Episode 6

Red: Wow. So nostalgic, such memories, much happy! The charming and yet tragic naiveté, as if these creatures will somehow flourish if Harlan and Jack can just manage to relocate a breeding female.

Lizzie's morality: That's very interesting but let's move on to our case… the Mombasa Cartel. Poachers? Really?

Red: Not poachers, Lizzie, traffickers. The poor devils who do the killing are the smallest of cogs in a very large machine. And the Mombasa Cartel is the worst of the lot. They operate behind an impenetrable veil of secrecy, enforced by brute terror and a rat's nest of corporate fronts...

Lizzie's morality: This is going to take some convincing. The FBI's job is to protect people.

Red: Granted. Let's forget about the animals for a moment. Let's just consider the human toll...

Lizzie: Please, never stop talking! Is it possible to marry a voice? "Nothing else can speak to my heart like his voice, No one else can hold me, No one else can love me, No one else can speak to my heart like his voice"

Red: The thorough corruption of local authorities, political assassinations, the massacres of entire villages and wildlife compounds, eradicated for the most base of all possible motives... profit! Hundreds of billions of dollars a year in blood money, human blood money.

Lizzie's morality: This is important to you!

Red: Was that so obvious? I need to practice my poker face.

Lizzie: Oh, my poor baby! Who hurt you?

Red: Someday the creatures on that program will be akin to unicorns and griffins, a fairy-tale bestiary written in past tense, and no one is lifting a finger to stop it. Why not, Lizzie? Why not us? " If two people can have it all, Live the dream and break the rules, Tell me, why not us? If to people can fall in love, Destiny should be enough, So tell me, why not us?"

Later…

Red: I've arranged drinks for you with Geoff Perl.

Lizzie: Who will be joining us? Bill Gateswaenfett? See, I'm actually a funny person.

Red: No, just you and Geoff. Despite being the 33rd richest man on the planet and the C.E.O of Deckard Capital, Geoff is a passionat advocate for wildlife protection. He's also an expert on the illegal-animal trade. If anyone knows anything about the Mombasa Cartel, it'll be Geoff.

Lizzie: Wanna hear a joke? What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Lizzie's morality: Please stop!

Red: Look at us, holding hands and making jokes…."I'm walking on sunshine , wooah, I'm walking on sunshine, woooah, I'm walking on sunshine, woooah, and don't it feel good!"

Red's hat: #chilling with my bae.

Red's sunglasses: " Pretty woman, won't you pardon me, Pretty woman, I couldn't help see, Pretty woman, That you look lovely as can be, Are you lonely just like me"

Red: Your name is Judy is Judy 're an activist,investigative reporter,researching an exposéon the Mombasa post under the screen name "Elsa."

Lizzie: " Let it go, let it go, Can't hold it back anymore, Let it go, let it go, Turn away and slam the door, I don't care what they're going to say, Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway"

Red: Do you wanna build a snowman?

Lizzie's morality: Go away, Red!

Red: Okay, bye.

Then…

Red: Was all this really necessary?

Lizzie's morality: How about I find someone to follow you around 24-7 and see how you like it?

Dembe: Is like watching a movie…. I just need popcorn. Please make out already!

Red: You know as well as I this has nothing to do with being followed. This is about being found out, you're hiding something! Why else risk my capture?

Red's libido: You have been very naughty. Go to my room!

Lizzie's morality: Ezra's not gonna talk.

Red: I know that, but you didn't. And now you're holding him in a cement box under a no-contact order. Congratulations, Lizzie! You've plugged the hole, but the dam will fail.

Lizzie's morality: Excuse me?

Red: It's only a matter of time. * he approaches her*

Lizzie's libido: What are you going to do, spank me?

Red's libido: Yes!

Dembe: Now kiss!

Episode 7

Samar Navabi: So, what exactly did Reddington say?

Lizzie: Uh, it was Dembe. He said Red had another case but he specifically asked that you come along.

Samar: Oh, a threesome. Does that bother you?

Lizzie's morality: Why would it? I'm not jealous!

Lizzie: I wonder why he asked for you….. it's obvious he loves me!

Samar: I thought he only spoke to you. Don't want to step on your toes, I don't want to end up dead in an alley.

Lizzie's morality: I'm... fine. My toes are fine.

Lizzie: If you try anything I will kill you! Red is mine!

Red: Ah, ladies, thank God you showed up. I took a left turn in the Rostropovich, I've ended up completely lost in the Chico Hamilton. This is an addiction. I just can't decide between...

Samar: Is he always like this?

Lizzie: Yep, that's my man!

Lizzie's morality: Why did you want both of us here?

Red: Both... you're right. Thank you, great idea! Anyway, funny story, stop me if you've heard it! Persian man walks into a bar, meets a beautiful woman, has a few drinks. Next thing you know, he's falling from a 12-story balcony.

Lizzie's morality: I don't get it.

Red: I imagine Agent Navabi does.

Lizzie: Oh, no! They're bonding!

In the car…

Red: How exactly did you come upon this information?

Lizzie's morality: A C.I., someone the Bureau trusts.

Red: Really? I don't believe you! If the Bureau had a lead, they'd follow it. You came to this on your own, and you're hiding it from them, coming to me instead. You'd rather see Berlin dead than arrested.

Lizzie: Berlin killed Meera, he nearly killed Cooper! He put Tom into my life. So if you're asking if I'm okay with a lethal outcome, damn right I am!

Red: If you hadn't told me you'd killed Tom, I might think he was your source!

Lizzie: Don't panic! Take a deep breath, I know you can do this!

Lizzie's morality: But I did kill him!

Red: Of course you did. I believe you….

Lizzie: That was close….

Bonus scenes from episode 1 season 1:

Red: Now, I'll give you Zamani, but first...

Assistant Director Harold Cooper: No "but firsts." You don't decide anything.

Red: #Rude! Agent Cooper, you've overestimated your authority. I said I'll help you find Zamani, and I will. But from this point forward, there's one very important rule... I speak only with Elizabeth Keen!

Agent Donald Ressler: Who the hell's Elizabeth Keen?

Later…

Assistant Director Harold Cooper: Agent Keen, am I getting that right?

Lizzie's morality: Yes, sir. Best day of my life! #Fangirling.

Assistant Director Harold Cooper: Harold Cooper, Assistant Director of Counterterrorism.

Lizzie's morality: Yes, sir, I know who you are, sir!

Assistant Director Harold Cooper: So, uh...can you tell us what's going on? Is he your boyfriend?

Agent Donald Ressler: Do you two have a sexual relationship?

Lizzie's morality: What? No! I have no history with Reddington.

Assistant Director Harold Cooper: Do you find it odd that Reddington surrendered himself the day you started working as a profiler?

Lizzie: I think that it suggests he was waiting for me.

Assistant Director Harold Cooper: Why you? Specifically.

Lizzie: Because I'm new and he thinks I can be easily manipulated. The man obviously doesn't know me very well, I'm gonna kick his ass!

Then…

Lizzie: *watching Reddington* I didn't expect him to be so attractive!

Red: Agent Keen, what a pleasure!

Lizzie: Well... I'm here.

Agent Donald Ressler: Sir, this doesn't remind you of a movie?

Assistant Director Harold Cooper: What do you mean?

Agent Donald Ressler: Sir, you never saw The Silence of the Lambs? "A young F.B.I. cadet must confide in an incarcerated and manipulative killer to receive his help on catching another serial killer who skins his victims." And in the books they run away as lovers.

Assistant Director Harold Cooper: I'm sure it's nothing…. It's not like they flirted or anything!

Lizzie: Why involve me? I'm nobody. It's my first day, nothing special about me.

Red: Oh, I think you're very special!

Agent Donald Ressler: That sounds like flirting to me!