EoS: Alright, here's another chapter!
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Mr. Brandloyal:
EoS: Kufufu…
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StarlightStardust98:
Lauren: I live in his apartment. Oh, and you haven't seen anything yet with the drama.
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Aurore's Moemon Adventure
Chapter 24
"It can't be…" Sora said, staring at Sakura, her eyes blank in shock. Of course… Master falls in love with her and they both get married… He spends the rest of his life in happiness… A human should be with another human… But if that happened… But if that happened…
"But if that happened then there wouldn't be any reason for me to exist anymore!" Sora exclaimed, shocking the hell out of everyone in the room. She stared at Sakura, tears welling up in her eyes as he face went red. "You can't… hic… You can't…"
"What?" Sakura asked, surprised.
"I agree!" Bluebell exclaimed, angry. "We already said we don't want you around our master! It's bad enough having to share him with old hag, but I'm not letting someone like you take him from me too!"
"What was that about an old hag?" Lilligant asked, pressing her fists against the sides of Bluebell's head, jamming fiercely.
"Owow ow!" Bluebell exclaimed, breaking free of Lilligant's grasp, moving back a few feet. When she was sure that she was a safe enough distance, she stuck her tongue out.
"I'm talking to you, old hag!" Bluebell said, flipping Lilligant off. "You've already got a kid! Someone like you is too old and worn out to be able to please master!"
I'm not sure if these two arguing my case is working in my favor… Sora thought, staring at the two of them, sweat dropping.
"Listen, Sora…" Sakura said, smiling, Sora turning around.
"What?" Sora asked, uneasy.
"I don't have any intention of stealing Aurore away from you." Sakura said, smiling brightly.
"Really?" Sora asked.
"Of course not. I was kidding." Sakura said, smiling. "Besides, I JUST met him. What kind of slut has sex with a guy she just met?"
"Good point…" Sora said, sweat dropping.
"Anyways, I'm working too hard to be an actress." Sakura explained. "So I don't have time for a relationship anyway. Understand?"
"Yeah." Sora said, nodding sheepishly for jumping to conclusions.
"Good!" Sakura said, smiling, reaching out her hand. "Friends?"
"…Friends." Sora agreed, shaking her hand.
…
"Ouch!" The two cried out in unison, pulling their hands back.
"…" Aurore finally woke up, and sat up, staring at the tension building around him. And back to sleep.
"The hell you're getting away from this." Lulu said, smirking, kicking Aurore in the side.
"Ugh…" Aurore coughed, sitting up.
"Master!" Bluebell exclaimed, hugging Aurore. "Listen, Lilligant was so mean! She called me an ugly fish!"
"She called me an old hag." Lilligant said, an irritation mark throbbing on her forehead.
"Can I not deal with this now?" Aurore asked, sighing.
"Oh, I almost forgot." Lilligant said, kneeling next to Aurore, smiling. "Master, you haven't officially named me yet, have you?"
"Um… no." Aurore said, shaking his head.
"Well, I've been waiting for over a month now, what's taking you so long?" Lilligant asked, frowning.
"A month?" Aurore asked, surprised. "But it's only been…"
"I'm speaking from the point of view of the readers." Lilligant answered dryly.
"Readers?" Aurore asked, surprised.
"Never mind. Just give me a name." Lilligant said, frowning.
"Alright, I've got the perfect one." Aurore said, smirking. "Your name's now Lilith."
"Lilith, huh?" Lilith asked, smirking. "Perfect."
Lilith turned to Petilil, who was still swimming in the river. "Hey, Petilil, your mom's got a name now!"
"Really?" Petilil asked, getting out of the water and running over, her eyes shining. "Does that mean I can see her data?"
"Um, sure…" Aurore said, pulling out his black moedex.
Moemon: Lilligant
Name: Lilith
Species: Flowering Moemon
Type: Grass
Current Level: 35
Scarcity: Rare
Diet: Lilligant feed on flowers and grass.
Ability: Own Tempo
Height: 5'08"
Weight: 112.7lbs
Cup Size: DD
Strong Against: Ground, Water, and Rock
Weak Against: Flying, Poison, Bug, Fire, and Ice
Attacks: Leech Seed, Sleep Powder, Magical Leaf, Dream Eater, Mega Drain, Synthesis, Teeter Dance, Quiver Dance
Evolves into: None
Evolves From: Petilil
Info: Lilligant are a very sensual and mischievous moemon. They enjoy entrancing trainers with their looks, and placing them under sleep spells. When the trainer is asleep, they scan his mind. They then enter his dreams and then perform sexual activities he likes. When they feel a connection with a trainer they've seduced, they will wake him and engage in consensual sex.
"…On the other hand, maybe not." Aurore said, sweating, pocketing the moedex. "You shouldn't be reading about stuff like that."
"Stuff like what?" Petilil asked, frowning.
"…I'll tell you when you're older." Lilith giggled, smiling.
"Oh, hey, I just remembered!" Sakura exclaimed, surprised. "Hey, did you guys know this hotel's haunted?"
"What?" Bluebell asked, surprised. "This place is haunted?"
"Yeah." Lulu said, nodding. "I knew I felt something off about this place."
"Me too." Rin said, walking up. "When ah came in, ah new that there was somethin' wrong here…"
"Oh my god!" Sakura gushed, tackling Rin, nuzzling cheeks with her. "You're so adorable! I want you to be my daughter!"
"What the heck's wrong with ya?" Rin asked, shocked. "Are ya some kinda nutjob?"
"Excuse me, who said you could talk like that?" Sakura asked, pinching Rin on the cheeks, pulling them out. "Speak English. I'm Japanese, and I can speak English."
"Sowwy…" Rin said through her lips as best she could, Sakura pulling her cheeks out.
"That's not Eeennnnglish…" Sakura said, pulling her cheeks out farther.
"Sakura, could you not bully Rin?" Aurore asked, frowning.
"Sorry, but she's just so cute!" Sakura said, smiling. "She reminds me of my sisters. They always used to cry when I teased them, so that made me want to tease them more."
"That sounds like a really bad thing." Aurore said, frowning.
"No, it was fine." Sakura said, smiling. "I'm sure that it didn't hurt them to be teased a little."
"Okay, if you say so." Aurore said, sweat dropping.
EoS: Yeah. Not a bit.