and where he was. He was hunting him. He was hunting Perseus. He wanted Perseus to tell him all about Azazle. He also thought that Holy water would effect Perseus, and that he could trap him with a "Devil's trap." Well, he's about to learn just how wrong he is.

And with that thought Perseus Zapped to the town where Percy had made his Omens appear as he wanted to talk to John again. Also he can't let John know that Angels are real. And they aren't just a different breed of demon. If he couldn't find a single sign of Perseus he would get suspicious.

Some town in Nebraska: Perseus Pov:

I zapped myself to the town John is currently looking for me. I summoned a few bolts of Shadow lightning around me destroying a few roads and destroying some rich dude's garden.

I then decided to tell Amelia to relocate camp to Maine. Since we are gonna have to hunt there as to meet the Hunters and Demigods when they go there to get the children of Hades.

'Amelia, relocate camp to Maine, we need to get used to the area as we are going to have to make a good impression when we meet the demigods.' I said telepathically to Amelia.

'Right away, also can you please summon a few grand for me as I really don't want to run out of money.' Amelia pleaded. ' I just gave you four million last week, what the fuck did you spend it on?!' I replied. Damn, that girl runs through money. I mean I have infinite of it of course but still, damn; she'll ruin the economy pretty soon if she keeps this up. I mean she almost bought Microsoft once but I had to stop her as that would totally fuck up the mortal world. 'I spent it on four new cars and this awesome book on Occult stuff.' She replied sheepishly.

"What the fuck! Four damn cars, well what kinds are they? Also I can tell you all you want about occult stuff.' I replied in an angry and slightly joking tone.

'Well, I got two 67 Chevy Impala Hardtops, both black. I mean you gotta look cool to the Winchesters. I also bought this awesome really stylish Mercedes and a Black and red Ferrari! I mean you gotta look classy in the mortal world right?' Amelia replied.

'Well, you have a point, but don't ruin them okay. I do need to look good in the mortal world, you're correct. However you shouldn't do that kind of thing without my permission. Anyways hunterize an Impala and the Mercedes. I gotta be able to pass off as Percy Jackson remember. Grade A hunter. I gotta keep my appearance up.' (Hunterize would be like put in a plethora of Hunter like weaponry in the trunk of the cars. So for example a few sawed off 12 gauges. Some rock salt. A bunch pistols and ammo. Along with a bunch of salt and a Devil's trap etched into the inside of the truck and on the bottom of the car in invisible ink.)

'Okay, will do. Also can I please drive around the Ferrari, it's always been a dream of mine to look like a rich lady.' Amelia pleads.

'Ha-ha, sigh, sure. I'll summon the clothes to you.' And with that I end the mental conversation.

Then I summoned the best rich girl clothes that match a black and red Ferrari and sent them to Amelia.

'Well, it's taking too long for John to find me. Well, time to act like what he's looking for eh? Yeah, I don't really want to kill humans but.. eh whatever. I'll just kill some dicks and see if he'll find me in the next day or so.' I said to myself and with that I went around looking for some jerks to kill.

Time skip: an hour later

'Found one.' I said to myself.

I watched as an abusive husband slapped his wife. 'Hmm, how about a random lightning bolt drops on his car?' I thought

So I raised my hand and a pure blue bolt dropped from the heavens and hit his car. He immediately ran outside and screamed as he had just bough it. Then I summoned another and shot directed it right through him and burnt him to a crisp. 'Next...'

A few minutes later I saw John in the library looking for things in the town's history for signs I'd been here before. So I decided to give him a hint. I dropped a bolt of shadow lightning onto the sand around the pavement effectively turning it into glass. Then I summoned a category four Hurricane and flew up into the eye to regain my power as that had taken a lot out of me to use all that lightning over and over again as I had done a lot of shit lately.

I watched as he came running outside after he heard someone scream about black lightning. Then he looked up and saw the random incredibly powerful hurricane covering the entire six mile radius of the town. He stared terrified at the eye as he saw me with my pure white eyes. Then I smirked at him and raised my hand and shot a tiny bolt of Shadow Lightning right at his feet and sent a mental message into his mind.

'If you really want to find me it isn't that hard. Just look for people screaming about black lightning. Also lets see if you can catch me.' I said and with that I dispersed the Hurricane and my wings extended from my back and I flew right down past the buildings and into the woods.

Line break: John Winchester POV:

'I had just seen the thing I'd been searching for ever since I figured out what he was. It's the most powerful demon in existence if you include it's Angelic powers. It also has the powers to summon storms and to control and make a kind of black lightning that only he can produce. It obviously knows about the demon that killed Mary. I just need to capture it. I need to trick it into standing in a Devil's trap, it went into the forest so I'll just have to get it out.'

time skip: Next day: John Winchester POV:

I waited at the forest edge with my summoning tools. I had all the candles lit and I have the area surrounded with a devil's trap and I also have lots of holy water at the ready. I also have salt surrounding the Devil's trap. And I have Iron in my hands. I'm ready to go. So I lit the brazier and the Demon Perseus appeared right in the middle of the Devil's trap.

He's huge. He stands about seven feet tall, he has huge shoulders and is basically a huge bodybuilder. He's wearing just a white and grey tank top and white gym shorts that go a few inches below the knees, he is wearing white and grey Nike socks a few inches up his calves and grey and white Jordans. His face looks just like it did years ago. His hair was up but only an inch and a half this time. Then he saw me. His eyes locked onto mine.

They were completely white with the occasional black lightning flash in them. He emanated power, it was like standing next to a nuclear power plant. Then he spoke.

"You summoned me? Really, do you have a death wish? I said find me. Summoning a Demon hurts said Demon dumbass." He said in a slightly annoyed tone. Then he noticed the iron I had in my hand, then he saw the devil's trap, and the salt.

His eyes widened and they began flashing about a hundred times a minute. Lightning began surging through him.

"You fucking trapped ME!? I'm the one who told you who killed your wife! If it wasn't for me you'd have absolutely no leads." He stared at me with pure fury for a few seconds and it was very hard for me to remember that he has no power as he's in the devil's trap.

"Well, you weren't supposed to learn about Angels, you were supposed to stay ignorant but let me tell you something. We are very real. I am part Demon and part Archangel. No, Angels are nothing like Demons at all. But here's the thing if you tell anyone about your knowledge of Angels I will have you personally tortured by Lucifer himself. But yes I am an Archangel." With that said my jaw dropped and the wind began picking up.

His eyes switched from white to pure electric blue with black flashes thrown in every once in a while amongst the blue flashes. Then Lightning struck the salt melting it. Then it struck the Devil's trap breaking a part of the edge allowing him to escape.

"There we go, that's better. Now, ask you questions. I will answer them as long as you swear to never tell anyone or anything about Angels. Hunters should not know any details. Unfortunately a human could dispel up and cause massive damage to us. However the only way to kill us I will not tell you." He said.

I had just gained a lot of knowledge. I didn't know what to say.

"Well, I'll just answer the question you clearly want to ask. Azazle is the demon that killed you wife Mary. Sam is just the demon's favorite of all the kids he's changed. He dripped demon blood into their mouths. Sam has special abilities. I'd utilize them if I were you. However one more thing. If you can't save him kill him. Now some other stuff." Perseus said I just stood there.

"Listen, just go over this stuff in your head until you understand it but until then just ask questions."

I nodded my head.

"Okay, um how can I save Sam?" I asked worriedly. Perseus smiled. "Well, he has to do that himself. However you just gotta stick with him. However that will be Dean who does that. You'll probably die before then." Then he looked at me questioningly. "Any more questions?"

"Yes, how could I kill you?" I asked seriously.

"Ha-ha, that's really funny. A mere mortal can't kill me. It's just not possible. You'd have to get an Archangel's blade. However you'd never be able to beat an Archangel in a knife fight and if you some how did you'd have to beat me which will never happen." He smirked at me once more. "Follow the omens, you'll find the demon some day, I can guarantee it." And with that he disappeared and the only sign he was there was the light sound of flapping wings.

2007 Maine: Westover Hall: Perseus Pov:

I was flying around the school until I saw the car pull up. I saw Adam walk out of the car followed shortly by a black haired emo looking girl who with one look into her power hungry electrifying eyes I could tell was a daughter of Zeus. After her was a blonde girl who some could consider beautiful but with one look into her eyes I could tell she was a know it all daughter of Athena who badly needs a reality check to take her out of her overly arrogant world.

Adam seems to have became a bit too egotistical for my taste but he's still not as egotistical as the Athena spawn. Dammit. Why can't Chiron help these kids realize that just because your parent is powerful doesn't instantly make you just as powerful. Ugh. Where Adam used to wear shitty old clothes now he's wearing a CHB T-Shirt with brand new blue jeans and a pair of fresh blue Jordans. Really, they bankroll their "heroes" clothes now?

"Well, it's what we got. So I'll just have to show them up huh?" I said quietly to myself.

'Okay, so I'll just act like I'm the first son of Perseus. Okay. That a otta work. Now I think I'll just go with Perseus trained me personally 'till I was fourteen and gave me copies of his weapons and I'll just say that he's living with Ouranos and I'll not lie about any of my powers. Okay, then what else. Oh yeah, I gotta look sixteen. Dammit, well I'll keep my strength and proportions. Hmm, I think I'll stick with six foot five for height. Okay. And with that I changed into a jacked sixteen year old with black hair. I changed my eyes to have electric blue irises, sea green pupils, and brown sclera. (the white part of your eyes) I had my hair in the usual way. I then summoned a black blazer and under that I had a sea green and sky blue dress shirt. Then I had a pair of black dress pants with sea green streaks sown the outside. I had Black Jordans with sea green insoles, electric blue toe box and sea green laces.

Then I snapped my fingers and made a drivers license for myself and zapped my Mercedes here. It's black with sea green seats and an electric blue wheel and stick shift. (Anyone thinking about getting a Mercedes I recommend a Mercedes- Benz SLS AMG I've had mine for a few years now and it's really nice, that's the one in this story btw)

I zapped myself inside and drove into the parking lot for the school and closed the door behind me. I brushed my right hand through my hair and closed the door just loud enough to get the quest to look this way.

When they did both girl's jaws dropped making Adam scowl but when he saw my car his eyes bugged out. 'Good he's not a dork he knows a nice car when he sees one.' I said to myself.' Then I noticed Annabeth's eyes and I could tell she was going gold digger mode and flashed a smile my way and clasped her hands together trying to make her B-cup breasts look bigger.

Considering I've seen Aphrodite naked and more I clearly was unimpressed and just looked forward and walked to the big wooden doors of the school with my shoulders back, my back straight, and my chin up.

Annabeth was shocked. No boy usually passes up a chance with her. However I didn't care much. I mean Amelia is 10x better looking so I'm fine.

As I passed the quest Adam tried to trip me but I merely stepped over his foot and when I turned to open the door and let them go in first I used the rotation of opening the door to bring my left heel up and I kicked back and hit his cheek with the heel of my Jordans knocking him to the ground and chipping a tooth. I then squatted down, pulled him up and waved my hand over his head healing him.

"Don't fuck with me." I said plain and simple then held the door open for them.

They all looked at me with caution and annoyance bar Annabeth who looked at me hungrily to which I just scoffed at her. Much to her displeasure.

Then I walked in but I used the mist to make them forget how I healed Adam.

Then I took a different hall then them to get to the gymnasium and to use their denseness to make it even easier. I walked right in and once I did all the girls' jaws dropped and the boys scowled at me. I flashed my lady killer grin to a few of them I thought were slightly worthy. Even though they are all between 13-17 I'm technically 16 right now and even if I wasn't I don't care, I'm from Ancient Greece motherfuckers I don't need to care about age. However the youngest one that caught my eye was fifteen. I'm not a perv.

I immediately noticed the targets Hades told me to get. They were sitting side by side on the bleachers. Once was a bit emo but I wasn't gonna let him go. I'll get him back to normal. The girl was no where near emo, I mean he hair hid one of her eyes but I'll get her confidence up. All I gotta do is befriend her and she'll get a good boost. Just then after staring for a minute I felt something click. Fuck, really. A fourteen year old girl. Apparently she's one of my true loves, dammit.

Well, that's just even more reason not to fail.

I began walking towards them but then all of a sudden I heard footsteps closing in on mine. So I slowed down a bit and then I felt the air parting for something the size of an arm so I ducked. And I saw a fist sail over my head. Then I looked up and I saw a football jock standing there with a shocked expression. I stood up and used the propulsion from it to uppercut him lightly making him go back twelve feet. Everyone was in a circle around us and they were all incredibly shocked when the new kid just one hit K.O. their Football QB.

"Don't fuck with me." I said really seriously and then turned around to get the di Angelos but when I looked where they were a few seconds earlier they weren't there. Then I noticed the Demigods there dancing and failing miserably bar Thalia, the daughter of Zeus. However she was dancing with the incomparable Satyr who kept stepping on her toes and I could tell she was trying as hard as she can to not shock him so I did her a favor and sent a quick bolt into his leg from the piece of metal in his jacket making him bleat really loudly making everyone look at him.

I took this opportunity to make my way to the bleachers to get a bird's eye view of the gym and when I didn't see them I noticed a Manticore in the shape of a teacher carrying them out by the scruffs of their necks.

I immediately zapped behind him but when I got there the doors were already closed I tried to open them but they were locked so I had to kick them in attracting the attention of everyone especially the demigods as they thought I was a monster with that strength and when they really looked at my eyes and they saw the kids were gone it confirmed their suspicions in their minds and they began sprinting my way.

"Fuck!" I cursed.

Then I bolted out the door and was running about 175 mph.

In about .6 seconds I was caught up with the Manticore. And just as I summoned "Dark Justice to my right hand in it's Xipthos form the demigods came out of the school.

The sword's pure Stygian Ice blade caught the Manticore's attention very quickly and he threw two spikes at me.

Before they got anywhere near me I donned my full Corinthian style armor including the helm. Then just as the spike neared my chest plate my left arm came up and both got blocked by the Vambrance.

Then I tapped my left arm's watch summoning "Blok."

With "Blok" out I was able to rely on pure instinct now. I let my mind wander to how I'll explain who I am... well who I'm gonna fake to be.

While I thought my body went into action. I was clearly not paying attention as my eyes were glossed over and the Manticore noticed this along with Annabeth Adam. Both were shocked beyond their wildest dreams. Manticore raised his hand and about 200 hellhounds, Laistrygonians, Cyclopes, and the Minotaur emerged and surrounded me.

Without paying attention my body went into motion. About fifty bolts dropped from a random huge storm that appeared over us and destroyed all of the monsters bar the minotaur who was dead mere moments later from my shield being thrown like a Frisbee and the blades being activated from my contact being lost slicing his head off.

Then I leapt into action and my eyes unglazed.

I gripped my spear tight with my right hand as my left hand was raised and my shield came flying back at it at the speed of sound and snapped right on which I used to block the barrage of spikes. Then my left arm went back and the shield turned back into a watch for a second as my left hand went into a pouch that appeared on my back a few seconds earlier and pulled out four six inch long stygian iron and mortal iron spikes out which were immediately thrown with perfect accuracy. One in each eye, one in the spine, and one in the heart.

Then I leapt forward and stabbed my spear through the Manticore's head turning it to dust. Then I grabbed all the spikes. But before I could meet the demigods like my plan was another monster leapt from the trees.

Another Manticore.

Then after him came a trio of Cyclopes.

"That was my son!" I froze for a second. There was more than one Manticore!?

Noticing my surprised state the Manticore launched about fifty spikes at me. 'Yeah, I knew that one was way too easy to be the real Manticore.

I brought my shield up and blocked them all. Then I deactivated my shield and deactivated my projectile bag and summoned my javelin pouch. I reached in and grabbed one. I deactivated my spear as well and grabbed another Javelin. They're about six inches but I willed them to grow 'till they were about seven feet long. Then I used one to block a barrage of spikes.

The Manticore gained a shocked/horrified countenance (face to those of you younger than seventh grade, I think that's when I learned that word? I don't remember). The other, the one in my right hand I launched directly at the Manticore's hearth but he blocked it with his left arm but in doing so caused it to stick in there.

He roared loudly and just as he was about to launch more a Cyclopes threw his club at me. I jumped up, caught it and launched it right back killing him and one other Cyclopes. Sending them to Tartarus at least.

Then Annabeth and Adam approached the Manticore.

"No! If you challenge that thing you'll be destroyed!"

"No we won't, you did it. And you're just a newbie son of Zeus who got some gifts from daddy." Thalia said.

"Fuck no! Don't ever associate me with that douchebag. I'm the son of Perseus!" And with that I shot shadow lightning directly at the Manticore effectively dropping it onto all four legs. But just then I noticed how close to the edge the Manticore is.

But before I could capitalize on that I felt disturbances in the air.

I noticed there was about 340 arrows in the air currently and the number was constantly increasing.

"Fuck, hunters! All boys get down!" And with that I unfurled my wings and used them as a shield for myself, turning them to Stygian Ice. Then when the barrage stopped, I changed them to regular soft, black, imperial gold wings. Then I launched myself into the air and was about to use the wind to knock the monster off the cliff when I heard the last thing I wanted to.

Zoe. "Permission to kill, Milady?" She asked. 'Dammit.' I thought. I already knew what was going to happen. The hunter was right next to the cliff with her bow pointed at the Manticore. Along with the rest of the rest of the hunt, although they were further back as is customary to let the Lieutenant be first. The Manticore would grab her and jump. Millennia of living doesn't make a monster stupid...

Then it happened.

"Permission grante-" Artemis was cut off as the Manticore leapt forward and grabbed the tiny four foot eleven 98 pound hunter. (It really says she's four foot eleven in the book... she might be a lemon later, might even put her in the harem) Then he jumped.

I already knew what I had to do even if I didn't really like the hunt Zoe and I had a history... we knew each other when I was a Demi-Titan.

I pumped my wings twice and soared down the cliff. I used the winds to separate the Manticore and Zoe. Then I tucked in my smaller pairs 'till I was down to my largest pair.

I pumped them twice at full power and accelerated to the speed of light for 1 millisecond and was right next to Zoe then I unfurled all my wings slowing me to 10mph instantly then I used the air to bring her up. She was screaming like a tiny little school girl (which she could have passed off as because of her build) but when I wrapped my arms around her she seemed to snuggle into them a bit, then it clicked.

'Fuck, a hunter too? I got a 14 year old, and a hunter as true loves. Damn, I'm unlucky. Well, I know her I guess. Anyways, time to save the man hating radical feminist... I never thought I'd say that.'

I pumped my wings a few more times and landed on the edge of the cliff with Zoe in my arms. I immediately sat her down on the ground and backed away quickly. Artemis noticed this and raised an eyebrow but nevertheless her and all the other hunters all had their bows trained on me and were ready to kill me on command from "Lady Artemis." Then I noticed that Zoe was blushing furiously... 'Well that's an accomplishment on my part' I said to myself.

I willed the Imperial gold on my wing's bones to disappear and before anyone could notice I shrank them back into my back. Then I snapped my fingers and the dust and dirt disappeared from my clothes and my hair went back to it's normal perfect state.

I directed my eyes at Artemis. "Well, are going to interrogate me or nawh?" I said with no hint of sarcasm. Thalia giggled a bit, Annabeth scowled a bit at how I treated an Olympian, and Adam glared at me with envy for not being terrified at the entire hunt pointing their bows at me and for how easily I dispatched a practical army of monsters and one of the most powerful monsters in existence with seemingly no problem at all. Also for making a hunter blush.

The di Angelos were staring in awe and confusion but Bianca was hiding her brother behind her.

"Yes, I will. And if you treat me or any of my hunters. Any woman for that matter, with that much disrespect I will slay you where you stand." Artemis said threateningly. She expected for me to cower and beg for forgiveness but was utterly shocked when I merely shrugged. This utterly angered her hunters and one shot at my head.

I merely raised my hand and caught it between my index finger and my middle finger. Then I tossed it back to her. "I believe this is yours." I said nonchalantly.

Everyone was staring at me with awe and wonder.

"Impossible, no mere male could possess that much skill!" Artemis said.

"Well, quite simply fuck you, you disgusting sexist, radical feminist. No one cares what you think. It clearly just happened, did you not notice it or are you females just that stupid that you can't even register that." I said mockingly towards Artemis and her hunters.

After that comment a total of 24 arrows were shot at my six times. Six arrows from each of the 24 hunters. Including Artemis. Every single one was met with either Vambrance, air blast, vapor condensed into ice, or a chest plate.

"Well, that tickled. Now get on with the questions before I get bored from our little game." I said nonchalantly.

All the people there stared at me and Annabeth fainted.

"Imposs-" Artemis tried to say but I cut her off. "No, what do you not get. It just happened. Therefore it isn't impossible." I said in an annoyed and bored tone.

All the hunters were about to fire again but Artemis spoke up. "No girls, it's clearly not worth it on this useless male." She sneered at me.

"Now, I demand you tell me your name." She ordered.

"My name is Perseus Jackson. First ever Half-Blood son of Perseus, PrimalTitan of Storms, lightning, The Sky, Weather, Liquid, Water, Earthquakes, Ground, and time. There's some other titles Dad's acquired over the millennia but eh... not as important as that. Oh yeah, I'm also the grandson of Ouranos, P.S. he really hates the was Zeus uses his domain. Great grandson of Chaos, btw he's really angry at the way you motherfuckers run the world but it's better than the Titans so he puts up with it." As I said this Artemis became enraged and launched another arrow imbued with the power of the moon but I merely flicked my wrist and the air knocked the arrow down, shocking her and all of her hunt as nothing has ever survived being shot at by a moon power imbued arrow.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I trained with daddy since I was a month old, hmmm what else. Oh yeah, I trained with Primordials and Perseus since I was nine. I'm sixteen now. Oooooooh, yeah also Eros said that your oath will not be permentant. Some lucky dude's gonna get 'dat pussy some day." At this her face got red as a tomato. Just then I felt another thing click.

'Oh for fuck sake. Are all of them gonna meet me right here. Ugh, Aphrodite's gonna be pissed at Eros.' I scowled.

"Any more questions?" I asked.

"No, just a demand. You're coming with me to Olympus. You're too much of a threat to live." Artemis said with an incredibly happy voice.

"Okay, have fun trying to kill me. Ooooo, also I just remembered something." At this Artemis looked at me quizzically.

"My dad could destroy Olympus in mere days, and my family are Primordials and would team up and fuck Olympus in the ass in about twenty minutes. So yean, I wouldn't recommend killing me, also Chaos would just bring me back from the dead... dipshit." As I said this Artemis' face went red again.

Olympus: Percy Pov:

'I mean most of what I said wasn't a lie. Well, my age and my life story was complete bullshit... but still.' I thought to myself as Artemis dragged me along with "impossible to escape from handcuffs" on that I could get out of in under .00000000000000000000000000001 microseconds if I was freshly doused in salt water, hadn't used any powers in a year, and was in the eye of a category 5 hurricane and with multiple tornadoes all around me. However I wasn't in that environment sadly so it'll take more like .43 seconds.

As I was pushed through the throne room doors all of the original six gods looked at me in shock. Well bar Poseidon . His shock was faked.

"Perseus! Artemis finally caught you HA! I told you we're more powerful than you." Zeus yelled smugly as he raised his bolt and fired it right at me.

'Ah, this will be really fun.' I said to myself.

I raised my hand and absorbed all the electric power from the bolt but left just enough for Zeus to be able to recharge it with his powers. Then I caught the lightly charged Celestial bronze cylinder.

"Well, I've got all the powers of my father as you can see. And yes, my name is Perseus but I prefer Percy. Finally I'm not the Perseus you know. That's my dad. I'm his first ever Half-blood child. Therefore I have the most power of all his half-blood descendants. I'm sixteen and I have 75% his power. He trained me along with the Primordials and I'm buddy-buddy with my Great Grandpa Chaos. So don't fuck with me." I said in a fun and energetic manner.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to thank you for the power-up and with that I raised my arms and dropped a bolt of lightning about six miles across right into the middle of the Sahara effectively making Algeria about 1.36 trillion dollars more profitable from lightning formed glass.

All the gods in the room stared at me shocked including Poseidon.

"Well, I just made the amount of poverty in North Africa decrease considerably so I think I deserve a treat" So, I snapped my fingers summoning a "Payday" to my right hand.

They all stared at me blatantly shocked then the silence was broken by Apollo and Hermes bursting out with laughter and Apollo mouthing "We gotta hit the clubs together later." I just nodded and smiled a bit. I already know I'll be good friends with them.

"Do you like alcohol young man?" Asked Dionysus.

"Of course. Just cause I'm sixteen don't mean shit. I had my first shot at eight. I love alcohol. I replied with a grin.

"Well, I like him." Dionysus said nonchalantly and everyone just stared at him. After a minute he grew annoyed and spoke. "What!? I don't hate all demigods. I mean the probability is that if he does come to that disgusting camp he'll probably bring some order with him." Dionysus said rhetorically and everyone just looked back at me.

"Well, how do we kill him?" Asked Zeus.

Hera smacked him on the back of the head. "We don't of course, he wasn't lying about his parents, grandparents and Great grandfather or me and Apollo would have sensed it." Hera said, clearly annoyed. "Yeah..." Apollo replied with a bit of unsureness in his tone as he didn't want to piss off Zeus.

Zeus growled and flashed out in a bolt of lightning quickly followed by Hera.

Then Poseidon spoke up. "Well I guess you're going to Camp." And with that he and everyone else but Apollo and Hermes left. However Artemis shot one more arrow my way but it was just met with a wall of ice from me.

"Well, we gotta hit the clubs tomorrow night man. You're clearly a chick magnet man. I mean your dad sure was from what I heard from Uncle P." Apollo said excitedly and Hermes nodded excitedly.

"Sure! I'd love to, we can get some awesome bitches. Anyways, I gotta get to this camp thing now." I said.

"Oh, you can just cop a ride with me in the chariot as I gotta grab the campers and the hunters to bring them to the Camp." Apollo said.

And that's a wrap.

Sorry guys. It was only 6.62k words rounded but I just spent three straight hours on this and I only went over It once so there's probably a ton of errors as I was typing over 80 wpm the entire time. Also I'll barely get any sleep but nothing really happens on Sunday as it's my only rest day with no workout at all. So yeah, this is my gift to you guys as an apology for being gone for a while. Minimal Supernatural as to appease the bulk of my readers.

Slight cliffy... sorry but I gotta sleep.