A/N: Thank you so much for all the reviews/follow/favorites, they mean so much to me!
I hope this second chapter didn't dissapoint!
Episode 2:
Red: If you had any idea how far I've traveled to see you again, Lizzie! "But I would walk 500 miles, And I would walk 500 more, Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles, To fall down at your door."
Lizzie: Don't call me Lizzie, it's hard for me to focus when you say my name like that!
Lizzie's morality: Show him who's the boss!
Lizzie: So let me tell you how this is gonna work. I ask the questions, you answer them. Screw with me, and I walk. Also, you must call me mistress!
Red's libido: She's gonna be so much fun in bed... I can't wait!
A few moments later...
Red: You should come. Just the two of us...no clumsy agents in the bushes. Sounds like the perfect date for me!
Later...
Lizzie's morality: Before we do this, let me be clear... I'm not here to socialize. I have no interest in having dinner with you, nor do we have the time.
Lizzie: Yes, a date with me should last all night, not just 20 minutes.
Lizzie's morality: We meet your contact, we get the name of the freelancer's next victim, and we go. Understood?
Red: I agree with you completely. But it is a restaurant, and it is dinnertime. We're gonna have so much fun!
Lizzie's morality: Did I just agreed to a date?
Lizzie: Yes, you did.
Red's hat: Hello, Lizzie, it's nice to finally met you!
Lizzie's morality: So, what does this liaison look like?
Red: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
"We're up all night to get lucky."
In the restaurant...
Red: Anyone asks, you're my girlfriend from Ann Arbor.
Lizzie's morality: Absolutely not.
Lizzie: *secretly wishing it was truth*
Red: Hey, that hurt! Fine. You can be my daughter, although my thoughts about you aren't paternal at all, and because of this sentence people will think that you are my real daughter!
Red: S'il vous plaît, pour madame, un cocktail de I'aviation. I want to seduce her, and plus she doesn't know what to order. Chardonnay my ass...
Lizzie: Are you trying to seduce me with your french knowledge? Because it's working...
Red: Tell me my profile. I so want to know how you... see things. It boost my ego to hear you talk about me!
Lizzie: You're a loner. You keep your distance. You travel freely through foreign lands. You're rootless. You're very comfortable here with your glass of scotch, but you're just as comfortable sleeping in a cave with rebels or sharing dinner in somehole-in-the-wall noodle shop. Your closest friends are strangers. You understand that tight bonds can make you vulnerable, so you're careful not to have any. And that's why you're so conflicted about me. You need me and you hate that about yourself, because it makes you vulnerable. And this is how you profile someone.*like a lady*
Red: Oh, no, she figured out! Quick, ask her something about her husband!
Lizzie's morality: It's been only 35 minutes and I'm starting to enjoy our date. We can't let that happen!
Then...
Lizzie: So, you want to go to the party?
Red: Oh, I thought you'd never ask.