A/N: Not going to lie, Drunk!Rick is fun to write. I hope I did him justice!
Disclaimer in chapter one.
"'C' is for 'Cookie', that's good enough for me..."
Hey there Katie, my little cuddle-monster!
Have you ever noticed that Sesame Street makes so much more sense at 4AM? Seriously, Kate, there's a whole other subtext that we're not seeing!
Okay, so tonight was the first big party and while Chicago sure knows how to throw one hell of a party I still think that sitting around the loft with you would have been a better. Have the deep fried twinkies always been quite so crazy, for lack of a better way of phrasing it? Don't worry, I didn't indulge any of them. I think I shocked a fair few people tonight, dear. You don't realize how much you've changed me, how much I've grown up and while I may still be that little kid, I'd give up laser tag for you if that's what it takes to keep you by my side. I love you and you love me and I still think I'm imagining that last part.
You know, you're much prettier than the people in this show - duh! Half of them are puppets and that would be weird on about four different levels.
Anyway, my point is that you are my cookie. The blue one like those biscuits so much and why not! Cookies are practically perfect, they're soft, sweet, come in so many different varieties and Cookie Monster would do anything for them. Just like me and you if you think about it. Now wait, I would do absolutely anything for you and I hope that I've proved that over the years and you are perfect to me, you're sweet and don't let many people see the softer side of you and there are so many different sides to you! You, my dearest of dears, are an onion. Do you remember that? You were so hot, teasing me. You still are hot. You're always hot. I'm getting off topic.
'C' is for cookie and you Kate Beckett are most definitely good enough for me.
Lots and lots and lots and lots and a little bit more love from me,
Big Rick
P.S. I am not drunk. Promise.
P.P.S I love you.
P.P.P.S What are you wearing?