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Aurore's Moemon Adventure

Chapter 25

"H-hello, my name is Rin…" Rin said in perfect English, wearing an adorable small white dress. She was blushing embarrassingly, avoiding everyone's gazes.

"Oh, wow…" Sakura said, her eyes brimming with happiness. "You are so adorable!"

Sakura glomped Rin again, squeezing the life out of her.

"Get off ah me yah nut job!" Rin exclaimed. Sakura silenced her with an icy glare.

"I'm sure that's not what you meant to say, right?" Sakura asked, smiling cheerfully

"N-no…" Rin said, her face going white.

"Well, you almost look like a proper lady in that dress." Oshawott said, smirking, rubbing Rin's hair.

"Hey, stop that!" Rin said, pulling out from under Oshawott, sticking out her tongue childishly.

"Proper ladies don't stick out their tongues." Sakura said, smiling, crushing her soda can into a flat disk with one hand.

"A-Alright…" Rin said, going pale again.

"Listen, Sakura, could you maybe not threaten Rin?" Aurore asked.

"Sure." Sakura said, shrugging. "Anyways, who is she? A moemon?"

"No, she's human." Bluebell said, frowning. "Almost."

"Almost?" Rin exclaimed, snapping a little. "Why you little fish!" Oshawott grabbed Rin by the waist, lifting her into the air as she thrashed at Bluebell, who his behind Aurore.

"A human?" Sakura asked, surprised. "Why are you here?"

"…Because Aurore took her in off the street, and made her feel something nothing else could." Sora answered smiling.

"…" Everyone in the room stood there for a few seconds, not saying anything.

"Pedophile." Sakura said with an entirely straight face.

"Why does everyone have these incredibly realistic reactions?" Aurore exclaimed.

"Okay, first I better call the police." Sakura said with a straight face, smiling, reaching into her purse.

"That's a really realistic reaction!" Aurore exclaimed.

"Wait, wait, it's not lahk that!" Rin said, frowning. "He's… kind of… mah dad…"

"…" Sakura said, staring at Rin like she was from Mars.

"…He's your father." Sakura said, pointing at Aurore.

"Yes." Rin said, nodding.

"And you have sex with him?" Sakura said, holding her hand over her mouth, going pale. Aurore, meanwhile, head-butted the wall in frustration.

"NO!" Rin exclaimed. "Oh, god if that isn't the skickest thing ah've ever heard!"

"You do realize this is your fault, right?" Oshawott said, pressing her knuckles on the sides of Sora's head and pressing hard.

"Ow, sorry!" Sora said, frowning. "I guess I could have said that better…"

"I adopted her." Aurore finally explained. "I didn't… I'd never…"

"Oh, I was just joking." Sakura said, smiling.

"YOU CALL THAT A JOKE?" Everyone in the room exclaimed.

"Ya have a sick sense of humor, lady." Rin said, pointing at Sakura, frowning.

"I've got to wonder what a little girl is thinking when she says that to me." Sakura said, smiling icily.

So, within a few hours, Sakura managed to seize control of the hotel through terror and rule with an iron fist.

"Stop talking like the narrator." Oshawott said, bringing her hand down on Lulu's head with a chop.

"That was really unfair…" Lulu said, holding onto her pink hair. "Attacking my weak point like that…"

"No fighting…" a voice said softly. Suddenly, Sakura and Rin were pulled away from each other and Oshawott was pulled away from Lulu.

"What's going on?" Bluebell asked, looking around.

"It must be the ghost!" Sakura said excitedly.

"A ghost?" Lulu said, her eyes shining. "Yay! I love love LOVE ghosts!"

"You have the creepiest hobbies." Aurore said dryly.

"Ghost! Where are you?" Lulu asked, looking around. "I want to talk to you! And give you a hug!"

"Can't you just use those eyes of yours?" Aurore asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, right." Lulu said, looking around. "Um… let's see…" She stared at the walls and up into the air, and suddenly, her head turned around and looked at something floating over Aurore's head.

"I found it!" Lulu said, pointing above Aurore's head. Aurore spun around and looked at where Lulu was pointing, but he couldn't see anything.

"I can't see anything." Aurore said, frowning.

"No shit." Lulu said, frowning. "I'M the one with the magic eyes, dumbass, not you."

"Yup, those eyes of yours are pretty." Aurore said, smiling.

"…" Lulu said, narrowing her eyes. "You're in my way, I can't see."

"Huh?" Aurore asked, surprised.

"Move." Lulu said, swiping Aurore out of the way, Aurore falling to the ground.

"So, what does the ghost look like?" Sakura asked, landing on the ground, looking at where the shorter woman was pointing.

"Well, it seems to be shining with orange and violet light." Lulu said. "Unfortunately, it seems to be kind of muddy."

"Muddy?" Aurore asked, surprised, standing up. "What's that mean?"

"Well, orange is the color of physical pleasure, and can also indicate worry or anxiety." Lulu explained. "And a muddy purple indicates blocked development and feelings of misunderstanding. It can also mean an intense sexual imagination and desire with little or no methods of release."

"Wait, so we're dealing with…" Aurore thought, frowning.

"Casper the horny ghost." Lulu said, smirking. "Wow, so your hotel's possessed by a ghost who's not getting any."

"Maybe you should have sex with her." Sakura teased, smiling. "Might help her come to terms with her passing.

"No!" Sora, Bluebell, and Lilith said as one.

"Master can't keep having sex with people!" Sora said, frowning.

"Unless it's me!" Bluebell continued.

"But I get to go first, since he hasn't done me yet." Lilith finished.

"Check out the three stooges." Oshawott said, smirking.

"No fighting!" The ghost said louder.

"Um, Miss Ghost…" Aurore said. "I'm assuming you're a miss because there's no way I'm having sex with a man…"

"Oh, I'll have sex with you if you're a man!" Lulu said excitedly. "I always wanted to have sex with a ghost!"

"You have got some twisted fetishes…" Aurore said, face palming.

"Oh, you have NO idea." Lulu said, smirking coyly.

"I still can't tell if those two get along or not." Sakura said, frowning.

"Well, I've been with them since they joined up, and I'm not sure either." Shaw said, frowning. "They've got a very… complex relationship."

"…Who are you?" Sakura asked innocently.

"…Why can no one remember me?" Shaw asked, face palming.

"Wait, what about me?" The ghost asked, frowning. "Are we just ignoring me? Wait, this isn't going to be one of those cliffhanger chapters, is it? No way! Don't just leave my story for later, explain it now! Don't cut me off at the last-"

EoS: Yes, Aurore and Lulu have a very complex relationship.

Lauren: You're telling me?