AN: A good friend of mine who is a fan of AoKise wanted me to show some hints, apparently, I just can't. xD Sorry, not that much of a fan, but since you're an adorable piece o' shit, I'll introduce the two together! Aren't I sweet?
And yeah, I updated earlier this time; Since I won't be able to go OL tomorrow until Monday. /ehemstupidprojects
This is still GoM/Kuro, don't worry. And for those who can't wait till the final pairing's result, hold tight. After Mukkun's intoduction I'll set up a poll. ovo/
Chapter 5: Two Idiots
"Okay, we got him." murmurs a tanned male with navy blue locks while covering a cloth on the nose of a pale teal-haired boy who was limply leaning on him.
"Mine-chin he's fainted." affirms a tall purple-haired guy as he loosens his hold on the boy's arms
"Good." the redhead of the group nods "Atsushi carry him to the van."
"Haaii~" 'Atsushi' drawls who began to lift the petite figure. "Ara? Aka-chin, he's light as a feather."
"Oi, just hurry up and carry him there, the glasses-tsundere is waiting."
"Mm. I want to go home quickly, I'm hungry." mumbles the purple-head who lazily trudged towards the van.
Upon reaching the van, the door slid open as they were greeted by a handsome blonde
"Welcome back~ssu!"
"Ou."
"We're back, Kise-chin~"
"Ryouta, lay Tetsuya on the backseat."
"Eeeh?! Is this him? He's so pale and small- Like a cute doll~!" the blonde oogles
"I think it's about time we leave." the green-head who was in the driver's seat, interrupts looking quite uncomfortable
"Right-o~" the blonde replies and turned to the purple-head giant to lay Kuroko down
When everyone was properly seated the driver started the engine and began to drive off. Everyone was dead silent, except for the sounds of munching coming from the purple-head and a few scoldings coming from the green-head to the purple-head saying "Murasakibara, I told you to not eat in the car." after they took off.
The silence broke when the cheerful blonde chirped
"Ne, ne~ Akashicchi, can I seat at the back to guard Kurokocchi?"
True. There was no one there to guard him if ever he wakes up, which the redhead leader doubts, the chloroform used was strong enough to get a person knocked-out cold for a day.
"Keh, you might end up raping him." comments the tanned-male who was smirking tauntingly at the blonde
"Of course not! So mean!" the blonde wails
"Ryouta."
"Y-yes?" the blonde stammered
"I could tell that you just want to take a closer look at Tetsuya's sleeping face." the redhead continues
"Kise-chin is a pervert." the purple giant adds
"How vulgar." the green-head presses
"Your'e all so mean! I won't do anything-ssu!" the blonde cries following it with crocodile tears
"Very well then." the redhead agrees with a sigh
The blonde instantly lightened but was again cut off by the redhead
"But- If ever you indeed do something,"
He gulps.
"I shall not hesitate to throw you out of the car."
"Y-yes Akashicchi."
Hesitantly, the blonde moved to the backseat and sat by the window, the blunette's locks brushing his thigh lightly. Kuroko shifted uncomfortably, maybe because of his position. The blonde too felt uncomfortable seeing the boy shifting and turning, so he decided to put the boy's head on his lap. Unconsciously, he ran his hand onto those teal locks and found how smooth it was.
The others, not missing his actions turned around to look at him and said in unison excluding the redhead and the driver:
"PERVERT."
"Oi, why are you coming with me?" fumed a tanned male holding a silver tray with two slices of pizza and a glass of orange juice.
"What? I just wanted to check up on Kurokocchi." a gorgeous blonde implores,
He was walking beside the tanned male who was heading towards the room where Kuroko was in, the halls were quiet save for the exchange of bickering from the two lean figures. Both were wearing masks like the others but their were the same color as their hair.
"He's not some patient you dumbass. He's our hostage!"
"Mou! I just wanna know what he's like."
"Ugh, I don't get you..." the tanned male shakes his head and decided to ignore the blonde. He was saying something about their hostage being cute and tiny and other things he chose not to cipher
When they reached the door, it was awfully quiet, thus the initial thought would be the said person inside is sleeping. The blonde slowly opened the door, careful not to wake the lithe boy.
"EEEEEHHHHHHHH?!"
"The heck's your problem now?"
"Kurokocchi's gone!"
"WHAT?!"
The tanned male put down the tray of food first before running further inside the room to investigate. The two frantically rummaged every nook and cranny of the room but found no one, causing the blonde to pale more than h already was and started running around back and forth.
"We're gonna get killed! We're gonna get killed! We're gonna get killed!" he mumbles like a mantra
The tanned male was now sweating bullets and it took him a while before he managed to retort something to the annoying blonde.
"S-Shut up Kise, i-it's not our fault! When we arrived he's already gone!"
"Wait! Maybe he's underneath the bed!" the blonde quickly ran towards the side of the bed, his other hand was on the floor while the other on the bed- Wait, why is it... Warm?
"E-excuse me... Could you please remove your hand on my lap?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"GYAAAH!"
"HIIIEEE!"
Both screams in unison, the blonde falling back while the tanned male jumped out and tripped
"Wh-wh-wh-what the fuck?! Are you trying to kill us!?" the tanned male raged
"I-I think my heart stopped."
"I apologize." the pale boy answered unemotionally
"S-Since when have you been there?" the blonde manages to blurt out
Kuroko mentally sighs
"Since I was kidnapped and locked up here." he answers sarcastically
"Tche right, how come we didn't see you?" the navy-haired man retorts
"Somehow my presence is different from a normal person. It is less than a normal ones."
"Oh." the two taller males chorused
"Isn't that kinda cool~?" the blonde lilts
"Is it?" the blunette comments as he tits his head to the side, it became a habit of his
"K-Kurokocchi- So cute-ssu." the blonde unconsciously blurts
" 'Kise-san' I believe it is rude to call a guy cute."
"Wh- How did you-?"
"I heard him call you that, and I figured it was your name." Kuroko was referring to the tanned male who was gaping like a fish
"You must have heard it wrong! Ehehe..."
"Y-yeah, ya know- I was jumpy."
"I see. But I would not be stuttering now, would I?"
The blonde pales
"Why is it so bad that I knew of your name? It's not that bad, I think it suits you."
"Eh?"
"Seriously, he didn't figure out?!" the blonde inwardly screams "T-thank you."
It felt weird, thanking your hostage while blushing like an idiot. The three occupants were silent for a few seconds before a grumble was heard. It came from Kuroko's stomach.
The blunette flinched and looked away to hide his embarrassment, the blonde laughs while the other snickers
"Wait for bit." the tanned male orders walking away and picking up the tray that was ignored a few moments ago. He walked towards the hungry teen and sat beside him to lay the tray beside the blunette.
"Eat up."
The blunette looked hesitant at first but decided that it was better to have something inside his stomach if he's going to be kept a while longer. He picked up a piece of pizza and took a little bite on the end, he slowly chewed before swallowing and continued the process.
"He eats like a sloth." the tanned male thought
The blonde remained quiet and watched the boy eat.
After eating half of the pizza, Kuroko sipped the orange juice and sighed in content. The two males raised their brows in confusion.
"You done?" the tanned male asks
"Yes."
"Seriously? You just ate half of the thing."
"I'm quite full, thank you."
"Kurokocchi, you need to eat more! That's why your so skinny!"
"Kurokocchi?" the blunette narrows
"Drop it. It's an annoying habit of his." the tanned male interrupts
"What do you mean annoying?! I add -cchi to the names of those I respect or like!"
"So you like me?"
"Yup~"
The two looked at the blonde in disgust
"SO MEAN!" the blonde wails
"It's because Kurokocchi looks so cute~" he adds as he glomps the teen into suffocation
"Kise-san your'e annoying."
The blonde turned white and sulked in the corner while growing mushrooms while the tanned male broke into laughter.
"Your'e interesting," the tanned male comments as he ruffles Kuroko's teal locks
"Thank you. But please stop doing that." the blunette deadpanned and lightly slapped the taller one's hand
"Haha, I'm Ao by the way."
"I do know it is not your real name, Ao-san."
"'Course, I'm not as idiotic as he is. Just Ao is fine." Ao points at the fungi-ish blonde
"YOUR'E THE ONE WHO SHOUTED MY NAME!"
"SHADDAP!"
The blunette chuckles causing the two to stop their squabble and stare at the adorable creature in front of them
"SO CUTE!" the blonde squeals as he attempts to death-hug the pale boy again,
Ao grabbed Kise by the collar thus stopping him from doing so, he wails.
"Anyway, Tetsu, be sure to finish your food. We'll be going now." he tanned male bids while dragging the wailing blonde who was all the while crying "Kurokocchi!"
Omake 1
Aka called in Ao and Kise into his office. The two were quivering as they wondered why their demon-of-a-leader called for them.
After debating on who's the one to open the door, the two stopped when they heard their leader's voice
"Daiki, Ryouta, why don't you both come in?" he orders
The two entered the room fiddling and feeling uncomfortable.
"What is it, Akashicchi...?"
"I knew of what happened during the time you were inside Tetsuya's room."
The two gulped
"How the heck did he?!" the two internally panicked
"Ryouta, you are forbidden to visit Tetsuya again."
The blonde wails, in his mind. He valued his life, thank you very much.
"Daiki."
There was a long pause causing the tanned male's brain to disfunction
"You made a huge blunder, Tetsuya knew of Ryouta's name."
"That is why-"
"OH GOD NO. NO. NO. NO!" he internally screams
"I'll be discarding all your Mai-chan gravures."
Ao fainted.
Omake 2
Momoi just got out of the library humming to herself- Strange, her charge was nowhere in sight. Maybe he was using his Misdirection again.
"Tetsu-bocchan! Tetsu-bocchan!"
Silence.
She was now feeling uneasy, the boy would've shown up by now. Her reverie was stopped when he saw Kagami walking towards her holding a plastic bag from a convenience store
"Yo, I got drinks."
"Have you seen Tetsu-bocchan?" "Where's Kuroko?
"..."
"I thought he was with you."
"I told him to go ahead, that's why I thought he was with you."
Momoi frantically fumbled with her phone and dialed a certain number she knew by heart. The ringing continued for at least 5 seconds before the said person picked up
"Hello, Tetsu-bocchan where are-"
"Is this Kuroko-san's au pair?"
"Who-who are you? Why do you have young master's phone?"
"Mm, nobody worth knowing."
"This is not funny, who are you?" Momoi's voice was now trembling
"Might you know that we have him in custody and we are in need of a generous amount of cash; I presume you are not stupid to not know what this means. Feel free to contact his father but don't even think about calling the police if you know what's best for your 'Tetsu-bocchan', I shall be giving a number that you can contact to if ever you are ready for negotiations. -click"
Momoi paled and dropped the book she was holding.
"O-oi, you okay?"
"TETSU-BOCCHAN GOT KIDNAPPED!" she screams as she grabs both of Kagami's collar whilst shaking him violently
"WHAT SHOULD I DO?!"
"F-For now... Just-"
"OH MY GOD!"
"C... Ca-"
"WHAT IF THEY HURT HIM?!"
"Dn... Mom... Oi- "
"WHAT IF THEY TAINT HIS PURENESS?!"
" Can't. Bre... th-"
"TETSU-KUUUUN!"
There was no response from the lean redhead.
Probably because Kagami fainted due to the violent shaking of his brains and his soul seeping out from his mouth.
I had fun on the Omake part~ Hohoho~ R.I.P. Bakagami's soul, and Clingy!Kise is adorable~
Sorry for referring the GoM as 'colorofhair'head. Although it's blatantly obvious who these guys are, remember; their identities are still hidden.
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