Iva and Ivan

Russia and Nyo!Russia

FRIENDS: Calm you down when you're mad.

BEST FRIENDS: Follow behind you with a shovel going, "Someone's gonna get it!"

Ivan grit his teeth as he looked at his desk. Someone had moved everything around! EVERYTHING! HE needed to find his Boss's order's and leave. He couldn't do that with everything moved around! He heard someone moving down the hall and looked out. Latvia!

"Kol kol kol kol!" Latvia froze and turned around slowly. Ivan came up and put a hand on his head, pressing down slightly. "Latvia, my desk is all messed up. Do you know why?"

"I-I hav-have no idea Mr. Russia sir!"

Russia smiled bigger and put a little more pressure on his head. "Is that so? No idea? Are you sure?"

"I-I might of heard the Lithuanias say something ab-about organizing your office." Ivan frowned and took his hand off Ravis's head and motioned for him to leave. Latvia all but ran away as Ivan turned and moved down the hall toward Lithuania's room, laughing darkly as he went.

Suddenly, Iva was next to him with her shovel smiling evilly. "What's wrong Ivan?"

"I need to talk with Lithuania about staying out of my office and about why he won't mess with my desk again."

Ivan turned and saw a small object being held out to him and turned and looked to see Iva handing him his pipe. "Кто-то собирается его получить!"

FRIENDS: Help you up when you trip.

BEST FRIENDS: walk by and go ,"walk much?"

Ivan wasn't sure how it happened, but somehow he ended up falling through the air and onto the carpet. He "oof" and laid there for a second feeling a slight pain in his lower thigh. He picked his head up off the carpet and saw Iva standing infront of him in her usual pink attire, looking rather amused. He grunted and went to get up, shooting her a dirty look.

"Walk much тупица?"

Friends: Sit by you at the pool during you…er… time of fun.

Best Friends: throw a tampon at you and push you in the water.

Iva sat awkwardly at the edge of America's pool as the other nations jumped in happily. Amelia kept motioning for her to come in, but she just shook her head. Amelia frowned and tried to wayed over to her, but Gilbert tackled her into the water.

Natalia suddenly plopped down next to her and Nikolai sat down on her other side. Iva gave them a rare smile and happily looked over at the commotion Gilbert was causing as Amelia and Alfred chased him with a nerf gun.

A shadow loomed over Iva suddenly and she turned to see Ivan standing behind them looking confused. "Why are none of you going into the water?"

Natalia looked at the male Russian with hearts clearly visible in her eyes. "Oh brother! We just want to rest!"

"Why?"

Iva scowled. "I can't swim right now and they are keeping me company."

Ivan frowned and moved over to talk to Gale. Iva smiled in a satisfied way and began to watch Yao.

Sudden;y a small object hit her face and before she could redisture what it was she felt the water all around her. She surfaced an saw a small package she recognized as a female product. Gale was staring, looking mortified at Ivan who smiled at Iva happily.

"You can swim now, yes?"

FRIENDS: FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he hurts you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days…"

Iva raced into thehouse looking positively pissed off. She raced towards her room, slamming the door. Nikolai (nyo!belarus) raced in the door after her.

"Sister! Do not worry, I shall make the idiot pay!" Ivan and Natalia looked over at the boy who was pounding on the door to Iva's room curiously. As Nikolai turned and saw them, he charged over angrily.

"WHY DO WE LET HER LIVE! WHY IS HE NOT PAYING HOMAGE TO THE AMAZING RUSIAS?"

"What do you mean?"

"That idiot Poland! He has insulted my sister for the last time! They BOTH have insulted her for the last time.1" Ivan noticed both Lithuania's down the hall turn green and felt his eyes narrowing.

"What did they do?"

"HE insulted her and said my wonderful sister was outdated! Vulgar and a drunk!" Nikolia raged. "Then they began to comment on her outfit that I just got her and called her ugly in it! Then they "accidentally spilled juice on her! аварыі маю задніцу!"

"Позвольте мне с ним обращаться." Both Belarus's stared at him in shock. "Trust me, I got this." He went into his room and picked up his phone with no number. Carefully he pressed in the numbers to Poland's house.

"Like, hello?"

"kol,Kol,kol,"

"uh…like, who is this?"

"Seven days… Seven days…"

Iva could hear the screaming all the way in her room.

Friends: Will call the person who freaked out at you a jerk.

Best Friends: Will break that person's ego- and nose.

Francis looked at Ivan's military attire and scoffed. "I thought you had said you updated your military attire?"

Ivan smiled calmly at the Frenchmen in a way that sent chills up his spine. "I did. See? I changed my gloves to red ones. Don't you like them?"

Francis gulped and sputtered, "B-B-But of course! It's just…well… usually when someone changes their military looks they do more than change some sort of silly glove. Not that your old ones were silly! Or these! I-It's just…uh… sunflower red gloves-"

"…." Ivan looked down at his new gloves that he gotten for his birthday. "I rather like them."

"Well… it's just they clash with your coat. Maybe you could -OW!"

Iva smiled at Ivan happily as she held her shovel in her hand. Francis laid on the ground holding his nose, his entire face red. "Oh did I get your face? You should really pay more attention to where you are standing ya?" She smiled bigger. "I was the one who embroidered those sunflowers on the mittens after all."

Muhahahahahahahaha! …Wait... why am I laughing evily? Cause I can!

Hahaha I'm kinda in a goofy mood right now, probably since I am so happy to get this done! =D I mean, this turned out really geat but it was so hard to right! Xo I hope I got the freindenimes thing I was going for in this story!

Okay! Any requests for who you want to see?

I am debating between doing Gilbert and Amelia or Alfred and Gale or Alfred and Gilbert. I am kinda leaning toward the last one….

But I also kinda want to do a Spain and Romano, Austria and Nyo!Hungry, Hungry and Nyo!Austria, Nyo!Hungry and Nyo!Prussia. Nyo!Prussia and Austria, Ludwig and Feliciano, Nyo!Italies and Nyo!America, Nyo!Canada and France, Nyo!France and Nyo!Canada, AND Nyo!England and France or Japan, oh and one of the Americas with one of the Japans.

You see! I am at a loss! Especially considering that isn't even the tip of the iceburg of who all I could right on! Imagine Iva and Yao? Or Yao and Kayo (Nyo!Japan) SO MANY FREAKING CHOICES! Any feed back on what you want to hear is appreciated. And feel free to mention anyone I missed.

Also, got any prompts?

Oh and when i said Awesomely Awesome friends before, I kinda was hoping you would tell me the friends you wanted to see.

but anyway, Please Review! =D