A/N So this chapter might be weird, but ain't nothing wrong with that right? Onwards Tonto!

Chapter 15 Over protected

Raven;

"Ok spill, why are you so happy?" Iziah accused Harmoni as she made tonights salad. She was meant to be sitting at the table doing her Social Studies homework, but in true Iziah fashion she was doing anything but. And true to Iziah fashion me, Harm and Jamie were the only ones doing work while she sat around being lazy, I guess the only consilation is at least dinner won't be poisoned. Harmoni glanced at me,

"You might as well tell her, she's gonna find out eventually"

"Tell me what?"

"On Friday night I'm going to the Cliffs"

I never thought I would see Iziah's face draw concerned as fast as it did, she might say different but somewhere inside her, she did love Harmoni, "Oh Harm, don't go throwin yourself off a cliff because you have no fashion sense, its ok, you have other skills"

"I'm not jumpin off the cliffs," Harmoni got out rather patiently, dealing with Iziah you had to have a lot of patience because she could really get under your skin, especially if you let her. "I'm going on a date with a really cute boy"

"No"

"What?" Harmoni looked at her, Iziah folded her arms over her broad chest.

"Your not going on a date, do you not remember the last time you went out with a boy"

"Are you sayin that he's gonna cheat on me or are you saying that we have another whore in this family?"

There may of been a counter top between them but both of them could easily clear it, I pulled them apart as though I was a ref, "Ok calm down, no one in this room is a whore,"

"You are not going out with him and thats final" Iziah snapped pulling her books off the table and headed to her room, that cupboard door could really bang when she slammed it hard enough.

"Why does she do that?" Harmoni looked at me as we went back to the salad, we both knew that Iziah wasn't going to stop her from her going.

"Because she cares, she's trying to help"

"Well sometimes I can do with a little less of her help" Harmoni rolled her eyes "Uh hello, I'm a big girl you know"

"I know that and so does she, but thats not gonna stop her from being over protective"

Iziah came storming back out, a cloth holding her most prized weaponry in her hands, "Ok Harm, I've decided you can go on this date, but you gotta take one of these with you" She unfolded it to reveal a knife, a very small hatchet and a stun gun. "Now if you take the stun gun remember to hit him in the temple or else it might not work"

"I am not taking a weapon, Izzy I'll be fine"

"Sure you say that now, but what happens with this guy decides that sex is on the menu and then before your know it your rolling down the cliff with the soundtrack to Grease running through your head, trust me you don't want a one way trip to the bottom of the gulf with a pair of concrete socks,"

"Yeah that happened to me in the fifties, and it sucked big time"

"See" Iziah said pointedly like my insane and out of this world ramblings were a clear point. "Do you really wanna go through that?"

Harmoni tried not to laugh, it would only make it worse, she knew that. "Fine I'll take the stun gun, but you gotta stop going on about it. Deal?"

"And you have to bring him here so I can meet him"

"Yeah that ain't happening"

"I want to meet him and see if he's good enough for you, unless wait a minute, its not Cena is it? Oh my God its Cena isn't it? For the love of God tell me its not Cena!"

"Its not Cena. Its a new boy"

"You know I would never trust a man like Cena, even if he does have those beautiful blue eyes, and those yummy abs"

Me, Harmoni and Jamie just looked at each other, weird that Iziah was talking about a guy and it wasn't involving some sort of torture, and weirder still it was Cena. Thankfully she started to ignore us as she started to go on about Cena and the male population.

"Harmoni when you go on your date, can you bring me back some rocks for my collection?" Jamie asked, she collected some weird things, every week it was something new, this week it was rocks that she would paint bright colours and attach eyes too. Hey, it made her happy so why not.

"Sure, I really cannot wait to go out with him, he is so cute!"

"Meh, I've seen better"

Harmoni looked at me half hurt, half about to kill me, "What? If I don't think he's hot thats one less girl you gotta worry about"

"Fair point"

"So does this guy have a name?" Iziah asked now back fully with us, now her silver eyes were full of question and wonder.

"Seth"

"I have no idea who that is. Wait is that guy with dark hair, and tatt on his arm?"

"No, who the hell are you talkin about?"

Iziah shrugged, "Theres a guy in my class, I thought it was him but apparently not."

"Seth has black and blonde hair, and he is so cute" Harm gushed making me laugh. "What?"

"Its just cute, all blush and giggles, lucky gal you"

"Your just jealous,"

"Roman Reigns!"

We just looked to Iziah as the name hit her, trust her to suddenly interrupt, Jamie giggled, "I totally love that name. its awesome. I'm totally namin my new rock that, to the bedroom!" Jamie put her knife down and flew to her room, still gushing about the weird name.

"Who is Roman Reigns?"

"Guy in my class, apparantly according to Beth Man-whore and Nattie Neid-slut, he's fish in a barrel"

Even I had to ask, "What does that even mean?"

"Maybe he's easy to shoot?" Harmoni suggested, "You know if you put fish in a barrell and shoot at it, you're gonna hit something"

"Yeah but your gonna hit either barrel or water, maybe it means that he's hard to shoot"

"Wouldn't mind shootin him," Iziah said thoughtfully, "And it means oh naive one's, that he's dirt poor, like beyond dirt poor"

"And?" Me and Harmoni questioned waiting for Iziah onslaught, being poor wasn't her reason to pick at him, it was the fact that he was alive and breathing her oxygen, yeah I know, they accused the wrong twin of insanity, but thats the state for you.

"And nothing, just heard those two whores talking about him. Made me wanna punch them"

"Because they were being mean and beating you to the punch?"

Iziah waved it aside, "Being poor isn't funny, makes you think that God is really just an asshole, I mean idiots like Cena get all the money and tall dark and handsome gets nothing" Iziah tapped her chin, "I'm gonna start work on my heaven gun" She flew off to her room, talking to herself about her heaven gun.

"Seriously, is it just me or is this family a little messed up?"

"Yeah I hear ya" I laughed, our family wasn't messed up, just a little on the quirky side, its what made us, us. "So question, if Seth turned out to be dirt poor and bottom of the food chain would you still go out with him?"

"No, cause I'm actually a superficial bitch, who demands diamonds and pearls, and those little green stones, what are they called? Doesn't matter, I'm a gold digger as long as there cash flow"

We burst out laughing, Harmoni was so far away from being that girl, it was just funny. "Don't matter if he's poor, he's hot and he likes Pantera

"Ah all the good qualities of a man, hotness and music taste"

"See now you get it" Harm laughed as my dog Demon started nutting off, either someone was here or someone was taunting him.

"I'll be back"

"Please try not to hurt anyone, I'd like one day where no one gets dismantled or taken away in a police car."

I ignored her as I went out the ranch slider to see what Demon was barking at, Randy was standing at the gate with Demon barking and growling him into not moving.

"Heel"

He came back to me and sat by my side as Randy looked to me relieved, "What do you want Orton?"

"Wanted to give this back to you" He held out something but didn't come any closer, he was scared of getting bitten by my very big husky dog, I don't blame him for that.

"You can come closer"

Two strides later he was face to face, well face to chest given the height difference, but with a husky dog beside me that didn't really make much difference. He placed my skull shaped ring into my hand and quickly fled.

"Randy?"

He stopped but didn't turn around, "Thanks"

"Your welcome"

The gate snapped shut and I went back inside, Demon at my heels. Harmoni looked up at me and glowed. "Do I see a sparkle in your eyes?"

"Nope"

"There is totally a sparkle! You likey likey him!"

"No I don't, there is no sparkle, no twinges, nothin at all and now I'm choosin to end this conversation" I fled up to my room and away from Harmoni's nonsense about twinkles and likey likey feelings.

"Why am I the one that always gets stuck with the cooking?" Harmoni groaned to herself. At least she still had her date with Seth to look forward too. That made everything just that little bit better.