Episode 18

Red: I come bearing gifts: Pimento cheese sandwiches. Toasted, with the crusts cut off. Eartha Kitt's recipe, it's a fantastic story.

Lizzie: That's so sweet! Tom only made me pancakes…I hate pancakes!

Lizzie's morality:*ponytail power* What do you know about Tom?

Red: Do we really have to talk about him? I thought we were having a moment…..

Lizzie: You've been threatening to tell me the truth about my husband since the day we met, and I'm ready to listen. What do you know?

Red: Several years ago, it came to my attention that somebody was meddling in my business. To protect myself and my interests I inventoried my vulnerabilities.

Lizzie: Me.

Red's heart: Of course."I love you baby"

Red's libido: " And if it's quite all right, I need you baby, To warm my lonely night".

Red's hat:"I love you baby, Trust in me when I say"

On the phone…

Red: How is your case developing, Lizzie?

Lizzie's morality: We have one of the assassins in custody. We're taking him in for questioning now. Where are we with Craig?

Red: Is he still in town? Because I think it's time for the three of us to have a little chat.

Later…

Lizzie's morality: Hey, Craig. Can we talk? Who do you work for?

Craig Keen: I don't know what you're talking about!

Lizzie's morality: I know who you are. I know about the time you did at Wasco. I know about the warrants. I know about you, Christopher Maly!

Christopher Maly:"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" You have no idea who you're dealing with!

Lizzie: I never did like you!

Christopher Maly: You didn't exactly think this through, did you?

Lizzie: Actually, I did. Craig, met my new boyfriend, Raymond Reddington.

Red: Looks like we're a little late to the party. You must be the brother-in-law. Was he mean to you, darling?

Lizzie: He isn't cooperating.

Red: Dembe, get the hacksaw. We're gonna have to take him out of here in pieces.

Then…

Lizzie: Honey, I'm home! Did you do the dishes like I asked you?

Red: No, I didn't have time. Shh, you need to watch this!

Lizzie: What are you, 12? Men…

Red: Unlike someone who shall remain nameless, we waited for you. Shall we get started?

Red: Tell me about Berlin!

Christopher Maly: I can't.

Red: What's in Berlin? Is the bank in Berlin? Christopher, who is in Berlin? Dembe, we're moving this conversation now.

Christopher Maly: #YOLO

Red: Okay, then.

Lizzie's morality: What now? What are you doing?

Red: Putting on my coat.

Lizzie's morality: A man just jumped through the window! There's a body on the sidewalk!

Red: Yes. And your husband, the police and all the king's men will be here soon. If you care to stick around and explain, feel free, but I for one will not be in attendance. See you later, alligator!

More later…

Lizzie's morality: I can't do this anymore! Can't look at him, let alone touch him.

Red: Be patient. With Craig, things have been set in motion. How Tom reacts will tell us a great deal. You need to stay the course.

Lizzie's morality: I don't think I can. (*looking at his ass*) What is it? What does it mean?

Red: I don't know yet. Were you just checking out my ass?

Lizzie's morality: No, of course not!