AN: I owe this chap to Intoxic, who gave me the beginning of the idea for this chapter. Thanks
Chapter 13: Let's talk about sex
The next morning, Alexis, Luke, Jake and Peter received a message from Clint and Tony telling them to meet in the conference room at 10am. Alexis was grumbling to Loki about it.
"Why the hell at 10am? Do they even know how to wake up before midday? Can you pass me my other boot please?" Loki had been brushing Alexis' hair for her while she was getting ready, and leaned over to the other side of the bed, grabbed her boot and gave it to her. He was thinking about how she looked last night. While she was sleeping, she looked like an angel, looked peace. It suited her. Alexis finished pulling on her boot, stood up and turned to Loki.
"Well I better go see what they want. Feel free to stay in here if you want, I don't know what time I'll be back." With that she disappeared.
She appeared outside the door, where she'd arranged to meet the others. They turned up at the same time, Jake and Luke holding hands. Peter had his hands in his pocket, and looked really out of place.
"Hi Peter, I'm Alexis." She walked over and shook his hand. At the same time she read his aura. It was red and blue. She mentally laughed at that.
"Um, hi. Do you have any idea what's this about?"
"Nope but let's go in and find out." She turned and walked into the conference room, and looked around in surprise. Tony and Clint were standing in front of a board, on which it said "Lets' talk about sex!"
"Shit." Luke muttered behind her. Peter and Jake were silent, and the group went and sat down at the table, Luke and Jake on one side, Alexis and Peter on the other.
"Guys what's the meaning of this?" Luke asked. Jake and Peter had been to school, so had been through Sex Ed lessons, and him and Lex were old enough to know about it.
"Well after our 'incident' yesterday, Stark and I decided we should inform you guys, and Tony insisted to be the one doing it." Clint told the group. Luke and Jake groaned at the mention of yesterday, and Alexis laughed. Peter looked really confused, but smiled at Alexis' laugh. It was like Gwen's. He missed her.
"Guys, sorry to inform you of this but we don't need Sex Ed. We know what happens." Jake wanted to get out this situation, fast. Would it be cruel to blast them?
"Well sorry but you're not leaving this room till we're done. Let's talk about sex!" Tony told Jake. Luke and Alexis looked at each other with a glint in their eyes after Tony's last comment. They'd watched Pitch Perfect a couple of nights ago.
Luke stood up and began to sing.
"Sex baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Alright
Let's talk about sex
A little bit, a little bit
Sex baby"
Alexis stood up and sung the next bit.
"All through the night I make love to you,
Like you want me too."
Tony and Clint stood there looking confused. This was not what they'd planned, but then again, they hadn't seen pitch perfect .Peter was enjoying it, so decided to take the next line.
"I guess it's just the woman in you,
That brings out the plan in me,
I know I can't help myself,
You're all in the world to me,
It feels like the first time,
It feels like the very first time,
It feels like the first time
It"
Finally it was Jake's turn.
"It's going down fade to Blackstreet
The homies got RB collab' creations bump like acne
No doubt, I put it down, never slouch
As long as my credit could vouch
A dog couldn't catch me, ass outTell me who could stop with Dre makin' moves
Attractin' honeys like a magnet
Givin' them ear-gasms with my mellow accent
Still movin' his flavor
With the homies Blackstreet and Teddy
The original rump shakersShorty get down, good Lord
Baby got 'em open all over town
Strictly biz she don't play around
Cover much grounds, got game by the poundGettin' paid is her forte
Each and every day, true player way
I can't get her outta my mind(well)
I think about the girl all the time(well well)I like the way you work it(no diggity)
I got to bag it up(bag it up)
I like the way you work it(no diggity)
I got to bag it up(bag it up, girl)
I like the way you work it(no diggity)
I got to bag it up(bag it up)
I like the way you work it(no diggity)
I got to bag it up(get up)"
They all sang, "We out!" Then started to giggle.
"God you guys, get a life! I give up. Just stay safe and…" Tony began nut Alexis interrupted him.
"Dad shut up! I'm going to find Loki."
"Can you ask him to come find me when you next see him please? I need to talk to him."
"Whatevs dad." She popped out of existence to her room. Jake, Luke and Jake were all laughing and singing as they walked out the room, heading for the cinema room. Clint and Tony just stood there, then after 5 minutes Clint turned to Tony.
"Shall we teach each other? I'm sure we need a refresh."
"Sure birdbrain, this should be fun"
They started the PowerPoint, and began to "refresh".