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Episode 14
Red: I hope you're considering the apartment at the Audrey. You must stop living like this!
Lizzie's morality: By all means, come right in. Make yourself at home, because I love it when you do that! Where is that pen when you need it?
Lizzie: I know that misery loves company, but please leave me off of your guest list!
Red: I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back:"Nice ass!"
Red's libido: OMG! She is wearing a bathrobe. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill!
Red: Madeline Pratt has been abducted.
Lizzie:*jealousy mode activated* What do you care? She almost got us both killed.
Red: Foreplay. My relationship with Madeline is... nuanced. Confounding, yet captivating, she's a singular woman, and the world is far more interesting with her in it. What's more, her abductors meet every requisite that defines inclusion on the Blacklist.
Lizzie:"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah"
Later…
Samar Navabi: Her instructions were to introduce herself to the concierge at The Harleston Read Hotel.
Lizzie: Owned by the King family trust. Everyone there is on their payroll.
Assistant Director Harold Cooper: That's it?
Lizzie: She's supposed to ask for a room with a view of the Capitol.
Assistant Director Harold Cooper: Then what?
Samar Navabi: She'd get a room number. After that, no idea. She's never attended the auction. Beyond the hotel and the password, we have nothing.
Lizzie: That's not necessarily true. They're expecting an American named Josephine Sullivan. We can give them that.
Assistant Director Harold Cooper: Undercover? Forget it!
Samar Navabi: I know you want him back, but there has to be another way.
Lizzie: Bitch please, I'm fabulous!
Lizzie's morality: "I am a woman on a mission whoa, Nothing can stop me, I'm stronger than ever, I'm gonna see this through, I am a woman on a mission whoa, Whatever it takes I will do what I gotta do"
Then…
Tyler King: So, which Ivy League did you attend? It's no secret Alexi fancies a certain breed.
Lizzie: Ha ha, please stop!
Lizzie's morality: Columbia, then Princeton.
Tyler King: Really? I'm a Princeton man.
Lizzie: Mm…great!
Tyler King: The Dinky was such fun, wasn't it?
Lizzie: Such fun, very wow!
Red: Oh, the Dinky. No matter the time of day, that damn train is always full of hungover frat boys and co-eds in the throes of morning-after regret. I just saved your ass, Lizzie…. do I get a little kiss?
Red's libido: That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Lizzie: My bae! I've come to rescue you!
Lizzie's morality: Is that who I think it is?
Francis King: Well, I can see that you are a woman of good taste. Tyler, I believe the Sheikh has questions about your guidance chips. GTFO!
Lizzie: The Raymond Reddington….impossible!
Lizzie's libido: Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good!
Red: You've changed your hair.
Francis King: You know each other.
Lizzie: Unfortunately. He left me for his ex. (╥﹏╥)
Francis King: Perhaps you'd like a piece of that… I mean maybe you'd like to make a bid.
Lizzie's morality: I've heard he's far more trouble than he's worth. It's probably easier to let someone else buy him. Let him be their problem. I'm here for the Van Gogh! He's probably out of my price range, anyway.
Yaabari: Not mine. Surprise, bitch! I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.
Red: Frick!
Lizzie: Frack!
Later….
Lizzie's morality: We have to get these people out of here. How do you open this thing?
Red: Lizzie, you need to go!
Lizzie: Damn it! What's the code?
Red: Listen to me! I was brought in through a series of tunnels that way. If you hurry, you'll be miles away before they ever realize you're gone. Take the boy and go!
Lizzie: You could be killed!
Red: Lizzie, you did everything you could. It's time to go. Go!
Lizzie: "Goodbye my lover, Goodbye my friend, You have been the one, You have been the one for me"
Then…
Yaabari: Try not to take it personally. Business is business. In fact, Raymond, I've always been quite fond of you.
Red: Can't tell you what a comfort that is to me. If I have to die this way, at least Lizzie is safe!
Lizzie:* shoots Yaabari* Nobody messes with my boyfriend!
Red: Lizzie, my love! The handcuff key's in his back pocket.
Lizzie's morality: Okay. Someone's gonna come back. We got to get out of here!
Later…
Red: Surprise, bitch! I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me. If that hammer falls on an empty chamber, you'll be dead before you hit the ground! Put it down!
Lizzie: Nobody messes with Bonnie and Clyde!
Red: #swag. Earl, someone should have put you out of your misery generations ago. *shoots Earl* Oh, my God! What are the odds? I'll leave the three of you to your own misery. Avoid the yard, be nice to your cell mate, and whatever you do, don't eat the franks and beans. Oh, and I don't need your lousy tux, I want my clothes back!
Lizzie: Baby, you're the greatest!
More later….
Lizzie: There you are!
Red: You can never do that again!
Lizzie: You're welcome.
Red: I'm serious. You can never do that again! Promise me!
Lizzie's morality: We took down dozens of wanted criminals, recovered millions of dollars in stolen property, and saved innocent lives.
Red: I'm not talking about that.
Lizzie's morality: You….you're talking about you. Wow! You are so damaged! You can't accept help from anyone. Has anyone ever helped you? Is that why you are the way you are? Because you don't feel deserving of it? Is that why you can't be vulnerable for a second?
Red: (◕︵◕)
Lizzie: I risked my life for you because I care about you! Deal with that.
Lizzie's morality: And when someone does something nice, you're supposed to say "Thank you."
Red: Thank you!
Lizzie: You're welcome.
Red: But never do it again!
Lizzie: Are you fucking kidding me?! I want to strangle you right now!