Chapter 18 Public break ups are funny

Punk;

When I got to the lunch room I wasn't shocked to find Barbie at our table, talking to her best whore, I mean friend, Eve. And I wasn't surprised that it was mainly insults pointed at Jamie who was shockingly sitting with two new girls. No idea who they were but I'm picking they were roughly Jamie's age, they actually talked to her and laughed with her. They didn't care they Jamie was permantely injured, it was some what heart warming to see Jamie making a friend or two. Or though I couldn't help the weird jealousy seeping in my veins when I saw Jamie pawing the blondes two tone hair, it was just weird because I didn't want Jamie touching her, if I had it my way Jamie would be touching me. I shook that away and went to take a seat near Barbie, another hour of listening to their crap, another hour of listening to Barbie gossip about everyone else, she was perfect apparently and that just meant she had dig at everyone else, but mainly Jamie, I don't know why Barbie had it in for Jamie but if I had to guess it would be jealousy. Barbie was meant to be the hot blonde with those irrestiable blue eyes and now suddenly that girl was Jamie, and as a plus Jamie wasn't a complete whorey bitch that you wanted to thrash.

"Hey, there you are!" Barbie gushed loudly making sure every girl in the room heard her, making sure that every girl in the room looked our way and saw that I was with her. I shook out of her grip and set my food down.

"Here I am Barbie"

"Whats wrong with you?" Barbie asked pretending to be hurt, it was the look she used to get her own way, I don't think it ever worked with Randy and it surely didn't work with me.

"Nothing"

"OMG, did you hear what Jamie asked in Maths?" Eve asked, her eyes shining with glee, "She asked if six and six is really twelve, what a 'tard"

Barbie laughed along Eve and the rest of the fucktards at the table, only I wasn't laughing. "So she has trouble with Maths, you have trouble with spelling" I pointed out making Eve tint red.

"And in English, she couldn't spell flower, what an idiot" Barbie went on as though I didn't interrupt.

I was really starting to get annoyed at the Jamie bashing, the girl had a brain injury, didn't that mean anything, clearly not.

"At least I don't have trouble keepin my legs shut" Jamie suddenly retorted spinning around and facing Barbie. Clearly she had had enough of the Jamie bashing as well.

"What did you just say to me?" Barbie stood up drawing herself up to full height, problem with that was Jamie was actually taller than her, and if she swung like her sisters, she would have no issue taking her out.

"I said you have trouble keeping your legs shut, I think it means that your a slut, but I'm not really sure on that"

"Well at least I'm not a prude, see unlike some spastics I could mention, things like relationships come easily to me."

Yeah I heard it too. Apparently Jamie wasn't as dumb as they thought because she got it too.

"Well done! Your easy! Big thumbs up to you!" Jamie pointed that thumb at her, grinning broadly. Barbie couldn't believe that she was losing, I'm sure it killed her to know that it was Jamie she was losing too.

"At least I'm not striving to prove that I'm as good as my sisters and always failing, but if it helps you are just like them, a freak thats gonna wind up alone and lonely, or if your anything like Raven, in a nut house"

Jamie let out a sigh, shaking her head. Her new friend whispered to her, "Jamie, just leave it, she's not worth it."

"Na-uh, you gotta stand up to sluts or else they never go away." Jamie muttered, "You know what Barbie, you're right. I can't spell simple words like flower, and I can't do simple maths and my memory is like one of those things that has holes on the bottom and water drains through, but I do remember one thing" Jamie strode over to her until she was standing right up close, I saw it in her blue eyes, Jamie was more scared than anyone else right now.

"That your a freak?" Barbie grinned at her, she saw the tremble in Jamie's face but that didn't stop her assult. Until Jamie was on the ground crying, Barbie wouldn't stop.

Jamie smiled, "No. I won't forget that you ruined my cookies!" Jamie dumped the spagetti bolonase all over Barbie's pretty blonde hair, drenching her in meat and noodles. Barbie, all bark and no bite, screamed as everyone else started to laugh, Eve came to her side with paper napkins that wouldn't help no body. Jamie looked at her "Oh I'm so sorry, here let me help you!" She grabbed Eve's plate and dumped more over her, "There? Did I help?"

Clearly Jamie hadn't forgotten at all what Barbie had done. Jamie grinned like the cheshire cat before going back to her table with her friends, Barbie looked to me horrifyed, "Aren't you gonna do anything!?" She stomped her foot at me, what did she want me to do? Take Jamie out? Firstly I don't hit girls and secondly I didn't want too. I grabbed my tray and stood up.

"Nope"

"Punk! You are my boyfriend!"

"Actually ex-boyfriend, me and you are over. Enjoy your lunch Barbie"

"Punk you cannot be serious!" Barbie glared at me, everyone staring at us, I actually couldn't of cared, Barbie was covered in meat sauce and now dumped, couldn't of happened to a nicer girl.

"I am serious, so you can get back to your whoring, in the mean time I'm gonna go to a table thats free of disease ridden whores"

I went to Jamie's table and looked to the three young girls, "Ladies, do you mind if I sit here?"

It was only Jamie that beamed, not that the other two were unhappy about it, just shy. "Uh sure"

"Yayness!" Jamie clapped her hands at me as I sat down next to two-tone.

"Is that even a word Jamie?"

"Yes. Yes, it is"

Honestly it was best lunch I had ever had, three pretty girls and finally free of Barbie, what more could a guy ask for right?.