What. The. Hell.
I stand there for about five minutes, staring at nothing. My blush wasn't fading away. I try to regain my thoughts. I, luckily, succeed. Why? Because I am ZIM! Zim needs no help snapping out of things! No help!
But…why did she just do that? I've seen it happen before with humans. Usually on Valentine's Day. I shudder at that. How humans can tolerate that, I'll never know. It's a holiday to celebrate the feeling of that horrible human obsession!
I fall to the ground flat on my back, and look to the sky blankly. That's two things I'll never understand. I hear a voice from behind me.
"What's up, Zim?" I look above me. Zita. Oh, friggin' joy! Another annoying human!
"I don't have to tell YOU anything!" I growl. Zita raises an eyebrow.
"I didn't ask for secret info, just to see why you're lying on the ground blushing." She says. I feel my face. Oh. It hasn't gone away. Crap. I'm screwed. I stand to my feet and cross my arms.
"What? I'm not blushing. Maybe you need glasses, like the Dib." I snicker. Zita just continues to look things over.
"Well, it's not everyday someone blushes…and let's see…you and Tak started walking home together…" she put the pieces into the puzzle. "Oh sh**!" she yells. I jump back in surprise. I've never heard her say that…word. "What did you do?!" she asks me in shock. I face-palm.
"I didn't do ANYTHING! IT WAS TAK, WITH HER STUPID KISSING!" I yell. I blush more and cover my mouth. Oh no.
"…" Zita doesn't say anything. Her eye just twitches. "She…whoa…what?" she asks. Again, I face-palm. Must I tell humans EVERYTHING twice?!
"Eh, I have to go home now! To eat food!" I yell, and start running down the sidewalk. I don't look back. I don't want to see filthy human face blabbering filthy Earth curses out of their FILTHY human mouths. All I want is to get home and forget this ever happened. I finally get home, and I slam the door behind me. Oh, but more surprises await me, don't they?!
"Irk DAMNIT, Gir!" I shout. He's watching the angry monkey show, while messing with my laser gun! My only weapon! I grab it out of his paws. "No!" I command. Gir looks up at me. He begins to giggle. I look at him awkwardly. "What?" I ask. Points at me and giggles more.
"I saw it, Master!" suddenly he jumps into the air and waves his little nubs of arms. "TAK KISSED YOU!" he yells. I start to fume with rage. How DARE he remind me of that! How?! I clench my fists and turn around to a lamp.
"This is all your fault, lamp!" I shout. The lamp remains silent. "AAAAAH!" I screech and punch the lamp so that it shatters to pieces. My fist starts to bleed. "Ow…" I whisper grabbing my fist tightly. There's a piece of glass in the cut. Wonderful. In pull it out as fast as I can. "Agh!" It hurts. I grip my fist and tremble slightly. It REALLY hurts. "Agh…this is all Tak's fault…" I mumble. I get to my feet and sit on the couch. An hour goes by. And another. And another. "I've had enough of this!" I yell. Gir watches me rage-quit.
"Why you so angry, Master?" he asks. I clench the fist that isn't bleeding. Why must he question Zim?!
"Because I HATE HER! TAK IS RUINING MY LIFE! I FU**ING HATE HER!" I begin to swear uncontrollably. Kicking objects over isn't my specialty, but this time I made an exception. "I hate her so much!" I yell. Gir rubs his head, confused.
"So why did she kiss you?" he asks. I open my mouth, then close it again. I have no idea how to answer that. My eye twitches. I fail to notice that my fist is still bleeding. Oh, wait, that's right. To get me to shut up.
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I still feel my fist bleeding. Just enough so that it hurts like Hell. I have to get it fixed.
"Gir! Get me the auto-healer!" I command. Gir shrugs innocently.
"It broke, Master." He says. My eyes widen. I'm bleeding bad, and Gir broke the auto-healer. Wonderful.
"Then the only person with an auto-healer is…oh, sh**…" I whisper. There is only one person who has an auto-healer. "Gir…I'll e right back". I say, leaving through the front door and down the sidewalk. I look at my fist as I walk. It's bleeding more now. I have to get there soon. Finally, I arrive at her doorstep. I knock on the door with my good hand.
"Tak!"
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Part 2 of me and Apple's ZATR storeh! She does a part, then me, then her again, then me again, and we alternate like that until the story's done! Enjoy! ^^