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Season 2

Episode 1

Lizzie:"Guess who's back, back again, Shady's back, tell a friend, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back"

Red: Here comes my wifey! Did you take a different route?

Lizzie's morality: Justice is freaking out.

Red: Change your hotel?

Lizzie: Hellfire missiles? Seriously? I'm trying to protect you and what do you do?!

Red: Life is far too Important a thing ever to talk seriously about. People love to decry Big brother, the NSA, the government listening in on their most private lives, yet they all willingly go online and hand over the most intimate details of those lives to big data.

Lizzie: Most people don't care that Google knows their search history.

Red: Oh, I think you care. I know that you search pictures with James Spader in your free time. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

Lizzie: *heavy breathing*

On the phone…..

Lizzie: What the hell is going on? Martin said you were extracted by Mossad. I can't leave you 2 minutes alone because you're always getting into trouble!

Red: We'll discuss it later. What am I looking at?

Lizzie: Targets. Turns out Berlin didn't contract Lord Baltimore to find you. He's looking for a woman.

Red: What woman?

Lizzie: We're not sure. We only know her profile. Aram was able to narrow the search, but that still leaves us with over 200 potential targets.

Red: Naomi Hyland.

Lizzie: Who? Who the hell is Naomi Hyland?

Red: *dramatic pause* She was my wife.

Lizzie: What?! And why didn't you tell me about her?

Red: Honey, I know how this looks like, but you're my only lady! "Relight my fire, your love is my only desire, Relight my fire cos I need your love"

Later…..

Lizzie's morality: Mrs. Hyland, it's important we move quickly.

Naomi: You think I'm gonna run, just walk away and start over again? 'Cause you and I both know that's where this is going. I'm... I'm not going anywhere! I had a life, you know? My daughter had a life with a house and a dog. And then I woke up one day... You can't imagine what it's like to have a man like Raymond Reddington turn your life upside down.

Lizzie: Really? Because I have a pretty good idea about how it's like to meet and fall in love with Raymond "Red" Reddington. I guess you're not invited to our wedding!

Naomi: They accused me of being a part of it. Somehow, I was a suspect. Put my life under a-a microscope... every call, e-every charge. My assets were... I finally convinced them I was innocent. They said I had to go, give up everything. I remember it was a Wednesday afternoon. My daughter wasn't even out of school yet. And by Thursday, we were in Philadelphia, fending for ourselves.

Lizzie: Please, tell me everything! Overshare! Leave nothing out….

Episode 2

Red: Lizzie! I'd like to introduce you to my manicurist, Rosa Heredia. She's the one I was telling you about, who was dating that nine-fingered bullfighter from Juarez. This woman is an artist, trained at the Latin-American school of medicine in Havana.

Lizzie: Medical school? She is very pretty…. Are you sure she isn't another wife of yours?

Red: Lizzie, we've discussed about this! She dropped out in the last year of her residency. Discúlpanos por un momen, por favor.

Red's libido: And now we're finally alone! Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Lizzie's morality: Your ex-wife... Have you found her?

Red's libido: Oh…. so you're not in the mood. I told you that you're the only one!

Red: Monarch Douglas bank.

Lizzie: What?

Red: Well, you wanted to get down on business("to defeat the huns"). It's the preferred bank of international criminals, dictators, terrorists, hedge-fund managers. They're headquartered here in the U.S., deposits insured by the FDIC, which places them firmly within your agency's jurisdictional bailiwick. It is the last place on earth that anyone would ever want to rob. Less than two hours ago, Monarch's Warsaw branch was assaulted.

Lizzie's morality: What was stolen?

Red: According to the official statement, nothing.

Lizzie: And according to you?

Red: Everything.

Later….

Lizzie: Smells like roses.

Red's heart: "You are the rose of my heart, You are the love of my life, A flower not fading nor falling apart, If you're tired, rest your head on my arm, Rose of my heart"

Red: Set a match to it... See if it burns. Check if it's flammable.

Lizzie's morality: What? Why? It's flammable.

Red: Jam. From the heart of the rum-soaked, rose-petal Paczki.

Lizzie's morality: Lovely. Now what?

Red: Now? Nothing. Just get some rest. I'll be there in less than three hours.

Then….

Lizzie's morality: Reddington. How did you...?

Red: Enough with the guns. I love trains! My grandfather rode the rails. Have you ever seen "The General"? Buster Keaton? Oh, my goodness!

Lizzie's morality: What are you doing?

Red: Dubicki said the bridge was swarming with police. I booked the two of you first-class tickets home.

Agent Donald Ressler: No, you can't take her! No!

Red: Guys, guys, enough with the pointing! Don't worry, Donald. They won't shoot you. But they will restrain you... rigorously if necessary. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have business to attend to. Be sure they make their flight.

Agent Donald Ressler: He's such a jerk sometimes!

Lizzie: He is like that all the time… I wanna stab him with a pen!

Agent Donald Ressler: You did that already. Don't you remember?

Lizzie: Of course I remember. He was asking for it!

Later….

Berlin: I almost gave up looking for you. You were like a ghost for 12 years. Heard rumors and I followed them...from Barcelona to Melbourne to Stockholm. But always nothing. Until one day... I made a connection: Elizabeth Keen. That's why we're sitting here today...because of Keen. I know you care for her as much as you care for your wife! I think underneath it all, under that hat of yours, you're not much different from, uh, Twila Stansberry. You have the power to destroy me, but you're offering me a way out because you're blinded by passion.

Red: Oh, no, you didn't! Don't you dare brought Lizzie into this!" I'm a dagger in your back, An extra turn upon the rack, I'm the quivering of your heart, A stabbing pain, a sudden start."

Then….

Lizzie: Hey, Rosa.

Rosa: Please don't hurt me! I need this job! He is just my boss, I swear!

Lizzie: We're gonna talk about this later. We know you're treating Kaja. Where's your patient?

Rosa: I don't know...

Lizzie's morality: I came alone. I don't want to have to call for backup.

On the phone…

Red: Lizzie, how was your flight?

Lizzie: I know what you're trying to pull, and it's not gonna happen.

Red: Abort mission! I repeat abort mission!

Red's libido: She knows that I want to seduce her tonight!

Red: What I'm trying to pull? Is that how we speak to each other now... as if I'm some kind of cheap, dime-store confidence man?

Lizzie: Bank robber, embezzler, thief. You put us on this case so you could get to the girl so you could steal Berlin's money.

Red: At least she doesn't know about my seduction plans.

Lizzie: You're gonna use her to get your wife back. And you will leave me for her! I knew it!

Red:"Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you."

Lizzie's morality: That money is going to fund terror all over the world, and I'm not gonna let that happen for the sake of one woman.

Red: You don't have a vote.

Lizzie's morality: I found Kaja. We froze the escrow accounts where you parked Berlin's cash.

Red: My wife will die.

Lizzie's morality: I'm sorry!

Lizzie: I'm not Adele, I don't wish "nothing but the best" for you. DIE BITCH!

Red: No, you're not sorry. Not yet. Maybe someday, if you're very lucky, you might wonder: "at exactly what point did I become this... thing?" But not now. Right now, you're just doing your job.

Lizzie: Excuse me? I'm just doing my job?! I care for you! I lov….. Don't go through with it! We can find another way!

Red: The deal is moving forward.

Lizzie: You can't hold up your end! He'll kill you. I need you!

Red: Wish me luck.

More later….

Lizzie: Your door was open. Were you expecting me?

Red: Yes. Thank you!

Lizzie's morality: You're an asset I'm charged with protecting. I transferred the money to keep you safe. I was just doing my job. As far as I'm concerned, every life that that psycho takes from this point forward is on you.

Lizzie: I hope she's worth it!

Red: When I was standing there wondering if you had decided to let me die, a thought struck me...how did you know that Berlin had his money in that bank? At first, I thought it was the girl... that she told you. But the accounts would be coded, moved through shell corporations, layers of protection. And then I realized, " No. Somebody has a secret Santa: a source." Bravo, Lizzie! When you're ready to share, I'd love to hear.

Lizzie: Yeah, sure, like's that gonna happen!