"Trick, I am not wearing this!" Kaidan yelled from the bathroom.
"Come on, you love it," Trick replied.
"Where's my other shirt?"
"I hid it. I hid all of your shirts. You either have to wear that one, or go topless. I'm fine with either option, really."
Finally the bathroom door opened and Kaidan emerged. He was wearing his usual boots and fatigue pants with a shirt that had the words "I fucked Commander Shepard and all I got was this lousy shirt" printed on the front.
Trick burst out in uncontrollable laughter.
"It's not that funny," Kaidan said watching as the other man fell off the bed, still laughing.
"Yes, it is," Trick said, still laughing.