Episode 5
Lizzie: I told you to get rid of him!
Red: Lizzie, I'm not getting rid of him! Your safety is of great concern to me.
Dembe: Here we go away…. They always act like an old married couple, I just want to lock them in a room so they can solve their problems. Why they just can't stop fighting and make up?#shipping problems.
Lizzie: Yeah, I can handle myself. I just... I don't want him watching me.
Red: Don't worry, I'm your number one fan! "Every breath you take, Every move you make, Every bond you break, Every step you take, I'll be watching you."
Later…..
Lillian Sharp: This map is priceless! You need to move on this now. If the Apophis Strain is out there...
Lizzie: Who the fuck are you?
Lillian Sharp: Who the fuck are you?
Lizzie: I asked you first!
Lillian Sharp: I asked you second!
Lizzie's morality: You didn't tell this to the FBI?
Red: Lillian is paid to embargo certain key details from your colleagues if she believes they may be of interest to me.
Lillian Sharp: You sure she can be trusted?
Red: Oh, wrong thing to say… you better start running!
Lizzie: Oh… come closer, bitch! Let me show you how much can you trust me.
Lizzie's morality: I could say the same thing about you!
Red: Ladies, please, there's no need to fight! I'm surprised the two of you haven't met at a conference or company retreat. Does the FBI do a Christmas party?
Lillian Sharp: One of the priests sent to guard the strain got sick. And to protect it, the dying man swallowed it whole, taking it to his grave. We know this because the others survived and created the map.
Lizzie's morality: And the markings? What do they mean?
Lillian Sharp: They're archetypal alignments. When you connect them, they create lay lines linking a network of historically significant sites.
Lizzie's morality: You said the priests were sent to the end of the world. Where?
Lillian Sharp: Well, I said it was the end of the world... not anymore. If I'm reading this correctly, the strain is buried here., in America.
Then….
Red: Hello, Aram, Agent Navabi. You certainly look radiant.
Aram Mojtabai: Mr. Reddington. Um...hey, uh...
Aram's conscience : You can do this, Aram! Just say something…it's not that hard! He's probably looking for his girlfriend.
Aram: If you're looking for, uh, A-Agent Keen...
Red: I'm not, I'm looking for you.
Aram: *gasps* What? But I thought you only speak to Elizabeth Keen! My whole life was a lie!
Lizzie: Aram, are you there? What is it? Is Red there? Is he flirting with Agent Navabi? Tell me!
Later….
Aram: Agent Keen, whatever decision you made, I'm sure it was the right one! I've seen you under pressure in the moment.
Lizzie: Thank you.
Aram: The way you handle... take Mr. Reddington, for example. He asked me to do one thing, and I freeze up, but you're always able to... I mean you two are practically married!
Lizzie: What? What? What are you talking about?
Aram's conscience: You had ONE JOB, Aram, ONE JOB!
Aram: Oh, wait. Uh, no, just, um... You're solid.
Lizzie: Reddington asked you to do?
Aram: No, forget that, bad example.
Lizzie: What did Reddington ask you to do?
Aram: Um...please don't be mad, but he asked me to find him a girl.
Lizzie: What?! What girl? Is she pretty?
*twenty minutes later*
Lizzie's morality: Your wife made it perfectly clear that your daughter has no interest in seeing you.
Red: Oh, dear!
Lizzie's morality: If she is in danger, we will protect her, either from Berlin or you!
Red: Who told you she's my daughter?
Lizzie: Nobody, but she is very pretty so naturally I want her to be your daughter.
Red: Lizzie, you are so sweet when you are jealous!
Lizzie's morality: Oh, God, I am not jealous!
Lizzie: Well, get ready because I'm about to be GORGEOUS!
Red: I assure you, Lizzy, my quest to find this young woman will in no way compromise our relationship! "You're the one that I want, You are the one I want, Oo,Oo,Oo honey"
Lizzie's morality: Our relationship? You wish!
Red: Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, sweetheart!
On the phone….
Aram: Okay, I can do this! Mr. Reddington, I-I'm calling about Agent Keen.
Aram's conscience: See? That wasn't that hard, was it?
Red: Circumstances have changed, Aram. I found what I was looking for.
Aram: That's great but your girlfriend is in danger!
Red: I'm coming, Lizzie!* Rocky theme song starts playing in the background*
Then…..
Lizzie: I was gonna have a baby...and then he showed up.
Samar: You know everyone talks about it, right? They say you are the Clarice to his Hannibal. They don't want to bring it up with you. Why you? Who is he to you?"I don't know who he is but I think that you do, Dag gummit, Who is he and what is he to you"
Lizzie's morality: Reddington is... the bane of my existence.
Lizzie: Reddington is...my big bad handsome man.
Lizzie's libido: Reddington is…. someone who I'll like to get better acquainted with.
Lizzie's morality: I find myself feeling possessive.
Samar: Mm, you don't say!
Lizzie's morality: Possessive of him, jealous of the girl he's trying to protect. And if that's not embarrassing enough, that's exactly how he predicted I'd feel.
More later…..
Red: "Oh no, not my baby, Oh no, not my sweet baby" *holds her hand* You're too precious for words!*strokes her finger* I can't wait to put a ring on it!
Red's hat: Aww! I may be a hat but I have feelings too!
*"I will always love you" starts playing in the background*