"I liked that pillow," Trick said.
"Sorry," Kaidan said. His voice a little raspier than normal.
"Guess I should take it as a compliment," Trick said. "Because of my sexual abilities, you shredded my pillow."
"Sorry," Kaidan said blowing a feather off his lip.
"And your pillow," Trick added. "Which I just bought you."
"Sorry," Kaidan said.
"You look like a giant bird by the way," Trick said. "Those pillows had a lot of feathers."
Kaidan just grunted.
"Never thought I would be attracted to a giant bird," Trick continued.
Another grunt from Kaidan.
"You do make feathers look good."
Grunt.
"Especially when they're stuck in your hair."
Kaidan jumped up and ran to the bathroom.
"Thought that would get you up," Trick called to Kaidan's feather covered back.